Later, this hot pot banquet expanded the team, and the good students from the dormitory next to it also came.

At this time, Xu Xiaosong was asking for advice: "Boss, you can teach a few more tricks." The heart anchor of the last Islam was messed up, and Lili didn't care about me. ”

Xu Xiaosong likes Jiang Lili, a junior in the journalism department, as we all know.

Zhang Wei was surprised: "Why did you mess it up?" ”

Planting a heart anchor is a long-term process that should be adhered to.

"I persevered. I just follow what you said, I go to the same milk tea shop every day to buy milk tea to drink, I only drink the same kind with pearls, and I dare not add anything else. I hope Lili and I drink the same kind and think of me......"

Zhang Wei almost didn't squirt out of the wine in his mouth, "Who told you to buy milk tea?" I'm going to give you an example. ”

"What? I'm about to drink diabetes, why didn't you say it earlier. ”

Zhang Wei thought to himself: This is not a love novice, this is like 2B.

"Okay, okay, the main question is why she doesn't bother with you, you have to find the symptoms, you can't think that you drink milk tea very girly."

Xu Xiaosong recalled seriously: "Maybe it's because the day before yesterday, Lili passed by the milk tea shop and seemed to see me talking to other girls." ”

Chen Wenfei looked surprised: "You can't chase one and have an affair with the other." ”

"Who's having an affair? I don't even know each other. I was talking to the girl because the second drink was half price that day, and I thought we could make two of them. ”

After listening to the answers, Lin Quan, Zhang Wei and the others all fell silent.

"I know, I may have lost watermelons and picked up sesame seeds, but it's not like 520 is coming, I think I can save a little at half price. A few dollars is also money. I want to save up money to buy Lili a more expensive gift. ”

Lin Quan had a question mark on his face: 520 is a festival?

However, it doesn't matter what festival it is, it's good how many festivals there are, so that you can have a chance to perform.

If he didn't have them, he would have to make excuses.

Lin Quan is thankful that he didn't say what was in his heart, and if he said it, he would be crusaded.

Because everybody's complaining, "Why are there so many sections?" Can we men still live? ”

"And everything is one-sided, they women are qualified, we don't. I'm still single, it's too expensive. ”

Someone said: "No, no, no, I'm eligible, last Valentine's Day, I received a bitter tea from my partner." "Exceptional sweetness.

Otherwise, he hasn't changed to a new bitter tea for two years, thinking about it this way, it's really good to have a girlfriend. Immediately distance yourself from these bachelors. The starting lines are all different.

"What are you stinking about, get out of here and go back to your dorm. Give you ten dollars to buy it at the night market, and see what will make you happy. ”

"What's wrong with ten dollars? Ten dollars is also love, do you have it? ”

Zhang Wei persuaded in a low voice: "Xiao Song, you have to use spare money like stock speculation, you can't go bankrupt to buy gifts for her." It's not about money, I really think that Lili can't do it, 214 you spend more than 800 to give her a mechanical keyboard, she received something, thank you no, I don't know if it's hanging you. ”

"What's wrong with hanging me? Why didn't she hang others and hang me, she just thought I was very good and had a chance to develop. Boss, you're not qualified to say this, you've been hung like this before, and you're still happy. I still remember that you ate steamed buns for a month in order to buy cosmetics for girls. ”

Zhang Wei: "...... "I really thank you, because of you, the past I don't want to remember is often mentioned."

Xu Xiaosong thought about it and added:

"And don't you think that girls should test us men more?

You know, the girl is looking for someone who will be responsible for her life.

Once married, in case that person is not responsible for divorce, this society is like this, it is easy for us to find men, but it is not easy to find women.

My mom said, what's wrong with testing more? ”

This caused everyone to fall silent again.

This time, however, there are two differences.

Some people think, Xu Xiaosong, you are awesome, you are the top love brain. We await the day when you are deeply wounded.

Some people also think: It makes sense to say that you are tasting carefully, after all, it was your mother who said it.

"Don't talk nonsense, teach skills, you don't care if I'm hanging. Hurry, Boss. ”

Zhang Wei: "Please listen well, the following is suitable for the stage of wanting to determine the relationship or confession. ”

"You ask her, what is the difference between you and Sun Wukong. She will reply, one is a human being, and the other is a monkey. You say it's not right, it has something to do with where you live, one lives in Huaguo Mountain, and the other lives in my heart. ”

Everyone booed in unison, isn't this trick really disgusting?

Before they could tell the girls, they were ashamed to hear it.

Zhang Wei Zhenzhen said: "Believe me, it's good." You have to understand that a girl who is interesting to you, no matter how disgusting you say, she will laugh with you. It's not interesting to you, no matter how well you make up love words, then they will let you go. ”

Liu Yuchen complained: "No, brother, I think girls who are interesting to us will be angry." Maybe they won't wait for us to finish, but when they ask what is the difference between the monkey and her, they will scold people with a white face, you dare to compare me with the monkey, are you crazy? Took the wrong medicine. ”

Chen Wenfei: "And they will scold, you are a monkey, your whole family is a monkey." In that case, what should we do? You give a plan to be scolded. ”

“…… In other words, compare you to a monkey because you are thinner than a monkey. ”

You can't always go wrong with praising girls for being thin, right?

Zhang Wei was also a little vague in his heart.

In order to make up for the lack of good compilation, Zhang Wei continued to come up with ideas: "Don't say good night at night, you can tell girls a little bedtime story." What ducklings buy breakfast, and fall asleep after eating, isn't this the same as sleeping ducks early, and then they will giggle. How nice it is for you to fall asleep to her laughter. ”

Students: "......" is not necessary, you will not sleep well if you listen to them laugh.

"English is fine, yes. In ancient times, old cows were used to cultivate land, and there were few cows, so the ancients were very happy to get milk.

Follow this line of thought, good morning is also done. In ancient times, ordinary people could not afford to keep cats, only the rich Gude cat. ”

Students: "......"

Zhang Wei stood up, waved his hand and summarized his statement:

"Don't say those boring words good morning and good night.

You can say goodnight to the world, but to the girls.

A sentence of are you there, in fact, I miss you and want to talk to you.

A good night is actually hoping that she can sleep well. Right?

This is the meaning of a two-way couple, which should be correctly expressed.

Instead of going through those boring forms and saying ineffective nonsense.

Brothers, you have to hold back your shame, we are men, what are you afraid of? As long as the purpose of making the girl happy can be achieved, it is disgusting to be disgusting, and the animal world knows that males need to attack, this is our nature, and we can't wait for others to chase like a girl.

Alright, that's all for today's lesson. ”

Zhang Wei actually dislikes it in his heart, every time he gives a lecture to these people, he talks about it very sparsely, and a group of stupid boys can interrupt it.

Sooner or later, he will have to make some girlfriends and talk to his sisters about relationship problems, so that it will help him to do research.

Ten minutes later.

Xu Xiaosong hugged the guitar, looked at the rain outside and snorted:

"No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare to your smile, and those who haven't seen you won't understand.

It doesn't matter if it's a ghost who has lost its mind, or if it's a marriage in a previous life......"

Lin Quan turned on the computer with this singing, and was about to check the post, when he suddenly found a private message.

The content of the private message said that Bey wanted to know him and left a QQ number.

At this moment, only Lin Quan himself knew how surprised he was in his heart.

He could obviously read it once and memorize the number, but he was stunned to write it down with a pen, and then opened QQ, which he hadn't used for a long time, and began to search for Bey.

However, in the next scene, the smile on Lin Quan's face froze.

QQ Tips: The other party rejects anyone to add as a friend.

This feeling of going from surprise to disappointment, is it what Zhang Wei said about raising the level of emotional value? Pull it down, it's too embarrassing. Who's pulling whom, that's it.

"Boss, you said that girls take a bath, how long does it usually take?" When she was separated from Bey, Bey said she was going to take a shower. Be poured like that, don't go to dinner with him.

Zhang Wei replied while brushing the pot: "That's grinding, why does it take more than an hour, especially our Northeast girls, they have to take a bath." Counting the time it rained, sheltered from the rain, and went to the cafeteria to eat, if you use the running now, you might be able to meet it. This kind of chance encounter will also bring surprises to the girl, thinking that you are destined by God. Going to meet Bey? ”

Lin Quan was stunned for a moment: "How do you know it's Bey?" ”

"What have you been to be tonight. In fact, from the beginning of the cold drink hall to the appearance of the post, you have always been wrong, I am too lazy to talk about you. In the end, before graduation, leave a love Ah Lin Quan. ”

Lin Quan smiled: "What a mess, okay, thank you." ”

However, when he walked to the door of the dormitory, Lin Quan felt that he needed to explain: "I'm not going out to live, I'm letting her pass my QQ." ”

"Oh my God, I didn't win QQ, I really didn't expect that you would have today."

(End of chapter)