Chapter 284: Is It Fun to Tease Me?
Looking down, I was holding her, but I didn't hold it in the right place, and my hands were just pressed on her chest......
Although she was really drunk, she could at least realize that I had eaten her tofu!
She immediately pushed my hand away, and I looked up at her in a half-kneeling position......
Probably because she was a little flustered, she didn't learn from the previous car, and her high heels were slumped again, and her body rushed forward again.
Her weightless body, accompanied by another scream, swooped down on top of me.
It didn't take long for me to realize that this time the scene was even more tragic......
I couldn't breathe because my face was completely buried in the waves in my chest.
But I quickly reacted, pushed her up, and stood up myself.
But before I could stand firm, Wu Yue slapped me so much that I couldn't find the north.
"Hooligans!"
She glared at me, then staggered and staggered towards the door of the bar......
I touched my beaten face and froze in place.
What the hell is this?
In the middle of the night, I ran to pick her up, and she accidentally fell down herself, and I kindly helped her, but I also called me a hooligan.
I'm too wronged......
When I came to my senses, I immediately followed me out of the bar......
I followed her and shouted to her, "Just now, I ...... just now"
She turned around suddenly, glared at me, and said, "Don't talk about what you just happened again!" ”
"Hey, I said you're still being unreasonable? You fell on your own, was it wrong for me to be kind enough to help you? ”
She turned her head and glared at me again, then made a move that shocked me!
She actually took off her high heels and threw them at me.
She didn't throw at me, but I instinctively dodged it, and the dodge caused her to hit me in the shoulder blade.
It was the thin heel of the heel that hit my shoulder blade, and a crusting pain spread throughout my arm.
Seeing this, Wu Yue was stunned for a moment, and then asked cautiously, "No...... You okay? ”
"What do you think?" I looked at her with a look of pain on my face.
"Really hit?"
"Can't you hear or see?" I said indignantly.
She suddenly had an embarrassed expression, then walked over to me and said, "I'll see where it hit." ”
I unbuttoned my shirt twice, and then the shoulder that had been hit leaked out, and it turned red.
Wu Yue suddenly had a look of self-reproach on his face and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”
"You didn't mean to?"
"I didn't want to hit you, why are you dodging?"
"Hey, do you blame me for not hiding?"
Wu Yue didn't explain anymore, and continued to apologize: "I'm really sorry, I'll take you to the hospital to have a look." ”
It's not a small problem that doesn't go to the hospital, and the pain is really painful, but it's completely bearable.
I just wanted to tease her, I pretended to have a dislocated arm, and said with a painful face: "No, Wu Yue, let me tell you, my hand must be useless, and it must hurt the bones...... It's hard to have an amputation! ”
Wu Yue glanced at me and said, "It's so serious, it's just that it was smashed and had to be amputated, is it that serious?" ”
"You don't understand, I must have hurt my bones, it's over...... I'll be crippled from now on! It's over the calf! ……”
"Don't you call it, okay?" Wu Yue glanced around very embarrassed.
"You're responsible anyway."
"Let's go, I'll take you to the hospital to take a film." She pulled me along to the side of the road.
I immediately screamed "ouch" and said, "Tap, tap...... Hurt! ”
She hurriedly let go of me, as if she was afraid of hurting me, and then looked at me a little bewildered.
I continued to jokingly say to her: "Mr. Wu, if I am really disabled, do you have to be responsible!" ”
"Can you please stop saying these scary words, how can this be crippled?"
"It's hard to say!"
Wu Yue suddenly fell silent again, and his face gradually became a little anxious.
I was happy in my heart, I don't know why I wanted to tease her, this is probably the nature of men.
I continued to sigh and said, "Anyway, I don't care, if I'm crippled, you'll have to support me, I'm single now, and I don't have any children......"
Wu Yue took over and said, "Do I still have to give you a child?" ”
"If you think it's okay, I'm fine."
She immediately glared at me, then reached out to hit me.
I instinctively raised my arm to block, but I forgot that I was still pretending to be in pain, and the arm I raised was the same hand that had been hit by her high heels.
Wu Yue is very smart, she suddenly realized that I was lying to her when she saw this, and her face suddenly changed.
I hurriedly shouted "ouch" again: "It's over, it's really over, it's really over, I hear the bones ringing." ”
Wu Yue is not so easy to deceive, she has seen through it, she suddenly became cold, and said, "Then you can stay here!" ”
With that, she turned and left.
It's really a hundred secrets! Well, why do I have to raise this arm?
Watching her walk to the side of the road with one foot deep and one foot shallow, I caught up with her again, sneered and said to her, "Don't be angry, I don't mean anything else, it's just ......"
"Is it fun to tease me?"
I smiled and nodded, and her eyes grew cold as she looked at me.
I quickly shook my head again and said, "It's not fun, it's not fun at all." ”
"I think you're fun!"
"It's not funny, don't be angry, I just want to make you laugh, I like to see you laugh."
"Do you think I can laugh like that?"
"Uh...... It's a bit too much, but you shouldn't hit me with high heels! ”
"Who told you to talk nonsense!"
"Okay, okay, no more nonsense in the future, make sure to be serious!"
She snorted softly and turned her head to stop talking to me.
After being silent for a while, I asked her again, "Mr. Wu, where is your car?" ”
"How do you drive when you're drunk?"
"How do you know I'm drinking?"
"I'm not stupid, your mouth is full of alcohol."
"Then I'll help you find a substitute driver."
With that, I took out my mobile phone and called a substitute driver on the AutoNavi map.
After the substitute driver arrived, Wu Yue led the substitute driver to her parking location and gave the car key to the substitute driver.
After Wu Yue got in the car, he said to me: "At this point in time, it's not good to take a taxi here, you get in the car and send you back first." ”
"Isn't it troublesome?"
She doesn't say much anymore, I understand her character, and I don't talk nonsense anymore.
After getting in the car, Wu Yue leaned on the seat all the time, and the whole person was still a little groggy.
Her eyes were closed, and a strand of hair slipped down, obscuring her frowning brow.
I hesitated for two seconds, then quietly reached out my arm and gently pulled the strand of hair behind her ear......
Because of the alcohol, her cheeks were flushed, and her forehead and ear chakra were very hot......
Suddenly, she opened her eyes and immediately met my eyes.