101: Embarrassment face, borrow a piece to speak
Li Bubai looked deeply at what he could do, but he didn't expect this old devil to be scared.
"What does Master Fang Zheng want?"
Turning his head, Li Bubai said in a deep voice.
Fang Zheng's hands were folded, and his face sank like water.
His eyes were downcast, and he stared at his feet for a long time.
Only then did he shout the Buddha's horn, and said in a low tone: "Amitabha, the Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, Lao Wei naturally doesn't want to retreat." ”
Li Bubai breathed a sigh of relief.
But suddenly he saw Ren Wuxing smile coldly, and he felt bad in his heart.
Really.
Master Fang Zheng smiled bitterly: "Lao Wei is willing to go to hell, but there are many Shaolin disciples, eating fasting and chanting Buddha, and there is no dispute with the world. ”
"Lao Wei is a pseudonym today, and he will no longer be a Shaolin disciple in the future, and the people in the rivers and lakes will call the faceless man."
"The old man turned his back on Shaolin, broke out of the door, and saw him facelessly. The martial arts catastrophe, the black hand has no shadow, the old man does not dare to break the cauldron and sink the boat, and he fights with the people on his back, and he has no face to face the martial arts colleagues. ”
Master Fang Zheng's tone was low, he lowered his head deeply, and finally his face was expressionless.
Li Bubai looked at the two of them in amazement, and his gaze changed.
After a long time, he looked strange: "So...... Just I'm working hard in Huashan? ”
Let me turn my head around.
Fang Zheng smiled awkwardly.
I'm Cao.
This group of things is really unreliable.
Li Bubai lay on the bed on all fours and waved his hand: "I know, let's go." ”
"I, Huashan, will definitely not back down. As long as I live in vain, I will fight against that mysterious organization for a day. ”
"Li Shaoxia is righteous."
Fang Fang looked ashamed, folded his hands, turned around with his head down, jumped off the window and left.
Ren Wuxing looked at Li Bubai deeply, and admired it: "Li Bubai, no one in this seat will accept you." Although he is young, he is much stronger than this seat. ”
With that, he turned and left.
Li Bubai rolled his eyes and looked at the backs of the two leaving.
Say so much, nothing is important. Have the ability, martial arts cheats to stay, support one or two?
Bah.
It's so unreliable.
After all, I carried everything alone.
Li Bubai sighed deeply, the next time the reincarnation appeared, he didn't know what kind of amorous it was. If you have already unlocked the genetic lock, or you have obtained the immortal cultivation method or something.
I, Huashan, am I going to face a catastrophe?
We can't go on in such a decadent way, we have to purchase a batch of weapons.
Turning his head, Li Bubai looked at the slight rush left by the two on the table. I realized that this was the support left by the two.
However, although micro-punching is good, it is scarce. If you want to imitate this world, it is estimated that it is impossible. The technology level is placed there, this is not a fantasy, and it is easy to fight against each other. If he can really make a micro-punch by leapfrogging, Li Bubai will directly engage in a little boy.
But at the end of the day, it's better to have than nothing.
"Strength is fundamental, no matter how strong the reincarnation is, it is necessary to complete the task. If he fails in his mission, he may die. ”
"Well, improve your personal strength beyond the calculations of the reincarnation, so that you can protect your senior sister."
"At the end of the day, the strength of the proud world is well known. As long as I can continue to break the stereotype, I can give people unexpected joy. ”
Li Bubai squinted, his fingers tapped his knees, and an idea gradually came to his mind.
I do carry some of it, even if I want to do something for the people. However, strength is fundamental.
To put it bluntly, this is also the world of martial arts.
Without strength, you can only be slaughtered.
Boom.
My mind moved.
Li Bubai raised his eyebrows and entered the galaxy.
The heavens and stars are flowing, and the drifting bottles are constantly rising and falling.
With a quick move, a new drifting bottle appeared in his hand.
Li Bubai pinched the drifting bottle and pondered for a moment, this thing was completely irregular, and it appeared immediately, and the person who was destined to be found was also immediately. If he could, he would like to throw it into the world of Xianxia.
Even if it's kneeling and licking for people, let's get an exercise or something first.
But since this thing can't be controlled, it can't be given up. Anyway, it's also my only golden finger, but I don't know who I will find this time.
Lin Daiyu's understanding, Feng Yuxiu's physique, Zhou Zhiruo's understanding, and Wang Chengen's kung fu to serve people......
Although it doesn't look like anything.
But when put together, it can also be very useful.
Today, he has extraordinary understanding, and his ability to constantly deduce martial arts is proof of this.
The physique has also been strengthened, which is all due to Feng Yu Xiu.
As for the work of serving...... Looking at the more and more graceful figure of the senior sister, you can understand that this craft is definitely not said.
If you want to be big, rub it.
If you want to be long, you can touch it.
Absolutely forceful invisible plastic surgery.
Li Bubai threw out the drifting bottle and retracted his consciousness into his body.
Sit cross-legged.
Start practicing.
Time is running out, and the appearance of the reincarnation has already made him in crisis. I thought that when the sky fell, there was a high top, even if the reincarnation person had ideas, then the East was undefeated, and the Sun and Moon God Sect would let me do what I could to absorb the stars Dafa Shaolin I Ching tendons or something, not more attractive than Huashan?
As long as Huashan is given time to react, it can be dealt with.
But I didn't expect it,.
Master Fang Zheng and the old devil of what to do actually flinched.
After all, it was a mistake.
Metropolis.
A villa in Mi Li's family.
The tall, embarrassed-faced man knelt on the grass with a painful face, the basketball next to him bouncing on the ground, and finally lost power and rolled down his wide hands.
The five fingers of his face were bent and clasped to the ground, and the pain in his knees made him sweat profusely.
Just then, a drifting bottle appeared out of thin air and landed on the ground between his hands. The embarrassed face was stunned, staring at the drifting bottle stupidly, and it took ten minutes before he finally remembered something, and opened his big fan-like hand with a puzzled gaze, and opened the cork with thick and powerful fingers.
"What's that?"
The embarrassed face muttered, and his eyes were puzzled.
He poured out a piece of letterhead: "I'm Cao, Immortal Venerable?" me, look at my Da Yao is going to be cold, someone teases me? ”
His face was full of unhappiness, it was not that he had no temper, but Huaxia's modesty made him learn to control his temper. The unsatisfactory competition, the farther and farther dreams, and the overwhelming weight of the body, almost overwhelmed the giants.
He can keep the cynicism of the media in his heart, and it is really nothing to be ridiculed if he doesn't play well.
Rather than ridicule, he wants to fulfill his responsibilities and his dreams......
"If you really have the ability, let me be able to play five in one day."
The embarrassed face was indignant, and he wrote a paragraph with his bloody fingers, roughly stuffed it into the drifting bottle, and threw it away.
His eyes were blood-red, and the tyranny in his chest was almost uncontrollable, staring at the drifting bottle.
But he was suddenly stunned, and a pair of big eyes stared wildly, watching the drifting bottle disappear out of thin air. The embarrassed face was stunned, and ran over frantically, looking for it on the grass.
Moment.
pinched his waist with a confused face: "I'm Uncle Cao, who is teasing your grandfather Yao." ”
"When Lao Tzu has no temper, right?"
"Grandpa doesn't scold, it's grandpa who has quality, your grandpa and I scold you, you understand......"
Boom.
"I'm Cao."
The embarrassed face covered his head, and squatted down with a confused face.
Mud horses.
Smash Lao Tzu's head.
The embarrassed face gritted his teeth, his eyes angry. was about to erupt, but saw a drifting bottle, lying quietly on the grass not far away.
He froze and walked over. Bend down, pick up the drifting bottle, hesitate to open it, and write the paper everywhere.
"Iron Cloth Shirt?!"
On the letterhead, large golden characters flew out and melted into the eyes.
The embarrassed face was full of shock, and he scolded his mother in his heart: This is really true.
Inn.
Li Bubai didn't know at all that the secret book had been upgraded now, and he could cultivate at a glance.
At this moment, he deduced in his heart which martial arts character he found this time.
What kind of benefits can it bring to yourself.
Moment.
Boom.
The bottle is back.
Li Bubai opened it and frowned: "What kind of thing did you give me?" Lao Tzu wants to fly, wants to fly, can this be so special? ”
Fly?
Li Bubai groaned in his heart, could it be that there is no such thing as martial arts in that world? This destined person is a secondary two patient who is eager to fly? If you want to fly, I can't do it yet. Forget it, give it a try.
embarrassed face, opened the letter again: "Eight steps to catch cicadas?" ”
Does this thing do everything you need?
The face of embarrassment was full of surprise.
"Is there anything you can throw accurately? How far can you throw it? ”
"Hidden Weapons?"
"Is there any station that can be reached, and a few people can't push it."
"Jack pendant?"
"Is there a ...... that can fly with five people on his shoulder?"
"Jacks?"
"Is there a slap that can smash a watermelon?"
"I'm drafting Uncle."
The embarrassed face is full of sluggishness, what is this last thing? If you want to be able to smash watermelons, you give me the whole iron furnace and stick your hands into it?
Inn.
Li Bubai's face sank like water, and he always felt that something was wrong. This secondary two patient can't be fooling me, right?
To be honest, after coming to this world for so long, no one usually fools Li Bubai, it is Li Bubai who fools others. Even if the drifting bottle meets someone who is destined, they are all in awe of him.
suddenly dreamed of someone who took the initiative to ask for something, Li Bubai really didn't think ...... What's wrong with this man?
However, when I think about it at the moment, something is wrong.
That's when it happened.
The Drift Bottle is back.
Li Bubai opened it and looked at it, his eyes widened.
A giant hamburger, a bottle of happy water, a basketball jersey.
What's more.
On the basketball jersey, there is also a silly and simple embarrassed face.
"Mud horses."
Li Bubai's face was full of confusion, I won't meet this guy, right?
"Thou shalt die?"
"I'm Yao Ming, my grandmother doesn't want to die. How do you know? Brother, which sect is the descendant? I'm going to apprentice, don't talk to me about any immortal venerable. ”
"Ahem, this seat is really an immortal. Pinch your fingers and know you exist. ”
"So you know I'm on my feet now? Helped me on purpose. ”
"Pinch your fingers, pinch your fingers, it's just a trivial matter, not enough to worry about."
"Pull, you pull it for me, I have a knee problem, Lao Tzu's big feet are thick enough to have an accident?"
“……”
Li Bubai was silent.
Li Bubai raised his head and looked at the roof.
Li Bubai threw away the drifting bottle.
Li Bubai wanted to cry.
Isn't Da Yao honest and reliable?
What is this thing I came across.
Boom.
The Drift Bottle is back.
"Brother, speak? Your way of communicating is quite chic, you are from the Xianmen? Magic weapon? ”
Li Bubai threw it again.
"Brother, you speak, there is no one in my family, my wife is playing, hey, sometimes I am lonely and cold, I also want to fall......"
Li Bubai, opened the window, and threw it away.
"Brother, what's your name? Do you like cars? Dude send you, what do you like......"
Li Bubai cried.
Damn,.
Is this a golden finger or a talisman?
Da Yao, you are not human.
Isn't it a chatterbox?
Throw, throw me, I'll throw it.
"Brother, do you want a big Yanma? Just the guy who was drunk in the bathwater, I have a photo of her, hehe......"
Li Bu shook his hands and hesitated.
It's Da Yao who is too persistent.
It's the cheat too waste.
I can't throw it away.
I had to be tortured.
"Dude, let's do a set. Are there any undressed? I'll just criticize it. ”
Da Yao: "...... Ahem, cherry blossoms? ”
"I'm Cao, connoisseur, brother, do you still have this? Sister-in-law doesn't care about you? ”
"That, alone, is inevitable."
"Good man, I understand, borrow one to speak."