Chapter 11: Teasing Sanfujin in public
Among Kangxi's sons, the elder brothers who are ranked after the tenth elder brother are still young, and none of them have married wives.
Therefore, among the Fujin present, there are dozens of Fujin, and the seniority is the smallest.
And this Shifujin is from Mongolia, where do you understand these dance and ink things, it is natural not to participate.
In the upper row, that's her Jiufujin.
Nan Shu's heart suddenly moved, just right, she could take this opportunity to find Xiao Qi.
Sanfujin's stupid hat can be regarded as a great favor for himself.
"Poetry is indeed very elegant, but if everyone can recite poetry, it will be a bit monotonous, lacking a bit of freshness and fun." Nan Shu looked at the crown princess and continued,
"It's better to be like this, the concubine body doesn't choose poetry and songs, chooses to play a game, and has the right to enliven the atmosphere for everyone, does the mother think it's good?"
Before the crown princess could make a sound, Sanfujin was in trouble, "Sister, shouldn't she dare to recite poems?" ”
"My poetry and songs are not outstanding, why not if I don't want to play?" Nan Shu admitted with a frank face,
"Niangniang said, the most important thing is that everyone can have fun, since that's the case, of course I choose what I'm good at and like to play."
“……”
Sanfujin really didn't expect that she would be able to answer so confidently without the ability, and there was no embarrassment at all.
This made her speechless for a while.
Nan Shu saw that she was speechless, so she looked at her with a pure and aggrieved little look:
"It's just that others don't know, sister, you know best that your sister's literary style is not good, but you have to be so strong, my sister really doesn't understand what my sister means?"
She pointed at the tea in this tea, and everyone suddenly looked at Sanfujin with different eyes.
Sanfujin was suddenly blushed when he saw it, and stood up angrily:
"What nonsense are you talking about, I, I just want everyone to be fair, why is it difficult to force people?"
"Alright." The crown princess was not easy to look at the scene and was embarrassed, so she made a round.
"Jiufujin is right, this is just for fun, just have fun, everyone can play whatever they like."
After she finished speaking, she turned to look at Nanshu: "Jiufujin, what kind of game did you say?" ”
"Back to Niangniang, the concubine wants to play quick questions and quick answers and brain teasers."
Everyone looked at her with a bewildered look on their faces.
"What, what bend?" The crown princess also has a question mark on her face.
"Quick question and quick answer means that I prepare three questions, and then designate any one of us here to answer within three numbers, and if I can't answer, I will be punished with a glass of wine." Nanshu explains:
"As for brain teasers, it means that the questions asked have to be answered in an unconventional way, but the answers have to be reasonable."
"That sounds new." The crown princess thought for a moment and said, "But to give the answer within three numbers, isn't the time a little short?" ”
"Rest assured, this quick question is easy to ask and answer, and the test is just a quick word."
"Oh so...... Do you have any comments? The crown princess asked everyone.
Shi Fujin, who was still bored with poetry and poetry just now, suddenly became interested: "This is interesting, I will play this for a while." ”
The crown princess looked at her and chuckled, "Okay, Shifujin will also play in a while." ”
"Since everyone is not against it." Nan Shu looked at the crown princess, "Then the concubine body has begun?" ”
"Okay." The crown princess nodded.
Sanfujin secretly rolled his eyes, thinking that Nanshu likes to do something that can't be put on the table.
Nan Shu got up and walked among the crowd and reminded: "The person who is being asked must answer within three numbers of my words, otherwise he will lose." ”
"The first question, I want to ask the crown princess." Nanshu smiled and looked at the crown princess. After all, she's the master.
"Okay." The crown princess smiled and nodded.
Nan Shu's gaze swept around the lotus pond outside, "How many pavilions are there on the edge of the lotus pond?" ”
"One." The crown princess answered almost the moment the words fell.
"It's that simple?" Shi Fujin was surprised, and then jumped up excitedly and shouted at Nanshu: "Then you ask me the second question, ask me." ”
Shi Fujin is a cute little girl of fourteen or fifteen years old, with a straightforward and heroic atmosphere.
Nan Shu smiled: "Okay, then the second question, may I ask Shifujin, how many stone benches are there in this pavilion?" ”
Shifu Jin looked at the pavilion with wide eyes, and said loudly: "Three, there are three." ”
"That's it......" Sanfu Jin glanced at Nanshu with disdain, and sneered: "It's too boring, what's the difficulty of looking at something at a glance?" ”
"My sister is not as knowledgeable as my sister, and the things I can ask are naturally limited, but I'm just throwing bricks and stones, and I have the right to liven up the atmosphere for everyone.
Nan Shu suddenly changed her words again, and looked at Sanfujin with a smile: "The last question...... Why don't you ask my sister to answer? ”
Sanfu Jin glanced at the pavilion and smiled contemptuously: "Just ask." ”
"Okay."
Nan Shu glanced at the gazebo for a while, and asked seriously: "May I ask my sister, this gazebo ...... How many glazed tiles are there? ”
Sanfujin: "......"
"Three, two, one, it's time." Nan Shu looked at Sanfujin, who looked like he had eaten, and blinked: "Sister, you lost." ”
After Sanfujin reacted, he became angry, "You did it on purpose, Mingming, obviously the first two questions are so simple, why are you so difficult to ask when you come to me?" ”
"This ...... Is it difficult? ”
"What do you say?" Sanfu Jin pointed to the gazebo angrily:
"How many glazed tiles can't be counted in a day? How is it possible to have an answer in three numbers. ”
Nan Shu looked at her with mentally handicapped eyes, "Isn't the answer 'glazed tiles on a roof', why do you have to count?" ”
"You ......" Sanfu was dumbfounded.
It's like...... That's right.
The others present were silent one by one, some pretending to bow their heads to drink tea, some gently pursed their lips with a handkerchief, or straightened their sleeves, in short, they were all smiling to varying degrees.
Only Shi Fujin laughed directly: "Sanfujin, didn't you say that the question was simple, why can't you answer?" That's a penalty for drinking. ”
Sanfujin's face suddenly burst into color.
Drinking is a small thing, but losing face in public is a big thing.
"Tsk, blame me, the questions asked are too shallow, I'm afraid it will affect my sister's intelligence." Nan Shu patted her head with a look of self-reproach, and then looked at the crown princess:
"Niangniang, what's the matter, I still have three brain teasers behind me, so it's a little deeper, or else, please answer one more from Sanfujin? If the answer is correct, the penalty will be settled, what do you think? ”
Although she doesn't like Sanfujin very much, but after all, it is her home field, and the crown princess naturally doesn't want to make too much trouble, so she smiled and said:
"That's a good idea, too."