Chapter 135: Can You Have Babies With Me?
Lin Ling and the others seemed to have fallen into a hornet's nest, or encountered a swarm of locusts, and all the little dots fell on them, chattering, so that people couldn't even hear what they were talking about.
Some of them directly opened the pockets of their clothes and got in, as if they had found a new nest. A number of three-inch dings got under the skirts of several girls, and they thought they had discovered some big secret.
However, due to the fact that there were too many three-inch dings hanging on his body, Lin Ling tossed for nearly an hour before the first three-inch ding remembered that he should entertain guests, thus spreading the dense three-inch ding community, which gave Lin Ling and the others a certain chance to breathe.
"Whew...... Huh...... "This time even Lin Ling was panting, but there was a bright light in his eyes, "The dead old man said that using chopsticks to pick flies is very effective for honing the gold finger technique, and now it looks like the same with dragonflies!"
"Eh, we're goblins, not dragonflies!"
The little guy who took Lin Ling and a few people to break away from the encirclement of many elves was the little guy who seemed to be Ai Xue, suspected of Ai Xue, and was also named Ai Xue. Just get started, -- these little ones can fly anyway, and they don't have to worry about getting hurt or something.
One by one, they took off the little ones and threw them out, and that was all the way
But although it sounds like a complaint, the tone of the little guy is still unusually cheerful, which makes people wonder, does the little guy really know what unhappiness is?
And what is even more spectacular is where Lin Ling and the others go. There's an overwhelming buzz behind it.
At the same time, even if a few people have already picked off a lot, there are already small dots flying over and hanging on the bodies of several people.
At this time, Sivi and Tavel, two people who were from research backgrounds, had already had their eyes shining, if it weren't for the huge number of these three-inch dings, and at the same time they were still alive, the two of them might have already started to pounce on a few to do things like [beep-] and [beep-] [beep-].
Having said that, among the few people, except for Lin Ling, who has excellent eyesight, these little things in the rest of their eyes can distinguish men and women from their figures. It's almost all the same -- you know, cultivation is not the same as eyesight. Now it seems that Lin Ling remembers those little guys on his body.
"Friends from outside, tell a story to Ding Dong~ Everyone should listen to it too!"
The three-inch Ding sitting on Lin Ling's head was holding an unknown fruit bigger than her head and nibbling on it, and at the same time, she was still muttering inarticulate to ask Lin Ling and them to tell them some outside stories.
"Well, today we will tell a love story of Snow White and one hundred and eight dwarfs. ”
"Okay~~" The cheers of the surrounding little dots suddenly rang out. Even Ai Xue, who was leading the way, gathered over from time to time to listen—the result was that she crashed into a tree three times. Forget to shake the wings and fall down twice. Another time it was taken in the wrong direction.
Judging from the current situation, although these little ones are as large as locusts, they have an extremely happy - even silly and happy character. One by one, there is still some naturalness.
If it weren't for their actual existence, Lin Ling would have even wondered how they had survived in the forest surrounded by demonic beasts - wouldn't they have been taken out by the blind bear as a bee?
However, Lin Ling still told it like this: "Once upon a time, there was a mountain called Parts Mountain. ”
Before Lin Ling's words came out, a group of little beans had already chattered and asked: "Why is it called Parts Mountain, not Ancient God Mountain......
"yes, yes, I don't think the mountain of parts is good at all. ”
"Elf thinks it should be called Fruit Mountain!"
"It's obviously Huaguo Mountain, it's better!"
Lin Ling began to give birth to the idea of spraying some insecticides, and whether these three-inch dings would fall one by one.
But its practical heels are useless to think about, although the goblin body size is small, but it does not mean that the strength is weak, imagine that it was just a person with the blood of the goblin, and he became one of the twelve guardian kings of the king of the guard, and the bloodline power of his race can be seen.
Although the goblin tribe in front of him didn't know why the number far exceeded what everyone knew, the aura that unintentionally emanated from the small bodies of these little guys was still very amazing.
At least Lin Ling sensed that there were more than one hundred Supreme Ranks, at least five hundred Sacred Realm Ranks, and even more Star Ranks—if this number of goblins left this vast and endless forest, they really didn't know how much waves they would make.
Even Lin Ling guessed that the Elven Race, the Holy Weapon Clan, and several other powerful races such as the Dragon Clan, the Orc Clan, the Giant Clan, and so on would add up to so many supreme existences?
And will there be so many of the eight or ninth levels below?
Lin Ling didn't know the answer, but he was skeptical, even if it was exceeded, it was unlikely that any single race would have so many powerhouses!
So many goblins exist on the continent, why is no one aware of them at all?
At this moment, the faces of Sivi and Tavel were also a little solemn, but because they were affected by the little guys' thinking, it was obvious that they were only slightly exposed to these thoughts for the time being.
As for Xiaoya and Xiaoxi—does anyone think that's good?—Frost Moon still has an epilogue, and she communicates with a group of little guys at this time. Especially the tail note, which looks like a large bear child at this moment, leading a large group of small bear children......
Maybe there's a mission coming soon, right?
Such a settlement is obviously an enlarged version of the novice village, and after collecting enough information, let's see how we can complete all the tasks!
Thinking of this, he continued: "It doesn't really matter what the mountain is called, it can also be called Hongta Mountain, Monte Cristo, Potato Mountain (taro) and so on...... It's the story that follows.
The parts mountain is very big, so big that it can live many, many people on it. At the same time, the parts are beautiful. The scenery is pleasant, there are many rare melons and fruits that can poison people, and there are also all kinds of creatures that cannot be seen in the outside world.
And our story takes place in the kingdom of Good. ”
"Eh, wait a minute!" Frost Moon, who was also listening to his master's story, was instantly dumbfounded, "Since the story takes place in the Gude Kingdom, why do you want to talk about the Parts Mountain, master!"
Lin Ling showed a disdainful expression: "You don't understand this, right?
"These two things have nothing to do with what you said about half a copper coin, master! Master, you just casually told a story, and then thought of something and started to pull it down, right?!"
It's just that, to the girl's surprise, many of the goblins around listened to it with relish one by one, and many of them urged Lin Ling to continue to tell this vivid story.
"Look, listen carefully when people tell stories. Don't interrupt. Lin Ling taught to Frost Moon earnestly. Then he turned his head and continued with the story just now.
"The king of the kingdom of Gude is a woman, she is a queen. This queen raised a lot of men in the queen (divine beast) palace, singing and dancing every day, and living a rotten life. Until one day...... She is expecting.
The child's father is one of the queen's queen queen palaces. It's a human.
The queen who had a child decided to give birth to the child. passed on the lineage to herself, but what she didn't expect was that she was pregnant for three years.
This three-year period. The entire kingdom of Gude was in constant drought and full of popular uprisings, and in the end, even the human could not be sent out to quell the uprising and carry out relief operations.
However, the man died in this operation and never returned. The queen was heartbroken for a long time, until she met a prophet called the robot cat, who told her that her daughter had the destiny of the Lonely Star, and that she would kill any family or friend around her, even if she died or even went away, the curse would exist, forever and ever.
The only way to lift the curse was to exile her to the forest when she was fifteen years old, and to sacrifice her to the king of the forest, whose natural power was the only force that could neutralize the curse on her. Now, even if he was a robot cat, he could only suppress the curse temporarily.
After that, the daughter was finally born, only because the man who killed the queen was disgusted by the queen and kept refrigerated, and even many people did not know that she was Snow White of the kingdom of Good. And because she was born beautiful, she made many people jealous, and there was no shortage of torture and abuse in the past fifteen years.
Until the day she was fifteen years old, the girl saw a ring called a coiled snake, and the soul of an old man appeared in the ring.
The old man's name is Kozo Akizuki, who claims to be a subordinate of the immortal god, who has come to help her fulfill her wishes.
Then the girl made a wish to meet the prince.
Her wish came true, but she found that she did not have even a dress that could go to the banquet held by his prince, so she had to find the old man of the divine envoy again......"
At first, Frost Moon thought that this seemed to be a very good and beautiful love story, and she was still a little curious that her master could come up with such a beautiful and moving story? Could it be that the original psychosis has developed into intermittent psychosis?
As a result, unexpectedly, as soon as the conversation changed, various gods appeared...... And the more ridiculous it became, the more outrageous it became, and it was even said that the girl learned from her mother to accept one hundred and eight dwarfs as guests to enter the scene, and set up a huge kingdom to confront her mother's kingdom, and finally returned to the kingdom of Gude in all directions, and finally was stoned to death by a man called Long Aotian who fell from the sky with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, a plain face and a long body.
Lin Ling couldn't help but sigh: "...... This is a sad story. ”
"You're embarrassed to say that!" "What's even more frantic than Frost Moon is the first time I've seen Lin Ling's broken like a broken cloud in the sky, "How many stories have you put together!"
"Well, there are so many that I can't even count them myself. Lin Ling sighed.
"It's obviously your own story, take responsibility for me!"
Lin Ling continued to sigh: "It's been a long time...... I haven't heard any of these stories. ”
Epilogue: "??"
In the end, the group was led by Ai Xue after five wrong times. Finally, they came to the bottom of a giant tree that was hundreds of meters high.
This giant tree can be said to be the tallest tree within a radius of hundreds of miles.
On the trunk of the giant tree, you can see many caves like nests, and every now and then three-inch dings fly in and out of it.
"Eh, it's finally here. Ai Xue let out a long sigh of relief and stuck out her little tongue, "Ai Xue almost got it wrong." ”
Lin Ling: "Vomit-" Nima! Looking at Ai Xue's face and being cute, I'm really not used to it......
Judging by the size of the houses in the villages in between, the vast area under this giant tree may really be the only place that these little beans can find enough to entertain Lin Ling and his party.
Soon, a lot of cheering three-inch diners brought all kinds of food. A wide variety of fruit wine drinks. There are many things that Lin Ling has never seen at all, which can be described as an eye-opener.
The food and drinks sent by the goblins tasted very good, but unfortunately, due to the small size, it often took a few three-inch pieces of food to be enough for Lin Ling and the others to swallow in one bite.
And the two brick elements, Sivi and Tavel, are even more bright-eyed.
These are precious research materials! Two guys who have crossed time and space. Finally, for the first time, there was a jade photo of good friends sympathizing with each other...... Oh. Omen.
That's it. The little goblins happily entertained Lin Ling and the others, and even judging from the wave after wave of onlookers who came to Lin Ling's side, it seemed that Lin Ling and the others were visiting as some rare species of animals.
Until night falls completely. Lin Ling and the others ushered in the first goblin who was not here to 'visit'.
Ai Xue, who had seen it before, followed the slightly older male goblin and came to Lin Ling's side.
- This man is the patriarch of this large group of goblins.
"Hello friends from the outside world. I am the patriarch of this elf tribe, Ketelal. ”
Ketelar saluted, then spoke.
Except for Lin Ling, Xiwei and the others hurriedly saluted, because although Ketelar in front of him looked no different from ordinary goblins, when he saluted, they felt as if the whole world was saluting them.
This feeling made them realize that it was very likely that this was an existence that surpassed the Supreme!
A cultivator who has surpassed the Supreme, even in the Star Moon Continent in the ancient era, is also a super powerhouse!
Seeing that Lin Ling was still eating, there was no sign of speaking, and Shuangyue, who sighed what kind of master she had found, had to sigh and speak.
"Your Excellency Ketelal, we actually intruded into this forest by accident, and finally met Your Excellency. What kind of forest is this forest, why is there never a record of such a vast forest on the Star Moon Continent, and how do we get out?"
After asking several questions in a row, Frost Moon blinked with faint purple eyes and stared expectantly at Ketelal's answer.
Ketelar sighed: "This forest, known as the Eternal Forest, is the back garden of the gods, because the time and area in it are eternal...... Many beings are eternal.
We have lived in this eternal forest since ancient times, and there have been powerful people in the clan who tried to explore the secret forbidden land of this eternal forest and wanted to leave this forest, but in the end they angered the gods and punished them, because as we are beings in the garden, we are part of the property of the gods, and we are not allowed to divide them independently.
And after that catastrophe, no one dared to explore it anymore. ”
As soon as he heard the secret forbidden land, Lin Ling immediately became interested: "Oh, what kind of forbidden land? where is it? what is the level of monsters, how much experience do you have when you kill the boss, and what props can you drop?"
The series of words made the fairy patriarch who thought that Lin Ling was focused on food and was not listening to him at all was stunned for a moment, and then said with a wry smile: "Friends from outside, do you also want to explore the forbidden place? There have been outsiders who want to explore the same as you before, but they all disappeared in the end. ”
The words made everyone who had just heard the clue that they might go out suddenly felt as if they had been poured a basin of cold water, and their hearts were cold.
Somehow, they were chased by a sanctuary level hostile to the undead, and then teleported into the forest.
I thought this was already unlucky enough, but I didn't expect it...... This forest is only allowed to enter but not to leave?
Wouldn't they be going to spend their whole lives here?
However, Lin Ling sneered and retorted: "Who knows if those people have disappeared or have actually left?"
Lin Ling's words made everyone's eyes light up all of a sudden, and even Ketelar nodded: "We really don't know, but those people have indeed disappeared, if they are still alive...... That might have been a real outing, but I think it's more likely that he was killed by the power left behind by God. ”
"Hush. God counts as an egg. Lin Ling shook the dagger in his hand, "Don't you know that in this era, every traverser is embarrassed to tell people that he has crossed over without killing one or two gods?"
Kailatel was obviously stunned by Lin Ling's speech, and was silent for a long time before shaking his head with a wry smile: "Outsider, your words are too shocking, I don't think I can continue to communicate with you, so as not to attract divine punishment to hurt my people again." But you can still stay here, and if you need anything, just tell Ai Xue, and she will do her best to accommodate you. ”
Lin Ling turned his head: "Hey, is it okay to have a baby?" (to be continued......)