Sleepy in spring, lack in summer, weak in autumn, not to mention winter, even animals hibernate, so the desire to sleep is the instinct of all creatures, especially when it comes to class, the first class in the morning is basically a large row of people lying down.

As long as there is too much movement to disturb the class, the teacher will basically not care.

But what is rare is that Su Hong didn't sleep.

Zhu Shi was playing with his mobile phone while talking to Su Hong: "You kid can't wake up all day long, why don't you sleep in class today?" You're not going to be in a lecture, are you? ”

"I'm annoying."

Su Hong, who belongs to the final rescue type, is just to come over and answer the class, as for what the content of the class is, he never cares, and the university classroom is relatively loose, unless he really can't get up, otherwise Su Hong will not mind coming to the class, after all, the teacher may have to give some face at the end of the term.

"Yo, Brother Hong will be so annoyed that he can't sleep in class."

"Heh, do you understand the troubles of love? You're a single dog, I'm afraid you won't be able to understand it in this life. ”

Facts aside, Su Hong feels that he should be in love now, but the kind that is terrible, but no matter what, it is also Su Hong's habit to choke a few words from his roommates.

"In love? Which anime? I'll go back and see. ”

"Three-dimensional."

"Inflatable or silicone? Male or female? Alive, dead? Zhu Shi was still casually playing with his mobile phone, not realizing the seriousness of the matter at all.

"Alive, female."

"Impossible, our dormitory is a monk's temple, if you want to say that Zuo Pengcheng and Lou Jingguo are out of order, how can you get out of the list. In addition to classes every day, I stay in the dormitory, and I go home on weekends, where do I have the opportunity to meet girls? ”

Before Su Hong could speak, Zuo Pengcheng on the side patted Zhu She's shoulder.

"Mr. Zhu, if what Brother Hong said is true, then do you know what it means?"

"What does that mean?"

"You are the only monk in the whole dormitory, and you are left in the monk temple without returning to the vulgar." Zuo Pengcheng said earnestly. "I'm going to make an official announcement on QQ Space in two days, and I'm discussing what kind of copywriting I should post."

“？？？” What's the situation, yesterday it was still a monk temple, and today it will all be taken off.

"I just took off the single two days ago, although Lou Jingguo didn't take off the single, but when I was playing, I always saw a girl with him, maybe when he would take off the single, maybe he would have taken off the single a long time ago, he was embarrassed to say."

Zhu She was stuck, and he couldn't speak for a while.

Lou Jingguo, as a good student, must have sat in the first row, while people like the three of them were hiding behind, out of sight and out of mind, and it was still a little embarrassing to play with their mobile phones and sleep under the teacher's nose, so they chose to hide behind and play.

If Lou Jingguo hadn't sat here, Zhu Shi would definitely have asked him to understand, and he couldn't be the only one left on the proletarian front.

"Brother Cheng can, and he has also taken off the list." Su Hong's mind became active, and people who are serious about falling in love must know a little more about it than themselves, and then turned to Zhu She and said: "Mr. Zhu, let me go, I will communicate with Brother Cheng, in order to avoid accidentally hurting the single dog, please consciously avoid it." ”

"Your uncle!" Zhu Shi let out a faint roar, who told him to be in class now, otherwise he must torture Su Hong to see if he used some illegal means to catch the handle of someone else's sister-in-law.

However, in order to avoid being pricked, Zhu Shi still switched positions with Su Hong.

"Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng, ask you for a reference, why are you chasing your girlfriend?"

"Tut-tut..."Zuo Pengcheng glanced at Zhu She, then lowered his voice and said, "You won't be a fat man with a swollen face, right?" ”

"It's a bit complicated, and I can't go into details."

"How complicated?"

"Let's sum it up, well..."Su Hong didn't feel very easy to speak, could it be said that someone else's girl posted it upside down?

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, I was a licking dog for a year before I got my current girlfriend." Zuo Pengcheng didn't mind his experience of licking the dog at all, he didn't say anything if he didn't lick it, and if he licked it, he would be a winner in life.

"Uh..."Su Hong is even more difficult to say now.

Seeing the smug look on his roommate's face, Su Hong always felt that telling the truth would make him lose his roommate, Su Hong has a good habit, generally piercing the heart is to catch one piercing a day to prevent the situation of tongue warfare.

"Are you in a state where you feel good, but you don't know how to pierce the last layer of paper?"

Su Hong felt that the situation was just the opposite, and he felt very bad, but as soon as he came up, he pierced the last layer of paper, and everyone else beat people first and then took the tower, but Xiaobai went directly to hit the base.

"Almost, how did you catch it in the end?"

Zuo Pengcheng put on a sighy expression, ready to start blowing: "It was a dark and windy night in the month..."

"I'll rub it, you're not going to break the law, are you?"

"What do you think, how is it possible. Do you know what an atmosphere is, no matter what you do, you have to have a sense of atmosphere. ”

Ambience?

Su Hong touched his chin, yes, it is indeed a good idea.

"The first is time, it must be at night, during the day people are very rational and sober, but at night, due to the weakening of the activity of the prefrontal lobe, people will become more sentimental, and they will also become fragile, hoping that someone will accompany you, and the other party may agree to you on impulse."

“。。。” The corners of Su Hong's mouth twitched, "This is called fraud, right?" ”

"What do you think I'm licking for a year? Isn't it just to slowly accumulate favorability, even if it is impulsive consumption, no one will buy anything that is completely unnecessary, and the foreshadowing of this year is also so that she will not regret her choice after she wakes up the next day. In addition to the time, there is also the location, the number of people in the vicinity, and the strength of the ambient light......"

Zuo Pengcheng said a lot of experiences in a crackling voice, a specific analysis of time, place and mentality, and a complete set of things went smoothly without the slightest stuck.

However, Su Hong always felt that this was a bit casual, like a sales strategy for a big sale of goods.

"The theoretical foundation is quite solid, so you're only talking about the first one now?"

"That's not because my mother is strict, and my skills are useless."

"What about after the confession is successful? For example, what should I do if I make the other person angry? ”

"Don't worry, wait until the confession is successful."

Su Hong shook his head, he didn't want to prick Zuo Pengcheng's heart, but Zuo Pengcheng was using his own heart to prick the needle: "Hey, it's not that I want to hit you, but I really didn't confess, it was the girl who confessed to me." ”

"Then you're a fart!"

"So it's complicated, the other party is the one who plans to get married, and if I don't agree, I may be killed."

"What age is it, and it's still a set of the underworld. Is the other party ugly? Such a reluctant look. Zuo Pengcheng didn't care too much, thinking that what Su Hong said was too exaggerated.

"Hey, that's why it's complicated. Is there a way to make her feel like I like her? ”

"If you want to get married, will you give a diamond ring?"

"Nope."

"Then send the diamond ring, with a sweet word, it's almost the same."

Zuo Pengcheng didn't hurt his waist when he stood and talked, the diamond ring was good, it was wonderful, but the problem was expensive.

If you don't have money, you can ask your parents for it, anyway, you don't need to earn it yourself, but your life is gone, even if your parents have another one, you won't be able to come, so it's still a small life.

I turned on my phone and searched for a diamond ring.

I don't know if I don't check, Su Hong looked at Baidu and knew that the original ring also has a lot of exquisiteness, the one with a diamond is called an engagement ring, which is generally one, which is given to the woman by the man, and there is one without a diamond, which is called a wedding ring, one for both men and women.

The larger the number of carats, that is, the larger the masonry itself, the more expensive the price, the cheapest is thousands of yuan, and the more expensive it is.

Tens of millions of Su Hong naturally can't afford it, and now he can only buy about 10,000 yuan within his ability.

But how much is a wedding ring to be considered sincere?

"You're really looking." Zuo Pengcheng also mentioned it casually, but he didn't expect Su Hong to really plan to buy a diamond ring.

"Let's see."

"Look, look out the window first."

When I came in the morning, I saw that the sky was cloudy, and it looked like it was going to rain, and the weather forecast had already said that it would rain, and the previous text message from the Meteorological Bureau also suggested that after the red warning for heavy rain, it was expected that there would be rain in the coming week.

However, as long as there is no rain outside, Su Hong will never use an umbrella.

As the bell rang for the end of class, the students also packed up their things and prepared to leave.

But there are 3 of them, only Zhu She brought an umbrella.

"You two don't want to rub my umbrella." Zhu Shi looked at Su Hong and Zuo Pengcheng with disdain, this is his last stubbornness, all these people who have girlfriends should die under natural disasters.

"Heh, do you think I need it? I asked my girlfriend to pick me up. ”

Zuo Pengcheng looked disdainful, then picked up his mobile phone and began to call her girlfriend, replacing it with a disgusting pair that made Su Hong's goosebumps rise and emphasized: "Hey, baby, can you pick me up?" I didn't have an umbrella with me, and I was stuck in the school building. ”

"Don't do that, come pick me up, baby, baby."

Although I couldn't hear what Zuo Pengcheng's girlfriend said, it seemed that she was rejected anyway.

"Mr. Zhu, how about I introduce you to my girlfriend and girlfriend."

Zhu She's gloating expression was also a lot more relaxed: "Don't come to this set, I'm a noble single aristocrat, it's not impossible to rub an umbrella, whoever calls me 'Dad' first, I'll take whoever goes." ”

"Daddy!" The eldest husband can stretch and bend, Zuo Pengcheng shouted out as soon as possible.

Su Hong looked at this guy with a face full of contempt, and this guy shouted so fast: "Heh, it's useless." ”

"And how do you go back?"

It takes at least 20 minutes to walk back to the dormitory, and you have to turn into a soup chicken.

Su Hong didn't think about how to go back, but no matter what, he couldn't suffer a loss in his mouth.