"Bang !!"

A loud bang came from outside the window, and Su Hong was so frightened that he jumped up from the bed.

What for? Fitment? Bombing?

Su Hong touched his mobile phone, opened it and saw that it was half past five!

When the curtains were opened, it was still pitch black outside the window, there was nothing but sporadic lights, and no one chose to wear it at five o'clock.

"There was a loud bang in the sky, and Xiaobai appeared brightly!" The cute voice came from behind him, Su Hong turned his head, and it was Xiaobai who came back.

“。。。”

Xiaobai is wearing her carefully selected clothes, loose white long sleeves are worn obliquely on the body, revealing white and delicate shoulders and concave and convex collarbones, with a black neck ring around her neck, and the pants are ultra-short hot pants, a pair of white and tender long legs can be seen at a glance, under Su Hong's overlooking perspective, there is even an illusion of wearing only a top, which makes Su Hong's little heart a little unbearable, and white socks and black sneakers reveal a full girlish feeling.

Coming to such an exciting thing early in the morning made Su Hong's sleepiness disappear completely.

"Hehe~, not surprised, not surprised~" Xiaobai turned in a circle, and the hem of his clothes fluttered in the wind, revealing the vitality of youth. "Is it pretty?"

This is after studying Su Hong's XP system, let her two maids Light and Shadow choose 100 sets of records, and then she personally combined and selected, as for the words she said to Su Hong before that she only looked at the combat performance of her clothes, she was completely forgotten, anyway, it was just a random excuse.

Xiaobai looked at Su Hong expectantly, Su Hong didn't react last time, it must have been because he wasn't cute enough, although it was Su Hong's own clothes, but overall he was relatively conservative.

“。。。”

Seeing that Su Hong didn't react, Xiaobai tilted his head, revealing a somewhat puzzled expression: "Huh? ”

No, the CPU is overloaded, the brain is overheated and down, and the dress of the hem can be said to be jumping on Su Hong's sexual fetishes, and every move is equivalent to jumping on Su Hong's reason.

Xiao Bai crossed his hands behind his back, crossed his legs as well, bent down slightly, and carefully observed Su Hong's expression.

No, it's overloaded, as soon as Xiaobai bends over, the loose neckline begins to sag, from Su Hong's point of view, the pure white wrapping chest can be seen at a glance, although it is flat like the airport, but even so, if you glimpse it through the neckline, it will have a different flavor.

No, if you look at it again, you are really going to die, in a physical sense.

Su Hong closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "Whew..."

There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, the color is not different from the emptiness, the emptiness is not different from the color, the color is the emptiness, the emptiness is the color, the knowledge of the thoughts, the emptiness of the Dharma, the immortality of the Dharma, the immortality of the immortals, the impurity of the impurities, the non-increase and the non-subtraction, so the air is colorless, and there is no desire to act and know...

crossed Xiaobai, silently walked to the edge of the bed, took off his shoes, retracted the quilt that still had residual warmth, twisted his head to the other side, and forcibly calmed himself, although Su Hong also knew that this might not be polite, but if he looked at it again, it would not be a matter of politeness, maybe it was a legal issue, he was about to go off.

Amitabha, good, good.

It's all false, it must be that I haven't woken up yet, yes, I haven't woken up, I need to continue to catch up on sleep.

"Hmm..." Xiaobai pouted, making a dissatisfied voice, obviously dressed up so cute, he even lay back on the bed without saying a word.

Xiaobai lifted Su Hong's quilt, lay down beside Su Hong, hugged Su Hong with both hands from behind Su Hong, and said in Su Hong's ear: "Look at me." ”

Puff, puff, Su Hong felt that his little heart was a little unbearable, human beings are really pathetic creatures, as long as they look cute, no matter how terrifying the other party is, they can have instinctive desires, it can be said that birds die for food, and men are birds that eat color, even heroes can't pass the beauty level, and Su Hong certainly can't pass it.

“。。。” Su Hong stiffened, wanting to explain something, but he couldn't say a word, and a small white snort came from his neck, as if it penetrated the skin and blew into Su Hong's heart through the flesh and blood.

Calm down, calm down...

I am garbage, waste, shit, scumbag, pervert, a mediocre person in the world who can't be mediocre anymore, no one will like people like me, the world has not abandoned me, the world has no time to take care of me, just look in the mirror to know, why this colorful world is not friendly to itself, ugly and poor, it can be said that it is waste garbage that you don't even want from a garbage recycling station.

Thinking about it like this, Su Hong is much calmer, although there is a moment of illusion that Xiaobai is deliberately dressed like this because he likes him, but this kind of thinking is too narcissistic, as long as you look in the mirror, you can understand what is called wishful thinking, just like seeing it on the Internet, maybe girls just like to dress up beautifully, it doesn't mean that they want to be seen by men.

Asking yourself if you think it's good or not maybe it's just a simple sharing of opinions, like a testimonial like whether braised pork is good or not, but it's just a dress, and I don't pay attention to it at all because I don't regard me as an equivalent existence at all, I'm just an indigenous person on a backward planet, just like people don't care about being seen by pets.

However, even so, Su Hong still couldn't suppress the intense emotions in his heart, and he couldn't suppress the trace of expectation and delusion in his heart, Su Hong's reason clearly realized that he was an ordinary man, but even so, people always expect some miracles.

Ordinary men? Man?

Su Hong suddenly realized something again, the punishment that Xiaobai said before hadn't been carried out yet...

Maybe this is the prelude to punishment, deliberately wearing cute clothes, in order to break my weak willpower, as long as I have any transgressive actions or words, and then there will be excuses and reasons to castrate me!

Xiaobai rolled over, crossed over Su Hong's body, rolled in front of Su Hong, and opened Su Hong's eyelids: "Look at me." Am I cute? ”

Not cute!

Su Hong subconsciously wanted to say the word "not cute" to save his life, but the strings of reason pulled Su Hong back from the edge of the cliff.

If it's cute, then it will be regarded as having a non-centrific thought about Xiaobai, then it will welcome the first badend and be punished by the palace. If the answer is not cute, then it is equivalent to denying Xiaobai's taste and dress, then it will welcome the second badend, that is, the death penalty.

Look at the sky, this is a mortal situation!

If the left and right horizontal and vertical are going to die, it is better to take advantage of it and then die, the peony flower will die, and it will be romantic to be a ghost.

But what if? What if Xiaobai just asks casually? Didn't intend to kill me, didn't intend to castrate me?

Su Hong began to overload the pig's brain, jumping repeatedly among countless possibilities.

Xiaobai poked Su Hong's face, "Talk, be stupid, talk, don't ignore me." ”

"Hmm... Hmm..."Su Hong made a muffled voice trying to fool the past, and his brain was overloaded causing the language module to be damaged, making it impossible to communicate normally.

"Uh-huh, answer me." Xiao Bai stared straight into Su Hong's eyes and said, Su Hong's face was reflected in his blue eyes.

"Library... Cough... Wide..."

Between death and castration, I still chose to live, this is called being able to stretch and bend, leaving the green mountains without worrying about no firewood, the ancient Yue King Goujian can lie down and taste the gall, revitalize the country, and then there is magic, maybe there is a way to recover after being castrated.

It's just that because of the nervousness and Su Hong feeling a little ashamed, the words have not been able to speak, as if he was stuck in his throat.

Being stared at by Xiao Bai like this, his thoughts were like yarns, entangled, and in an instant, Su Hong's mind seemed to have crossed the scene of the Big Bang, and he seemed to see the marquee of life, his past, and the future that might die tragically on the street, and he couldn't concentrate on thinking about the problem at all.

Thoughts float in the distant sky, but the body makes its own choices.

As soon as Su Hong's head was hot, he took Xiaobai into his arms.

It's over, my head is hot, my body is going to be cold, goodbye, this beautiful world, I'm going to leave you, I don't know if I will go to heaven or hell, or maybe my soul will be gone?

Su Hong closed his eyes and enjoyed the warmth of the last moments of his life, this is a girl, a super cute girl, held in my arms! Feel the temperature of her body with her chest, measure the slenderness of her body with the crook of her arm, and enjoy the peace of the last moment before the storm.

Huh?

Just hugged Xiaobai for five minutes, and Su Hong found that he was still alive.

How am I still alive? Could it be that I was already dead, dead before I even felt it? It's like a top chef who has cooked the ingredients, but the ingredients themselves don't even notice that they're dead.

Su Hong opened his eyes and saw a familiar wardrobe.

Is this heaven? Is the wardrobe the same as mine?

Bowing his head slightly, Xiaobai shrank in his arms very cooperatively, looking extremely well-behaved.

It turns out that I didn't die.

I'm not even dead, but normally, if you hold a girl, you'll be sentenced to death, right?

Although Su Hong felt that her behavior had crossed the line, she didn't care at all about Xiaobai, after all, when she became a cat before, she had been shrinking in Su Hong's arms, for Su Hong, holding a cat and a girl had a very obvious difference, but for Xiaobai, no matter in that state, the feeling was almost the same.

"Whew... Some... It's too cute..."The hug brought Su Hong a little sense of relief, and he no longer looked at Xiaobai, which made Su Hong feel relieved, after all, Xiaobai's blue eyes revealed a sense of oppression like a large carnivore, making Su Hong feel like a little sheep being targeted.

"Hmph, count you as acquaintance~" Xiaobai said arrogantly.

Su Hong slowly let go of Xiaobai, although he didn't know why, but he seemed to have successfully survived again.