Chapter Eighty-Seven: Building a Snowman
Snow, so awe-inspiring and ruthless, burying the evidence and blood under this seemingly pure snowflake, the more beautiful it is, the more it hides countless filth, but what's so bad about that? If the world is destined to be dirty, at least it will look pleasing to the eye when covered in snow.
"Dumb, what are you doing?" Xiaobai touched the non-existent sweat on his forehead, in order not to affect the game experience, so Xiaobai did not use magic to build a snowman, but just relied on his own hands to build it.
Su Hong was also protected, but Su Hong would not feel the cold or be frostbitten, so that Su Hong could move freely in this ice and snow with only short sleeves, and if he would not feel cold, he would have a lot of room to play, and he only needed to think about creativity.
It's just that Su Hong, who has the conditions to give full play, just stood still in place.
"I'm building a snowman." Su Hong's lips moved slightly, squeezing out some sound from his throat, trying to stay still.
"You didn't move." Xiaobai snapped his fingers, and then said to Su Hong: "You can speak, help you use magic to construct a set of vocal organs, so that you can speak without moving." ”
Sooner or later, Su Hong will have to learn the simple use of magic power, now it should be adapted in advance, Su Hong's physical fitness is still much stronger than at the beginning, although the strength is not obvious, but the endurance and magic adaptability have far exceeded before, Su Hong's body can already withstand simple spells.
"Ahem... Forehead... Hmph..."Su Hong got used to the feeling, there was no way to speak with his mouth when he fell off the cliff before, but now his mouth can move, which is equivalent to having two sets of vocal organs, Su Hong has a wonderful feeling of opening his mouth out of thin air.
After getting used to it for a while, Su Hong said: "The ordinary way to build a snowman is just to build two snowballs, which is neither artistic nor creative, so I want to add a little artistry to building a snowman." ”
"Is standing still art?"
"It's called performance art, and I want snow to cover me so that I become a snowman, and I can say I'm a snowman, or I can say a snowman. This not only has the beauty of art, but also embodies the sense of harmony between man and nature. ”
“。。。” It's really...
Xiaobai didn't care about Su Hong, and continued to build a snowman, of course, what she built was not an ordinary snowman made of two snowballs, the temperature here was about minus 30 degrees Celsius, and there was no need to worry about the snow melting naturally, the only thing to worry about was that the strength of the snow itself was not enough, which would cause the snowman to collapse because it could not withstand its own gravity.
But it's not that there is no way to solve it, it's too tricky to rely on magic to solve it, so Xiaobai plans to use the most simple method to solve it, relying on pressure to make the snow firm, as long as you squeeze hard enough, the snow can become very hard.
"What kind of snowman are you building? Didn't you just make a snow pillar? Su Hong was able to speak, and he couldn't help but start complaining, because after finding that he had complained a lot, Xiaobai didn't seem to be angry, so he was a little bolder than before.
After all, Xiaobai is still too cute, if she is not angry, it is easy for people to ignore that she can pinch Su Hong to death with one finger, although she swore silently in her heart before, she will never complain or talk nonsense at will, but there is such a thing as an oath... Su Hong vowed to study hard countless times, but never succeeded.
"You don't understand this, ordinary snowmen are not difficult for me, so I need to add some difficulty to make my snowman full of artistry."
Is this fundamentally different from what I said?
Su Hong complained silently in his heart, he wouldn't complain easily, unless he couldn't help it, but Xiaobai was still looking at him, as if he wanted him to continue asking.
"Is there anything about your snow pillars that is artistic?"
"It's still unfinished, so of course I can't see it."
"Oh... Snow sculptures? Like an ice sculpture? ”
"Uh-huh~, almost." Xiaobai continued to pat and temper this snow pillar, so that its own strength can support the work Xiaobai wants to make: "The so-called artwork, its form itself is only the carrier, the key is the spirit and emotion behind it, only the work that integrates feelings and understanding of the world is worthy of being called a work of art." ”
"Uh... But, you're not a snowman, are you? ”
Xiaobai continued to slap and temper this snow pillar, with moderate strength, not only to make the snow pillar fall apart, but also to make the snow pillar strong: "Do you count?" ”
"Uh... Probably? ”
Isn't it called a snowman when snow covers people's bodies?
"Well, when I'm done with my work, I'll pull a few judges over and show each of them their artwork, and then explain the artistic meaning and let them choose who is better and who wins... Think about it, if you win, I'll give you a super practical figure care set, and you don't want your figure to turn gray and yellow, right? ”
"Oh... Well. ”
"Don't underestimate the set I gave, for ordinary figures, it can make them shine brightly, some flaws can be perfectly eliminated, for smart figures, you can extend their life, smart figures themselves are limited by materials, and they have a service life."
"I'm not disgusted."
Su Hong wanted to scratch his head, but in order to complete his performance art, he had to maintain this posture, mainly because Xiaobai's words always sounded weird, and there was always a feeling of not being very pure.
"As for me winning, I won't embarrass you, hehe~, just accompany me to go shopping."
Such conditions can be regarded as a hundred benefits and no harm for Su Hong, just if you go shopping, it is not a price at all, but Xiaobai said halfway, and suddenly laughed twice, which made Su Hong feel a little numb.
"But where do you go to find the referee? The people you're looking for must know you, and they're more likely to choose you. ”
"Anonymous voting plus concealment of the author?"
"But my body is buried inside the snowman."
"That's right." Xiao Bai touched his chin, although he planned to catch a few great artists of the heavens and all worlds to be judges, but considering that the great artists themselves were not low in magical attainments, they would definitely try their best to find out which one was Xiao Bai's work, and then choose her work.
Although Xiaobai himself doesn't mind losing, but not everyone thinks so, they don't dare to risk their lives to bet on whether Xiaobai wants to win, only if she wins, that is absolutely safe, even if Xiaobai casually picks up a lump of mud from the ground, at the level of these big artists, they can directly tout the sky.
"Then call my sister to be the referee." Xiaobai thought about it, only her sister was not afraid of her, and she couldn't pull her parents over for this kind of thing.
But it's time to take Su Hong back to meet her parents, and the time will be decided.
Su Hong said a little speechlessly, with Mu Lingxuan's sister's control, even if the earth exploded, it is estimated that he would not choose him: "Your sister must choose you." ”
"Then who do you say to look for, the parties are not suitable as referees, whether they are overestimated or underestimated, it is impossible for people to evaluate things related to themselves with an absolutely objective view." Even Xiaobai doesn't dare to say that he can be absolutely fair, plus aesthetics is a relatively perceptual part, and the person who makes art must make the works in his hands under his own value system.
"Find..."
"Then I'll grab a human artist? Or catch a bunch. ”
"It's not good." Human beings probably don't think of this kind of thing as art, if these so-called artists say what these things are, maybe many human beings will be implicated, and even lead Xiaobai to think that human art is garbage, which will lead to a devastating blow to the human art world.
"Then you can tell me a way, I have made so many suggestions."
"Uh... Forehead... Uh..., then look for... Look for... Jiabai here? Su Hong thought about it, and felt that only Jiabai might give a more objective evaluation, even if Jiabai gave a negative evaluation, she didn't care about the affairs of the earthlings, so only she was more suitable as a referee.
"Jiabai? Oh, fair is fair, but the aesthetics of angels are different from those of most races, and the ideas and beliefs are more extreme and single, to put it bluntly, I would rather believe in the aesthetics of demons than the aesthetics of angels. ”
"Is it that serious? I think her skills are pretty good. Su Hong didn't dare to say that Jiabai's outfit was actually quite handsome, in case he was regarded as cheating by Xiaobai again, it would be over, he didn't want to experience the feeling of dying again, although it was all made up by his brain, but he really thought that he would die.
"Weapons and armor are really good, but I'm talking about art, and I'll tell you at a glance."
As soon as the little white hand was raised, a painting appeared in front of Su Hong, the dazzling light filled the world, the side facing the portrait seemed to be heavenly, and the side facing the picture looked like a bleak hell, with the picture as the center, the world was divided into two distinct worlds.
"Uh... Can the brightness be lowered? ”
"Hey~" Xiaobai laughed weirdly.
"Huh?"
"This is not a work that I simulated with magic power, but the original work, what I am holding in my hand is the original, which is claimed to be the work of the greatest artist in the heavenly realm, this is the work of the greatest artist in the heavenly realm, this is given to me by him personally, even the god king wants to buy it at a high price, aside from the divine power contained in it, I see the same picture as you."
To put it simply, the special effects aside are an oversized flashlight.
"Oh..."
Although it is worth complaining about the artwork, Su Hong is more concerned about another thing, that is, why did the other party give Xiaobai a painting? And Xiaobai is not for sale, so he really has some personal relationship. Although it is not something to be jealous of, Su Hong also knows that he is not qualified to be jealous, but he is a little jealous.
Xiaobai's possessiveness is very strong, Su Hong's is not bad, only one has strength, the other has no strength, even if he knows that he is not worthy, Su Hong hopes to be able to monopolize Xiaobai.
"What's wrong? Don't you think it's funny? Someone would pay a premium for such a mess. ”
"Hmm."
Xiao Bai tilted his head, feeling that Su Hong's interest seemed to be a little low, and he didn't understand what the problem was, he thought about it for a while and asked, "Do you think this thing is very handsome?" ”
If you make a negative evaluation of what others like, others will be unhappy, and the angels like bright things, and it is good to be bright and layered, not the difference between light and dark, but the difference between light and brighter.