Chapter 92: Psychological Assessment
Xiaobai looked at Su Hong who was curled up in a ball speechlessly, she really didn't understand why Su Hong had this reaction, she always felt that there was a long way to go in the future, obviously she was so beautiful and cute, Xiaobai, who was hit a little bit, was lying on the table, and the table was also warm, so there was no need to worry about catching a cold, the body itself was very soft, so even if the legs were stretched out and lying on the table, there would be no discomfort, and the clothes became a set of pajamas, with white spots, pajamas and pajamas with a light blue background.
Su Hong curled up in a ball, enjoying this feeling, emotionally speaking, even if he kept this position for the rest of his life, it was good, but the reality cruelly told him that he couldn't, because he was hungry.
Human beings are small and fragile, and it is already time for dinner, and Su Hong has not even eaten lunch, although he will not panic if he does not eat one meal, but he will be a little hungry if he does not eat two meals. However, let's not talk about whether there is anything to eat, the feeling of warmth, decadence and fatigue makes Su Hong not want to move at all, and he doesn't even want to sit up and eat.
Even if he Su Hong starved to death, he would not sit up to eat, nor would he go to Xiaobai to ask for food.
"Goo~~~"
Su Hong didn't want to move, but his stomach had already made a loud protest, as if the rebels wanted to rebel against the empire, a part of Su Hong's body was protesting against Su Hong's brain, but as the brain of a dictator, he was indulging in gentleness and refused to leave at the moment.
"Goo~~~" the stomach protested again.
The more I think about it, the more I don't think about it, just fall asleep, the hungrier I get, the more I don't want to care, but the more I care.
"Xiaobai, I'm hungry." Forget it, I surrender and give in to myself, anyway, I surrender to myself, it is also equivalent to defeating myself, yes, I defeated myself.
Xiaobai's face was buried in a soft and fluffy down pillow, his body was U-shaped, his hands were casually resting on the table, his hair was scattered, and he said vaguely in a very lazy and perfunctory voice: "Oh." ”
"Is there anything to eat?"
"What are you going to eat?"
"Is there anything you can eat lying down?"
"Yes."
Su Hong begged for food without the slightest dignity, at this time, he didn't mind even if it was food, as long as he nested here, the scale of morality and humanity seemed to disappear: "Give me a little, please, oh pinch it." ”
"Hehe~, I won't give it to you~"
"Eh, why?"
"Because the mind is not healthy, I need starvation therapy."
Su Hong silently hugged himself and complained: "How can there be a hunger cure for mental health." ”
"That means you don't deny that you're mentally unhealthy?"
"The so-called health is relative, and I personally think that I am quite healthy by human psychological standards, but I do not guarantee that I am healthy under every measure of mental health."
"Huh... Quite tellable. ”
"Uh, I'm sorry." Su Hong hurriedly apologized, this is the reason why he doesn't like to speak, especially when talking to elders or people with higher status, the other party's value perception is different from his, and what he says will not be regarded as a backlash, it is better not to speak, besides, the language is weak, the other party will put forward his opinions, and just look at the situation and do it himself.
It's like Su Hong said to his parents that he wasn't cold, but his parents always felt that he was cold, so he could only wear more in front of him, and then take it off later.
"What's wrong?"
"Uh... I shouldn't speak, people like me just need to shut up and be obedient, and shouldn't question your opinion in any way. Su Hong said expressionlessly, his face or something, anyway, it doesn't matter how many times he has lost it.
"Dumb, you really need to see a psychiatrist."
"Psychiatrists and whatnot, it's useless."
Su Hong also has a general understanding of psychologists, if you want the treatment to be effective, you have to let the patient cooperate with the doctor, but if there is really a psychological problem, how can you cooperate with the doctor? And just trying to spend money on it makes it worse.
"Well, I don't know about that."
Although I am a little curious if there is a similar psychiatrist in Xiaobai's world, this topic may have to be stopped now.
The protest of the stomach was successful, the dictatorship of the brain was overthrown, and now it is the stomach that turns over to be the master, Su Hong sat up, pressed his legs under his buttocks, and sat in a kneeling posture, and the person lay on the table, looking at Xiaobai and wailing weakly.
"Xiaobai, I'm really hungry, okay, give me something to eat..."
"It's not that I can't give it to you, but you have to do a psychological assessment after eating."
"Okay." Su Hong agreed without hesitation, assessment or something, small questions, I have done it before, but those questions, everyone knows what the correct answer is at a glance, or what is called a normal psychological state, it is nothing more than cheerful, optimistic, and positive.
"And what are you going to eat?" Xiaobai sat up, his eyes half-open and half-closed, his hair was scattered on his shoulders without any image, and he looked sleepy-eyed.
"It's best to be able to eat quickly, and you won't be hungry after eating, but you won't be able to hold things, it's best not to have too much soup and water, otherwise your stomach will feel like water, and in short, you won't feel uncomfortable when you lie down after eating."
"It's really lazy, but I didn't bring anything like that."
Xiaobai looked for it in his own personal space, although he could also cross the world to get it, but because he was very lazy now, he didn't want to move at all.
In the end, Xiaobai took out a round ball, a little smaller than a ping pong ball, which looked like a brown color like wheat husk, took out a plate and put the ball on it, took out a kettle and cup, sprinkled a few tea leaves, added a little wolfberry, and finally poured boiling water.
"Here, your dinner."
A cup of wolfberry tea with unknown balls, Xiaobai only poured himself a cup of wolfberry tea because he was not hungry.
"What's this little ball? Is it like in a novel? Can I go without eating for as many days as I want? Su Hong poked the ball, it felt a little hard, and if he had bad teeth, he didn't know if he could bite it.
Xiaobai took a sip of tea, then leaned on the table again, and buried his face in the pillow: "You think too much, although there is indeed something similar, but this one is not." ”
"So what is this?"
"Compressed biscuits that are a little more high-end than the compressed biscuits sold in the supermarket, spherical and full."
"Uh..."What a realistic answer.
Su Hong nibbled on compressed biscuits while drinking tea, although it felt very hard to the touch, but when eating, he would secrete saliva, just a small amount of saliva could make the biscuits soft and easy to eat, the taste was a little peculiar, and there was no known food similar to this taste, a little hard, but it didn't feel hard when it really tasted, and it didn't stick to the teeth at all, and the taste had a slight sweetness, and there was nothing else to taste.
However, the taste of this tea is not ordinary, although it has a faint bitter taste, but it has an indescribably rich aroma, which is a little fascinating.
"Xiaobai, you!" Although the tea was very fragrant, after drinking it, Su Hong did look at Xiaobai with a sad and angry face, looking like he dared to be angry and did not dare to speak.
He's been tricked!
"What's wrong with me? The questionnaire is given to you, fill it out to me. ”
A table fell from the sky and landed in front of Su Hong, the tea was refilled, and the plate was taken away, cleaned with magic power, and put back in its place.
Su Hong is not sleepy, the feeling of decadence is swept away, this tea has the effect of refreshing the mind!
After being excited, even if you shrink in the kotatsu, you lose your original meaning, and your understanding of the kotatsu has changed from "the gentle village of the gods" to "something warm", and there is no feeling of tiredness and fatigue, and even decadence has lost its meaning, and it is the burden of life that makes people breathless, and they will cherish a moment of leisure.
Forget it, let's finish the questions first, isn't it a psychological questionnaire, 100 questions only need about 10 minutes, and it doesn't even necessarily take 10 minutes, the questionnaire given by Xiaobai seems to be only a few questions, and it can be completed in one go.
First question, I often cry alone at night.
It's a very common question, no, who would be fine with tears.
The second question, I can't do without (same-sex/opposite-sex).
Why does this question look weird? Why do I have to be inseparable from men or women? I can't live without myself, so I'll choose the same sex.
The third question is, I'd rather live with (human/cat) for the rest of my life
Does this need to be asked? It must be a cat, on the one hand, considering that Xiaobai is a cat, Xiaobai does not allow him to contact other women, on the other hand, if he can really live with a cat for a lifetime, it is not bad, the only problem is lifespan, cats can't accompany people for a lifetime.
The fourth question, because there is a problem in the ** aspect, I feel inferior.
“。。。” Su Hong was speechless, what kind of problem is this, what is the ** aspect, is it interesting to make a * number to cover up Mizhang?
There are a total of 20 questions, but these questions are stranger than the other, and no matter which option is chosen, it feels like a big problem.
"I'm done."
Xiaobai didn't react, lying motionless on the table.
"Xiaobai?"
Unresponsive, asleep? It's really leisurely, I was asked to do the question, but I fell asleep, and everyone drank tea, why did I suddenly get excited? It can't be poisoned, right? But this shouldn't be poisonous, right? Got a tonic?
"Xiaobai?" Su Hong pumped to Xiaobai's ear and shouted, and then the volume gradually tested from low to high: "Xiaobai? Xiaobai? Xiaobai? ”
If you fall asleep, won't you wake up anyway? Does that mean you can do anything?
。。。
Stop, stop, no matter how you think about it, it's really going to change into the development of the plot, calm down, life matters, and Xiaobai doesn't want him to find a girlfriend, and generally the way to not let pets find a mate is castration, if you really can't restrain yourself, maybe you will be physically castrated.
Calm, restraint, but what am I doing now?
Su Hong shook Xiaobai, but Xiaobai didn't react at all, he still slept soundly, poked Xiaobai's face, Q bomb, Q bomb, but still didn't wake up, then again, Xiaobai is so strong, he should have a sensitive reaction to the wind and grass, just like a survival instinct.