"Hmmmm~" Xiaobai stretched his waist and made a murmuring sound, I haven't slept so comfortably for a long time, moderate fatigue and cold are simply hypnotic weapons, and there have been times when I was exhausted before, but there was no time for her to rest at that time.

Xiaobai's fatigue is not because of this ice and snow, but mainly because of the fatigue caused by learning alchemy before, learning is a very energy-consuming thing, and it is not easier than exercise.

"Ahh Su Hong was taken aback, kept crawling backwards, and fell to the ground weakly.

Deceived corpses? The corpse has changed? Turned into a zombie so quickly?

"What's wrong with you?" Xiaobai tilted his head and asked puzzledly, his sleepy eyes looked particularly well-behaved.

"Uh... It's nothing. ”

Although the first reaction was to cheat the corpse, but if you think about it carefully, it is more likely that you did not die in the first place, that is, it was just that Su Hong misjudged.

Xiaobai looked down at himself, then looked up at Su Hong, and then the corners of his mouth went up, looking a little proud, and a little funny: "Tut~"

Since he is not dead, it is okay, Su Hong shrank into the quilt again, just as the function of the tea was almost gone, and the spirit was relaxed, Su Hong was also sleepy, and he could enjoy the comfort of decadence.

"Hey, hey~" Xiaobai looked at it, with a somewhat inexplicable smile, and picked up the questionnaire on the table again, sure enough, Su Hong must have psychological problems.

However, Su Hong didn't care so much, he had already shrunk into a ball in the quilt, and the just right temperature made him almost sink into a dream.

Xiaobai still had that inexplicable smile, poked Su Hong's face and said, "Hehe~, are you running away from what you have done?" ”

"I didn't do anything." Su Hong said vaguely, tired and a little sleepy.

"Confess leniently~~~"

"Huh? I haven't done anything. ”

"I'm still pretending, I'm dumbfounded~" Xiaobai pouted and said, it's not good if you dare to do it: "Your clothes have been untied by you, and you still say that you haven't done anything." ”

"Uhhh

"I don't blame you, but I have to admit what I've done~, as long as you admit it, it's okay for me to pretend to sleep for a while." Xiaobai's voice was full of kindness, as if to persuade the misguided prodigal son to turn back: "It's not that I can't understand that you want to do something when I'm defenseless, but I still hope you don't be so sneaky, anyway, we are husband and wife, it doesn't matter what you want to do." ”

"I really didn't do anything."

Xiaobai puffed out her cheeks, looking at the obsessed Su Hong, it was not stupid to dare to do it, and she would not do anything to Su Hong.

"In that case, let's see what happened before." Xiaobai said unhappily, she didn't mind what Su Hong did, since she didn't trigger her passive reaction, it meant that she acquiesced in Su Hong doing these things, but what she minded was that Su Hong did it but refused to admit it.

The magic is scattered around, and Xiaobai only needs to reverse deduce the changes in the magic power, you can show the past picture, to achieve an effect similar to peeping into the past, although the earth's magic is thin, but there is Xiaobai's overflowing magic nearby, and the time is still short, so there is no problem.

"Don't!" Su Hong hurriedly said.

Xiaobai looked angry, and looked cute and angry: "Then if you tell me what you have done, I won't watch it." ”

"Uh..."

I can't say it, I can't say I thought you were dead, right?

"Don't say yes, do you? Then come with me and see what the hell you've done. ”

With a wave of Xiaobai's hand, an almost completely transparent cube appeared on the tabletop, and then in the middle of the cube, the appearance of the kotatsu, Su Hong, Xiaobai, and the floor appeared.

Then, in the wordless silence, Xiaobai and Su Hong watched the video.

Xiaobai's unhappy mood gradually changed into confusion, glanced at the video, and then at Su Hong, Su Hong could not have the ability to tamper with the video, even if some of the details of her spell would be distorted, but it should be basically no problem.

"Dumb, what are you doing?"

"Uh..." Su Hong had an expression of wanting to die, but he was really speechless, although his expression looked a little like wanting to die, but in fact he didn't want to die at all, but if he was honest, he felt that he might die.

"It seems that you have serious psychological problems."

"Not really..."

"Let's not mention that my questionnaire is scientific or not, just your behavior just now is obviously a pathological behavior."

"That's normal, isn't it?"

It's normal to think about carbon monoxide poisoning when you burn a fire in a confined space, right? Isn't it normal to think that people are dead without breathing and without a pulse?

"Normal? The first reaction should be to think that I am asleep, and then do something secretly to do some erotic things, how can the first reaction be to see if I am still breathing! ”

Xiaobai is not a fool, of course he knows that Su Hong is testing her breathing and pulse, and judging whether she is still alive by judging whether a human being is alive or dead, not to mention that the judgment method is reasonable, will ordinary people think about it to test the breath of the people around them? Isn't the general reaction that the other person is asleep?

“。。。” Your thoughts are not normal.

"Then why don't you dare to say what you did, make me happy in vain... White is angry. Xiao Bai pouted and said, thinking that Su Hong had finally opened his mind, although he might be a little psychopathic.

"I'm afraid you'll think I'm cursing you to death... And you don't necessarily believe what I said. ”

If it's Su Hong, he doesn't believe it himself, you untie other people's clothes to hear if there is a heartbeat, and if you are any earthling, you won't believe it, let alone aliens, so it's even more unbelievable.

"Hmm..." Xiaobai thought about it, not that she wouldn't think that Su Hong was cursing her, but she definitely wouldn't believe it.

"By the way, you really don't breathe when you sleep? What about the heartbeat? None of them? ”

"Nope."

Su Hong asked cautiously, feeling that he was on the verge of death: "You won't be an undead, right?" ”

"Have you ever seen such a lovely undead as me?"

"Yes."

"Where?"

"On TV." Su Hong replied honestly.

"If you have to believe that science is good or not, how can you take it seriously on TV."

“。。。”

Compared with the TV series, Su Hong felt that Xiaobai in front of him was even more unscientific, but when others cast spells, they still raised their hands or had a spell, and Xiaobai's spell casting was suddenly completed.

"The average undead are ugly, the body is rotten here, and there is a rotten piece, as long as a very small number of undead can maintain the appearance of ordinary creatures, of course, compared to the cute me, it is simply a world of difference."

"So why aren't you breathing?"

"Well... When I sleep, my defense is still relatively weak, so I need to be extra vigilant, if I stop breathing, I can prevent me from inhaling poison gas, stop my heartbeat and other vital signs, and if I use my spell to cover up the traces, it will be even more difficult for the enemy to detect. ”

"Why do I think it's more dangerous than inhaling poison gas?"

"Is there one? The heart beats to supply oxygen to the cells, and the purpose of oxygen supply is also to supply energy, and I can rely on magic to provide energy, including the purpose of the heart beating is also to drive the blood and let the oxygen flow to the whole body, so whether it is breathing or heartbeat, stopping or beating is not important to me at all. ”

"Well... I thought you were really dead. ”

"Huh... Do you think that when I die, you will not shed tears for me? Xiaobai said teasingly, poking Su Hong's chest: "Do you have a conscience?" ”

"Uh..."

Su Hong didn't shed tears for himself when he was about to die, so how could he shed tears for others? If you have to say it, the time when Su Hong cries the most now is when he yawns.

"Huh, you don't shed tears when I die, are you human?"

"Then when I die, will you shed tears for me?"

"No, it won't."

Xiaobai replied very decisively, without the slightest drag.

“。。。”

Su Hong was a little speechless, if you don't shed tears, you won't shed tears, do you have to answer so decisively? Can't you hesitate? Does it have to be so ruthless?

"As long as I'm alive, you won't die."

"How do you make me like... "What is it like?" For a while, I couldn't think of a more appropriate analogy.

"Anyway, you remember, the current limit of strength that can be achieved within the scope of known science is impossible to quietly injure me, if I really die, at least a hundred miles around the vicinity will be buried for me."

"Am I going to die?"

Xiaobai pouted and asked, "Aren't you going to live and die with me?" ”

"Well... At least if I live, you can still live in my heart. Su Hong said unashamedly.

"Hehe, I despise you~"

"It's a bad custom to be buried when you die, this is feudalism." Su Hong said faintly, but he didn't think he could live alone, after all, if he was Xiaobai's enemy, then he would definitely cut the grass and eradicate the roots, leave no one behind, and kill all the relatives and hometowns, after all, Xiaobai is so strong, there must be many people who have hatred and grudges.

"That's not up to you, it's better to say that if you live, it's miserable, they don't dare to take me out of anger, and they don't dare to spare my life to torture me, you are different, maybe they will vent all their grievances on you, as for what tragic things will happen, it's hard to say."

"Uh... And what if you die a natural death? Do I want to be buried with me? ”

"Why do you think you can outlive me?" Xiaobai asked curiously, why is Su Hong so confident in his lifespan?

"Don't cats only live 20 years?"

Xiaobai rolled his eyes speechlessly, and this kind of data was embarrassed to take it out and say: "It is impossible to live a normal life, after reaching a certain limit, you can achieve immortality, this limit is not difficult, of course, it is only immortality in a natural state, in fact, due to various natural disasters and man-made disasters, it is actually difficult to live for tens of thousands of years." ”

Of course, it's not difficult, it's just that for Xiaobai, for the vast majority of people in the world, more than 99.99999% of people can't even see people who have done this, let alone achieved it.

"By the way, if I die one day, how are you going to bury me? You won't throw corpses into the wilderness, will you? ”

"It doesn't matter, if you really can't reach that strength, I'll resurrect you as an undead when you die, but you'll become stinky, become stinky, you'll be with me forever, you'll never be able to escape from me, even if it's the end of the world, you can't stop us."

Xiao Bai licked the corners of his mouth, showed a somewhat sickly smile, and stroked Su Hong's cheek with his hand.

Don't you let me go when you do ghosts? It always seems like it's a little scary, but maybe it seems to be okay? However, Su Hong doesn't like the word "forever", people's lives are just white horses, and even the thousands of years of human history are only white horses in the long river of history, so what can be called forever.

Rather than being afraid or expecting, Su Hong is more curious now, curious about how long is the eternal time in Xiaobai's mouth, ten years? Century? Millennium? And when that time comes, what kind of expression will Xiaobai use to face him?