After a few days of getting along, I quickly became acquainted with the alcoholic dog and the big yellow dog of the dog master.

I have a peaceful personality since I was a child, and this kind of personality may not be likable, but it certainly does not annoy people.

If there is no dispute with the world, you will get along with each other.

If a person is annoying, I guess death is not far away.

I have been well versed in this since I was a child, so I have rarely had bad relations with people.

During my stay in Taoliu Lane, I once knocked on the side and asked Lu Yao, where did the dog master come from?

What is the origin?

Lu Yao shook me off a blank expression, it was obvious that even he himself still hadn't figured out the specific origin of the dog master.

How did the dog master become the "military advisor" under Lu Yao, and how did the big yellow dog become the "pioneer", this matter has to mention the pockmarked boy who guards filial piety on the bank of the Luoshui River.

The reason why the dog master was taken under Lu Yao's command is said to be to prevent the pockmarked boy on the other side of the river from starving to death, so he sold himself to Lu Yao.

Lu Yao felt that this thing was strange, it was simply comparable to the mud bodhisattva who turned water into millet on the bank of the weak water river and purified all sentient beings.

So, Lu Yao lost three gold ingots to buy the dog master, and asked him to send a first-class ebony coffin to the pockmarked boy, which enabled the pockmarked boy to bury his mother's body.

This matter has always been talked about by the people in the streets and alleys of Taoliu Lane, and it may be one of the few glorious deeds of the dog master in Luoyang.

Lu Yao once ridiculed the dog master for the words of the dog master, and asked the pockmarked boy who had no money to buy a coffin to bury his mother was his own flesh and blood who had been separated for many years and did not dare to recognize him?

Otherwise, he didn't believe that the dog master who always liked to stare at the bustard mother of the flower boat with lust and lustful laughter would do noble things that burned himself to illuminate others.

As the master that ordinary people in Taoliu Lane dare not provoke easily, Lu Yao does not think that the old and disrespectful dog master is a person with a pure temperament.

Later, after a long period of inquiry, Lu Yao finally got a rough idea of the dog master's bad intentions.

Otherwise, Lu Yao really thought that this guy was as good as Longyang.

It turned out that the dog master did not hesitate to sell the money he had for the burial of his mother as a pockmarked boy for the sake of a peachwood sword he was carrying behind him!

He had an agreement with the pockmarked boy who kept filial piety for his mother, and when his filial piety expired, the pockmarked boy gave the peach wood sword behind him to the dog master.

When I learned the reason, I couldn't help but be stunned, and muttered to myself, "Is there anything unusual about a peachwood sword?" ”

My confusion is also Lu Yao's puzzled question.

For this reason, Lu Yao specially told me to keep an eye on the dog master, but whenever there is a little wind and grass in this house, I have to report to him.

Stalking is not in vain, there is a heavy reward!

Under the heavy reward, there must be dog legs, not to mention that at the moment I am also a sender.

So I became Lu Yao's eyeliner, focusing on all the recent movements of the dog master.

During this time with the dog master's courtyard, I have never seen him show any unique skills, and I don't have any hope for this lustful and drunken old man.

Master Dog's biggest hobby is to carry a wine gourd, sit under the half-dead spring peach tree after tea and dinner, and chat with a group of little children in open crotch pants about the outside world.

When he is bragging, he habitually speaks an awkward official language that is foaming at the mouth, shows a mouthful of mottled yellow teeth that are unappetizing, and acts like a master of the world to create a sense of mystery.

Once, I leaned over and listened to it.

The content of the conversation is nothing more than that there are immortals flying 80,000 miles in the sky, traveling in the sky and dreams.

There are sitting Zen monks who cross the endless sea to the east and raise their hands to shake Kunlun, and become a Buddha on the ground and be shocked by the heavens.

There is a demon ancestor who is in prison and dies without regrets, and he hangs southeast and smiles to the sky.

There are talented people who are angry at the crown and are red-faced, and they don't love the country and the beauty......

All these are bizarre legends.

Countless anecdotes are difficult to exhaust, if anyone believes it, then it is really the way of this old embryo!

Every time the dog master finishes telling the story, it always stops abruptly when everyone is still unfinished.

Then, to a group of children listening to the story with longing eyes, he threw a sentence, "If you know what will happen next, listen to the next breakdown".

It can be regarded as satisfying the appetite of the children at the mouth of the alley.

There was once a yellow-mouthed child who did not stand the test of curiosity, and unfortunately fell into the trap carefully arranged by the dog master.

The dog master deliberately threw away half of the bizarre story and hid half of it, and then when he got the whole atmosphere just right, he pretended that he had to go back to cook for Lu Yao, and he had to go first.

This trick has been tried and tested repeatedly, so anxious that the yellow-mouthed child kowtowed again, and begged the dog master to return to the courtyard after speaking.

No matter how the yellow-mouthed child talks sweetly and flatters, the old and demonic dog master is unmoved.

When the yellow-mouthed child who wants to listen to the story is impatient to the extreme, the dog master can always properly handle these children.

The old and disrespectful and unprofitable dog master finally took the Han widow on West Street to wipe his belly as an exchange condition, forcing the yellow-mouthed child who wanted to listen to the story to risk being disabled by the Han widow, and finally stole a mandarin duck obscene clothes for the dog master.

By the way, he also brought a piece of bloodstained dirty pants, which was the whole story for the yellow-mouthed child who was obsessed with the beginning and end of the story.

Collecting women's personal things is a big perverted hobby of the dog master.

According to what I have observed for several days, there is another major discovery.

That is, the dog master doesn't like ignorant girls, but he has a soft spot for those women with big waists, round breasts and straight breasts, especially the widows of.

It's a unique taste!

No wonder not long after I came to Taoliu Lane, the women in the alley saw me and stayed away one by one.

Most of the time, they see me as having sex with the dog.

When I told Lu Yao about my observations, he was not surprised, and he even saw the more bizarre experience of the dog master.

I was both curious and puzzled.

"Just this person, worth three gold ingots?"

"Worthy of the title of 'military advisor'?"

Lu Yao wasn't quite sure, but he didn't say it too directly.

He bought the dog master three years ago, although he has never seen him play with a sword, fight, and show his skills, but the dog master does have cultivation.

Lu Yao estimated that no matter how much the dog master dropped, it was also the strength of the ninth grade of spiritual breath, and it should not be useless.

The reason why Lu Yao believed that the dog master was a cultivator was by no means a worthless warlock stemmed from an incident that happened on a winter night last year.

The big yellow dog, who was inseparable from the dog, somehow changed his temperament, sprinkled a bubble of urine under the half-dead spring peach tree, and then barked high, barking like a wolf.

Just after the barking of the big yellow dog ended, Lu Yao actually saw the spring peach blossoms blooming from a distance, and the trees were full of spring flowers!

Although this kind of anti-heaven wonder is only a flash in the pan, and the spring blossom of the trees falls like snow in a moment, it really makes Lu Yao feel amazing.

The reason why Lu Yao remembers this incident is still fresh is that the peach tree that will decay in spring is rejuvenated on a winter night, which is very magical, and it is rare to see a rare sight that is an eye-opener for him to bump into.

Secondly, it is the sixth floor of Qingfeng Mingyue Building, who only seeks the avenue, has not gone downstairs for three years, and does not hear about the affairs of the rivers and lakes, Zheng Taibai, the saint of Confucianism and Taoism, pushed open the window of the study building, stared at the spring peach and was stunned for a cup of tea.

If the dog is like this, how can the owner of the dog be bad?

After I heard this anecdote from Lu Yao's mouth, for some reason, my senses for the dog master were inexplicably much better.