A deliberate or unintentional ridicule almost caused a bloody disaster in Taoliu Lane.

For a while, the screams of chickens and dogs, and the screams of the screams that shook the sky in the courtyard, in the face of this miserable picture, I could only sigh and declare the helplessness in my heart.

"Iniquity!"

The noise and fighting in the courtyard of Taoliu Lane have long been commonplace, and I have become accustomed to it as time goes by.

Maybe he couldn't believe that a sword was chaotic, and the powerful ruthless dog master was this old man who was not virtuous, Zhang Mazi's jaw-dropping crystal eyes flashed a little overwhelmed.

"The old ones are marginal, the small ones are lawless, just get used to it! Just get used to it."

In this courtyard, except for me and Rhubarb, Lu Yao and Master Dog are tantamount to rats crossing the street in the eyes of the people in the alley, fortunately, the existence of these two people has not yet touched the limit of the patience of the people in the alley, otherwise with the abominable virtue of Master Dog and Lu Yao, it is not far from everyone shouting and being afraid.

The old one is idle all day long, and the little one doesn't go to the house for three days, and I don't know why God would arrange such a situation for my life.

Maybe Zhang Mazi felt the same way, he took advantage of the dog master chasing Lu Yao, and struggled to prop himself up, trying to get up from the rattan chair.

Those who live in isolation are beasts if they are not sages.

I guess he's a quiet man, and the noise is irritating, not to mention that he's hurt and needs a peaceful environment to recuperate.

I wanted to step forward to dissuade him and help him by the way, but Zhang Mazi refused indifferently.

"I can do it myself."

I couldn't resist him, so I had to shout and run around the yard with Lu Yao, regardless of the image, the barefoot dog.

"Master dog, the pockmarked boy insists on leaving!"

Hearing my shout, the dog master who was chasing Lu Yao stopped his steps, picked up the shoes he threw out and put them on, panting, and walked over to Zhang Mazi with a red face.

The dog master never beat around the bush, and asked coldly: "Do you want to go back to the Hezhu shack and continue to guard the tomb?" ”

"I don't want to be invincible in the way of the sword, but I want to get revenge."

The pockmarked boy's tone and expression were gloomy as a mountain when he spoke, and he couldn't see any of the warmth he should have at his age.

The dog master snorted coldly, suppressed his nameless anger, and said: "Looking at the cold tombstone and tomb all day long, can you realize the bullshit avenue, or can you open the sky and slay the dragon with a sword?" ”

The pockmarked boy was very arrogant, and said coldly: "I practice swords only to kill people, not to seek the way of heaven!" ”

The dog master sneered disdainfully: "A peachwood sword is far from enough!" ”

Lu Yao was interested, rubbed his buttocks that had been stabbed by the dog, and asked with a happy look: "Who are you going to kill?" ”

Zhang Mazi said coldly: "Zhang Tianshi! ”

The dog master said unceremoniously: "Then you are not qualified enough!" ”

Zhang Mazi was not disappointed, his expression changed slightly, probably he wanted to ask how to be qualified, but he didn't want the dog master to continue: "If a swordsman needs a famous sword to boost his confidence, no matter how superb the swordsman's swordsmanship cultivation is, he will never be invincible...... So your heart is not qualified, this sword is naturally self-explanatory! ”

The pockmarked boy was puzzled, he looked at the eight-money peach wood sword beside him, he wanted to speak and stopped, and then looked at the serious and serious face of the dog master, and was speechless for a long time.

The dog master didn't intend to stop in moderation, and continued to strike: "When a person's reputation can't support the sword in his hand, it will only accelerate the decline of the person holding the sword!" ”

The pockmarked boy was already weak, and he was hit by the dog master, and his face was so gloomy that his face was like ashes.

Lu Yao disagreed, and asked the dog master with a strange temperament: "I don't know which old guy is disrespectful, and he has to ask for a sword to take advantage of before he is willing to go to the study to challenge Zheng Taibai?" ”

The dog master just wanted to say something, but he was directly chattered, and Lu Yao, who was not unhappy, continued to reply, "I have to take out your sword and mud again, don't you?" ”

Lu Yao's right hand waved involuntarily in his ear, and his ears sounded cocooned impatience: "Li Jianshen's sword is a sword with sixteen illusions, which can turn over rivers and seas, can split mountains and open the sky, one sword is two or three miles, four or five heads, six or seven formations, and slaughter eight or nine cities...... I remember that there was also a well-known name for that swordsmanship, called ...... But the rest of your life! ”

Why do you want to live the rest of your life?

That is, when Li Chengying unsheathed his sword, he took the opponent's head and killed it with a sword, so that the opponent had no rest of his life.

Since Qin Huai slashed the red dust and broke off his love to study swordsmanship, the rivers and lakes have not yet produced a cultivator who has made a name for himself in the world with a sword, Li Chengying is like an insurmountable peak in the way of swords, and I don't know how many challengers have broken swords in Stone City.

Who has been spanning the sword for 30 years?

The swordsman in the world, only Li Chengying leads the way, and he is the best swordsman in the world!

"Compared to your bullshit and mud, the style alone is not half a star!" Xu has been with the dog master for a long time, and Lu Yao is now also tainted with the disgusting virtue of the dog master's unforgiving speech.

"Master Dog, if you dare to go to Qingfeng Mingyue Tower to play with the sage with a sword, you will be ashamed that the swordsmen in the world don't use swords, and practice swords...... I dare to guarantee that if you fart, the entire Luoyang City will say that it is fragrant. ”

The dog's face sank, and he said angrily: "The chaos in the world starts from the sword, and the sorrow in the world comes out of literacy...... The sword is a killing weapon, and the moment I hold the sword to each other, I will not die, I am reluctant to take people's lives, and after folding the sword, I swear not to hold the sword easily......"

I can almost recite a few old-fashioned sentences!

Then, the dog master said angrily: "The power of my sword and mud, have you ever seen a second person in the world?" ”

As he spoke, the dog puffed up his chest and said with disdain: "I'm not like the cold and stone-like Li Jue, who is asking for some bullshit sword and insisting that a woman affects his speed of drawing a sword...... That guy was so ruthless that he didn't even let go of himself, in order to prevent being lost by the dazzling eyes, he abandoned his eyes and concentrated on using his mind to resist the sword...... This kind of person has been reduced to an idiot, an indifferent sword idiot like ice, not everyone is so ruthless! ”

Everyone in the world knows that Li Jianshen Qin Huai slashed the red dust, but the true cause of his blindness is not known.

Listening to what Master Dog said, I knew that Li Chengying was self-defeating, and his self-destructive eyes were not blinded by flowers.

Lu Yao didn't buy what the dog said: "Li Chengying's sword name is like a person's name, unlike a braggart old guy who will only play tricks!" ”

Lu Yao, who had itchy skin, obviously didn't get beaten enough by the dog master, and the dog master didn't hold back such a guy who didn't leave his mouth right, so he directly picked up the stinky shoes that were enough to hurt people invisibly on the soles of his feet, and threw them away without hesitation.

"Smack!"

Every time he dug his nostrils, the dog master who would collect filth from the soles of his shoes finally hit it once, and finally avenged Lu Yao's tricky revenge not long ago.

There is also a ridiculous grudge between the dog collecting boogers on the soles of his shoes.

Taoliu Lane West Street, there lives an old Xiucai, first from the text, three years of failure, and then found a sect to practice, ten years of hard practice is also nothing, and then because of the talent and dullness dragged down the sect, but also was expelled from the mountain gate.

Lao Xiucai then apprenticed to learn to refine medicine, wrote a good prescription by himself, and specialized in refining pills from all kinds of filth and feces.

Lu Yao accidentally found that he had collected a jar of boogers, the age of which was thirty years, and he was surprised to buy half a jar at a high price, and lied to the dog master that this was the Bodhi gan that Xiliang paid tribute to, and all mundane foods could be tonic, and cultivators ate it, and the spiritual power of spiritual breath increased greatly.

The dog master believed it, so he drank most of the spirits, only to find out that he had fallen for Lu Yao and Lu Yao, and he was disgusted and did not eat for three days.

The dog master has always been worried about this matter, so he smeared the filth from his nostrils on the soles of his shoes, in order to accumulate a lot of revenge for being teased by Lu Yao.

Since I knew about it, I have been staying away from the shoes under the dog's feet, looking at the stinky shoes that the dog threw out, the sole was in Lu Yao's lips, my abdomen began to be uncontrollable, and the river and the sea were turned for a while!

As for Lu Yao, he was retching on to the door frame at the moment, vomiting as if the Luohe River was flooding, and he was out of control!

The dog master, whose ears are finally pure, also took care of his glorious and majestic image in front of the pockmarked boy at this time, sat down and picked his toes, then sniffed again, and sneered proudly: "I have a sword, which can be transformed into a realm, and the way of the sword is in Zhou Tian, but I am not afraid of Li Chengying's sword." ”

As soon as these words came out, not only Zhang Mazi's face was intertwined with suspicion and longing on his cheeks, but even I couldn't help but endure the churning belly and came to the dog's side.

The dog master sometimes seems unreliable, and even makes people feel disrespectful to the old, but when he brags about his own affairs, he always reveals a bit of the deep demeanor of a master in the world, which makes people can't help but be curious and want to find out.

Seeing Zhang Mazi's skeptical expression, and seeing that my expression was full of doubt, the dog master deliberately avoided Lu Yao, raised his voice and asked, "Now ask you two if you two are willing to learn, right?" ”