Chapter 33: Shemales

Lu Yao's shouting was louder than thunder, and I poked my ear with my little thumb, pushed open the window of the house, and looked out at the sky.

In the evening, when the sky was clear and misty, everything was as usual, the sun was setting, the sky was full of red clouds, and there was no sign of rain.

It's just that this thunder is really weird.

I don't know if I was disturbed by the thunder or Lu Yao's scream, Zhang Mazi, who decided to live in this courtyard temporarily, also looked up at the sky curiously, and from his equally blank facial expression, I realized that this thunder had nothing to do with him.

As for whether it was the heavenly thunder caused by my search, I thought that I was not a genius in the sky, and there seemed to be no possibility of this blockbuster.

"Light thunders, no rain...... Lu Yao was jubilant for a long time, looking at the sky and not seeing dark clouds, the wind was blowing, and he kicked the rhubarb very suspiciously, and suddenly felt a sense of boredom that he had lost interest in life.

The big yellow dog that was inexplicably kicked did not make a fuss, nor barked and bitten, but snuggled up to the dog master aggrievedly.

The dog spilled some wine on the ground, and Rhubarb licked it boringly, I don't know if it was the liquor burning his throat, Rhubarb's whole face was completely distorted, and he continued to suck the wine on the ground numbly.

Full of boring people and dogs, after being quiet for a while, the dog master put away the wine gourd, pinched a pinch of goatee on his chin and said: "Someone is looking for a way that shocks the sky, causing rolling thunder, there is no need to make a fuss...... Back then, I almost ......"

Halfway through the dog's words, he swallowed it back again, not giving Lu Yao a chance to dig into the roots and dig into the ancestral grave.

After a burst of telepathic perception, the dog master glanced at me, and after being slightly surprised, his eyes flashed with a ray of approval.

"At the beginning of the true spirit, it is quite stable......"

Lu Yao stepped forward and looked at me excitedly: "You caused this movement?" โ€

I shrugged my shoulders and replied to Lu Yao with a dazed and ignorant expression.

The dog master shook his head: "There is another person who seeks the way to attract the thunder of the sky......"

"Who?" Lu Yao chased after him and asked the dog master: "Taoliu Lane still hides strange people that I haven't found?" โ€

The dog master rolled his eyes with disdain, and said in a deep voice: "The little tigress in the mouth of the little bald donkey, have you ever noticed anything different?" โ€

Lu Yao and I were surprised in unison: "Second girl? โ€

"Before accepting the true spirit, first seek the way...... This kind of demon, even if it is not Luanfeng bloodline, is also a person who is born with wisdom, and such a genius in the world can be counted on one hand. โ€

I'm not surprised that there are mountains outside the mountains, there are people outside the people, and the world is already wonderful, and I have studied so far, and I have seen a lot of geniuses, this talent gap, innate, sometimes not hard work can make up.

I was the only one who was shocked that the fierce man who did not seek the ordinary method actually bypassed the gathering of true spirits and directly sought the Great Dao, this special qualification of going the opposite way, I did not know about it in the Daozang scriptures, which also made up for my cognition.

After two unsuccessful attempts, all the rules of my practice were based on full preparation, and the difficulty of finding the path was tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack.

Dong Rufeng, who is as strong as the head of the Five Sages, attained the Tao under the Bodhi tree, and also first practiced condensation, and then sought the Tao.

But the second girl, but in the cardamom years, she is still a little girl who has not grown, and at her age, the search is as simple as chopping melons and vegetables, which can't help but make me feel ashamed.

Zhang Mazi, who was silent, said coldly at this time: "Unless there is a possibility......"

I looked at Zhang Mazi with curiosity, and Lu Yao also looked at him with a puzzled expression, this kind of anecdote, Lu Yao was most interested.

The dog master's eyes reappeared with approval, and he smiled slightly, letting Zhang Mazi continue to explain: "Yo, you have a lot of knowledge, can you tell me what kind of physique that Nizi is?" โ€

"Half human, half shark, neither human nor demon."

The mention of half-man and half-shark reminds me of before the barbarian invasion of the east, the northern courtier Liu Bodang brought cattle and sheep to celebrate the New Year, and presented a picture of "The Beauty of the Mountains and Rivers" to His Majesty today.

This scroll is made of shark spine skin, painted with 108 beauties, including a shark woman with a humanoid fishtail.

"Then this girl is ......" I was stunned, I couldn't believe it.

Seeing that I was making a little fuss, Master Dog said in a flat tone: "What else can she be, it is the seed born after the desolate and faint king had a romantic night and intercourse with the mermaid in the painting." โ€

In the Eastern Capital, talking about His Majesty today, his crime should be punished, I made a forbidden gesture to the dog master: "The crime of disrespect sits, I don't have your ability to bluff people with a sword and mud." โ€

The dog master didn't know whether it was the courage of the art master or the fearlessness of the ignorant, he snorted disdainfully: "The mud bodhisattva crossed the weak water, and when he saved the people, he had a glimpse of the heavens, and the Great Zhou Dynasty had luck for eight hundred years...... Now that the dynasty is only 300 years old, and the Great Zhou Dynasty has not been extinguished, even if there are two or three waste emperors, it may not necessarily change the dynasty...... Are you afraid that my old guy will curse me and cut off the fortune of the country? โ€

Bodhisattva King Kong, I haven't seen anything before, and naturally I don't know what they have revealed, but with the mouth of the dog master, plus Lu Yao's poisonous tongue, it is still a big doubt that I can be safe and breathing in Taoliu Lane for a few days.

Zhang Mazi's sword eyebrows condensed slightly at this time, and he moved his thin lips and said: "The combination of demons and demons belongs to the body of the cold, and the day of seeking the Tao indicates that the bloodline is crazy, if it cannot be suppressed, it is not impossible to turn into a demon and make trouble." โ€

"There are not a few strong people in the imperial capital, even if that Nizi turns into a demon, the old guys in the palace will not be able to let her destroy the world."

Lu Yao, who has always had a great leap in thinking, suddenly asked us an inexplicable question in a very agitated manner: "Should the product of the intercourse between humans and sharks be called humans or demons?" โ€

I glanced at Zhang Mazi, who was in a dilemma, scratching his cheeks and thinking, and couldn't spread his hands to say that he didn't know how to draw the distinction.

The dog master pondered for a long time, and squeezed out two words: "Shemale!" โ€

Speechless, I was the first to go to my room in fear of my ass, and it was a waste of my tongue to talk to these two people who didn't know each other.

Also turning back to the house was Zhang Mazi, who was obviously not a fan of such low-level fun.

Lu Yao and the dog master drooped their faces at each other, one continued to pick his nostrils with the hand that picked his feet, and the other put his hands behind his head, holding a weed in his mouth.

The courtyard where the military advisors, pioneers, master books and tiger generals gathered, only the atmosphere was weird as usual, but fortunately, in addition to the big yellow dog with normal behavior and thinking, there was also an indifferent Zhang Mazi, and I was finally no longer lonely like an alien.

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With a breath of true spirit, my obsession with seeking the path became stronger and stronger.

I think that my talent is not bad, but compared with the only girl who has attracted thunder, I have to admit that there is an innate gap in the talent bloodline.

Through the study of the Taoist scriptures, more and more interesting discoveries, as well as many differences about the Tao, have also made me continue to think and explore, in order to find the path I want to adhere to on the path of cultivation as soon as possible.

The Taoist Gate has been established for 8,000 years, and after countless ancestors have searched up and down, the theory of Liangyi has been established.

The theory of the two rituals, the Taoist ancestors rode the bull out of the customs, leaving only the mysterious and profound two rituals.

As for the true meaning, so far there has not been a disciple of the Taoist system who is not ashamed to speak out and dare to threaten to understand it thoroughly and obtain the true meaning of the universe.

The so-called two instruments are nothing more than black and white.

Black and white are born together, the heavenly way is circulating, the four elephants are derived, and the gossip is born.

Daomen's exploration of Liangyi had a long and fierce debate as early as the time when Sword Sect and Zen Buddhism had not yet collapsed.

The Sword Sect thought that white always pressed black, and this world was black and white.

Zen Buddhism is the opposite, believing that there must be a shadow under the light, and even if the light is as bright as the sun, there will be a shadow, indicating that the light will never swallow the black.

I thought that there was no end to learning and that there was no end to learning, but now it seems that the cultivation is also a long road ahead, full of ups and downs.

"It's hard to practice, it's hard to go to the sky!"