Lu Yao is not a conformist peer, although he is not much different in age from me, but his mind is much deeper, and I have always been unpredictable about his mind.

He plucked the dog master all day long to challenge Zheng Taibai in Qingfeng Mingyue Tower and take a drop of saint's blood, just to summon the young Jiao in his body and break the curse of misfortune that he could not live to be twenty years old.

On that day, he summoned me to this courtyard, named me the "master book", and threatened to fight a big world, this bold word is still in my ears, and I am looking forward to that day.

It's just that...... At this time, Lu Yao, who was panting for breath, left me alone and ran wildly, and the appearance of running for his life was really flattering.

Back in Taoliu Lane, when the dog saw our embarrassed appearance, he couldn't help laughing: "Haha...... Brought back? ”

"Nonsense, that's the strongest cavalry under Wang Fuqi's tent!" Lu Yao's voice was a little hoarse, and he poured a glass of water to moisten his throat: "It's the first time I've been chased by someone." ”

Thinking back to the ancient battlefield of the year, Liang Po led 3,000 ironclad cavalry to kill the barbarian army without leaving any leather armor, and entered the enemy's camp with 3,000 cavalry as if no one was in a no-man's land, killing a person who did not fall into small orders, such a fierce army, it is difficult not to be feared!

I sat down on the stool weakly, and said with palpitations: "I'm the unlucky guy who followed behind and ate ashes, and almost put on my back!" ”

Zhang Mazi blamed himself a little, and said in a low tone: "It was I who used the leaves as a sword, leaving traces and exposing the location." ”

The dog master smiled, and his index finger gestured slightly in front of us, only to see a silver light drill out of the mouth of the kettle on the stone table, and the water slid slightly in mid-air, and then under the influence of an inexplicable force, it was like a flying sword, which actually shone with cold light in front of our eyes.

When the irregular flow of water swayed, the dog master's index finger was directional, and the small flying sword composed of water flowed out towards the courtyard wall at an extremely alarming speed!

"Bang!"

The flying sword transformed by tea broke through the wall and made a violent muffled sound.

As soon as the gesture was received, the dog master's face condensed slightly: "The imperial thing is not a big ability, turning the invisible into the tangible, the direction of the heart, all of which are the sea, the direction of the sword, the attack is invincible, that is the real skill!" ”

I saw Zhang Mazi nodding his head at the dog master, his cold pockmarked face was thoughtful, and then he turned around and left Taoliu Lane, and turned back to the city and ran to the western suburbs again!

Wiping the water stains at the corners of his mouth, Lu Yao sincerely admired: "He is a ruthless person!" ”

Looking at Zhang Mazi's back as he left in a hurry and without hesitation, I suddenly agreed with Lu Yao's title of "Tiger General".

I nodded approvingly, and muttered in an extremely subtle voice: "Well, he is indeed a ruthless person!" ”

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The taste of being chased by the cavalry of the deficit battalion, Lu Yao didn't want to experience it a second time.

Therefore, this time he did not have the intention of going to the dense forest again to join in the fun, and now the dense forest is only bare trees, which are no longer blocked, and then turn back to the western suburbs, he will only seek unhappiness, and neither he nor I have the cultivation strength to come and go freely in the thousands of troops.

Taking advantage of the rare recuperation of the dog master, lying on the rattan chair and enjoying the spring time, Lu Yao pulled me aside and muttered for a long time, and after making a big detour, he said that he wanted to create momentum for the dog master to go to the study to fight Zheng Taibai.

Without waiting for me to ask in detail, he asked Lu Yao about the "momentum" in his mouth, and he had already led me to West Street.

I don't come to West Street very often, even the little monk of Dongtuo Temple here has to bow his head and walk around, which shows that the women on West Street are extraordinary.

It is true that this is true, it is not that the women on West Street really eat people like tigers, but that the three women who live on this street are not bad, except for the widow of the wine shop Han, the other two are really the best of the two wonders in Luoyang City.

As soon as you arrive at Taoliu Lane West Street, what comes to your nose is not the aroma of rouge, but the refreshing fragrance of rice wine.

The West Street Wine Store is the wine shop of the Han widow.

This plump woman who Lu Yao has already done some research and secret investigation, makes a living by making wine in Luoyang, and has never been very kind to see Lu Yao, a flamboyant and deceitful young man like a monkey.

Maybe there are some reasons why the old embryonic dog master is out of tune, this half-old who is not inferior to the red-clothed bustard lady of the big house in any way in terms of appearance or figure, saw Lu Yao appear in the wine shop, only rolled her eyelids, and was silent for a long time before she looked at the Three Treasures Hall without doing anything, deliberately silent, and pestle Lu Yao like a stake.

"Something?"

The Han widow was dressed in a light-colored linen dress, the color of the clothes was slightly gray, because she had been smoked by the aroma of the wine tank all the year round, and her body also exuded the fragrance of wine.

Due to the plump body of the Han widow, the temperature in the house was very high when the wine was steamed, and under the frequent busyness, her body was fragrant and sweaty, her face and forehead were stained with untied green silk, and the delicate body with looming lines writhed with labor, revealing a bit of the charm of a mature woman.

It was the first time I had seen the true face of Widow Han, and now I finally realized why Master Gou was fascinated by this woman and couldn't sleep at night.

"The dog is really a good eye!" I couldn't help whispering into Lu Yao's ear.

Lu Yao saw that the Han widow, who was busy with the wine shop, was reluctant to deal with it, so he smiled and said: "The dog master will challenge the Confucianism and Taoism saint Zheng Taibai in Qingfeng Mingyue Building the day after tomorrow, and he is also a neighbor, and I hope that my aunt will definitely cheer up the dog master tomorrow......"

Widow Han didn't speak, and she didn't know if she heard clearly, or pretended not to hear?

Lu Yao was very interesting, dropped this sentence, didn't bother anymore and was bored, glanced at me, turned around and walked towards another shop.

The owner of the butcher shop on West Street is a black woman who sells meat for a living, and many people in private chew their tongues and speculate that this fierce woman is too strong by nature, and her eyebrows and eyes are too high.

Her unlucky skinny skinny man must have been endlessly demanded by this black-faced woman with a tiger's back and a bear's waist every night, and she squeezed her body dry, so that she died without warning in the year of confusion!

Lu Yao, who has a three-inch tongue, successfully fooled the black woman not long ago, causing the neighbors to laugh at the streets, and I still remember this incident vividly.

Lu Yao swore that day that day that he would take the precious festival operation of the dog master as a guarantee, if she and the Han widow next door fell into the Luo River at the same time, if she had to drown one, it must be the cold and unapproachable Han widow!

Of course, Lu Yao's nonsense, the black did not ask the reason, in the face of the black who was three points of faith and seven points suspicious, Lu Yao made up a "She and the dog master complement each other's personalities, but they are a match made in heaven", which perfectly explains what it means to open your eyes and say nonsense.

After successfully arousing the spring heart of the black woman, Lu Yao also kindly suggested that she could follow the dress of the Han widow next door, deliberately emphasizing the three words "femininity", not only smearing the black woman's dotted face like a monkey's ass, but also showing her delicate and ugly appearance, making the dog master so disgusted that he even vomited out the overnight meal.

"Auntie, what's the matter?"

Lu Yao raised a smirk on his face that asked knowingly, and he pulled his throat and said: "The day after tomorrow, Master Dog said that he would go to the study building and compete with Zheng Taibai, who is not a heavenly person who does not go down to the study building, do you know why?" ”

The black woman was dark-skinned, burly, with big shoulders and a round waist, and I glanced at her arms, which were almost the thickness of my thighs.

She was wearing a set of coarse cloth clothes, and her waist was round like a stocky water tank, because her figure was too fat, people felt that the coarse cloth clothes on her body would sooner or later be blown up by this burly and fat body!

The black woman put down the big knife that cut the ribs, glanced blankly at me and Lu Yao, and asked with a worried face, "Why?" ”

"It's not for the sake of making my aunt look high!" Lu Yao's understated tone and expression, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it.

I have to say that Lu Yao is definitely the number one leader in Luoyang City in the matter of fanning the flames!

"The current dog master is not the sloppy old man who sneaked into his aunt's boudoir when he was drunk......" said, Lu Yao's face pretended to be regretful and worried: "This time, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he actually wanted to challenge Zheng Taibai...... The sword has no eyes, I'm afraid it's nine deaths......"

Lu Yao deliberately dragged out the "oh" word very long, for fear that Mrs. Zhen, who was as good as she could in the attic of the butcher shop, would not be able to hear it!

Mrs. Zhen, another middle-aged woman who guards the empty house alone on West Street, although her appearance is not as good as that of Widow Han, she is coquettish by nature and extremely amorous.

Because her husband had a bad relationship with people the year before last, he offended a dignitary official in the court with the surname Ximen, and suffered a miserable and corrupt punishment, which was inhumane.

This perennial lady in pink and gorgeous clothes lives on the second floor of the butcher's shop of the black woman, every time a handsome boy passes by West Street, this charming woman who never hides her natural charm always deliberately drops the bolt from the window on the second floor to attract the attention of passers-by, and over time she is famous.

When Lu Yao was talking to the black woman in the butcher shop, Mrs. Zhen, who heard the conversation downstairs, pushed the window open a thin slit.

Sensing a gaze looking at us, I deliberately shifted my gaze and casually scanned the surrounding markets, pretending not to know, and not deliberately looking up at the attic.

Lu Yao took a lot of bullshit logic that couldn't be beaten by eight poles into a matter of course, with a heartbroken look for the dog master, which made the black woman faintly worried about the dog master.

"Just with the dog master's thin arms and legs, can he wrestle with the sage who overturned the river and the sea?"

After worrying for a while, the black woman raised the big knife in her hand, and the knife fell in her hand, directly dividing a killed fat pig into two, and she had to ask Lu Yao to carry half a pig to make up for the dog.

Facing the half-fan of pigs, I smiled weakly and bitterly: "Temperamental! ”

"Auntie, didn't you see that a few days ago, an evil monk destroyed the weeping willows along the Luo River, and then alarmed the vanguard of the deficit camp..... Such a dog master, how mighty! ”

Lu Yao rejected the kindness of the black woman, and after praising the dog master as a person who is responsible for his heart and kidneys, he even described the dog master as a "great hidden in the world" of the world.

When it was over, Lu Yao did not forget to remind the black that the widow Han in the wine shop next door had already patted her chest and promised to go to the party the day after tomorrow, and by the way, she shouted to some neighbors to cheer for the dog master the day after tomorrow.

In line with the spirit of fooling people and never blushing and panicking, Lu Yao opened his eyes and said nonsense, threatening that he would definitely unite with the black woman, and promise to help her win a low-key hero like the dog master.

There are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and I don't dare to provoke the women on Taoliu Lane West Street, so I rarely talk to each other throughout the whole process, and I can't help but appreciate Lu Yao's lies with a wry smile.

In particular, these disgusting words that can give people goosebumps are not something that a thin-skinned reader like me can just open his mouth.

In today's world, the truth does not reach the ears, and lies win the hearts of the people.