Chapter 62: What's wrong with snoring with your mouth shut
Feng Tang Xiuji and the dog master fell into a battle of closed-mouth meditation, and the strong people in the eastern capital surging around spied into Taoliu Lane, and occasionally the secret guards flew over the roofs of the city, but they only observed from a distance of 100 zhang, and did not dare to get close easily.
The dog master won the battle with Zheng Taibai in Qingfeng Mingyue Tower, and the sword path cultivation returned to the peak of the past, and the secret guards in Luoyang City never slacked off.
Since Wuzu established the country with martial arts, relying on the sword to stabilize the country, the establishment of the princes and counties has never lacked the supervision of the world's strong and masters, occasionally cross-border strong people shuttle through the cities and counties, but also to register and report their trajectory movements, otherwise the strong are rampant, no one to control and restrain them, and act indiscriminately, which is bound to pose a threat to the stability of the cities and counties in the dynasty.
Therefore, for the sake of unnecessary trouble, the strong people who walk the world are mostly accustomed to hiding their cultivation, and even more so hiding in the alleys of the city, just like the dog master who has nothing to do with the "master of the world", he lived in a dazy corner of the world, and successfully avoided the supervision of the Eastern Capital Secret Guard and the National Temple.
Under the imperial city, any slight fluctuation of the aura of the strong will attract vigilantes to secretly watch, not to mention that there are not only cultivators hidden in Taoliu Lane.
Liang Po, who was responsible for protecting the city, was standing on top of the imperial city at this moment, and the hard bow that he usually carried on his body was clenched in his hand at this time, and a pair of perceptive eyes kept looking at Taoliu Lane.
Although my cultivation is very low, and my strength has just entered the second breath of the true spirit, my current perception is faintly able to detect the fluctuations of the surrounding aura, but this perception is not strong enough, and the strong aura I feel is still weak.
Master Dog and Feng Tang Xiuji tried to close their mouths, at first Lu Yao thought it was interesting, but after a night of competition last night, the two of them still sat like clocks, and Lu Yao really couldn't afford to stop and be interested.
With my shallow understanding of Lu Yao, what he wants to see most is the mutual show-off between the strong, if it is a big kill, then it is called exciting, but it is not like a game of sitting lightly against each other, which makes people not interested in shouting and applauding and cheering.
As for Zhang Mazi, who wanted to know what the effect of the closed-mouth meditation of the Buddha was and whether it was beneficial to practice, he had been staying by the dog master's side, and there was no impetuousness and impatience on his face that Lu Yao disdained.
I don't know how long it took, but Wang Gongwang, who was too bored to watch, finally lost the patience to wait for the result, and lay on the couch with his head in his hands, and was so sleepy that he took a nap.
"Huhuhu~~~"
Just as I was waiting under the gloomy and rainless sky and losing patience, and was about to go back to the courtyard to continue studying the "Tiangang Tongmai Jue", a burst of untimely and intermittent snoring suddenly came to my ears.
I followed the indistinct snoring, and my eyes unconsciously looked at the prince who was so bored on the couch that he was napping.
If it weren't for Zhang Mazi signaling to me with a low-hanging gaze at this time that it was the dog master sitting on the ground, I really couldn't believe that the person who snored with his snort at this time would actually be the dog master who tried to close his mouth with Feng Tang Xiuji.
I pointed at the dog master, looked at Zhang Mazi and whispered, "The dog master is asleep?" ”
In order to determine whether the snoring was made by the dog, I deliberately lowered my body and leaned in to observe, and sure enough, the snoring came from his snort.
The snoring gradually increased with my worry, and finally I was noticed by the old servants of the Shenjiang Mansion who were watching the excitement, and even the maidservants who served Wang Gongwang around me snickered again and again, and couldn't help laughing.
The scar-faced old servant woke up Wang Gongwang, who was napping with his head, and woke him up and said, "Shizi, the silence meditation is going to come to fruition." ”
The prince was overjoyed and hurriedly asked, "Who won?" ”
The corners of the old servant's mouth trembled slightly, and he smiled faintly: "Someone fell asleep and snored." ”
Wang Gongwang was overjoyed, and hurriedly got up to look at the two of them, squatting down to observe.
"I thought that the third young master who was once famous all over the world was so powerful, but it turned out that he was also a vain man." Hearing the snoring in the dog's snort, Wang Gongwang laughed brightly.
Laughing loudly and getting up, Wang Gongwang congratulated loudly: "The old guy snores, he lost!" ”
Hearing the sound, Feng Tang Xiuji opened his eyes and looked at the drowsy appearance of the dog master drooping his head, and his face instantly became gloomy.
After staring at the dog master who was almost drooling for a long time, Feng Tang Xiuji soon snickered again, and jumped up excitedly: "Hahahaha~~~ You lost!" ”
Hearing Feng Tang Xiuji open his mouth to speak, the dog master's snoring suddenly stopped, his eyes suddenly opened, and he also jumped up comically.
The startled actions of the two frightened me into taking several steps back, afraid that the two of them would pull off the fight, and another operation would be as fierce as a tiger, and the fight would be dark.
Watching the two of them recover from the lifeless state of the closed-mouth meditation just now, and instantly returning to the state of being alive and vigorous, Wang Gongwang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked forward to an earth-shattering showdown between the two.
Lu Yao heard the movement outside the hospital, trotted out with Rhubarb, and happily stared at the excited dog master and said: "Old pervert, I really can't beat it, let's let the dog go, I haven't seen Rhubarb bite the formation yet!" ”
"Hmph, there's no need for that!"
The dog master snorted coldly, waved his hand, and looked confident and undoubted, he used a pair of victorious postures to cross his waist and tear his voice at Feng Tang Xiuji and said: "It's you who lost, what you said first!" ”
"If you snore like thunder and make a noisy noise, you will naturally lose." Feng Tang Xiuji's eyes widened and he was deeply unconvinced: "A certain family hates the most cheating people in their lives, and the people in this alley can testify for a certain family." ”
The dog master was not angry or smiling, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly: "What are we comparing?" ”
Feng Tang Xiuji was a little impatient, and replied loudly: "Shut up and Zen! ”
"Since it's a closed-mouth meditation, have I ever opened my mouth?"
A shallow smile flashed in the dog's cloudy eyes, and the smile was full of cunning and smugness.
“……”
Feng Tang Xiuji was dumbfounded.
"What's wrong with snoring when you shut up?" The dog master was not angry: "Since it is a closed mouth meditation, I close my mouth and snore, why not?" ”
The dog master was full of confidence in what he said, and Feng Tang Xiuji, who asked, was even more speechless.
Wang Gongwang, who thought that he could rely on Feng Tang Xiuji's sharp spirit to kill the dog master to relieve the hatred in his heart, was so angry that this god general Fu Shizi, who had grown up with a golden spoon since he was a child, couldn't wait to go crazy on the spot and dismantle the entire six-foot alley before relieving his anger.
Because of too much force, Wang Gongwang's cheeks were so angry that his cheeks bulged, and on his flushed cheeks, the green tendons bulged outward, and he almost didn't come up in one breath.
"Compared with lip service and brains, Feng Tang Xiuji is obviously not Gou Xunhuan's opponent." The scar-faced old servant's face was unwavering, and he couldn't see any expression other than calm.
"Bang!"
With nowhere to vent his anger, Wang Gongwang, who had to grit his teeth and bear it silently, slammed his fist on the edge of the simple couch: "This prince has never suffered such a wretched spirit, before leaving the Eastern Capital and traveling around the world, I must avenge the humiliation!" ”
Wang Gongwang's wretched anger is not just that Luohe Huafang Poetry Club has lost face and fame.
He summoned the sitting monks to destroy the Luohe Willow Forest, and asked Liang Po to shoot and kill the nobles of Huafang to vent his anger, which made countless gate lords and scholars in the imperial city retreat from the difficulty, and this great shame was to completely nail the first class of the prince Wang Gongwang in the eastern capital to the pillar of shame.
repeatedly harassed in Taoliu Lane, almost making the dog who is not afraid of the sky and the earth eat dumb losses, this shameless means of revenge and revenge must be compared, can be said to be the best proof of the small belly chicken intestines of His Royal Highness the prince.
But as a result, I still eat myself deflated, I am bored, and I have to swallow all the gas alone!
When I met the unforgiving dog master, in my impression, so far, except for the little demon Lu Yao under the same roof in the entire Luoyang City, no one has ever had the ability to speak in front of him.
"Of course, the sword can gallop through the rivers and lakes, but the rivers and lakes are sinister in people's hearts, and they are not all swords."
The dog master's eyes lowered slightly, looking at Feng Tang Xiuji, whose hands were trembling a little with anger, and asked with condescending contempt in his words: "Can't help but want to use a knife on me?" ”
Feng Tang Xiuji couldn't do the dog master's joy and anger, and when the dog master saw his thoughts, he seemed a little weak-hearted.
This expression happened to be captured by the dog master with super perceptiveness, and he hit Feng Tang Xiuji again at this time and said, "Tut-tut...... Anyway, you are also a famous swordsman who shocked the rivers and lakes, at this time you want to draw a knife against me, and because you lose the closed-mouth Zen competition, you hesitate for the worthless face of the Jianghu people, you are not pulling out a knife now, and it is even more disgraceful if you don't pull out a knife, isn't it? ”
A soldier who surrenders without a fight, a good person who is good, I have to say that the mouth of the dog master is really vicious, and there is nothing worse than killing people!
"A certain family...... A certain ......"
Feng Tang Xiuji has lost his anger to compete with the dog master, and he is also a strong person at the peak of the big market realm, if the confrontation between the two is in this state, then with Feng Tang Xiuji's wavering mentality at this time, it is difficult to suppress the dog master in terms of aura and self-confidence.
Feng Tang Xiuji has already lost in his state of mind.
The battle of the strong, the mentality determines everything, and without the inevitable belief of invincibility, how can we talk about invincibility!
Seeing that Feng Tang Xiuji had already collapsed in the competition of closed meditation, the dog master pointed to Feng Tang Xiuji and pointed to the Qingfeng Mingyue Tower: "There are several Dao Hongru squatting in the study building over there, and there is another saint in charge, when you defeat the Confucian and Taoist saints above, it is not too late to come to me to discuss the sword!" ”
I secretly praised the dog master in my heart, and he shook the pot really well, but I didn't expect the dog master to give Feng Tang Xiuji a bad idea at this time: "If you still want to hone your sword skills, above the imperial city, whether it is the man in the palace, whether it is Man Jianghong, who is neither male nor female, or the national teacher Huang Liang, they are all good opponents, as for me...... Now you're far from it! ”
Zhang Mazi and I have seen the arrogant, but we have never seen the dog master so crazy that the old pervert is boundless.
Lu Yao couldn't stand the arrogance of the dog master who had no one in his eyes: "You are such a cow, why can't you go to heaven?" ”
The dog master turned his back and snorted coldly at Lu Yao: "You have prepared a ladder for me to go to the sky, what if the heavenly man comes, the old man dares to fight without a sword!" ”