Chapter 80: Hooligans are not scary

After it became a habit to come to the book club every hour and leave at the hour, I found that I really had some meaning of wall grass.

Master Gou's attitude towards me has always been free-range, and it was only occasionally when I encountered confusion in the process of cultivation and speculation that he straightened up a qualified master who preached and taught and solved doubts, and taught me earnestly.

I don't know if he has been being teased by Fuji Girl and Mr. Storyteller, first by bees to the nose and face swollen, and then suffered from the disaster of blood and light, his attention has been on the small courtyard at the corner of the alley and street in recent days.

It is impossible to follow the little demon of Luoyang, who eats a trench and grows wise, and it is estimated that he has forgotten that I am the "master book" he sealed, otherwise I live in his house, but I am holding Zheng Beiyou's Yulu, such an act of eating in a bowl and staring at the pot, I am afraid that I will become the object of his focus and fragrance.

Through getting along for a long time, I found that I really have the heart of a villain, the belly of a gentleman, don't say that Zhang Mazi and I have disappeared all day long, that is, the dog master poked Luoyang's sky out of a hole, I guess this guy will only gloat and applaud.

It can be seen that Lu Yao's mind is definitely beyond what I can guess now, and his city is as deep as a deep pool, so I only feel that if the mud bodhisattva is really as easy to divination and calculate, in this seemingly peaceful eastern capital, maybe some earth-shattering events will really happen.

As for what kind of shock it will be, I can't imagine it with my shallow cognition, otherwise I wouldn't have been a guest in the Phantom Sword Book League for a living, repeating monotonous and boring excerpts day after day, compiling the gazetteers of various states and counties.

Facts have proved that if a novel thing goes on like this for a long time, repeated again and again, even a light-hearted and pleasant work will become boring, not to mention burying one's head in the front of the case every day, sometimes pondering, sometimes scratching one's head and meditating, which in itself is a seemingly leisurely, but in fact requires racking your brains and paying full attention.

Although I was tired of noise for more than half a month in the book league, I found that Zhao Qiansun was a ruthless person who could endure loneliness and boredom.

I was busy with the task at hand, except for eating, drinking, and going to the toilet, the rest of the time I was watching what he was doing.

So, driven by curiosity, I took a closer look and was instantly blinded.

Seeing that my expression was a little exaggerated, Zhao Qiansun looked at me and showed a familiar smile: "You know how to practice, look at how well I write?" ”

I was beyond words!

I focused my eyes earnestly on the parchment roll, and in addition to surprise, there was indescribable shock in my eyes.

"It's ...... Magic tricks? ”

Zhao Qiansun pouted and said: "What's the fuss, I have been compiling this kind of cultivation secret for decades, which year did not write ten books and eight books, if you are interested in this volume of heart tips, you can take it back and practice it." ”

I saw that the text on the parchment scroll was mixed with strange patterns and runes, and there were a lot of detailed explanations of moves in the middle of the period.

After reading a few paragraphs carefully, I suddenly felt that there was still great room for improvement in my understanding and comprehension, and the secrets of the magic compiled by Zhao Qiansun were as obscure as the Taoist scriptures, and the content was so complex that it seemed to be beyond the scope of a scholar and literati.

I'm used to seeing low-key and subtle high-ranking people, and I've also seen hidden masters like dog masters who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and now I don't dare to judge people by their appearance.

"Shouldn't you also be too lazy to take care of worldly trivial matters and hide from the pure masters of the rivers and lakes?"

I didn't seem so excited, if this kind of thing was known by Feng Tang Xiuji, he was probably the most excited one.

Zhao Qiansun was very helpless, shook his head and said: "I want to have the ability to go to heaven and earth to stir up the wind and clouds, how can I use a pen to write in my heart." ”

"But you're ...... Where did you learn this skill of compiling the secrets of magic, if you are not a cultivator, who would dare to believe that a layman who does not know how to practice can write this thing. ”

Who knew that Zhao Qiansun directly retorted: "According to what you mean, how did the first person who knew the five tones invent and define the five tones?" How did the first person to write create words and make people learn from them? ”

“……”

I was instantly dumbfounded when I was asked.

"Besides, if you don't know the five notes, you can't play and sing? The remarks and articles of the ancient sages were not written by the sages themselves, so it can be seen that the cultivation secrets have little to do with the cultivators who have buried their heads in hard work, and perhaps the first magic secret in the cultivation world was fabricated out of thin air, and it just happened to be successfully cultivated......

It's not impossible, it's just that there's no way to make a substantive and valid argument.

I was stunned for a long time by Zhao Qiansun's words, and after thinking about it carefully, I asked a few more questions: "Since you don't know about cultivation, how can you fully understand the characteristics of cultivators, so as to compile the secrets of imaginative techniques out of thin air?" The tricks and methods of cultivation are difficult to make up nonsense, or even to correct them. ”

Zhao Qiansun agreed with my doubts: "So I have to have someone willing to try this set of secret scrolls." ”

"It's small to practice this kind of thing, and if you accidentally explode and die, then you'll be whining and mourning, who dares to try this unreliable magic secret!"

Pointing to the manuscripts on the shelves and the scrolls that had been bound with needles and threads, Zhao Qiansun said proudly: "I thought the same thing before, and then I had the mentality of trying it out, and sent the magic secrets I made up to the auction houses and various chambers of commerce, as a result, this kind of magic secrets were not only robbed madly, but also caused a big fight among several families, so it can be seen that my set of theories has long been beyond the scope of many people's understanding and cognition, so the more obscure and profound the magic secrets are written, the more they can arouse the curiosity of the greedy, Instead of making any progress, it left the contenders in self-doubt. ”

I sneered at Zhao Qiansun, thinking that you are such a trickster, are you not afraid that you will have a son in the future?

This kind of lack of morality is beyond even Lu Yao's reach, no wonder hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans are educated, this is true!

"If you do this, aren't you afraid that one day you will walk on the street and be put in a sack from your back, and then dragged to the wilderness and beaten up?"

"If I don't go out, it's over, it's hard to see someone specifically find out about the Phantom Sword Book League and teach me another lesson."

I was utterly speechless.

"No wonder you've been staying in the Book League."

"Later, in order to make this more interesting and dramatic, I put some of the scrolls in caves and dilapidated temples, and then created a sign that some master was hiding here, so that the lucky ones who had harvested the secret could test my masterpiece......"

Hearing this, I felt a disdain in my heart, if he really had to be explored and encountered by someone one day, and he would make no progress in cultivating indiscriminately, how could he not draw water with a bamboo basket, and it would be empty.

"If you do too much of this kind of thing, you are not afraid of thunder and thunder?"

"Don't be afraid, I'll stay in the house, and the thunder won't hit."

Hearing this, I fell into a state of speechlessness again.

"Oh, by the way, what kind of magic secrets do you think suits your interests, you can take them to practice, maybe you can practice them?"

Zhao Qiansun behaved extremely generously, so frightened that I hurriedly resisted and shook my head: "Forget it, my cultivation is low, and I only have the strength of two breaths, I don't want to go crazy and stop at my current strength." ”

Seeing that my attitude is like this, Zhao Qiansun said indifferently: "Whatever you want." ”

I breathed a long sigh of relief, as if I had been amnestied, and then I was ready to slip away, ready to go home and have a good rest, and insisted on meditating and practicing every night, my mental state has shown fatigue and malaise, but even so, in the matter of cultivation, I still dare not relax, I have to say, self-discipline will make people addicted, no wonder Zhang Mazi is making rapid progress, all this may be due to the factor of talent, but I believe in God to reward hard work.

……

Zhao Qiansun made up nonsense, and the parchment scroll that wrote the secret of the spell fell into the hands of Feng Tang Xiuji within a few days, and when I saw that this Mobei swordsman was tirelessly indulging in it, and was studying with a difficult face, I almost didn't choke my cheeks into the color of a monkey's buttocks.

Because the text of this volume of magic secrets is obscure and obscure, Feng Tang Xiuji really struggled to read it, and I saw that he looked embarrassed, and immediately concluded that he must have read it with a mushy head.

In order not to discourage Feng Tang Xiuji's enthusiasm, I acted as if I didn't know anything, and I neither cared too much about it, nor did I expose Zhao Qiansun's pranks.

I hope that Feng Tang Xiuji can understand one or two supreme essences from the secrets of this volume, and it will not be in vain for him to rack his brains and humbly seek advice from the readers of the entire book alliance, otherwise, with his knowledge, if he wants to recognize the words in the parchment scroll, he will not get the Year of the Monkey.

It is also difficult for Feng Tang Xiuji, who is obsessed with cultivation and knife skills, he came to Luoyang this time, and he has a history of stepping on the pit, plus he was deceived this time, and the jokes he made in the Eastern Capital this time can be said to be complete.

Fortunately, Zhao Qiansun hid it deep enough, and the content of the magic secret was obscure and profound enough, otherwise if Feng Tang Xiuji really practiced well, it would really be to the point where he couldn't drink cold water and stuff his teeth.

This is enough to show the importance of reading, at least in this kind of thing I will not be fooled.

It is said that the rivers and lakes are sinister, and the world is mercenary, but if you really want to meet a person like Zhao Qiansun who is unvirtuous and unfavorable to himself, he has suffered a dumb loss and wasted his expectations of unlucky people, where can he be reasonable?

is also Feng Tang Xiuji, a frank and unrestrained man in the rivers and lakes, he is one of the few people I have seen who has no eyes and scheming, such people are really few, but they are also stupid and cute!

People in the world often say that "hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated", if the hooligans are thankless, it is purely for the sake of pranks, and the deceived master can only consider himself unlucky.

I was just an ordinary guest in the Phantom Sword Book League, so I could stay away from the little farce in the Book League, and naturally chose to hang high.

Thinking that Zhao Qiansun was able to deceive a large group of people and has not been discovered so far, maybe the magic secrets he compiled may really be cultivated, could it be that the auction houses and chambers of commerce in Luoyang City are all wine bags and rice bags?