Chapter Seventy-Four: This Is the Smoker?

"Grandpa, can you put out your cigarettes, this smell is too strong......" Wu Dan couldn't stand the smell, she turned her head and shouted at the old man.

The old man was an interesting man, and he happily shook the cigarette holder on his shoe.

The driver sniffed carefully with his nose and felt a little inexplicable: "Is there a smell?" I can't smell it, your doll's nose is weird. ”

Wu Dan ignored the bald uncle, glanced at the rearview mirror in the car, and then turned to look at the old man, she sat in the co-pilot's seat nervously, and subconsciously took out the master knife from the toolbox.

"Uncle, this grandfather's business is not so easy to take, the road has to be seen clearly......"

There was a steep uphill road ahead, and during the high incidence of traffic accidents, the driver did not dare to be careless, so he hung up a gear and climbed up slowly.

Halfway through the climb, I found that there was also a van parked around the corner, and the headlights were also on.

"Diang~"

The road was very narrow, and the bald uncle honked his horn to signal the car in front to retreat to the fork in the road to make way for his van.

"Peng!"

The driver in front opened the car door, walked to the window of the bald uncle's car, and handed the bald uncle a cigarette: "Brother, the business is broad, and you are still running a car so late." ”

He is wearing a red shirt, a pair of nondescript denim ripped pants underneath, a standard "kill Matt" head shape, and he seems to be the age of the bald uncle, but compared to the bald uncle, his dress is more "riotous".

"Brother, where are you going?"

"Oh, I'll take this little doll to Yanghuai Village, and the uncle in the back will go back to Yunwu Village, just by the way, I'll give him a ride."

"There are so many people rushing to the scene in Yunwu Village today, and the people in this car I pulled are all returning to Yunwu."

The bald uncle took the inferior cigarette in his hand, lit it with a lighter, and put it in his mouth: "Brother, your face is a little unfamiliar, you are new to the industry, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I still have to rely on my brother to take care of it in the future."

Wu Dan was a little impatient when he heard this: "Uncle, why are you still setting up a dragon gate array?" I'm still in a hurry to get home! ”

The bald uncle took a few puffs of the cigarette in his hand and threw it out of the car window: "Brother, you drive the car to the fork in the back, this baby can't stand it." ”

"If you want it, you want it."

He got back into his car, drove slowly to the fork in the road, and stopped where he was.

"Wait a minute, young man, I'll go down and pee."

"This uncle, it's good, you slip a little ......"

The old man put the dry tobacco in his seat, opened the door, and dragged his pants towards a small tree nearby.

Wu Dan bent down and reached out to take the dry tobacco in the back seat, "I really admire those paper-binding craftsmen, who even make dry tobacco so realistically......

"Little baby, what nonsense are you talking about?" The bald uncle is like a monk who is confused.

She handed the dry tobacco to the bald uncle and took a deep breath: "Uncle, you shouldn't have asked him to get in the car." ”

"it!" The bald uncle couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and the dry smoke in his hand made him feel excited.

The surface of this dry tobacco is very ordinary, at first glance there is nothing special, only to find that its weight is too light, as if it is folded with paper, the only weight is from the smoke pipe, it is strung together with two living index fingers, although the outside is wrapped with a layer of paper, but the feel is special, and the blood oozing out of the gap is irreplaceable.

The bald uncle's face turned pale, and he hurriedly threw this special "dry smoke" out of the car window, and spat a few mouthfuls outside: "Bad luck!" Bad luck ......"

"Uncle, look at the money that 'old man' gave you."

The bald uncle took out the change from his trouser pocket, and his heart was cold: "This, what is this special thing......

The large stack of change all turned gray, and Taizu's avatar was replaced by a "fierce god" wearing an official hat, and the top was impressively written "Huaxia Tiandi Bank." ”

He simply threw the pile of dark coins out of the car window, and looked at Wu Dan incredulously, his face turned pale: "Baby, how do you seem to know everything?" Aren't you ...... too?"

The bald uncle seemed to have thought of something terrifying, quickly unbuckled his seat belt, hurriedly ran to the window of the "non-mainstream" driver in front, opened the door directly, and sat in the co-pilot's seat: "Brother! Fast! Let's go! I'm a ghost! ”

"Dude, what the hell are you talking about?"

"I've cleared the road for you, you go back and drive, why are you running to me, I'm impatient to wait for the passengers in this car......"

The bald uncle stared blankly at the rearview mirror in his car window, beads of sweat the size of soybeans on his forehead.

"it!!"

The bald uncle opened the car door with a puff of smoke and returned to his van, he was now beginning to doubt his life, and dared to love the ghost of the brother who pulled the car......

He looked at Wu Dan tremblingly, like a wronged child: "Baby, although I am usually greedy and drive a black car to collect black money, I have not done anything that hurts the heavens and reason!" Please! Get out of my car with that uncle! I'm old and young......"

"Stop!" U Thant impatiently interrupted the bald uncle.

"Uncle, you seem to have misunderstood something."

"I'm human, and the reason why I was able to identify that 'old man' was related to my profession."

The bald uncle looked confused: "You won't tell me...... You're a Taoist, aren't you......"

"Of course I'm not a Taoist priest, I'm Duangong. I was born with yin and yang eyes, and I am naturally able to see things that you can't see. ”

"I'm relieved to know that you're human......" The bald uncle finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Wu Dan thought his words were strange, but she didn't delve into it, she handed the token to the bald uncle, and the knife was tightly clenched in her hand: "Uncle, when he comes back in a while, you pretend that you don't know anything, and find an excuse not to let him get in the car." ”

"If he forcibly gets into the car and tries to hurt you, you can knock on that token, it will have the effect of deterring him, and I will take care of the rest."

The bald uncle was a little confused, and nodded as if he didn't understand, he always felt that the little girl in front of him was not very reliable.

"The uncle in front of me is also in big trouble tonight, he pulled a cart of special 'people', he is afraid that he will have to explain here, let's see the situation later."

Wu Dan took a deep breath: "Uncle, have you heard everything clearly?" ”

It took him a long time to react, and he nodded habitually.

The old man staggered to the window with a cane: "Young man, give me a cigarette......

The bald uncle kept shivering, trembling and took out half a pack of cigarettes from his jacket and forcibly sent out a cigarette.

He stuffed the cigarette into his mouth and chewed it directly, and the mechanical movement made the bald uncle feel very uncomfortable, and he was dumbfounded: "Is this what people call 'smokers'?" ”

"Boy, if it's all right, I'll get in the car......"

"Wait a minute!"

The bald uncle pointed to the car in front of him, "Uncle...... You see, how beautiful the night view is, or ...... Are you appreciating appreciation? ”

Wu Dan let out a long sigh, she looked at the bald uncle helplessly, looking like "hating iron does not make steel".