U Thant went to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles, brought it to the living room and walked on the sofa, turning on the TV.

"All day's events, pay attention tonight, welcome to watch the evening news that is being broadcast, first look at the current political news......"

At about 16 o'clock, a black off-road vehicle knocked over more than 10 electric bicycles on the side of Binjiang Road in the East District, and the incident is currently under further investigation......

"At about 20 o'clock, when the No. 22 bus in the Eastern District passed the Yangtze River Bridge, a female passenger beat the bus driver, causing the vehicle to lose control and fall into the rolling Yangtze River ......"

"Because of the violence and savagery of this passenger, not only did he pay the price of his own life, but also took 14 lives, I hope that the masses will take this as a warning and avoid similar tragedies from happening again......"

Wu Dan sighed, turned off the TV in a happy way, went to the kitchen to wash the pot, and she went to the bathroom to wash.

She sniffed the hair draped over her shoulders, "It smells like sweat." ”

U Thant turned on the faucet, climbed on the washstand, soaked his hair, squeezed a little shampoo, and scratched his head frantically.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! ”

There was a sound of heavy footsteps in the living room, and Wu Dan wiped his face with a towel, walked cautiously into the living room, and carefully checked the door lock.

"Auditory hallucinations?"

Feeling a little baffled, U Thant went back to the bathroom and continued to crawl on the sink to rub her hair.

"Boom! Boom! Knock ......"

Heavy footsteps sounded again in the living room, clearer and clearer each time, and were walking towards the bathroom.

U Thant bent down to look behind him, and a pair of flip-flops appeared at the bathroom door.

Wu Dan turned around suddenly, his pupils shrank, and he released his yin and yang eyes, and there was no terrifying sight around the flip-flops, just a thick cloud of black smoke around it.

"Remnants?" Relieved, U Thant dried her hair with a blow blow blow and swung the flip-flops back into place, taping a pu'an charm on them.

"You give me a little peace, I don't have time to fool around with you here." U Thant glanced meaningfully at the flip-flops, returned to the bedroom and closed the door, throwing himself on the bed.

She was already a little tired, and she lay on the bed and glanced at it before falling asleep.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”

The wardrobe at the foot of the bed suddenly shook violently and crumbled.

"What is this for...... Was there an earthquake......"

Reluctantly, U Thant opened his eyes, got out of bed, and opened the wardrobe.

The few clothes in the closet floated around for no reason, slapping Wu Thant's face.

Wu Dan's pupils narrowed, and he glanced at the clothes, frowning slightly: "You guys are so floating, does the old man of Hades know?" ”

The clothes in the wardrobe stopped for a while, and Wu Dan's words surprised them deeply, and the sleeves pointed at Wu Dan, hesitated for a long time and floated wantonly in the closet.

"So crazy?"

U Thant took out the black bowl from the toolbox and placed it in front of the wardrobe, and when they saw it, they instantly fell silent.

"Brother Yun, you help take care of this place, if these guys are not honest, you will swallow them."

The wardrobe closed abruptly, and there was no more movement inside.

"Sample, I can't cure you anymore."

U Thant threw himself back on the bed, covered himself with a bed, and slept until dawn......

Early the next morning, Wu Dan got out of bed and opened the wardrobe, and found that one or two clothes in it had been torn, she picked up the bowl on the ground, "Brother Yun, thank you." ”

Wu Thant put the bowl back in the toolbox and pointed to the clothes inside: "If you are making trouble in the future, I will burn you all." ”

The clothes in the closet hung silently on it, and the surface was calm, but in fact it had begun to "restless".

The Taoist priests don't dare to do anything to us, you say burn it?

We're ghosts too!

“……”

U Thant closed the closet, went to the bathroom to wash his face, and went out with his toolbox.

The nearby tenants all looked at Wu Dan with strange eyes, and there was only surprise left on their faces, and the fat aunt saw Wu Dan go downstairs and took the initiative to walk over: "Beauty, are you going to move away so soon?" Stay a few more days? ”

"Let's go? Who said I was leaving, I just went out and looked for a job. ”

"Forehead......" The fat aunt was a little surprised.

"Did you sleep well last night?"

Wu Dan nodded: "Well, it's quite lively." ”

"What's that?" The fat aunt looked confused.

Wu Dan smiled at the fat aunt and left the Suzaku community leisurely.

The fat aunt looked at Wu Dan's back and sighed: "This girl, there is something ......"

U Thant took a look around the neighborhood and finally chose a funeral home.

An old man sat in a rocking chair with a newspaper in his hand, and when he saw Wu Dan walking in, he immediately stood up and said with a smile: "Welcome to Huang Sanyuan Funeral Home, the funeral service is one-stop, you are satisfied, I am Huang Sanyuan." ”

Wu Dan said lightly: "Uncle, are you still recruiting people here?" ”

The old man suddenly became serious and looked at the girl in front of him: "Are you here to apply?" ”

Wu Dan nodded hurriedly: "Oh, yes, yes, yes. ”

"Then you can go, we have no shortage of people here."

Wu Dan looked around, "Uncle, I see that you are the only one up and down in this hall, are you busy?" ”

"You don't care about that, we don't hire women here anyway."

Wu Dan frowned slightly, and instantly smiled again: "Uncle, don't underestimate me, I came from the countryside and am very good at dealing with the dead." ”

"Well, why are you so tough, girl? It's not as easy as you think......"

"Uncle, don't worry, I'm angry, and my psychological quality is also very good, so there's nothing wrong with me at all." Wu Dan hurriedly interrupted the old man.

The old man couldn't resist Wu Dan, and took out a waiver agreement from the bar: "Okay, this is your own choice, sign it first." ”

Wu Thant did not hesitate, and directly picked up the pen and signed his name on it.

"I'm here to work at night and rest during the day, your job is to be an undertaker, that is, to put on makeup for the dead, and you can report here again at 8 o'clock tomorrow night."

"Okay."

Wu Dan excitedly walked out of the funeral parlor and drank a bowl of porridge in the snack bar.

"Get out of here!"

A group of men with dyed hair walked into the snack bar menacingly, led by a bald man with stud earrings, a scorpion tattooed around his neck, and a cigarette in his mouth.

"Lao Tzu asks you! Has anyone seen a stinky bitch with a red birthmark on the left side of her face?! ”

Everyone focused their attention on U Thant, and no one dared to speak.

"Damn! It's dumb, aren't they!? ”

The man in charge casually mentioned a woman and glanced at her face, "So you're hiding here!" ”

The man who sat next to the woman stood up suddenly and whispered: "Brother, this has nothing to do with my wife, she just has a bloody mole on the left side of her face, it's not a fetal ......."

"it!" Before he could finish his sentence, he was kicked away by the bald man.

U Thant sat in the corner with his back to them, silently drinking porridge without saying a word.

"Take this stinky woman away from Lao Tzu!"

After the bald man finished speaking, the dyed little brother behind him hurriedly dragged the woman with a bloody mole out and pressed her into the van.

The bald man shook the cigarette butt and walked out.

"Wait a minute."

Wu Dan got up from his chair and faced the bald man: "I heard, you are looking for me?" ”