Chapter 4: Cooking Wine on the Hokage
Although Senluo has the world in mind (?) But the reality is:
"It's like a posthumous photo..."
The Hokage's office resounded with a thousand hands and a thousand hands, and the three generations of old men wearing Hokage's robes and hats knocked on the table helplessly.
"Boy, did you curse yourself like that? How unlucky! ”
Since you become a ninja, of course, you have to take a photo and register it. And the thousand-handed Senluo, who complained about his 'formal photos', waved his hand.
"I don't believe in fate, I only believe in strength."
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"Now that you've become a ninja. So—"
Three generations of old men with serious faces,
"I approved your previous application."
After speaking, the 68-year-old three-generation old man who looked to be 86 years old took out a scroll and handed it to the thousand-handed Senluo with a happy face, and told the other party seriously.
"Senro, I know you're much more mature than the other kids."
"But now the ninja world has entered a rare period of peace, with us adults here. You don't have to come into contact with this hidden darkness so early..."
"Come on,"
Senluo pouted,
"Ninja is a weapon of war that is a powerful weapon of war, peace? Unless all the ninjas disappear, but in that case..."
Not to mention that ordinary people will also organize armies to fight each other, just wait until the 'Big Barrel Wood Clan' comes, do you want everyone to happily hang on the sacred tree and wait for death? Abandoning one's own martial arts is the most stupid thing to do.
"In short, whether the ninja world is peaceful or not, old man, you know it in your own heart. I'm not a three-year-old, by the way—"
Senju, who got the information of the third generation, did not leave, but:
"Old man, aren't you ready to abdicate?"
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There was a sudden silence in the office,
"You're not going to die in the Hokage position, are you?"
Facing the three generations who pulled a hat and covered their faces, Senluo talked eloquently.
"The Hokage is not a daimyo, and he can't finish the documents in his spare time, and when he fights, he is a kunai magnet. I see that you have old arms and legs, old man, shouldn't you take the initiative to abdicate and let Xian give us young people a chance? ”
"Ahem, ahem,"
A puff of smoke was blocked in his throat, and the three generations who raised their heads were full of helplessness.
"Young people? You little bastard is only a few years old this year, and you're pretending to be in front of me! Hokage..."
Is it so easy to be, and how many people in Konoha today are qualified for this position? The three generations couldn't help but flash in their minds a certain old guy with half a face wrapped in bandages, except for himself, who could suppress the Konoha Elder Group led by Tuan Zang?
"Old man, you are too underestimating people."
Senluo, who was originally going to leave, is also energetic, three generations, you don't really think that Konoha is unmanned, right?
"Oh, tell me about it."
In the face of Senluo, who has shown unusually mature since he was a child, the three generations have long stopped seeing him as a simple child.
What's more, three generations of themselves, at Sen Luo's age, the number of human lives in his hands is more than ten fingers!
"Jiraiya, I won't talk about the two of Tsunade, they are more than enough to be a Hokage. Just talking about the inside of this village: Kakashi, people give the nickname Five Five... Ahem, ahem, copy ninja. Mastering thousands of ninjutsu, can you be the Hokage? ”
"Although Kakashi's strength is good, he also writes wheels when he is successful, and he also writes wheels when he loses. Without the Uchiha bloodline, that eye was too much of a burden on him, and he was out of breath after only a few minutes of fighting. When the Hokage..."
That's because you don't know he has a divine power plug-in with soil!
"And what about my master Maitkai? This is the famous Kaihuang... Konoha Blue Beast! The eight secret techniques are in the body, as long as you are serious, it is effortless for the seven people to kick a ninja sword. ”
Ninja Seven: No, no, let's get out ourselves.
"It's not like you kid doesn't know the price of the Eight Gate Dunjia! Even if it is Maitkai Shangnin, it will be life-threatening to use it a few more times. When the Hokage must be on the front line, do you want your master to be crippled early? ”
Makes sense, and if Kai doesn't exercise but reviews documents...
The picture is too beautiful to look at.
"Hinata Hinata Hinata is known as the first wealthy family in Konoha Hitomi, and the people of the family are stable and open-eyed, and there are many middle and upper forbearances. Can it be the Hokage? ”
The third generation smiled,
"The Hyuga family is more than successful, but not enterprising, and the soft fist can only be close to the body, and the defects are too big to be the Hokage."
That's because even his family doesn't know that there is such a thing as a reincarnation eye!
"There is a person with an easy-going personality and a wide range of friends, who is one of the 'Guardian Ninja Twelve', Uncle Asma, who can be the Hokage?"
"Don't mention that unfilial son!"
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"It doesn't work, it doesn't work either. So—"
Thousand-Handed Senro turned around and waved the scroll in his hand.
"It seems that this Hokage's position can only be me!"
"Just wait for me to kick you off, three generations old man!"
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"Get out of here!"
The furious three generations waved their hands impatiently, but when they were buried in the documents, the corners of the old man's mouth involuntarily brought a smile.
"Let me retire and go home and spend more time with Konohamaru? How dare you say it, little bastard..."
Hokage, if only he would be willing to take over.
Others...
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"Hokage,"
After traveling to this world for so many years, as a person who can enter and leave the Hokage's office at will, Senju Moriro can be regarded as having seen what a Hokage is. The scenery in front of people is more than ten seconds, and people suffer for more than ten years. It's almost a portrayal of the Hokage!
Take Konoha Hidden Village as an example: the main urban area is about 40 million square meters, with a population of more than 100,000. Plus the Hyuga family, the oil girl family, the Inuzuka family, the Akido family, the Nara family, the Yamanaka family, the Sarutobi family, the Shimura family...
There are also families like Senju Moriro and Kurama Yakumo, which have declined, and it can be said that a thousand and trivial things every day can make Hokage's blood pressure explode! The two families had a conflict and insisted on their own words. What can the Hokage do? Wiped out both families in one move?
What, delegate authority to someone else to deal with?
People are selfish, and they will definitely go to their own family. Senluo secretly speculated that the three generations acquiesced to what Tuan Zang did, on the one hand, of course, he needed a dark person who 'took the blame', and on the other hand:
I guess Tuan Zang is really able to think about Konoha wholeheartedly.,Although the means are really a little...
"Forget it, none of this is my business."
Thousand-armed Moriro raised his head and looked at the blue sky and white clouds, the Hokage was too far away. What we need to do now is -
"Let me see, this guy named 'Shennong' is there."
This is the world of Naruto, but the world doesn't revolve around just the Hokage. The five major countries, as well as many smaller countries and those ninja villages that have disappeared into history, are all real existence. For example, the information obtained from the three generations in the hands of Senluo of the Thousand Hands:
The country of the sky that was destroyed in the Second Shinobi War, and the old ruins of the empty ninja village!
and the leader who is a respected doctor on the surface, who travels around major countries to treat diseases and save people, but secretly steals information.
Shen nong!
"Not to mention the character of this empty ninja, but the ninja's ability still has a few brushes."
Being able to quietly steal key secrets from the five major countries is worthy of being the boss of a village. And his research on the flesh is also at its peak, and even after Orochimaru was cut off by three generations, he was cured by the secret technique of flesh activation from him.
pity
In order to revitalize the empty ninja, he tried to master the 'zero tail' with the yin attribute chakra as the main body. Shennong also followed the old path of a villain, extracting chakra (life force) from innocent villagers, using his own apprentices, preparing to attack Konoha and so on... It can be said that it is a good death.
And his purpose:
Dreams are beautiful, but they are not realistic.
It's just a 'zero tail', it's hard to say whether you can pass the toad Wentai, and compete with the five ninja villages? It's also difficult for Shennong, the leader.
Of course, the empty ninja is not without merit.
First of all, the air ninja are all good at wind escape, so they send out a lot of hang-gliding and other ninjutsu, with the help of these gliding wings and wind escape ninjutsu, they can do high-speed assault from the sky like a bomber, basically immune to most ninjutsu.
Secondly, they also built a flying fortress called 'Ankbandian'. Being able to provide a platform for a ninja who have run out of chakras to rest is a very good thing in Senjutsu Moriro's opinion.
There is an old saying in the previous life: the army is dirty, the navy is ocean, and the air force is a big hooligan!
The Air Force is not only engaged in large-scale aerial reconnaissance and high-speed maneuvers ignoring the terrain, but also has the calmness to come and go whenever it wants. And I can only blow you up, but you can't touch my advantage. What's more—
"The Air Force continues to develop, and that is space science and technology. This is the right way! ”
So, that's why Senluo Senluo hit the idea on Kunin and Shennong, who are rare in the ninja world to specialize in technology.
"It is incumbent upon our generation to revitalize empty forbearance!"