Chapter Ninety-Six: Wine Glass or Night Pot?
There is an unwritten rule in Xiliang that the plaque officially issued by the yamen cannot be damaged.
If someone maliciously damages it, it will be jailed and punished.
Of course, Shen Changge didn't understand this, this was all Xie Yichen's idea.
As long as she carries this plaque, at least in Chunfeng Town, no one dares to stop her.
Sun Scarzi disagreed.
"Am I afraid of you if there is a plaque?" He rolled his eyes and sneered contemptuously.
Before he could finish speaking, he gave him a heavy high-five.
Suddenly, more than a dozen big men sprang out of the woods on the mountains on both sides.
"Did you see that?" Sun Scarzi held his head high proudly and sneered proudly, "As long as I give an order, they will set the explosives on the mountain on fire." When the time comes, you and your plaque will be gone. ”
"Even if someone from the county government investigates, I said that it was to build a road and blow up stones, but the stones rolled down and injured you by mistake. Say, "What is my reason for this?" ”
As soon as they heard this, the villagers were frightened and subconsciously took a few steps back.
The road was so narrow that if there was an explosion, the massive rocks that had fallen from the mountain would have hurt them.
Xie Yichen did not retreat, but took a step forward, trying to get closer to the woman.
Seeing his actions, Shen Changge only felt a warm heart.
"It's okay, it's enough for me to pull you on your back before I die!" She smiled coldly.
Before Sun Scar could react, a sharp knife was already pressed against his throat.
"Do you want to try it, whether it's your explosives fast or my knife fast!" Shen Changge put away the smile on his face and introduced endlessly, "I forgot to tell you that I have a problem, that is, my hands are easy to tremble. ”
"If any noise scares me, I'll probably cut your neck with a knife."
"But don't worry, my knife is sharp. Go down with a knife and make sure you don't feel pain. I've heard that if the knife is sharp enough and fast enough, the victim will hear a 'poof' of blood gushing out. Would you like to give it a try? ”
When she said this, her expression was extremely relaxed, as if she was not talking about murder, but about a trivial matter.
But Sun Scar firmly believes that as long as he dares to act rashly, this woman will definitely be able to cut off his head with a knife!
His legs trembled unnaturally, but he was still stiff: "Is it ...... Aren't you afraid of death? ”
Shen Changge seemed to have heard some joke, and laughed: "I, Shen Changge, have no father or mother, and I am alone, so what is there to be afraid of!" ”
I don't know why, after hearing the words "alone", Xie Yichen only felt as if his heart had been pricked by a needle.
He had long known that this woman didn't care about him so much, but hearing it from her mouth with his own ears, he still felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
"By the way, do you prefer cross-cutting or beveling?" Shen Changge felt that he was still relatively kind, and patiently asked for the opinions of the parties, "I suggest that it is better to cut it horizontally, so that the knife edge is more beautiful." ”
She said as she measured the position on Sun Scar's neck.
Sun Scar was so frightened that he didn't even dare to breathe, lest if he moved slightly, this woman would kill him with a knife!
It's true that he is a wicked man, but a wicked man is also afraid of death!
"Let's cut it diagonally." Shen Changge thought for a while and said, "Although this cut is not beautiful enough, it is more labor-saving." In the future, your little brother can find a master to process it, or make a wine glass, or make a night pot, which is excellent. ”
"Do you know how to make wine glasses? In fact, it is to pry your skull off, polish it, and it can become a fine wine glass. To tell you the truth, the fan gang likes this kind of wine glass, and only the princes and nobles can use it. When the time comes, if you buy a good price, you will ask your subordinates for half of it. ”
Sun Scar's scalp tingled when he listened.
His skull is gone, what more money do you need!
Suddenly, a fly got into the nose of a dozen hands.
He didn't hold back for a while, and sneezed directly.
Shen Chang Singer trembled slightly, Sun Scar's frightened soul flew away, and he only felt a warm current flowing down between his legs.
Suddenly, the stuffy air was filled with a strong smell of urine.
"Don't, third sister, don't shake your hands!" With a white face, he stumbled and said, "I...... I'm kidding you! ”
"Don't worry, I'll let everyone leave."
What if you don't go?
Do you really want to stay and make a night pot with his head?
Shen Changge immediately shook his head: "This is not good. You're here to build a road for Sheung Shui Village, what will happen to this road if you leave? ”
"I ...... I give money! Sun Scar's face was white, and he yelled at the thug angrily, "Bastard, why don't you hurry up and give the money to the third sister?" ”
When the thug heard this, he rummaged through his whole body, and only then did he gather a few pieces of shiny broken silver
Shen Changge glanced at it and sneered contemptuously: "Is this a road or a latrine?" Sun Scar, are you playing with me? ”
"No, no, no, how dare I." Sun Scarzi said tremblingly, "We were so busy that we forgot to bring it." Otherwise, I'll give you an IOU, and I'll deliver it myself another day. ”
When Shen Changge heard this, he glanced at Xie Yichen.
Xie Yichen understood, and placed the paper and pen prepared in advance on the recliner where Sun Scar had sit.
"Go write it!" Shen Changge kicked Sun Scar over, and said viciously, "If I find out what tricks you want to play, don't blame the knife in my hand for not recognizing people!" ”
Looking at the sharp knife against his throat, even if Sun Scar had great courage, he didn't dare to be a demon.
He held the pen and wrote stroke by stroke.
It's really ugly, but I can barely understand it.
After finishing writing, Sun Scarzi looked at her tremblingly: "That...... I...... I didn't bring ink! ”
Shen Changge grabbed his hand and slashed it directly on his finger with a knife.
Looking at the blood on his fingertips, Sun Scar wanted to scold angrily.
He seriously doubted that the scourge was not a woman at all.
Is there such a vicious woman in the world?
scolded and scolded, but Sun Scar still reluctantly put a bloody handprint on the IOU.
Shen Changge picked up the IOU and gave it to Yang Songnian casually: "I'll leave the money to you, Uncle Yang." If Sun Scar dares to be a demon again, you will come to me. ”
"After you get the money, you will be troubled by the road construction."
Until he received the IOU, Yang Songnian still didn't come back to his senses.
So, that's it?
There are hundreds of people up and down in Sheung Shui Village, but none of them are powerful?
Shen Changge looked at Sun Scar coldly, and said viciously: "I won't kill you, not because I'm afraid, but because I don't want to get my hands dirty!" Next time, I will take everyone in Shangshui Village to the county government to file a complaint. ”
"No, there will be no next time." Sun Scar bent over and nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
Shen Changge didn't believe his nonsense, but she wasn't afraid.
This grandson's scar is clearly a paper tiger, and there is nothing to be afraid of.
At this time, Xie Yichen stepped forward and said with a smile: "Lady, can those people on the mountain come down?" Those explosives, maybe we can still use them to build roads. ”
In order to save his life, Sun Scar could only order those people to go down the mountain and hand over the gunpowder.
When they saw the pile of gunpowder, the villagers' faces turned white with fright.
If this really ignited the gunpowder, let alone Shen Changge, who was standing at the forefront, even they would not be spared.
Xie Yichen briefly counted the number, and looked at the big men with a smile: "If you guess correctly, there should be more on the mountain, right?" ”