Chapter 205: I Want to Sleep with My Father
"Alright, don't just stand there and talk." Shen Changge smiled and urged, "Sit down, the food is almost cold." ”
"Xiaobao, come out and wash your hands and eat!"
Hearing the voice, Xiaobao immediately walked out of the utility room with two little short legs.
He scooped a scoop of water from the jar with a scoop made of a gourd and poured it into the wooden basin.
Shen Changge loves cleanliness, so Mrs. Toqi brought some soap from the county town and used it for washing her hands and clothes.
Xiaobao soaked his white and tender little hands in the water, and then picked up the soap, and his two little hands were full of bubbles.
After washing up, he obediently sat down at the table.
Although Shen Changge made a lot of money, most of the things at home were not replaced.
She didn't plan to stay here for a long time, she saved most of the money she could.
When the business grows in the future, she is ready to move out of Sheung Shui Village, at least she has to settle down in the county seat.
"Why don't you eat it?" Seeing that Xiaobao was just sitting there, Shen Changge urged.
Xiaobao smiled sweetly at her: "If my mother doesn't eat it, I can't eat it!" ”
Seeing that this little chick was so sensible, Shen Changge smiled and gave him a bad goose paw.
Dinner was a little lighter, but it tasted superb.
Xiaobao only ate a small bowl of noodles, ate some food, and put down the dishes and chopsticks.
As my mother said, you can't eat too much for dinner, otherwise it will be bad for your stomach.
After dinner, Xie Yichen went to wash the dishes, while Shen Changge and Xiaobao played chess on the inner house kang.
"Mother, you've lost again!" Xiaobao smiled forward and leaned back, his eyes narrowed into a line.
Shen Changge hurriedly shook his head and reached out to get a chess piece: "No, this game just now doesn't count, I misplaced this 'cannon' by mistake!" ”
"No regrets!" Xiaobao saw it and hurriedly pressed her hand, "Mother, you can't regret chess!" ”
Hearing the laughter, Xie Yichen, who had finished washing the dishes and chopsticks, walked in.
He glanced at the simple chessboard drawn with paper on the kang, and said with a smile: "Xiaobao, you have to let your mother go." ”
Although this little chick is young, he is a must at chess.
Not to mention Shen Changge's stinky chess basket, except for Xie Yichen, almost no one in the village is his opponent.
Xiaobao listened, then withdrew his little hand and said very generously: "Then I'll let my mother have a 'car'." ”
"No, we have to add another 'horse'!" Shen Changge was a little bit inch-deep.
Although she stinks in chess, she is self-aware.
Just a "rook", I'm afraid it can't change her fate of losing.
This little chick's chess skills have thrown her more than eighteen streets!
When Xiaobao heard this, he immediately became anxious: "Then I'll just let you get a set of 'car and horse artillery'!" ”
Let a "car" and a "horse", then how can he get off!
When Shen Changge heard this, his eyes lit up suddenly: "This is what you said, don't regret it!" ”
Xiaobao wants to cry without tears.
"Dad, my mother bullied me!" He took Xie Yichen's hand, and began to complain in a muttered manner, "Let a set of 'car and horse artillery', then half of my country will be gone, and it is clear that I will lose!" ”
Shen Changge unceremoniously took away Xiaobao's set of "car and horse artillery", and smiled evilly: "The gentleman is true to his word!" ”
"Just now, you said that you want me to do it, you can't go back!"
Xiaobao retorted: "But my mother still wanted to regret chess just now, and regretting chess is not a gentleman's doing." ”
"A mother is a woman, not a gentleman." Shen Changge smiled slyly.
Seeing this woman messing around, Xiaobao's little face turned red, and she wanted to cry angrily.
Don't adults have to let some children go?
How did you get here, but it was reversed?
"Don't be angry, Daddy will do it for you." Xie Yichen patted his white and tender little hands, and said with a smile, "Isn't it just a set of 'car and horse artillery', what's so difficult about it." ”
Seeing that he was so determined, Shen Changge sneered evilly: "You must not regret it!" ”
"If you lose, you will be punished!"
Although she stinks playing chess, as Xiaobao said, without "half of the country", it is not so easy to win.
"There's nothing to regret about this." Xie Yichen smiled and sat down across from her.
Shen Changge's eyes rolled and said with a smile: "Then I'll go first!" ”
Xie Yichen nodded.
So, relying on the advantage of having many chess pieces, Shen Changge drove straight into the Yellow Dragon for a long time.
"You've lost!" She looked at the beautiful man in white with a smug smile, "How can I punish you?" ”
Xie Yichen smiled lightly and said gently: "Lady, it's you who loses." ”
"How is this possible!" Shen Changge hurriedly bowed his head.
Only then did she realize that her "handsome" had been forced into a desperate situation by the other party's two "pawns".
No matter how she goes, she can't change her fate.
"You're bullying me!" Shen Changge raised his fist and slapped the man's shoulder several times in a row.
She didn't use any force, otherwise even if this man was reinforced and iron, he would have been beaten to pieces.
Xie Yichen also laughed.
He stretched out his long arm and gently hugged her in his arms: "Who told you to only focus on attacking and forgetting to defend." ”
"Even if it's defense, I can't win against you." Shen Changge's face flushed slightly, and he said a little angrily.
Xie Yichen smiled and comforted: "It's okay, wait for me to teach you." ”
The little woman in his arms was fragrant and soft, which made him a little lovely.
Even if there is no fate, in these last few years, he wants to take care of her and make her happy.
This little woman is so stupid that she can't even comb her hair.
If he leaves, what will she do in the future?
Will other men take care of her as well as he does?
No, he had to help her with the checks.
"I don't study anymore." Shen Changge left his arms with a red face, and said with a frustrated face, "Since I was a child, I have been playing chess very stinky. ”
"I can't imagine that even a four-year-old can't win now."
Xie Yichen listened, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter.
Sometimes this little woman is very smart, sometimes she is stupid and cute.
She writes ugly, plays chess smellily, but she doesn't want to learn, she only thinks about making money.
"Mother, don't be sad, I'll let you go in the future." Seeing that she seemed to be really angry, Xiaobao hurriedly smiled and said, "You can let me as much as I want." ”
"It's okay to give me your 'handsome'?" Shen Changge asked rhetorically.
Xiaobao smiled a little unnaturally: "Of course it's no problem, as long as my mother is happy." ”
Did Shen Changge get up happy?
If you want to win chess, you have to rely on your children.
"Forget it, my mother won't play chess with you in the future." She pouted and said sadly.
Xiaobao smiled like an angel, and asked in a milky voice: "What does the mother want to compare in the future?" ”
"We're better than climbing trees!" Shen Changge smiled slyly, his eyes shining, "I'll let you father and son climb first!" ”
When Xiaobao heard this, he was so angry that he almost didn't cry.
This woman is too good a bully.
Daddy's legs are not good, and it is absolutely impossible to climb trees.
And he is not as tall as the edge of the kang, relying on these little arms and legs to win her, is that possible?
Xiaobao was angry here, but Xie Yichen looked at them with a doting face.
"Xiaobao, you can't do this." He smiled and said, "It's your mother's birthday, you have to make her happy." ”
Hearing this, Xiaobao was no longer angry.
Yes, he can't make his mother angry!
Mother and father have been very estranged recently, and he has to help them promote their relationship!
Thinking of this, the little chick quickly changed his smiling face: "Mother, why don't we go climb the tree now?" ”
"In the middle of the night, you went to climb a tree, not afraid of falling?" Shen Changge said with a smile.
Xiaobao asked, "So what are we playing now?" ”
Shen Changge thought for a while, raised his eyes and looked at Xie Yichen: "Why don't you tell a story?" ”
As soon as he heard this, Xiaobao clapped his hands and laughed: "Mother, my father's story is ugly." ”
"In the past, he told me stories, all of which were 'advance and retreat', 'hiding and living', so boring!"
Survival?
What is the use of the house?
What's the story?
Seeing the doubts in the little woman's eyes, Xie Yichen explained: "These are all allusions in the Four Books and Five Classics. ”
Four Books and Five Classics?
When he was in school, Shen Changge had learned a little, but he had never heard these two allusions.
She has been studying for many years and has arrived in the Western Liang Kingdom, and she seems to be almost the same as illiterate.
"Forget it, you can just talk about it." She laughs.
Xie Yichen hesitated for a while, and then told a story from the Book of Songs.
Well, his story is really not very good, and Xiaobao has been dozing off all the time.
"Come, dad will take you back to the house and sleep." Xie Yichen saw it, and reached out to hug Xiaobao.
Xiaobao shook his head, yawned and said, "No, I want to sleep with my mother." ”
"How old are the children, and they still have to sleep with their mothers." Xie Yichen said angrily, "I will get out of bed in the spring of next year." ”
"Then we will divide it again at the beginning of spring next year!" Xiaobao hugged Shen Changge's arm and said coquettishly, "I'm going to follow my mother." ”
Seeing that this little chick was so clingy to her, Shen Changge thought for a while and said, "Why don't you let him sleep with me for one night." ”
The woman had spoken, and Xie Yichen was inconvenient to refuse.
He nodded and said, "Then you can rest too, and I will go to sleep too." ”
When Xiaobao heard this, he grabbed his sleeve: "Don't, I want to sleep with you and my mother!" ”
Xie Yichen listened and subconsciously glanced at Shen Changge.