Chapter 54: Xiao Zhan, You're Not Normal!
In the early morning, the sun is soft, and the waterfalls and pools shimmer.
The birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the air is filled with fresh breath.
But
A black, smelly man rushed over and spoiled the beautiful picture.
"Poof!" With a bang,
Xiao Zhan turned 720 degrees in the air from the ten-meter-high shore, and plunged into the pool with the perfect posture of winning the gold medal in the Olympic high platform diving.
The water in Shen Tan is very cool, and in the early morning of early April, it is even a little cold, but it has a good cleansing effect on Xiao Zhan's body.
All kinds of fish in the pool less than ten meters deep have fallen into bad luck because of the arrival of Xiao Zhan's beautiful high platform diving!
The black things on the surface of Xiao Zhan's body are actually impurities in his body.
The three-day retreat made Xiao Zhan's cultivation improve by leaps and bounds, and the impurities in his body were discharged a little too much, which frightened the fish to flee in all directions.
The slow-running fish was polluted by the stinky "ink" and immediately turned white and floated to the surface.
All dizzy!
Xiao Zhan stripped naked and washed white, his body was clean and comfortable, but he was very embarrassed in his heart.
How can you base your happiness on the pain of the fish?
"Oh, fish, fish, I'll leave at once, and I won't let you suffer.
You won't die, you'll wake up in a while.
Sin, sin! β
Xiao Zhan hurriedly climbed ashore, put on a pair of underwear, and hurriedly ran back to the Nine Heavens Feiliu Villa.
"Hey, the lord's body is quite strong! I didn't find out when I wore clothes before! β
Xiangzi watched Xiao Zhan "run naked" back with an appreciative face, he used to call Xiao Zhan "lord".
The word "head of the family" always feels that it is not as atmospheric as "the lord".
Xiangzi likes to watch plays, and the heroes and heroes in the drama are all following the "lord" to fight in the south and the north, and they are famous all over the world.
Following Xiao Zhan, Xiangzi brought himself into the body of famous generals throughout the ages, hoping that he would follow Xiao Zhan, drive out a big career, become famous, and glorify his ancestors.
Qingwen and Jin Suo, their eyes are straight, there is such a man with such perfect body proportions in the world?
Fang Ningxue was also the first time to see Xiao Zhan's naked appearance, but she was anxious, how could her husband's perfect body be exposed to the public?
She hurriedly took out a bath towel to wrap Xiao Zhan tightly, and asked with concern:
"Washed so quickly? Is the pool water cold or not? Don't chill. β
Xiao Zhan waved his hand and said:
Cold is not cold, now I am hungry and able to eat a cow! β
"Who told you to go three days without eating? Now you know you're hungry, right? β
Fang Ningxue was distressed for a while, and she was angry again.
Then she commanded:
"Jin Suo, you hurry up and make a fire in the kitchen to cook, and cook all the beef stored at home!"
Jin Suo was stunned:
"There are more than fifty catties of beef, and it's all cooked?"
"That's right! You can't be busy, let Shi Jin help you out!
Shi Jin, did you hear that? β
Shi Gongzi is now a completely different person, his skin is tanned, he is much healthier, he is dressed plainly, he is very down-to-earth, and he can no longer see a trace of smilingness.
"Yes!"
Shi Jin immediately ran to Jin Suo's side, revealing a flattering expression.
He didn't expect that this housekeeper, who was half a head taller than him, was actually a stunning beauty!
The golden lock is not only beautiful, but also has a simple temperament and is naturally carved.
Compared with Shi Gongzi's previous heavy makeup and glamorous Yingying Yanyan, it is like a clear stream, washing his once impetuous heart.
Therefore, Shi Gongzi, who has returned to his original self, has a soft spot for golden locks, and always approaches golden locks when he has nothing to do.
How do you know that Jin Suo doesn't pay attention to him at all, always treating him with a cold face, but to others is like a spring breeze in March.
Now, Fang Ningxue gave Shi Gongzi a chance to get close to the golden lock, he really couldn't ask for it!
Jin Suo didn't even glance at Shi Gongzi, and gave a cold order:
"You, hurry up to the kitchen refrigerator, melt all the 50 catties of beef, clean it, and chop it!
Then boil the water, pass the beef through the water, then cut it into small slices, and then boil the brine!
Be quick! It's done in a quarter of an hour, the head of the house is hungry, you know? β
Shi Gongzi didn't have time to take notes, looked at the golden lock with a smile, and asked weakly:
"Golden Lock Girl, I'm your master...... Looks like I've done all the work, what are you doing? β
Jin Suoxing's eyes widened, and he said angrily:
"I'll be in charge of supervising your laziness, and besides, just taste the taste.
Hurry up and get to work, how can there be so much nonsense! β
"Golden lock girl, do you want to be responsible for helping you beat your back and pinch your legs? I'm pretty good at it......"
Shi Gongzi began to adjust again.
"Phew! You whore! β
The golden lock is held on the rolling pin, and it is a stick to Shi Gongzi's head!
Shi Gongzi was beaten with a mallet and went to the evil heart, returned to his normal shape, and worked honestly.
Xiao Zhan thought to himself that this Shi Gongzi needed to be beaten from time to time, and his many years of sloppy habits could not be completely eradicated at once.
At the same time, I am also a little worried about Jin Suo, after being with Shi Jin for a long time, will he be completely taken down by Shi Jin?
After all, Shi Jin's identity is noble, and he is a veteran of pickling girls, don't look at the golden lock and Shi Gongzi now, it is difficult to say what will happen in the future.
However, as long as Shi Gongzi completely reformed his evil and returned to the right, Xiao Zhan would naturally not object to his pursuit of love.
My Fair Lady, Gentleman, Understand!
Fang Ningxue continued to issue orders:
"Shoko, you see that the head of the family has a shaven beard and hair, just like a wild man, don't you know how to shave your head and ramen? Hurry up and clean up for him! β
Xiangzi took out a razor, walked over step by step, and said to Xiao Zhan expressionlessly:
"Please! Lord! β
Xiao Zhan was so frightened that he took a step back, are you kid going to be executed or haircuted?
Is it good to have a little service attitude?
Xiangzi shook his head secretly:
"The lord is still too tender, those heroes and heroes, they won't frown when they scrape their bones and heal their wounds, and they are afraid of being like this when he shaves his beard!
Afraid that I will poison him and cut his throat? β
Stop
scrape bones and heal injuries without blinking, he is a hero.
But someone took a bright razor and made a gesture on his head and neck, and the hero immediately turned into a bearβ
Who is comfortable putting their head in the hands of someone who has known him for less than ten days?
Xiao Zhan rest assured.
With Xiao Zhan's eyes, he will not look at the wrong person, Xiangzi is not a person who sells for glory.
Even if there is a day, Xiao Zhan will not be worried, just like now.
Xiangzi is not cultivating now, no matter how sharp the razor in his hand is, he can't cut his throat, and he can't even cut his skin.
Because, in the past three days, Xiao Zhan's cultivation has been promoted to five levels in a row, reaching the sixth layer of the Xuan Qi Realm!
On the surface of his body, a Gang Qi shield can appear at any time, and it can resist the attack power of a thousand catties.
In other words, it is impossible for the strongest martial artist in the mortal world to kill Xiao Zhan.
The Gang Qi Shield is a good thing to protect your body from head to toe.
"shw!"
"shw!"
The razor scraped on Xiao Zhan's head and face, and it didn't take long for Xiao Zhan to regain his former youthful and handsome appearance.
Fang Ningxue finally breathed a sigh of relief:
"Husband, it's finally normal for you to be like this, no! You're not normal!
Your cultivation has been promoted again? β
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