In the winter of New York, it is rare to usher in a bright sunshine, You Sanbai is bored in front of the bar wiping glasses, while his boss Richard is sitting on a sofa by the window facing the laptop.

You San's real name is You Haoran, and later found that he didn't like to use this name after having the same name as a little fat man in Huaguo, so in order to take advantage of others, he gave himself an English name called Fake, but it turned out that he was unlucky, so he finally simply used his ranking among the brothers as his own name.

You San has been coming to the bar for a week, and he has a basic grasp of his work, in fact, the work in the bar is not complicated, neither need to move things nor rarely need cashiers, at most it is to help customers serve wine and serve food, and the work is mainly concentrated at night, and few people come during the day.

Most of the people who came in the evening were friends of the boss, and no one paid them except Murdoch the lawyer and Frank the punisher, but strangely, some of them were dressed a little strangely, and many of them were mysterious in their whereabouts, which no one else in Chinatown had ever seen except him.

Of course, there are many strange things in the bar, for example, he has never seen a cook in a bar, but no matter what time of day, no matter what strange dishes are ordered, the kitchen window can make the dishes in time, and they are full of color and flavor.

Also, the wine in the wine cabinet, no matter how he takes it, will not decrease, although Richard said that it is a fully automatic wine cabinet, but You San still feels a little weird.

What's even more mysterious is that as a waiter at the bar, he does have the least number of people in the entire bar, whether it is the entertainment room downstairs or the guest room upstairs, he can't get in.

However, when the boss Richard found out that he had said a word to him about his curiosity, he didn't bother with these details, anyway, just take the money, oh yes, the sentence is: curiosity can not only kill cats, but sometimes kill people.

For example, now, although the boss's computer has the familiar BGM of cat and mouse, and the boss is still there silly, he will quickly pinch out this memory from his mind, well, the boss said, it is intelligence gathering work, and the less you know, the safer.

Just as Richard was collecting information, the phone on the table suddenly rang, and he looked down to see that the acquaintance, Tony. Stark.

"Hey, boss, what's the business?"

"No, I'm not your boss, besides, I can't call you without business?"

"Haha, of course you can, you can still come to the door, speaking of which, you haven't been here for a long time, I left you a few bottles of good wine, just wait for us to finish the entertainment below."

“... Forget it, I haven't recovered well lately, so I'm not suitable for strenuous exercise. ”

"It's not strenuous at all, it's not strenuous at all, and it definitely doesn't last more than a minute."

“.... Or forget it, when it comes to sports, do you want to participate in some other sports? ”

"Huh? What kind of sport? At the mention of this, Richard immediately sat up straight, and the playboy asked him to do sports, which he did.

"Racing, how's it going, I've never tried it before, I'm going to Morocco in two days to participate in a Grand Prix, if you're interested, we can compete on the racetrack, how about it?"

"Racing...."Richard, who originally wanted to refuse, suddenly remembered, this seems to be the plot of Iron Man 2, on the racing track, there will be a whip with no less hands-on ability than Tony - Ivan. Vanke, this is a good boss, maybe you can drop a good skill from him.

"Okay, Tony, I'm interested, when are you leaving?"

"If you leave now, you should be able to catch the plane, haha, just kidding, come here, I'll be waiting for you at the airport."

I'm special...

This way of inviting is very Tony...

Richard hung up the phone helplessly, closed his notebook and walked towards the stairs with a black face, halfway through, and instructed You San: "I'm going out for a few days, you can help watch the store yourself." ”

"Okay boss, don't worry." You San agreed, and then saw Richard walk into the stairwell without looking back, and it didn't take long for him to walk out again, pushing the door and walking out alone without anything.

........

When!

When the welcome bell rang, You San looked up, and a white man with a slightly high hairline walked into the bar and asked with a smile, "Excuse me, is Mr. Richard there?" ”

"Who are you?"

"I'm Phil from IRS. Agent Coulson, I want to talk to him about the recent inflow of money into his account. The man took off his sunglasses, took out a document and held it up in front of You San, although You San had never seen a real IRS document, but seeing that the other party looked like he was not afraid that you would see the problem, he believed it.

"I'm sorry, our boss has been out for a few months, oh, he just went out, didn't you see him?"

"A few months? Just out of the house? Phil looked at the bar door behind him, "The main entrance?" ”

"yes."

...... It's such a coincidence, there are a lot of tourists in Chinatown, and Coulson really didn't notice that he just passed by the mission goal...

"Are you familiar with your boss's affairs?"

"Familiar, he's a good person, don't look at the United States for a few days, but he helps us every day on the whole street, his character doesn't have to be said, and he also tells us every day not to do those things that are traitors..."

"Stop, stop, okay, I got it... I will come back in a few days. With a few words, Coulson turned around and left the bar with a smirk.

"Audit? Who are you fooling, those who do what we do are cash, isn't it the FBI, what kind of IRS? As soon as Coulson walked on the front foot, You San swept away the confused appearance just now and sneered, don't look at him as a novice, he has already heard the guidance of others in these episodes, and his acting skills are absolutely passable.

At the New York airport, Tony Stark stood on the suspension ladder of his private jet and watched in amazement as Richard stepped out of a taxi and scurried towards him.

“... You're too low-key, although I don't pick up people much, but I've picked up a few, and it's the first time I've picked up a guest who has come to the airport by taxi. ”

"I haven't been in the U.S. for a long time, and I haven't bought a car yet, so why don't you give me one?"

"Okay, go back to my garage and see which one you can drive away."

"Really? I like the one that can only be a person, gold and red, and can fly and shoot, okay? ”

“... You tell me? ”

"No sincerity, next time you look for me, the starting price is a steel suit."

“... Phew, crow's mouth, what am I looking for you for, maybe you'll have to ask me for something. ”

"Well, if I look for you, I will also have a price, a steel suit."

"You also have a steel suit?"

"No, I owe it first."

“......”

As soon as she walked into the cabin, the young and beautiful stewardess with two rows of short skirts almost up to the thighs laughed and applauded, stunned Richard.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect it, this is my sincerity, how about it?"

"It's not good, it's too vulgar, look at this bit of fabric on the girls, what should I do if it's frozen?"

"Huh?"

"It's okay, I'll have a good talk with them, and try to make their hearts burn, don't get me wrong, I'm just a bad guy."