Chapter 108: Forced to be helpless, go home with the best rain spirit!
Xiao Zhan's words echoed in the valley, with anger, helplessness, and pity.
Have mercy on this flower season girl killer!
She's not human.
But she's an elf.
Born of Reiki.
She has the seven emotions and six desires of people, but she does not have the fireworks of the world, and she should not have experienced it in the world.
therefore
She's innocent.
People are also transformed by aura, but they are one level higher than the rain spirit, and they have physical bones.
Compassion for all living beings is the difference between Xiao Zhan and Xiao Yi.
"So, I'm dead? Giggle......"
Yu Ling is not too afraid of death, but it is a big deal that she returns to the aura, and the aura is not extinguished.
merely
Missing her one-of-a-kind rain spirit.
Xiao Zhan said calmly:
"You can try, shoot at me now and see who can stand."
Yu Ling tilted his head and thought for a moment and said:
"No, I won't make a move now, I thought you were weak before, but now I think you're not weaker than me.
Well, I'm going to complete the mission, and I can only take advantage of the fact that you're not paying attention, and suddenly attack. β
Xiao Zhan arched his hand and said:
"Then please get out of the way, I have to hurry."
Xiao Zhan is not completely sure that he will be able to kill this girl killer now.
Because
He wouldn't strike at someone who didn't have murderous intent.
Right now
Yu Ling has no murderous aura, and it is completely the feeling of a girl next door.
"No, I won't get out of the way, unless, you take me with you."
Yu Ling crossed her hands on her waist and straightened her chest, staring at Xiao Zhan's eyes with a playful expression.
"You're coming with me?
Will I go home with someone who wants to kill me at any moment?
Besides, you look, embarrassed to meet people? β
Xiao Zhan was a little confused.
"What's wrong with me?" Yu Ling writhed her delicate body, feeling perfect for herself.
Xiao Zhan really didn't know what to say, so he no longer paid attention to the unreasonable girl killer, rode on the body of the absolute shadow, and shouted:
"Mei Niang, let's go!"
The tiger immediately roared and ran after Xiao Zhan.
"Huh? The tiger is actually called Mei Niang, funny, giggling......"
The rain spirit flew up and landed on the tiger's back.
"Roar, roar, roar!"
Mei Niang was furious, and desperately rolled and jumped, trying to throw Yu Ling down.
But Yu Ling's body was like sticking to its back, Mei Niang tossed for a long time, tired and lying on the ground and sticking out her tongue, she could only accept her fate.
Xiao Zhan ran back with a helpless face.
"You're such a liar! How can you play such a trick on you? β
Yu Ling opened her eyes wide and asked:
"What is Raippy? Does it mean to be pretty and cute? Giggle......
Xiao Zhan, I'm going with you, I'll go wherever you go.
I've been to this world before, so I have to take a good look at it. β
Xiao Zhan was really defeated by this female killer!
"Aren't you here to kill me? You and I are enemies, how can there be a reason for enemies to walk together? β
"What is the enemy? I don't understand, I don't have any hatred for you, and there's nothing wrong with my mission to kill you.
But why can't we go together? β
Yu Ling's big beautiful and clear eyes flashed, she really didn't understand the various logical relationships of human beings.
Xiao Zhan almost knelt on the ground and shouted at his aunt and grandmother at this moment!
But how easy is it to drive her away?
unless
Sacrifice the Dragon Yuan Sword to kill it!
But Xiao Zhan couldn't do it.
No man can do it.
In the face of a girl who is so pure, beautiful and lovely, and now there is no murderous spirit and no cover, you can kill the killer!
So, can you only take this female killer home?
Xiao Zhan couldn't help but grow his head for a while.
Knowing this, it was better to take Li Mochou home, although Fang Ningxue was angry and sad, at least there would be no death.
Right now
Taking this female killer home, Fang Ningxue not only has to be suspicious and angry, but both herself and Fang Ningxue have to live in terror, and you have to beware of this beautiful girl killer who doesn't play according to the routine at any time!
Xiao Zhan frowned, seeking a solution.
As a future leader in resisting the beast tide crisis, Xiao Zhan has to cultivate his ability to solve problems at any time.
Soon, Xiao Zhan's brows stretched, and he asked with a pleasant face:
"If you want to go home with me, I need to know what your name is, right?"
"My name is Yu Ling, and Xiao Yi calls me Ling'er."
Yu Ling replied happily, Xiao Zhan agreed, she was extremely happy.
"Yu Ling, good name.
I won't call you like Xiao Yat, I'll call you Lingling! β
"Lingling? It's also good, anyway, Miss Ben's name is so good!
Giggle......"
Bishoujo is very confident.
"Plus, you have to get dressed."
Xiao Zhan was a little afraid to look at the person in front of him for this condition, and took out a piece of his own clothes from the storage ring and asked her to put it on.
"Okay, just wear it!"
Although Yu Ling was unwilling, the clothes on her body made her very uncomfortable, and she could only grit her teeth and insist.
At least, Xiao Zhan looked comfortable and pleasing to the eye.
Despite the fact that his clothes did not fit well, he was too wide on Yu Ling's body, which made him look very funny.
"I don't understand, why do humans wear clothes!"
Yuling was itching all over, scratching her ears and cheeks on the tiger's back, very restless.
"Roarβ"
Tiger voiced its opinion:
"I don't wear clothes, how beautiful my skin is!"
Xiao Zhan couldn't understand the beast language, but Yu Ling could understand it.
"It's just that the Terrans are sometimes very strange, looking at their smart appearance, they are actually stupid!
Dressed? Didn't you find yourself guilty? β
Xiao Zhan couldn't understand the tiger's words, but he understood what Yu Ling was muttering.
He couldn't help but laugh.
There is no end to the discussion of this problem, and the social attributes of human beings temporarily need clothes to cover their bodies and flaunt civilization.
In fact, the advanced stage of social attributes, the development of civilization, may one day not need clothes, just like aliens.
Xiao Zhan made a solemn appointment with Yu Ling in three chapters:
"Lingling, if you want to follow me home, you must follow my rules."
"Okay! You said! β
"First, your identity is the mountain spirit of Danding Peak, and the tiger Mei Niang is your mount for the time being, and you have to be responsible for serving Hao Mei Niang and feeding it every day."
"Well, isn't that difficult? Mei Niang, what do you usually like to eat? How many meals a day? β
Yu Ling had to inquire clearly.
"Whoa, whoaβ"
Mei Niang was very dissatisfied with this arrangement, and she didn't want to block the little girl's mount.
But in order not to starve, Mei Niang has to explain:
"Meat! I love meat as long as it's meat! Any kind of meat! β
Xiao Zhan didn't understand anything else, but he understood this sentence, and hurriedly corrected it:
"Mei Niang! Thou shalt not eat anyone, thou shalt not eat anybody, except by my command, do you understand? β
"Whoa, whoaβ"
Mei Niang nodded desperately, and then added:
"Actually, this king is not so barbaric, I am very gentle, I am tired of eating meat, if there is a pill to eat, I can really quit meat!"
Xiao Zhan found that he could communicate freely with the tiger, and he knew that it was Yu Ling who was translating the conversation between the man and the tiger.
"Take pills? How much do you need in a day? β
Xiao Zhan suddenly felt a lot of pressure.
If it was meat, he could still afford it, but now the tiger doesn't like meat!
"Master, Mei Niang is very gentle, never picky eater, very easy to raise!
If you take two thousand pills a day, it shouldn't be too much, right? β
"Damn!"
Xiao Zhan was so frightened that he almost fell off his horse!
"Mei Niang, do you have any misunderstanding about taking pills?
The pill is not to eat candy, nor is it calculated according to your usual appetite.
The elixir we refine is also about providing the vigorous tonic pill that the body needs for energy.
With that kind of pill, you only need to eat one to fill your stomach, and some pills can even be full for a month without feeling hungry! β
The tiger licked his lips, and seemed to drool just by hearing Xiao Zhan say this.
"Master, I don't take pills to fill my stomach, but to increase my cultivation.
I found myself eating two thousand more to be able to shapeshift, and maybe grow a pair of wings. β
Xiao Zhan was overjoyed when he heard this.
If Mei Niang can transform into a shape, it means that its bloodline is pure, not an ordinary tiger, but a descendant of a divine beast!
In ancient times, there were divine beasts, namely the Vermilion Bird Xuanwu and the Green Dragon and White Tiger.
But this old man has colorful skin, and no matter how you look at it, he is not the inheritor of the divine beast White Tiger!
Xiao Zhan said:
"Okay, as long as you can practice hard, I will try my best to meet your needs in terms of pills.
If you say that you need 2,000 Dianabol Tonic Pills a day, I can't do anything about it! β
"Haha, master, are you really joking, or do you think too much of Mei Niang?
2,000 pills a day, even a kilometer-long dragon can't afford it, I'm afraid it will explode and die! β
The tiger smiled.
Xiao Zhan found out for the first time that the tiger would laugh!
Xiao Zhan also smiled:
"That's good, I'll give you ten Vigorous Tonic Pills every day, and I can still afford it."
Yu Ling also smiled and said:
"Xiao Zhan, your pet is really easy to raise, if you don't like to eat meat, you won't poop, and you won't have a smell on your body, and there will be nothing to do with Miss Ben in the future!"
Mei Niang immediately protested:
"You're stinking, you're smelling all over your body! Since this king followed the master, he has been reborn, and he will no longer eat those low-quality and unqualified meats!
Roar! β
Under Lu Changsheng's service, Mei Niang awakened the talent of the divine beast after taking a few pills in two days, and found that she could live without relying on her previous eating habits, not to mention how happy she was!
Hunting is hard work, and sometimes you don't catch a prey for a day.
Don't think that the tiger is the king of the forest, as long as there is a roar, the beasts of all sizes will automatically run into the tiger's mouth.
Everyone cherishes their own life, has a strong desire to survive, in the pursuit and encirclement of the tiger, will fight hard, even if they are eaten, the tiger is tired and half dead!
Xiao Zhan's first request was equivalent to nothing for Yu Ling, so she was extremely happy and said to Xiao Zhan:
"Then tell me about your other two conditions!"
Xiao Zhan thought about it and said:
"The second condition is that you are not allowed to hurt my family, and you are not allowed to touch every single one, naturally, including every ordinary person in Qingzhou City!"
Yu Ling smiled even more happily:
"Why should I hurt anyone else if I'm fine? Xiao Zhan, do you think I have violent tendencies and will kill people when I catch them? β
Xiao Zhan looked confused:
"Aren't you a killer?"
"Who says a killer has to kill? It won't kill indiscriminately! Xiao Zhan, you think too much, giggle......"
Yes, the second condition is also equivalent to not saying!
Xiao Zhan touched his head, thought for a long time, and finally said the last condition:
"Finally, don't be too intimate with me, don't pester me all day.
Do whatever you like!
In short, don't make my wife angry, just suspect that you have an affair with me! β
This condition is actually very difficult for Xiao Zhan to say.
In fact, the first two conditions Xiao Zhan said casually, and the final foothold, Xiao Zhan wanted to remind this "innocent" and "childlike" girl killer is:
Your appearance, don't disturb my life!
Yu Ling touched her forehead and thought about it for a long time, but she couldn't understand what Xiao Zhan meant.
She couldn't help but ask:
"Am I close to you? Xiao Zhan, although you are more handsome than your brother, you haven't reached the point where I will fall in love with you at a glance! β
When Xiao Zhan heard this, his face was hot.
For the first time,
Someone hit their proud face!
The rain spirit said again:
"I'm not familiar with life, I don't follow you every day, so you can rest assured that I'm wandering the streets alone on a tiger?"
"Also, who is your wife Fang Ningxue? Get angry at every turn, Xiao Zhan, you seem to be afraid of your wife? β
Xiao Zhan was so angry by Yu Ling's words that he didn't know what to say!
"You, just agree to my conditions, otherwise, don't follow me!
What do you know?
I'm not afraid, I'm respecting my wife and loving my wife! β
Yu Linglu said with an expression that I understand:
"Okay, okay, Xiao Zhan, you're not afraid of your wife, you're a manly man who stands up to the sky!
I found out that as soon as I got in front of your wife, your big husband turned into tofu!
Giggle......"
Xiao Zhan really wanted to lift the little girl up and spank her at this moment!
I am an upright and upright son, how can I be afraid of my wife?
You can't speak!
Men, the last thing I like to hear is that I am afraid of my wife, especially from the mouth of a beautiful woman, which hurts my self-esteem too much!
Xiao Zhan straightened his face and said with a clear expression:
"Alright! Now that you get the idea, let's go now! β
thereupon
Xiao Zhan rode the shadow,
The rain spirit rides a tiger,
The two of them ran wildly down the mountain.
When going down the mountain and passing through the county town of Shunan, there was no situation that Xiao Zhan was worried about, and people would be very frightened when they saw the tiger crossing the street.
The county seat of Shunan is close to Danding Peak, and many monks appear every day, and the mounts of the monks are strange, all of them are brutes and demon beasts.
But
It's still a high rate of return!
Xiao Zhan's handsomeness and Yuling's beauty are both rare and stunning in the world.
So much so that someone exclaimed:
"Hey, the person who rushed over just now couldn't it be Xiao Zhan?"
"Isn't Xiao Zhan's wife Fang Ningxue?"
When did Fang Ningxue dye her hair? β
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Xiao Zhan suddenly had a big head when he heard this, and there were people who knew about it when they were ten in the south here.
But it's not surprising, there are too many people who know themselves, and the strange thing is that some people will misunderstand the relationship between Yu Ling and themselves!
If you return to Qingzhou City,
I don't know how deep the misunderstanding is!
After the county town of Shunan, the speed of the two in the suburbs was even faster, and Yu Ling also proposed to compete with Xiao Zhan to see whether the tiger was fast or the shadow was fast, and to see who entered Qingzhou City first.
Xiao Zhan took a closer look at the noodle plate under the cover of Yu Ling's blue hair, it was indeed somewhat similar to Fang Ningxue!
This made Xiao Zhan not know whether to be happy or worried.
He waved his hand and said:
"Forget about the competition, you are rampage on the official road, don't hurt passers-by by mistake.
Just follow me. β
Then Xiao Zhan looked at Yu Ling and stopped talking.
Yu Ling met Xiao Zhan's gaze, proudly raised his neck and said:
"What do you see? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman? β
Xiao Zhan was speechless for a while, what a narcissist!
But all beautiful women like this line.
Xiao Zhan said hesitantly:
"Lingling, have you seen my wife, so your appearance is very similar to her?"
Yu Ling nodded and said:
"I looked for you in Qingzhou City for two days, but I couldn't find you, and then I heard that you came to Danhe Sect, so I intercepted and killed you at the foot of the mountain.
Of course, I've seen your wife Fang Ningxue, so I'll become her! β
Xiao Zhan smiled bitterly and said:
"Why do you want to be my wife?"
"Because she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!"
Yu Ling looked like a matter of course.
Xiao Zhan lowered his posture and said:
"Lingling, can you please imitate other women? There are a lot of good-looking women in the world! β
Xiao Zhan now knew that this rain spirit was good at changing appearances.
However, it is understandable that the spirit with the best water attribute can change its shape with the shape of the container like water.
therefore
No one can tell,
What the water looks like!
Yu Ling blinked his eyes with a puzzled expression:
"Become someone else? Xiao Zhan, help me see, who else is more beautiful than Fang Ningxue? β
Xiao Zhan suddenly wanted to give himself a slap, wasn't this asking for trouble for himself?
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