Chapter 116: The moon is dark and the wind is high
"Ahh This is the legendary BMW? ”
Xiao Zhan and Shi Jin were full of hope and expectation when they followed Li Chungang to the stable, and they were all dumbfounded when they saw a huge white horse lying in the haystack and snoring!
Big, it's acceptable to all.
Tall horses, loved by everyone.
The problem is, this weird "BMW" is not big, but fat!
It seems to be carrying eight ponies in the belly, round and bulging, like a balloon, and people are worried that if they poke their fingers lightly, they will burst.
Or is it "fluid ascites"?
Xiao Zhan's divine sense is so strong, at a glance, it is definitely not cirrhosis of the liver, or too much fat.
The phrase "full of fat intestines" is very aptly described.
Not only is the belly fat, but the limbs are also fat, so people are worried about whether it can stand up?
Can I still walk when I stand up?
Run?
I can't even think about it!
The whole horse's head is not rectangular, but round!
In the future, who said that a person looks like a horse's face, Xiao Zhan has to be anxious with him, who said that a horse's face is long?
Li Chungang looked embarrassed and said:
"Huh...... I haven't ridden it for two years, and it doesn't want me to ride it anymore, and it overeats every day, and that's it.
Hey, hey, hey......
However, it's still BMW, and I'm definitely not liaring! ”
Shi Jin pulled the corner of Xiao Zhan's clothes, and the look in his eyes was clearly a reminder to Xiao Zhan, don't take the pot!
In Shi Jin's eyes, where is BMW? It's clearly a big fat pig! If you kill him, you won't be able to ride.
My son, Yushu, is in the wind, suave, riding a big fat pig to the capital, and the beauties in the capital don't laugh at me?
Xiao Zhan took a closer look, and it was indeed a bit of a Hetian "big fat horse" with at least 3,000 catties!
However, it is fat, but the meridians are still strong, and the qi and blood are still full, but it is lying flat and depressed.
Look at its big face plate again, and sure enough, it is the same as described in the book:
"The one who enters the teeth with the white forehead of the horse is called Yu Yan, a Lu.
The slave passengers died, the master abandoned the city, and the murderous horses also. ”
As for the latter paragraph, Xiao Zhan scoffed.
"Lou!"
Xiao Zhan called out, and Lu, who was sleeping "whirring", opened his eyes wide-eyed, looked around blankly, saw Xiao Zhan, his nose moved a few times, and he immediately struggled to stand up!
Li Chungang said in surprise:
"Brother Xiao Zhan, Lu is really destined for you! I call it and ignore me, as soon as you call, look, stand up immediately! ”
Lu not only stood up for the first time, but also stretched out his head, rubbed against Xiao Zhan's body, and then licked his tongue on Xiao Zhan's face.
"Ahh Xiao Zhan,
You must enjoy walking away and making your face drool, right?
Giggle......"
Yu Ling kept looking at Lu, she didn't feel that Lu was ugly, on the contrary, she could feel that the blood of this fat horse contained some kind of sacred ingredient, just like the Absolute Shadow.
Seeing that Xiao Zhan's face was full of saliva and he was free from washing his face, Yu Ling couldn't straighten up with a smile.
Shi Jin frowned and walked a little further, he was really frightened by this behemoth.
Lu, who stood up, was more than three meters tall, and among the horses, he was considered a giant!
Li Chungang was a little embarrassed, and said to Xiao Zhan, who was wiping his face with a towel, and said:
"This is Lu showing his approval of you, albeit in a somewhat peculiar way, offending your ......"
Xiao Zhan waved his hand, indicating that it didn't matter.
Then he took out a pill and said to Lu:
"Lu, follow me in the future, and there will be pills to eat every day!"
After speaking, Xiao Zhan threw the pill into the air and threw it ten meters.
As soon as Lu saw the elixir, his eyes suddenly straightened, and then he screamed, and his body was like a spring, shooting into the air, swallowing the white projectile that fell at a height of 8 meters!
Suddenly, Li Chungang was stunned!
Shi Jinmeng circle!
Unexpectedly, the body that looks so fat is eight meters tall in one leap.
That's nearly twice the height of its body.
This horse, has a talent for high jump?
Shi Jin hurriedly ran over, and Lu, who looked at him with interest, immediately became much more pleasing to the eye!
Whether it is a person or a horse, no matter how strange the appearance is, as long as you have extraordinary abilities and talents, you will immediately be impressed.
Lu, who swallowed the pill, was full of excitement, his white sideburns shook a few times, and his fat and flesh shook a few times, and he immediately came to his senses.
"The Heath-"
With a long hiss, the body stood upright, and the two front legs kicked hard in front of him, and with a few "clicks", the wooden fence of the stable broke in response!
Then Lu's 3,000-pound behemoth body rushed out of the stable and ran around the racecourse, looking fierce.
"Whoosh!"
A black smoke drifted from a distance, and a shadow shot from the other side of the racecourse, and Lu and Lu were like good friends for many years, their necks intertwined, admiring each other, and cherishing each other.
"Roar, roar, roar!"
Tiger Mei Niang also joined the ranks of welcoming new friends, and the two horses and tigers became familiar with each other as soon as they met, and they had a lot of fun.
This situation stunned all the officers and soldiers in the racecourse, and for two years, Lu has not moved, and has been lying flat in the stable.
Sleep when you eat, eat when you sleep, everyone thinks that Lu is wasted, BMW's aura is gone, and it has become a waste that eats and waits for death!
Who knows,
It's not that people are ruined, it's that they are disheartened, and there is no one or a horse in the world that interests them!
Right now
When he met Xiao Zhan and met the Absolute Shadow, Lu came back to life again!
It's as if it's been lying for two years, just waiting for the arrival of a new owner.
"Hahaha-"
Xiao Zhan smiled very happily, people are the same as horses, bosom friends are hard to find, and when he sees Lu, Xiao Zhan feels very close.
"Brother Chungang, thank you!
The thousand-mile horse we brought with us stayed, and we took it with us.
In this way, Brother Chungang, you won't suffer, right?
Li Chungang was surprised, but also convinced that Xiao Zhan was the future master of the world!
The original Lu ignored himself for two years, because he disliked his current cultivation and his future prospects were not worthy of it at all!
"Haha! Brother Xiao Zhan, thank you for helping me get out of trouble! From now on, you take the foodie away, and you have to trouble it every day to find something delicious for it.
However, Lu has an advantage, meat and vegetables are not taboo, and they are very easy to raise, hahaha! ”
Is meat and vegetarian not taboo?
Don't horses eat grass?
A horse that eats meat must be a divine horse!
Xiao Zhan was overjoyed and shouted:
"Lou! Here we go! Eat meat and go! ”
Lu immediately ran over like a gust of wind and rubbed on Xiao Zhan's body.
So, Xiao Zhan sat on Lu's back, Shi Jin sat on the back of Jueying, Yuling rode Mei Niang, and after saying goodbye to Li Chungang, he didn't take the official road, but walked in a straight line, and rushed to the next city!
did not take the official road for fear of disturbing the local people.
In addition, he had to rush and test the various indicators of Lu Feidudu's body, so he walked in a straight line, crossed mountains and rivers along the way, and Lu really lived up to expectations, and in terms of speed and endurance, he was not much worse than Jueying.
Moreover, after running for a day and 3,000 miles, Lu burned fat and lost weight, and successfully lost 300 pounds!
With such a weight loss rate, it will not take a few days to return to a normal weight, and I am getting more handsome and strong day by day.
Shi Jin was dumbfounded.
At first, I thought it was ugly, but now it seems that the snow-white Lu must be more favored by the beauties of the capital than the black charcoal-like shadow.
seemingly
The thing that can only be in the limelight is Xiao Zhan, nothing to do without him!
Two days later, in the evening, in a small place called "Juxian Town", Xiao Zhan and his party stayed in the hotel, rested, and arrived in the capital tomorrow according to the plan.
Although Juxian Town is a small town, it is a traffic fortress from south to north, and the residents of the town are used to seeing all kinds of strange people and monsters, and they are not too surprised that Yu Ling rides a tiger to live in a hotel.
This inn also has a grass hut for large beasts and monsters to spend the night, and the fee is as expensive as the owner, Xiao Zhan is not bad for money, and he also doubles the original price.
Naturally, the store is very happy, the service is more attentive, and the hospitality is extraordinarily courteous.
Three people,
Three upper rooms.
After eating and drinking, Shi Jin fell asleep early.
The three thousand miles a day in the past two days has exhausted him enough.
The candlelight in Rain Spirit's room went out, and it seemed that he had slept peacefully.
When it comes to sleeping, Yuling most adheres to the natural law of "making at sunrise and resting at sunset", the sun goes down, falls asleep early, the sun rises, and wakes up early.
so
will be so bright, youthful and invincible, radiant!
But
Since following Xiao Zhan, day and night have been reversed, and it is difficult to sleep on time, and the development of human beings has led to the emergence of the city that never sleeps, which is said to be the progress of civilization.
Yu Ling has to adapt to the progress of human civilization, and in the middle of the night, she discusses life events in Xiao Zhan's room.
"Xiao Zhan, tonight, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep."
Xiao Zhan smiled:
"Naturally, you've been sitting next to me and asking me to tell you stories, and I've had to tell them, even though it's the middle of the night, and you're still unsatisfied, and the more I talk, the more excited I become.
The ancients traveled at night with candles and talked with each other, which is a rare elegant thing.
Tonight, I sacrificed my life to accompany the gentleman, and talked about the dry sea and the rocks, the barren world, and the old land, without complaint or regret. ”
Yu Ling smiled:
"Xiao Zhan, your story is really good, from the flood to the ancients, until now, the history of more than 100,000 years is like a few treasures, so that the little girl and I have benefited a lot, I can't stop, I really hope to hear you continue to tell."
In a few days, Yu Ling learned the idiom of the human race, and now he will not use it in the wrong place, and it is so smooth.
"Oh, is Miss Rain Spirits tired? That's a pity.
Originally, I was going to talk to you all night, so that I could break through my limits and talk for ten hours without stopping, maybe I would be able to practice a bronze tooth and an iron mouth, a lotus tongue, and conquer the world with a three-foot incorruptible tongue! ”
Yu Ling smiled mischievously and said:
"Then even if there are more beast tides coming, you just need to fly in the air and shout: Go back!" Then all the demon beasts immediately obediently returned to the land of 100,000 desolations, and they no longer dared to take a step beyond the thunder pool.
This is called "Words and Laws", the art of immortals, Xiao Zhan, the day you practiced, but remember that tonight is Miss Ben who sacrificed her life to accompany the gentleman, and has been patiently listening to your nonsense! ”
Xiao Zhan smiled bitterly:
"Yu Ling, you are very smart and learn idioms quickly, but your last idiom just now was inappropriate and you have to change it."
"You're just talking nonsense, why should I change it? Giggle......"
Yu Ling was extremely happy, seeing Xiao Zhan frowning and deflated, why was he so happy?
"Shhh
Be quiet, it's the third watch in the middle of the night, and if you laugh so loudly, people will have opinions. ”
Xiao Zhan hurriedly raised his index finger in front of Yu Ling, letting her know to be a little more restrained.
"Don't be afraid, it is estimated that the man is ambushing on the roof of the building, the light in my room is out, only the candlelight is flickering here, and he has been waiting for you to fall asleep before he moves."
Rain Spirit pointed her finger at it.
Xiao Zhan's guest room is on the second floor, there is a third floor above, and then there is the roof of the building, on the ridge of the roof, there is an arm holding, and a sharp sword in the arm is shining in the dark, obviously, it is also a sword.
The strong wind blew the black shirt, and the man stood motionless on the roof for four hours, patient.
nature
Cultivation is also good.
There is no moon tonight.
The wind is high and the moon is dark and the night kills people, and the opportunity is rare.
For a killer, you have to be patient enough to listen patiently to the pair of "dog men and women" on the second floor below talking about the past and the present.
His goal is to start with the rain spirit.
Because Yu Ling looks stronger than Xiao Zhan.
The final goal is Xiao Zhan.
Solved the rain spirit, Xiao Zhan is not catching a turtle in the urn?
But
He never expected that Yu Ling's room had already turned off the lights, and he had also gone down once.
However, even if he was ghostly, he silently sneaked into the rain spirit's room, and there was no obstacle to seeing things at night, just like during the day.
Obviously, I saw a blue-haired girl lying on the bed, sleeping very sweetly, but when his "broken water" sword went down, he didn't see people's heads rolling down.
"Illusion!"
The man in black let out a cold sweat, if someone was behind the praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches at this moment, wouldn't he be poisoned?
Fortunately, he drew his sword quickly, retained three points of true qi, and took precautions, and found that no one was waiting for him, so he hurriedly returned to the roof like a gust of wind.
"Yu Ling, this girl has learned badly!"
The black-clad masked man was still standing on the roof, sword in hand, as if the action had not happened for less than an hour.
Merging with the night, no one saw a person standing on the roof, and it was the middle of the night at the moment.
It's just that the man in black is surging in his heart, and the cold sweat on his back is extremely cold.
As a killer, the failure of the operation just now is something that must not be allowed to happen!
fail
It means death!
The targets of the assassination of the man in black are all targets that are not much different from his own.
Maybe a little stronger, maybe a little weaker, in short, failure is not allowed.
In the killer's dictionary,
There is no such thing as "failure".
One mistake means the end of one's life.
Don't mention what failure is a successful mother, if it was a trap deliberately arranged by Yu Ling just now, she would already be in a different place at the moment!
No one will give a killer a chance to learn from his failures.
The opportunity can only rely on oneself to constantly maintain the "undefeated" record and complete the assassination mission again and again!
"From what I know about the rain spirit, she will definitely not be empty!
Only the cunning Terrans will teach the innocent elves to learn to deceive people!
Then, the person who taught the rain spirit sky city plan must be Xiao Zhan!
Xiao Zhan! You are so unexpected, no one thought that a former waste needs to be assassinated by a master of the Xuan Tribulation Realm! ”
The man in black is the master of the Xuan Tribulation Realm, so the man in black was originally a little disdainful of this mission, killing chickens with a knife?
But after the scene just now, the man in black had to attach great importance to coming.
"Xiao Zhan, you must die under my sword tonight!
It's a pity that you are a heaven-level Dan Master, and no one wants to kill you, but there is an unexpected person in the world who wants to kill you!
I have to kill you, because if you don't die, I have to die!
Because, the person who wants to kill you, I can't resist at all, his name is-
Yat Siu! ”
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