Chapter 180: Fast and Slow, Rather Slow
Chief Ge laughed, he felt that he had now reached the pinnacle of his life,
As long as he stuffed the head of this crane into his mouth and swallowed it in his stomach, he would be able to soar into an immortal.
Since then, I have gotten rid of the trouble of obesity,
The troubles of life are all floating clouds,
As long as you can become an immortal, as long as you can fly, then you can get rid of all the disappointment, all the despair, and all the sorrows of life.
For Chief Ge Dabao, don't think that he is now the emperor of the township, he will live a very happy life.
In fact, it's quite the opposite.
For Chief Ge, he felt that life was painful and he needed to be relieved as soon as possible.
Originally, the family was his father, that is, Ge Ergazi's grandfather, who single-handedly laid down the country, and he just sat back and enjoyed it.
Therefore, he eats and drinks every day and eats himself into a big fat man.
He also wanted to lose weight, but after that age, after that time, after that period, he would never be able to lose weight.
The more he lost, the fatter he became.
From 200 catties to 300 catties, to 400 catties, and finally to 800 catties at the full level, he felt that God was joking with him.
Although he is rich, although his power is monstrous, and although he is the emperor of the earth within a radius of hundreds of miles, he is not happy.
He was even with his seven aunts, and he couldn't enjoy a day and enjoy a happy one.
All because of being too obese.
Therefore, for Ge Dabaochang, this time, the head of this crane. It was the only way for him to get rid of his pain.
"Now! Relief! ”
Thinking of this, Chief Ge raised his huge head and looked left and right, as if saying goodbye to his relatives and everyone he was familiar with.
He looked at the county magistrate, and the county magistrate kept looking at him, he nodded and said:
"Old man, then I'll eat first, you're welcome, maybe I'll go first!
You eat slowly, see who is lucky, and wish you a smooth ascension to immortality. ”
Again he said to his son:
"Ergazi, after I leave, this home will be handed over to you.
If you can also soar to become an immortal, you should quickly transfer this family to your eldest brother!
Your eldest brother has always wanted to be this family.
It stands to reason that he should be the one in charge.
But his luck is not as good as yours, and his talent is not as good as yours.
He was wronged for many years.
If you ascend, let him be the head of the house. ”
Then he said to his seven little wives:
"I'll fly up first, if you can fly up after eating the crane meat, you can follow me to the fairy world to continue to be husband and wife!
If you can't ascend, then disperse!
Don't stay in this house, you are still young, go find your own happiness!
Alright, alright! That's all I said.
Since then, I have no regrets. ”
After Ge Dabao finished explaining, he closed his eyes and swallowed the head of the crane.
At this time, I don't want to eat like usual, I haven't even chewed, so I just swallow the food.
He had to swallow slowly and chew slowly.
His teeth had never been so careful, patiently grinding food.
He had never tasted food so carefully.
In fact, people should live very slowly and leisurely in this world.
Time is a hundred years, but some people are too long, and they always feel that time flies too slowly.
Or rather, I don't think I'm fast enough.
People are often in a hurry to finish this life because of impetuousness, because of time, or because of some major goal or top thing.
When you stop, you realize what a person's life is for.
Have you thought about this question, the meaning of life, and the process from birth to death, what does it really mean?
Is it the same as those ants?
I woke up in the morning, was busy for food, and then died a few days later.
And then reincarnate?
Reincarnation is a legend, and for ordinary mortals, it is a good wish.
Really, whether they can really be reincarnated, no one can know,
They are not like the cultivators, who can truly feel the existence of the soul, the existence of hell, and the possibility of reincarnation.
Sometimes slowness is the true meaning of life,
Fast, it may be to accomplish something, but you can't experience "happiness" from fast.
The meaning of life, in a sense, is to live happily!
Slowness is where the meaning lies, and where happiness lies, so fast and slow are interdependent.
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At this time, when Ge Dabao was slowly tasting this piece of crane meat, his tears suddenly flowed.
muttered to his mouth:
"It's so bitter, whoever the hell says that the crane meat is so delicious, I have to fight with him!
I'm going to kill him!
It's too bitter, the meat of the crane is so bitter!
It smells so good, why does it taste so bitter?
Are you telling me that life is inherently bitter?
Bitter! Then get rid of it early! ”
Ge Dabao suddenly felt that his whole body had become stiff, and he had even more difficulty moving.
That's because he ate the meat of the crane. The toxins in the flesh began to work in his body.
Ge Dabao ate the head of the crane, which was highly poisonous.
Soon, his whole body slowly stiffened, and Ge Dabao slowly closed his eyes.
In the eyes of others, Ge Dabao fell asleep early while eating.
This is normal, he usually does this, he still has a smile on the corner of his mouth,
Is he very satisfied with the crane head he swallowed, or is he more satisfied with his life?
No one knows.
No one has time to know.
Because at this time, everyone was looking forward to watching the county master cutting the crane meat in an orderly manner and placing it neatly on the plate on the table.
The aroma filled the room, and everyone was as drunk as they were, so excited and confused.
Ge Ergazi is responsible for distributing the crane meat.
He said to several aunts and wives at this moment:
"Didn't you think about the immortal crane meat and ascending to immortality?
If you want to fly, you need wings.
This pair of wings of the crane will be given to a few of you to eat!
Don't quarrel, everyone!
Like chicken wings, the middle wings of chicken, hind wings and front wings of chickens have a different taste for each part. There are fat and thin, big and small.
But you can't start arguing because of who eats more and who eats less! ”
The reason why Ge Ergazi has this reminder is because he usually sees several aunts and wives who like to quarrel.
Quarrels are their daily routine.
The seven of them had nothing to do together except to quarrel.
As the saying goes, three women in one play, seven women don't quarrel the sky?
Spending each day in a noisy and noisy way may be the best way for them to pass the time.
The seven aunts and wives were all overjoyed.
Originally, they thought it would be good to be able to eat a piece of crane meat, but now they can actually eat crane wings!
The two wings of the crane add up to eight catties, and the seven aunts can't eat them all.
The aunt and wife hurriedly said to the other aunts and wives:
"Sisters, if you work together at this time, what does it matter who eats more and eats less?
As long as you can eat crane meat, don't you think? ”
The eldest lady of the family was studying Buddhist scriptures in the temple hall of her house, and she didn't care about such a big thing happening in the family.
Therefore, these female rolls are "led" by the aunt.
The second aunt hurriedly said:
"Yes, yes, the eldest lady, she is the first to set an example, everyone will let the eldest lady eat the sharp horns on the wings of the crane!
As for me, I heard that the meat in the middle of the wings is the most unpalatable, so I took on the most difficult task.
Hey, hey, hey......"
Li Mochou thinks that this second aunt is too sincere and black!
She forced her aunt to eat the worst cranes***,
She just wanted to find this opportunity to play tricks.
I can't fix the aunt and wife who she has always been very dissatisfied with and dislikes.
That's because the aunt's wife entered the Ge family two years before her.
Therefore, he has always been the head "boss" of the second aunt's wife, which makes the second aunt feel very aggrieved.
Moreover, she felt that this aunt was too blocking her way up.
If she can become a big lady, he can become a full-fledged lady!
Or Aunt Seven is too just and fair, she said:
"Gee, you don't have to say anything, anyway.
Let's line up and get a plate.
It's your turn to touch what you are.
Don't do any lots, draw lots for those ceremonies.
In the pressed time, we have no time to delay.
Okay, then the seven of us, starting with the eldest wife, line up from the oldest to the smallest to receive the crane meat.
What is in the plate in hand is completely a matter of luck, and everyone must not fight and make noise because of this calculation.
You'll be looked down upon!
In that case, our head of the house will be angry, too! ”
Hearing the seventh aunt mention the head of the family, the other aunts and wives hurriedly glanced at Ge Dabao.
Don't look at Ge Dabao, who usually has to be served and fed by them when he eats, but once he is angry, when he is angry, the six relatives don't recognize him, which is enough for these aunts and wives.
The aunts and wives saw that Ge Dabao had his eyes closed, a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he was already asleep.
So he won't be angry.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, hoping how good it would be for the head of the family to sleep like this all the time!
When these women are together, they usually compete for the wind and are jealous, and they have to compete for the high and low in everything.
It's normal, there are more people together, there are contradictions, women are together, compare with each other, quarrel, this is the main content and fun of their lives.
It's normal for everyone to compete for high and low together, and this is the true color of life.
Now, it's more than luck.
Luck is a wonderful thing.
In the face of luck, everyone is equal.
In this way, there is no need to be jealous, no need to be angry, no need to compare yourself with anyone.
If you get bad meat, it's your bad luck!
Chicken wings and crane wings are actually the same, but the crane wings are more than ten times larger.
Some people like to eat the tail of the chicken wings, and some people like to eat the middle of the chicken wings –
Most people like to eat chicken wings!
But some people think that the pointed part of the chicken wings is delicious, and people think that the place has a taste.
This thing depends on everyone's taste.
This nutrition, in fact, is not much worse.
Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou were two people, but they knew that the crane wings on the plate held by each aunt were actually the same amount of toxins.
Xiao Zhan glanced at Li Mochou, which meant to say:
The life and death of these aunts and wives will be handed over to you.
If you want to save them, save them!
You don't want to save them, they're left to their own luck.
Anyway, Xiao Zhan didn't have any feelings for these women, and he didn't want to save them personally.
It's not that Xiao Zhan looks down on women.
Because Li Mochou is a woman, it is more convenient for women to shoot women!
Xiao Zhan belongs to these concerns, he doesn't mean to look down on women,
He only thinks that these aunts and wives, they may be forgivable.
But there is something hateful about the wretched.
Some of them were forced to marry by Chief Ge Dabao, and some of their aunts' maiden families were also local wealthy people, and they were married by well-known families.
Everyone has a different background and a different situation.
Some deserve sympathy, some don't.
Xiao Zhan really doesn't need to think about these things so much, the investigation is so clear,
He wants to see what will happen to this county lord and this corrupt official now.
Li Mochou sprinkled a little pill powder on the crane meat plate of these aunts.
She was quick to act, and no one saw her.
When she passed by her second aunt, she hesitated, thinking that this woman had eaten the crane meat poisoned and died, and she didn't bother to care about her!
Because she looks down on this second aunt a little, her heart is too dark and too poisonous.
But on second thought:
"Well, these mortals are in such a state of mind,
Why bother with their momentary mistakes, momentary unpleasantness? ”
Li Mochou was able to discover this, and that was because she had made great progress in her cultivation.
In fact, for mortals, for everyone, there is no absolute evaluation.
There are no absolute good people in the world, and there are no absolute bad people.
The reason why people do evil and are vicious is because of the thoughts generated by a certain moment and a certain environment.
Often because of the thought of going to heaven or hell!
It was as if Li Mochou had saved the second aunt's life with a single thought just now, and sprinkled a little pill powder on top of the crane meat on her plate.
If it is further abstracted, then the existence of this world is that idea.
Man is the product of a thought.
The world is also the product of a single thought.
The so-called one thought becomes a Buddha, and one thought becomes a demon.
The human body is originally a combination of the devil and the angel.
The thoughts of good and evil may be involuntary.
Cultivator,
It is to control the devil in the body and let the angel's self perpetuate.
Li Mochou was an angel just now, an angel in white.
She passed by the seven aunts and wives lightly, and sprinkled pill powder on their crane meat, so that they all avoided death.
This beautiful angel, but no one can see it.
She did good deeds and left no name.
Such angels, such people, are the greatest.
The most worthy of praise and praise.
Li Mochou himself does not need these praises,
After she did this, she stood beside Xiao Zhan, looked at Xiao Zhan's handsome face with tenderness and said:
"Ah, I understand best now!
The reason why a person feels happy and happy is because he has done a good deed.
I have now saved the lives of my seven aunts, and I feel a great joy in my heart!
There is also a sense of well-being! ”
Xiao Zhan nodded and said:
"The so-called saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter.
We don't save people for anything in return, because we feel immensely happy in the reward we have received.
So, now you understand why I'm so committed to mobilizing the people, mobilizing the whole world to resist the tide of the beasts, right? ”
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