Chapter 707: What the hell! How can I use it?
"It's over, the computer is broken, and the printer doesn't work!"
In the office, Zhang Ying looked at the computer with a black screen in front of her, and wanted to cry without tears!
"My iPhone!" looked at the phone that was also finished, and there was no way to restart it no matter how much she pressed it, Zhang Ying wanted to die.
Coincidentally, Lao Li, the director of the office, entered the house in a hurry at this time.
"Zhang Ying, what's that, the leader is in a hurry to report the materials, I just received a phone call informing me that the superior department is going to come to investigate this afternoon, have you finished writing the speech materials?" Lao Li said anxiously.
"Director Li, the materials are finished, but the computer is broken, and the printer can't be used, what should I do!" Zhang Ying said with a sigh.
"What's that? Broken computer? How can a computer break? By the way, when you used to go to school, didn't you learn computers quite well? Fix it quickly. Director Li said anxiously.
"I can't fix it, the chassis was smoking just now, which scared me, I guess the motherboard burned. Director Li, you don't know that AI controls the Internet, and all our electronic devices are now controlled, and this computer suddenly broke down, I guess most of it was done by her. That's it, what is she doing with my mobile phone, my newly bought Apple phone~~~" Zhang Ying said a little frantically.
"Okay, okay, don't feel sorry for your mobile phone, what I'm anxious about now is the leader's reporting materials! Hurry up and see if the computers in other departments can be used! Director Li said anxiously.
"Well, well, I'll go see it now. Alas, by the way, Director Li, you just said that you received a call from your superiors, this and this, the mobile phone is finished, how did they make the call? Zhang Ying asked with some curiosity.
"The landline works." Lao Li said with a look of course.
"Oh well, when I didn't ask!" Zhang Ying raised her hand with a "I was wrong" expression.
When I went out and came to the office next door, I just saw a group of colleagues sighing!
"The computer is burning, haha, you don't have to do anything now!"
"The phone I just bought, it's burned!"
"AI is too ruthless, what is this for, even we little shrimps don't let go, it's too brutal!"
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Zhang Ying entered the door, and when she saw this scene, she had a bottom in her heart.
It is estimated that not only the computer in my department is broken, but all the computers and mobile phones are all destroyed!
If she thinks about it this way, she has a little balance in her heart.
But she immediately thought of something that made her so happy!
The computer is broken, the mobile phone is broken, and the network is finished, this ~~~ This is this~~~ Isn't this a great thing?
Then you don't have to work!
Hahahaha!
At this moment, Zhang Ying just wants to look up to the sky and laugh wildly!
"Athena, Athena, you've done this very well, I really want to give you a thumbs up!" Zhang Ying said with a wild laugh in her heart.
But on the surface, she still has to pretend to be sad.
After walking around each department, she returned to the office dejectedly and said to Director Li: "It's over, Director Li, all the computers are finished, this Athena is too ruthless, I don't know what she's counting, burn all these equipment, what do you say." ”
"What? All burned? Hearing this news, Director Li was also dumbfounded.
At this time, the secretary of the director hurriedly came to the door, saw Lao Li, and said anxiously: "Director Li, the director asked you to hurry over!" ”
"Alas, okay, I'll go now!" Director Li said, and trotted to the director's house.
The director of the bureau is a young man who is not yet forty years old, and he is a young cadre sent down from above. At the moment, he was sitting in a chair, smoking a cigarette with an irritated expression.
Seeing Director Li come in, he hurriedly said, "Lao Li, what are you rubbing for so long?" I just received a call, and the research team is halfway there, what about your reporting materials? I haven't even looked at it yet, how will I report it in a while? ”
Hearing the director's words, Director Li said with a look of embarrassment: "Leader, the report materials are ready, but I don't know what's going on, all the computers in the whole world are broken, none of them can be used, and the mobile phone is also broken." Xiao Zhang said just now, this may be made by that AI, we don't understand that thing! ”
"What? Computers all broken? When the director heard the news, he was shocked and hurriedly moved his high-end computer.
Unsurprisingly, it's broken too!
He picked up the newly bought mobile phone on the table, pressed it for a long time and didn't respond, apparently it was also scrapped.
"It's really bad, what should I do, what should I do?" Thinking that the leader of the research team was about to arrive in a while, the cold sweat on his head fell.
"Leader, it's really not good, let's just write it by hand." Lao Li gritted his teeth and said.
"What? Handwriting? Is it in time? Hearing Lao Li's words, the director hurriedly asked.
"It's too late, you have to try, if you can't do it, make a few outlines, and then you can play freely." Director Li suggested.
"Okay, then do it, you go get it quickly!" The director said with a wave of his hand.
"Okay!" Seeing that his suggestion was adopted by the leader, Lao Li hurriedly responded and returned to the office.
Seeing Zhang Ying sitting in a daze, Lao Li hurriedly said: "Hurry up, don't be stunned, hurry up and find a pen and paper, and write a report by hand!" ”
Zhang Ying's heart is still dark, now she doesn't have to work, and now when she hears this, her eyes suddenly widen!
"What? Director Li, handwritten? Zhang Ying asked with an expression of disbelief.
"yes, the computer can't be used anymore, what if you don't write by hand? Do you remember the general content of the debriefing material? Director Li asked.
"Then how can I remember, more than ten pages!" Zhang Ying said with a bitter face.
"What should I do, what should I do!" Hearing Zhang Ying's words, Director Li was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot!
"Alas, Director Li, I remember that I typed a version for you before, and you said that you wanted to revise it, but you didn't destroy that material, you really can't copy it!" Zhang Ying suggested.
"Yes, yes, I almost forgot if you didn't say this, there is a share with me!" Director Li said, walked to his desk in a few steps, flipped through it for a while, and it took a few minutes to find the report material that he hadn't finished correcting.
"Found it, you find it, you copy it quickly!" Director Li said, and slapped the manuscript that had been changed beyond recognition by himself in front of Zhang Ying.
"Huh? Director Li, I~~ My handwriting is ugly and slow, you can ask me to write by hand, don't worry. Zhang Ying said a little nervously.
"It's okay, you can write it quickly!" Director Li saw that she was still grinding, and even the heart of death was about to die!
If this delays the investigation of the superiors, it is a big deal!
"Oh, okay." Zhang Ying said, sat down, unscrewed a pen, took a few more A4 papers, and began to copy the manuscript.
Unit X's research report on XX.
A total of more than a dozen words, Zhang Ying wrote them one by one, and a full minute passed!
The point is, this word is too ugly!
Director Li stood next to her and watched, and when he saw this word, he was speechless.
"You stop, stop! Zhang Ying, can we write this word faster? Write carefully! Director Li said anxiously.
"Director, I've been writing as fast as I can, you know I haven't written for several years, and now I have a computer and a mobile phone, who still writes." Zhang Ying said helplessly.
"Alas, you young men! Writing is a basic skill, how can you not practice it? Get up quickly, I'll do it myself! Director Li said, let Zhang Ying get up, and sat in her place.
"Okay! Director, I'll pour you water! Seeing that he didn't let himself write, a little smugness flashed in Zhang Ying's eyes, and he said earnestly.
Director Li snorted from his nose, and he didn't have time to pay attention to her, so he picked up the pen and began to write.
"Wow, director, your handwriting is so beautiful, it's almost time to catch up with the calligraphy!" Zhang Ying on the side saw it and hurriedly patted her ass!
Hearing the praise of the young beautiful subordinate, Director Li was secretly refreshed, and he wrote faster!
However, after only one page, he felt that his hands were sore, his eyes were dizzy, and his whole body was uncomfortable!
He hadn't written like that in a long time!
gritted his teeth and wrote another article, Director Li couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly got up and rubbed his old waist, and even said that he couldn't write!
However, I still have to ask for the report materials!
In a hurry, Director Li went directly to other departments and asked for seven or eight young people, each of whom divided a page and asked them to copy it separately!
"It's all neatly written, this is the manuscript that the director wants to read, and there must be no problems!" Director Li advised.
Seeing those young people nodding their heads again and again, he looked at them one by one uneasily, shaking his head as he watched!
"Xiao Chen, how crookedly you write this word, it's like a spider crawling!"
"Xiao Li Xiao Li, don't write so sloppily, what should I do if the leader can't recognize it then?"
"Zhang Xu, you are too slow to write, how can you practice calligraphy with this stroke?"
……
Looking at these young people, none of them wrote decently, Lao Li sighed for a long time, and his face was sad!
However, after all, there is a lot of power in numbers, and when the secretary urged him to ask for a manuscript again, Lao Li finally put the manuscript co-written by seven or eight people together!
It's just that the manuscript, which was originally only a dozen pages, has become more than thirty pages in this way!
Moreover, the font is different every two or three pages, and most of the words written are simply unreadable!
Lao Li wanted to cry without tears, thinking that he would definitely be criticized if he handed it in like this!
But what can he do, who would have thought that all the office supplies he uses every day are broken!
"Director, this is ~~ This is the material that was rushed out, it's a little messy, there's no way to rush too much, I found several people to write it, and the fonts are all different." Putting the "draft" in front of the director, Lao Li explained with some apprehension.
The director picked up the manuscript and read only a few pages, and his brow twisted into a pimple.
After a few more glances, I threw the manuscript directly on the table!
"What the hell! How can I use it? ”