"What did you say?!" The little fat man Zhu Qizhen stood up with a carp that did not fit his posture, only to see Zhu Qizhen's eyes glowing, his hands dancing excitedly, and he roared incoherently: "You mean I can cultivate immortals?" I can cultivate immortals......"

"I want to become an immortal, be happy, and make myself worthy of the beautiful fable......" Zhu Qizhen is really crazy, and he is moving in the direction of a madman.

Zhu Qizhen sang and danced for a while, cried and laughed for a while, sometimes gritted his teeth, sometimes looked up to the sky and roared, and a very middle two words blurted out from his mouth,

"I will never be able to cover my eyes again this day;

I want this land to no longer bury my heart;

I want all beings to understand my will;

I want all the gods and Buddhas in the sky to disappear! ”

"Hey, wake up, it's time to get up and move bricks, the project manager is waiting in a hurry......" Yang Xin's mind moved, and a water balloon was condensed in his hand, splashed on Zhu Qizhen's face, and poured some cold water on Zhu Qizhen who was in a frenzy at the right time. But obviously, one water balloon could not clear Zhu Qizhen from his feverish irritability, and Yang Xin splashed several more water balloons.

"Water escape-dam who repairs it!" Seeing that the water balloon could not make him sober, Yang Xin simply resorted to the water.

"Are you awake?" Yang Xin asked.

"Sober. Immortal master, you don't understand, you can travel through the heavens and all worlds, you want the wind to get the wind, you want the rain to get the rain, the immortal fate is infinite, how can you know the sorrow of the people trapped in this world, this world is just a martial arts plane, not a cultivation plane. If it weren't for the immortal master to wake up, I would have lived a lifetime in a muddy nightmare, but I was awakened by the immortal master, I want to become an immortal and be happy, and in the end it is still those ......" Zhu Qizhen began to move in the direction of a madman again.

"Have you studied "Fan Jinzhongju"? Watch out for my trick that falls from the sky. Yang Xin raised his face.

Zhu Qizhen nodded again and again, but still couldn't help singing: "I want to become an immortal and be happy, and conjure up a myth to spread in the wind......"

"What are you doing with the lyrics of "Journey to the West"?" Yang Xin said speechlessly.

"Immortal Master, you don't understand! How can you, who are on the top of the clouds, know the sorrow of the clouds at the bottom. "Journey to the West" is my favorite in my dreams!

This is a well-known domestic Xianxia TV series, you can't imagine it, this is a genius work, a genius actor, and a genius director created together!

It is it that created the Monkey King performance art with an expressionless face, dull eyes, and a full body of menstruation;

It was it that invented a postmodern martial arts in which an action was repeated three times to show its power;

A simple martial arts action, it must be left and right, left and right, and played back to the world, and it is precisely because of this that this TV series has opened up this kind of new road of film and television that uses repeated martial arts actions to stuff the plot that could have been completed in three episodes into a full thirty episodes;

Each episode is about 30 minutes, which includes nearly five minutes of opening song and actor introduction, five minutes of ending song and next episode preview, plus ten minutes of repetitive martial arts action, he meows, and the remaining ten minutes are the real plot;

Every time Sun Wukong fights with the bad guys, after subduing the other party, he will always gloat and say: "Before I can contribute, you will fall ......";

Tang Seng has become a martial arts master in the play, and Yiyang refers to everything that is a small kiss, but it is such an awesome group of people, who always vomit blood, blood, and blood inexplicably......

There is also the big boss Wutian, who is very cool every time he appears, like a rock singer, and was finally knocked out by Sun Wukong with a computer stunt, FUCK, I was completely convinced;

Moreover, this character has an expression from beginning to end, a bitter melon image with a face forever, and a meaty performance, which always makes me feel that there is a foundation between him and Sun Wukong;

There is also the reincarnation of the Buddha's spirit boy named Qiao Ling'er, who fell in love in the world, that's right! The reincarnation of the Buddha fell in love in the world, and he meowed a vigorous love triangle......

But I have to doubt the taste of the Buddha, TM is too much, you look at the dress, like the junction of urban and rural areas, especially the woman named Biyou, I can't stand it the most, all day long like spring screaming "Ling'er, Ling'er......"

In short, I can't describe this TV series in words, I have to say that "Journey to the West" is really a fighter in a bad movie......"

"You're a cow!" After listening to Zhu Qizhen's explanation, Yang Xin gave a thumbs up.

"I want to become an immortal......"

"Stop!" Yang Xin hurriedly raised his hand to signal Zhu Qizhen to stop, he was seriously ill and had to take strong medicine, Yang Xin said in a deep voice: "Looking at the past and present, looking at the upper and lower five thousand years, which emperor have you ever seen who can cultivate immortals?" ”

Zhu Qizhen's face instantly turned extremely pale, but he threw on his last glimmer of hope, like a wounded beast and wailed: "Then what do you mean by jumping out of the Three Realms and not being in the Five Elements?" ”

"You are the emperor of the people, you should take the road of the emperor of the ancients, how can you take the road of cultivating immortals?" Yang Xin knocked on Zhu Qizhen's head and said with hatred.

Yang Xin raised his hand at the center of Zhu Qizhen's eyebrows, and the "Human Emperor Condensation Fortune Formula" brushed out by the treasure system was passed to Zhu Qizhen's mind. "The Human Emperor's Condensation Fortune Formula" was created by the ancient emperors, condensing the luck of the human race and the origin of the life, and then achieving the road of the human emperor. At that time, when Mount Tai is enshrined in Zen, it can stand with the three emperors, and the five emperors, although it is not like cultivating immortals, but strong and cultivating immortals, it can live with heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon shine together.

"How to achieve the path of the human emperor?" Zhu Qizhen asked puzzled.

"If you open up your territory to the outside world, expand your empire, recuperate and recuperate internally, govern the people in peace and contentment, and prosper in humanity, the luck of the human race will be condensed quickly." Yang Xin said with the eyes of a scholar looking at a scumbag.

"Then what is the Natal Origin Thing?" Zhu Qizhen asked cautiously.

"What you have in your hand is the Natal Origin Thing, is there anything more suitable for it in this world?" Yang Xin said angrily.

"He's Bi, heirloom jade seal?" Zhu Qizhen was stunned for a moment, and then said with great joy: "There is indeed nothing more suitable than this." ”

"When will the real man leave this realm?" Zhu Qizhen asked casually. It seems to be careless, but in fact it is extremely cautious.

Yang Xin laughed silently, although this Zhu Qizhen has been cultivated by later generations in the illusion world, he is still the Ninety-Five Supreme of the Ming Dynasty in essence.

"Afraid I'm a threat to your throne?" Yang Xin simply asked straight to the point.

Zhu Qizhen opened his mouth, but he didn't expect Yang Xin to directly put his careful thoughts on the table.

"The more humanity prospers, and the faster the luck of the human race condenses, the faster I will leave! Don't worry that I'm a threat to you, to a certain extent, I can't stay in this realm even if I want to. Yang Xin said directly.

"Plane Origin Consciousness Repulsion?" Zhu Qizhen hurriedly asked.

Yang Xin nodded, and then as if he thought of something, he waved his hand and said: "Good people do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west, you should be useful for these things." ”

What appeared in front of Zhu Qizhen were the seeds of high-yielding food crops such as potatoes, sweet potatoes, and wheat, as well as several extremely thick "encyclopedias", which were all-encompassing, listing and systematically detailing all kinds of advanced knowledge of the human world.

"Immortal Master Xie!" Zhu Qizhen bowed solemnly and said respectfully.

"Okay, I'm not helping you for nothing, there are a few things you have to help me do."