Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Ninth Month of September
Back in the afterlife, Huang Zhiyu actually had the illusion of returning to his hometown, although he only stayed in the real world for seven days, but the ups and downs, intrigue, deceit, and yin and yang in those seven days made him live like a year, but the children in the afterlife were carefree, eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, eating, not having to be entangled in firewood, rice, oil and salt, and there was no need to be wary of the involution that existed everywhere.
Here, he can completely relax and live his vacation-like days as if he were a child who has just turned two.
Luoshui's internal force has become the resident population of Shulu, and the sea of qi has been left to the internal force of Pudu Cihang, which has just started and has become a little climate, and the two internal forces gather from time to time, and the golden characters active in the Tao Te Ching continue to swim between the two internal forces, constantly expanding their territory like a virus.
The ninth day of the ninth month of September, the day of enlightenment.
Stone enlightenment, 6-year-old stone was raised very strong by his father's scrap pork, his height rushed to 1.3 meters, at first glance it is a good martial arts shelf, Huang Zhiyu is not very long, and the size of a two-year-old baby, but the body bones are more than three times stronger than his peers, it looks thin, but in fact, the muscles and bones are polished and transparent, looking at it from afar, the whole person faintly reveals the illusion of a little leopard going out to forage
"Bird feathers, I'm enlightened today, are you going to watch the ceremony?"
In just half a year, the relationship between Shi and Huang Zhiyu has progressed from mutual dislike to the level of iron buddies.
Huang Zhiyu is very good at listening, especially doesn't like to lift the bar, so he naturally cleaned up the little kid who didn't have a bad heart like the stone, and the small courtyard has become much more harmonious in the past two months, and a tacit understanding has also formed between the stone and Huang Zhiyu.
Litmus, forget it, although the little girl is almost a year old, but now she is still lying in the arms of the stone mother and can't get off the ground.
As for Uncle Zhao in the North Wing, the youngest of his three sons is also 11 years old, and there is a generation gap, and they can't play together.
Huang Zhiyu nodded, he is now more and more precious words, since he is stupid, he will always be stupid.
He pointed to his house, meaning to go back to his room to discuss with his mother, Shi was wearing new clothes today, and took out a piece of oiled paper from his jacket, in which were three pieces of hibiscus cake, and he smiled very much.
"Hurry up, I'll eat alone when it's late."
"Wait for me!"
Huang Zhiyu rushed into the house, Leng Xiu was making him a new dress for his first birthday, Huang Zhiyu leaned over with a cute smile on his face, and shouted:
"Mother, I'm going to go to see Enlightenment with the stone, give me some sugar cakes."
Leng Xiu knew that her children were not stupid, when she was at home, Huang Zhiyu talked a lot, but she had a problem with outsiders and didn't want to say anything, she opened the window and looked at the stones standing outside in circles, took out five big coins from her purse and put them on the table, stared at Huang Zhiyu's eyes, and whispered:
"It's five big bucks, and you can sell twenty chestnut cakes, ten hibiscus cakes, or half a braised chicken, and you can buy it yourself."
Huang Zhiyu was helpless for a while, her mother just wanted to force herself to correct the name of the fool, but it was not easy to think about her mother, Chen Xun had been in business for more than half a year, she was a woman, she had to take care of the children and housework, and she had to endure the white eyes of the neighbors, only at night did she dare to wipe off the disguised clothes on her face, and secretly wiped her tears in the bronze mirror.
"Mother, my son is not stupid, he just doesn't want to be in the limelight."
Leng Xiu was stunned, this was the first time that the child had said such a reasonable thing in front of her, the last doubt in her heart immediately cleared the clouds, quickly closed the doors and windows, came back and squatted in front of Huang Zhiyu, holding his little face with both hands and saying:
"Son, tell my mother, what do you think?"
“...... My son is afraid, afraid that those ghost-faced people and demon girls will come to the door again, I don't want my mother to be with ...... Daddy was hurt. ”
“...... Clumsy? You, you know how to hide at such a young age? ”
Leng Xiu was frightened, a two-and-a-half-year-old doll had such a scheming, don't be too scary, okay?
Huang Zhiyu knew that his mother was under a lot of pressure, but he didn't dare to show a strong understanding, he could see it in the past six months, and any genius and prodigy were synonymous with looking for death.
Three months ago, ten miles away from Qinjiawan, a so-called genius little prodigy, was stolen by the spies of Tianbaomen who came from Hongmen County, the people of Shengjing Mountain chased for a day and a night, and finally caught up twenty miles away from Hongmen County, and the people of Tianbaomen were also unlucky, they all ran to the door of the house and met the eight-grade demon beast sand snake group back to the nest, all of a sudden the horses were all entangled and strangled by the sand snake, and they were caught up by the Holy Realm Mountain after running ten miles on foot, the two sides didn't need to talk much at all, they fought in the wilderness, but in the end, The Holy Realm Mountain only got the corpse of a genius little prodigy, or the corpse that was half gnawed by the sand snake.
"Mother, geniuses don't live long, fools live for a thousand years, and sons don't pretend to be stupid, I'm afraid they have been taken away a long time ago, right?"
“...... Okay, son, you are really a genius, my mother didn't mistake you, you continue to pretend, but you have to promise your mother one thing. ”
"Okay."
"If you take this money, you will say that it was given to you by your mother, just take it out and cause trouble, and pretend to be as stupid as possible."
“......”
Looking at the cunning leaking from Leng Xiu's crystal clear eyes, Huang Zhiyu didn't know how to comment on his mother's extreme mentality, but whatever, he lived very happily in the next life, the kind of happiness that is difficult to buy even if he has money.
"I said, why did it take you so long to come out?"
The six-year-old stone didn't treat Huang Zhiyu as a little kid at all, but put him in the position of his peers, because this kid don't look stupid, he started to do all the tricks of the next three indiscriminate, and he didn't suffer his losses in the past half a year.
"Here you go!"
"Money? Hey, bird feathers, you asked your mother for it? ”
Shi looked at the five big money handed over by Huang Zhiyu, and jumped happily like a monkey, this is five big money, although his father is a pig killer and makes a lot of money, but the big money is always given one by one.
"I still have five."
Huang Zhiyu took out another five big money from his small cuffs, smiled proudly, but sighed in his heart, this is ten big money, enough for a family to go to the restaurant to consume, the civilian families in the next life can only be regarded as making do with life, the rule of the martial arts is not as soft as the literati, they don't talk about anything for the country and the people, and they will not slaughter civilians at will. The population economy has continued to reincarnate in a strange circle that cannot be escaped, and the entire Han Dynasty is as dull as a dying old man.
Think so much about what to do, just be happy.
Huang Zhiyu threw out the strange thoughts that popped up in his head, he is a two-and-a-half-year-old baby, and he is here to worry about the country and the people!
"Stones, what's still in ink?"
Shi Dalong, who had changed into a brand-new staff robe, urged outside the door, looking at this butcher with a big waist and a round waist wearing a bunch of square scarves, supporting a dark green round-necked and black-edged staff suit, and stepping on elegant white cloud pattern fast boots on his feet, no matter how you look at it, it is difficult to hide his unique evil aura of pork guy.
It seems that Shi Dalong thinks that his son must be able to be enlightened, otherwise he would not dare to wear this kind of clothes, in the Han Dynasty, because the martial arts are in power, the dress of civilians is not as strict as fifty years ago, but the Ping family has always been a taboo to dress up, and he came out to swagger through the market without a little family background, and he couldn't say that the next day it would be all gone.
Shi hurriedly pulled Huang Zhiyu out of the yard, his family's business has been good for half a year, the movement of the demon beast has not disturbed the pigs in captivity, the price of meat is not high or low, most civilians can afford to eat, the pork guy takes some slot meat back every day to make a tooth sacrifice, and the water is also cheaply disposed of to the neighbors, and he has a good reputation.
Shi Dalong for today's enlightenment ceremony, but bothered, although enlightenment is not a small apprentice attempt, but once the enlightenment is passed, it is equivalent to half a foot into the official career, once into the official career, change the lintel, Shi Dalong even if he makes money, but also to arch the stone into the sect.
"You're going too?"
Shi Dalong looked at Huang Zhiyu and glanced at the mother-in-law on the side, and the mother-in-law impatiently hugged the litmus and shouted into the yard:
"Big sister, are you going to see Enlightenment?"
"Her eldest sister, Zhiyu is just going to join in the fun, and I will bring food over in a while!"
"Hey, you little fool, you have to make up for something, just keep up."
Across the street, the square in front of the Bodhi Monastery of the King Kong Gate has been filled with people from all over the world, the three major sects were enlightened on the same day, the King Kong Gate is the first choice, why, because it is close.
Huang Zhiyu followed behind the stone, squeezed towards the field, but saw that the temple had not yet opened, only the white line was pulled on the periphery, three sweeping monks were sweeping the fallen leaves in the line, no one dared to step into the white line, all standing on the periphery looking forward to it, on the left side stood a group of shabbyly dressed teaching gentlemen, each made into the clay sculpture, did not squint, the body was like a pine; On the right side are dozens of big men with the signboard of the Daying Martial Arts Hall, all wearing cardigans, with open hearts, holding big knives, sitting on the horses, scanning the children.
"Sugar-fried chestnuts, delicious sugar-fried chestnuts!"
"Osmanthus cake, lotus seed cake, hibiscus cake, mung bean cake."
"Sugar man, sugar man, first pinch one of the Eight Immortals to cross the sea, and then pinch one to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor applauded after eating it, don't you buy one? Melt in your mouth, sweet to the bottom of your heart, and never regret it! ”
"Liangfen, authentic Shuzhou Liangfen, Shubei Liangfen, a unique in the world, famous in Kyushu, good quality and low price, mix a full stomach, don't regret eating, you have to have another bowl after eating."
Hawkers who do business set up stalls on the periphery, and every time they are enlightened, those countrymen from three towns, four townships and sixteen villages are here to cope with lunch, even if they are from the city, today is also a great event, and they have to spend three or two big money to spend a lot.
"Why haven't you come out yet?"
"Are you in a hurry? If you're hungry, buy some fruits and melons! ”
Shi was impatient, and nagged, Shi Dalong handed over three big money, which can be regarded as generous, he hurriedly pulled Huang Zhiyu out, but was pulled by his mother, staring at Huang Zhiyu unhappily and said:
"Little fool, did your mother ever pay you money?"
"Yes."
Huang Zhiyu took out five big money, and the stone felt that his mother was too stingy, so he quickly took out the five big money given by Huang Zhiyu and said:
"Bird Feather gave me five big bucks, saying it was to buy some snacks."
"You kid, since you have money, why didn't you say it earlier! Also, don't shout with birds and feathers, call Chen Zhiyu. ”
"Hey, hey, forget it, forget it, come, give you seven more, you and Chen Zhiyu are ten big bucks each, go out and play, but I'll call you in a while, you have to come over quickly."
"Hey, Dad, got it!"
Shi Dalong is a good person, he doesn't want to take advantage of the Chen family, and his mother-in-law nags him again, this stupid boy usually eats stone pastries, and he should spend some money on his family, why not let him?
"The woman sees, then Chen Xun's business is booming now, will he lose our family?"