Chapter 36: Beaten
Yao Hong took the duck and kept a distance from Wang Pole, Li Yongqiang threw away the short stick, rubbed his white and fat fist, and spoke politely:
"I won't deceive you, if you are not enlightened, I won't use martial arts, let's work hard."
"Good!"
"Let's go!"
Yao Hong shouted, but saw Huang Zhiyu rushing over, Li Yongqiang was taken aback, how can this kid not understand the rules at all, it stands to reason that everyone has to talk about etiquette, how can they start fighting without saying a word.
"It's good to come!"
Li Yongqiang shouted, and smashed a lunge punch towards Huang Zhiyu's head, Huang Zhiyu has been practicing for three years by himself, waiting for today, he will not show any martial arts foundation, the purpose of coming is actually to be beaten, to beat people, you must learn to be beaten, to practice martial arts, you should not be afraid of hardship; No matter how strong the body is, there is no ability to resist blows, and there is no psychological ability to deal with headwinds, and it is in vain to practice it.
But on weekdays, where can I find someone who beat him in the lower courtyard, and there are monks in the temple patrolling the street on the street, and it is strictly forbidden to fight privately.
When it comes to men, women, and children, it is an ancient boxing method invented by ancient rural women, and it is popular in kindergartens and is a natural fighting skill for men, women and children.
Of course, Huang Zhiyu will not be stupid to expose his flaws in martial arts, so he simply wants to beat people and be beaten, he comes up and raises his hands is to pick, after the right face was hit by the fat man, his body staggered, and he almost fell, but he was fierce, and he didn't care about breaking the bleeding corners of his mouth, a vicious dog pounced on, so he stopped the fat man by the waist and hugged him, and threw the fat man to the ground with a pop.
The fat man Li Yongqiang was also stunned, the little fool was so fierce, he used to fight, just give people a stick and a punch, those children were so frightened that they cried and went to find their mother, and after being stunned, he ate Huang Zhiyu's two punches on his face, and the pain immediately made him sober, and he struggled to turn Huang Zhiyu over, his fists flew over, and Huang Zhiyu's hands in front of him were numb.
"Good! Well played! ”
Yao Hong shouted on the side, it seems that the little fool has no power to fight back, but he just finished shouting, but he saw that the little fool's waist was strong, and his hands were not blocked, and he was still smashed on the face by the fat man's fist, but his hands hooked the fat man's shoulders, and when he pulled hard, a head hammer hit the fat man's head.
only heard the sound of the touch, Li Yongqiang sighed, covered his face and got up from him, took a few steps back, and sat on the ground with his butt. Huang Zhiyu got up, he was hit seven or eight times on his face, only a little pain, it seemed that the fight between children was no longer suitable for him, he originally thought that he would stop there, but Li Yongqiang actually got up and walked towards him.
"Come again!"
"Good!"
Li Yongqiang didn't cry, but looked very happy, his nose was hung with color, and nosebleeds splashed out.
"Qiangzi, stop fighting, you have a nosebleed!"
Li Yongqiang ignored Yao Hong's dissuasion, stretched out his hand and posed a goshawk fighting rabbit pose, Huang Zhiyu applauded from the bottom of his heart when he saw it, and the little fat man began to move seriously.
One punch, two punches, three punches, Li Yongqiang's fists did not fail, and hit Huang Zhiyu's shoulders, armpits, and backs one after another, each blow revealed that he was extremely skilled in the martial arts exercises he had learned, although this kid's strength was more than twice as big as just now, but the damage to Huang Zhiyu was limited, and it was just a little humiliating to be punched to the flesh.
Seeing that Li Yongqiang was still laughing with a nosebleed, Huang Zhiyu was also ruthless, a punch drilled past the fat man's face, and the fat man smashed on his ribs with a punch, but before he could dodge, Huang Zhiyu's elbow hit his smug face.
Elbow hit, knee hit, egg pulling, three indiscriminate tricks again and again, the fat man was shocked by this shameless and obscene trick, the monk fist that had just been put out immediately jumped out of shape, and finally Huang Zhiyu A monkey stole a peach on the egg, screamed and jumped away holding his crotch, and roared while jumping:
"How can there be such a competition, you are cheating!"
Yao Hong and Wang Gongzi are also dumbfounded, these moves are too obscene and shameless, either to go down three ways at people, or to greet people's eyes, although the master in the martial arts hall has also said that when it comes to desperately, you have to do everything, no matter what kind of martial arts routines, how to be practical and how to come, but this Nima is not desperate?
"Not convinced?"
"Phew! Count you winning, ouch, my cock, little fool, can you not hit my cock, my dad said, this is the key to men, you can't fight. ”
Li Yongqiang, who had distorted facial features, rubbed his crotch, but he was relieved, walked to Yao Hong's side, took the oil paper, and said:
"Don't use this trick next time."
"Oh."
He took the duck and stuffed the fat duck leg directly into his mouth, and before he could taste the taste, he heard the gurgling sound, and saw that the three boys were staring at himself eating the duck, so he simply spread out the oil paper and said:
"Eat them all, eat them all."
"You won, it's yours."
"Eat them all!"
Tear off a leg and stuff it to Wang Pole, Wang Pole's eyes are golden, and he is not polite, he grabbed the duck leg and tore it with white teeth, Li Yongqiang and Yao Hong were not very comfortable on their faces, seeing that they didn't do anything, they cleaned a duck leg, and Huang Zhiyu, who was biting the bone and preparing to swallow it together with the bone slag, held the oil paper and said:
"If you don't eat it, I'll throw it away."
"Don't, don't."
Yao Hongxian couldn't help it, what a good duck, what a pity to throw it away, and hurriedly came over and pulled off the duck's head and neck, I didn't expect this kid Zhen Nima to eat, the duck's neck is fragrant, and he can grasp the taste.
Li Yongqiang was bleeding from his nose there, and seeing that he couldn't cover it with a handkerchief, Huang Zhiyu handed the duck to Yao Hong, walked over and reached out and pinched the little fat man's nose.
"What are you doing?"
"Don't move, help stop the bleeding!"
After pinching for about two minutes, Huang Zhiyu let go of his hand and said:
"Exhale through your mouth, and if it's still flowing, pinch your nose with your hand and squeeze it tightly."
Li Yongqiang took two breaths, and found that it was really gone, the child didn't hold grudges, and said thank you to Huang Zhiyu.
"Eat ducks."
"Okay."
The four of them sat on the ground, and wiped out a fat duck in the land temple, Wang Pole ate the meat, the purpose was achieved, and he had to walk seven miles to return to the Qixia Martial Arts Hall, and everyone didn't leave him, just said that he would come back tomorrow, there were pig's trotters, and let Wang Pole trot out with a happy face.
"Go home and don't sue your mother, otherwise we won't be able to come tomorrow."
Li Yongqiang, this kid is still a martial arts idiot, and he doesn't feel ashamed at all when he is overturned by Huang Zhiyu, but wants to get back to the field, Yao Hong also thinks that there is nothing wrong, anyway, the martial arts hall is loose, and there is nothing to do after school, and you can eat meat when you come here to fight, why not?
"I won't sue, I'm leaving."
Huang Zhiyu ran towards the house with a smoke, the sun was setting, it was time to clean up when he went home, first ran to the manger in the lower courtyard, washed his face with water, and hurried home while it was dark.
Push the door into the courtyard, there is no one, the lights are on in the house, the situation is not good.
He buckled the door, the door creaked open, Chen Xun saw him at the door, his body was full of soil, there were obvious red marks on his face, and the corners of his mouth were broken, Chen Xun frowned, and said:
"Got into a fight?"
"No, I fell."
"Come in and talk!"
Chen Xun carried him into the house, his father had just come back from outside, and he wanted to take a hot bath and rest comfortably, who knew that the little boy was covered in dust, and lied to him that he had fallen, although he was not a person in the rivers and lakes, but what kind of traces had not been seen, and he roared first when he entered the house:
"Lady, come and see Zhiyu's masterpiece!"
Pulled under the oil lamp, this time it was clearer, Leng Xiu, who was boiling water in the backyard, hurriedly ran over, and when he saw his son's dirty appearance and his clothes were torn, he stared at him with round eyes and shouted:
"Who hit it?"
"It's not a fight, it's a fall."
"!"
Chen Xun patted the low table on the kang, pointed to his mouth and said:
"Open your mouth."
"Ah~"
"Hey, why do you have a mouth full of roast duck?"
“......”
"Who's the murderer! Son, don't be afraid, tell your mother, your mother is looking for them desperately! ”
"No, no, they all said they fell down!"
"Where's the soy sauce bottle?"
“......”
A family of three is considered to be on the bar, and if you have to figure out what is going on, Huang Zhiyu just carries it and doesn't say it, and if you don't say it, you won't eat, and you're hungry.
Suddenly I heard a bang outside, and a shrew opened her throat and roared before she could enter the door:
"The broken child of the Chen family has beaten someone, and the neighbors have come to comment on it, look at what our strong son has been beaten, his nose has been broken!"
While roaring, he walked in, and when he heard this movement, Shi Dalong led his mother-in-law and the litmus who had just walked out, the ancients, there was no TV, computer, and no square dance aerobics for leisure, so they were naturally happy to watch the excitement; Chen Xun and Leng Xiu were stunned, Leng Xiu took off his makeup and it was inconvenient to go out, so he asked Chen Xun to go out to have a look.
"Master Chen, look at your little cub beating my son, what do you say about this?"
As soon as Chen Xun went out, he was held by Li Yongqiang's wife, Li Yongqiang lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, he wanted to squeeze out, but his hand was held by his mother, and he couldn't get out.
"Sister-in-law of the Li family, what's going on?"
"What's going on? Your son has beaten someone! ”
"You mean Zhiyu, it's impossible, he's only three and a half years old."
“......”
The sister-in-law of the Li family was stunned, turned back at Li Yongqiang, and asked:
"He's only three and a half years old, and he's not enlightened yet, and you've been beaten up by a three-and-a-half-year-old doll?"
“...... Mother, don't say it, let's go! ”
Li Yongqiang couldn't wait to dig a hole in the ground and get into the soil, and the sister-in-law of the Li family also felt that her face was burning in panic, and she was angry, so she took off the insoles and greeted Li Yongqiang.
"You rammer, you can't even beat an unenlightened kid, and you're embarrassed to cry in front of me......"
"Mother, don't fight, don't fight, don't you have to ask? I...... I...... Don't hit ......."
The sister-in-law of the Li family chased Li Yongqiang out of the yard, swallowed his saliva at Shi Dalong, who was watching the excitement at the door, and hurriedly walked over to drive away the neighbors who were crowded at the door to watch the excitement, closed the door, and laughed:
"Brother Chen, your family knows that Yu is really amazing, you beat up the Mengwa of the martial arts hall before you open your mind, and you will definitely be able to enter the government in the future!"
"Hmph, a troublemaker."
Chen Xun was unhappy on his face, but his heart was happy, and after a few polite words with Shi Dalong, he pushed the door back to the house, and saw Huang Zhiyu sitting cross-legged on the kang to make rice, Leng Xiu sat opposite and wiped his hands and dough with a white cloth, and every time he wiped it, Huang Zhiyu grinned.
Seeing Chen Xun coming in, Leng Xiu hurriedly asked:
"What? Zhiyu really got into a fight with someone? ”
"Well, everyone has come to the door, can there be a fake?"
"Who hit you?"
"Tailor Lee's eldest son."
"That little fat man who opened up in the martial arts hall?"
"It's not him, it's much worse than our Zhiyu, his nose is swollen, it looks like you kid must use a mallet."
Brother Xun'er, a medical craftsman, was really as wise as a torch, and he immediately pointed out the origin of the stain on his forehead, Huang Zhiyu lay down half a bowl of rice, put lentils in his mouth, and said not very clearly:
"He said that he would eat fat ducks if he won the battle, and I fought with him."
"Gluttony?"
"Yes."
"Wait."
Chen Xun rummaged through a basket with his back on his back, took out a hemp rope oil paper tie, untied it and said:
"I was waiting for you to eat tomorrow, but today you gave my dad a face, so let's eat it today, lady, can you ......?"
Leng Xiu glanced at him, and went to the back kitchen with a candle in his hand to find two plates, a wine cup and a white bottle of soju. Chen Xun opened the oiled paper bag, and two plates of fatty elbow meat were placed on the table, which was tempting to look at in the candlelight.
The family ate elbow meat with laughter and laughter until midnight, and when Huang Zhiyu fell asleep and took off his autumn clothes, he found that this kid had abrasion-like marks on his skin.
"It's all superficial wounds, it's not in the way, I'll go get medicine and wine, and it's not good to leave traces after all."
Chen Xun knocked on the door with his waist knife and went out, Leng Xiu locked the door, returned to the bedside, patted Huang Zhiyu's back with his hand, and whispered:
"Although your father is not your own father, in the past three and a half years, he has treated you as his own, and he will enter the official career in the future, but remember to repay him."