Chapter 198: Brother Li, three generations of close relatives can't get married!
For the Blue Blood Twin Snakes, this is a trip that says go, I bring you, you bring the bowl, I am responsible for selling, I am responsible for shouting, and strive to be the boss together at the end of the year...... That's impossible to drop.
In this kind of business, the blue blood twin snakes were stunned because they didn't sell a piece of gold silk armor, not because the brothers didn't work hard, but because the people in the rivers and lakes didn't play cards according to the routine. Yang Xin has clearly marked the price, as long as ninety-nine taels of silver, the golden silk treasure armor will be delivered, but none of the people who come are here to trade, and all of them are robbed by force.
Then they grieved. Yang Xin did not kill them, nor did he let the Blue Blood Twin Snakes kill them, but carved the "Caged Bird" and the Tongue Vortex Eradication Mark on their heads.
When Yang Xin unleashed a spell to make them experience a handful of pain from their souls, these people were completely honest and followed behind the blood river cart steadfastly, becoming Yang Xin's captives. Yang Xin's captives were growing like a snowball, and they were collecting all the way, and the team was getting bigger and bigger, and as soon as there were many people, no one dared to come to rob, but in the same way, those who really wanted to come to buy gold silk armor with ninety-nine taels of silver did not dare to come.
"They must be short of money." Yang Xin looked at the group of people who were following behind the Blood River Car and said lightly.
Li Xunhuan rolled his eyes, asked the sky speechlessly, as if what you said was so reasonable, I had nothing to say, and then carved the statue of Lin Shiyin on his head.
"Brother Li, good knife skills." Yang Xin said with a smile.
Li Xunhuan's knife skills are really good, Lin Shiyin's statue seems to be alive, and every time a statue is finished, Li Xunhuan will get out of the car and bury the statue.
"There are so many people in the back, Brother Li is not afraid that these people will secretly dig up the statue? Presumably, Brother Li, you also want the statue you carved to become a plaything in the hands of others. Yang Xin said suddenly.
Li Xunhuan was stunned, he really didn't expect this. Ah Fei in the carriage would not do such a boring thing, let alone Yang Xin, and even Lin Xian'er, who was closely following Yang Xin, should not be so despicable, but the group of bandits outside the carriage could be described as a mixture, and it was impossible to say that there were filthy people who did that dirty painting.
"I'm not worried." Li Xunhuan said with a smile.
"Why?" Yang Xin asked in surprise.
"Because of you."
"! Are you relying on me? First of all, I'm not interested in men. Yang Xin raised his middle finger fiercely at Li Xunhuan.
"Since you dare to ask this kind of question, it means that there is a solution." Li Xunhuan laughed very happily.
"Can you stop laughing so obscenely?" Yang Xin said angrily.
"I'm smiling so much, and I'm happy if I can make you smack. That's the only thing that makes me happy. Li Xunhuan smiled really happily. The happy Yang Xin wanted to punch him twice in the face.
"It's an amnestic stick, use it like that." Yang Xin took out the amnestic stick of the world of "Men in Black", threw it to Li Xunhuan, and taught him how to use it.
Li Xunhuan laughed even more happily, and when people are happy, they drink well. Not only did he drink alone, but he also asked Yang Xin and Ah Fei to accompany him to drink, maybe Wuliangye was too delicious, Lin Xian'er also drank, and the amount of alcohol was very good.
"Childe, do you believe in love?" Lin Xian'er looked at Yang Xin with drunken eyes, blowing like an orchid.
"Spit out the cart and fine two hundred taels of silver." Yang Xin blurted out.
"Hahahaha~" Li Xunhuan looked up to the sky and smiled, laughing so much that tears flowed out, "Of course Brother Yang doesn't understand love, he is an immortal, how can an immortal be emotional?" Of course you don't know how to be emotional......"
"How is that possible? Immortals and immortals, first people and then immortals, not first immortals. Yang Xin pursed his lips and said, thinking to himself, who is my brother? The god of the Akina mountain bike is also!
"Immortals understand feelings, can they understand feelings that day?" Li Xunhuan sighed, covered his chest, his heart hurt so much that he couldn't breathe, and he seemed to be reminded of the past again.
"Brother Li, it's not okay for you to be hurt by love like this, Blood Bodhi can treat the injuries on your body, but your injuries can't be cured, Brother Li, you have to come out of the love wounds quickly." Yang Xin persuaded.
"Brother Yang, is there a way?" Li Xunhuan was like a puddle of mud, lying in the car, looking at Yang Xin with hazy eyes.
"Easy to do!" Yang Xin blinked, took out an amnestic from his arms again, and aimed it at Li Xunhuan.
Li Xunhuan was covered in cold hair, turned from a puddle of mud to a cheetah in an instant, hid behind Ah Fei, turned his back to Yang Xin, closed his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Brother Yang, don't do this." If I can forget her, then I am not me, I can't forget her, and I can't forget her. ”
"Brother Li, don't worry, I'm not erasing your memory." Yang Xin said.
"And what are you doing with an amnestic stick?" Li Xunhuan asked.
"I just see that the atmosphere is too embarrassing, active and lively, and I see that you are calm, I didn't expect you to panic sometimes, haha!" Yang Xin smiled happily.
"Why am I so disbelieving?" Li Xunhuan had a cold face, turned around, and drank frantically into his mouth.
"Would you like to try extreme therapy?" Yang Xin said suddenly.
"As long as I don't erase my memories of her, whatever you want." Li Xunhuan said vaguely while pouring wine into his mouth.
As soon as Li Xunhuan's words fell, Yang Xin snapped his fingers loudly, and the sound of a flute sounded slowly.
Plum blossom dance!
As this music sounded, Li Xunhuan seemed to think of the scene of dancing with Lin Shiyin under the plum tree, and the pain on his face became even stronger. I wanted to cough but couldn't cough it out, a grain of blood Bodhi entered my stomach, and the injuries in my body had already been cured, and Li Xunhuan was even more painful.
This is not over, when a plum blossom dance is over, Yang Xin changed to a sad music - "The Love of My Life"
"Once upon a time, now it has passed, and it will never come again, and the red leaves will be buried in the dust;
The beginning and the end are always the same, you are floating outside the white clouds on the edge of the sky;
The sea of suffering, turning up love and hate, in the world, it is difficult to escape fate, blind date, unapproachable, or I should believe that it is fate......"
"My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will put on a golden armor and step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me. It's just that I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending......" Zixia Fairy's words completely poked Li Xunhuan's tears, and unconsciously, Li Xunhuan's eyes flowed with tears.
It's not over, Yang Xin continued to destroy Li Xunhuan's heart, and all kinds of sad music were played vigorously, maybe Li Xunhuan couldn't understand the lyrics, but he could fully understand the charm.
Yang Xin even released "Top Ten Sad Golden Songs of Animation", destroying Li Xunhuan, almost destroying Li Xunhuan's heart into thousands of holes and crumbling into scum, and finally, Yang Xin came up with a killer idea.
"Brother Li, do you know that three generations of close relatives can't get married!" Yang Xin said softly.
This soft voice sounded like thunder in Li Xunhuan's ears, and Li Xunhuan's eyes widened suddenly, staring at Yang Xin tightly.
"White Snake!" Yang Xin knocked lightly on the carriage.
White Snake passed through a stack of files.
"This is a population file that I sent White Snake to take lightly along the way, everywhere I went, and it introduced in detail the tragic results of the close relatives after they became married." Yang Xin handed these files to Li Xunhuan.
Li Xunhuan took it and looked at it casually. After only a moment, Li Xunhuan's hands trembled, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and the whole person seemed to be fished out of water.
"It can't be." Li Xunhuan let out a desperate roar, threw down a dossier, and then went to turn over the next one, until all the dossiers were gone, and then the whole person seemed to have lost his soul and frantically poured wine into his mouth like a walking corpse, which used to be poured cup by cup, but now he poured bottle by bottle into his mouth.
"You think that letting you listen to music is extreme therapy, and this is the real extreme treatment. Brother Li, there are some things that must be faced. Brother Li, don't blame me, I'm doing this for your good. Yang Xin sighed with a look of empathy.
I don't know if it's an illusion, Lin Xian'er always feels that Yang Xin's sigh has a hint of schadenfreude? …… No, Lin Xian'er couldn't think of any words to describe how she felt, but she trusted her instincts.
"Let's go!"
"Where are you going?" Li Xunhuan said blankly.
"Go and see if what the dossier says is true."
"Are you trying to completely dispel the luck in my heart?" Li Xunhuan was already numb from pain.
"I'm for your good!" After Yang Xin finished speaking, he began to void and turn into a circle, and then a portal with golden light appeared in front of Li Xunhuan, Ah Fei, and Lin Xian'er.
Li Xunhuan and Ah Fei's eyes widened, Lin Xian'er opened her mouth wide, Lin Xian'er, who had cultivated the Heavenly Demon Secret, carried infinite temptation in her every move, and her wide open mouth actually made Yang Xin's body hot, and the inexplicable Yang Xin actually thought of these words and things evilly......
Yang Xin hurriedly threw this terrible thought out of his mind, grabbed Li Xunhuan and disappeared into the portal.
When Yang Xin and Li Xunhuan returned to the carriage again, Yang Xin actually saw an incredible scene......