Chapter Eighty-Five: Today's Author Is Named Cancer......
Maybe he will become the lazy and unobtrusive "Squidward" admiral in the future, but at this moment, the 17-year-old Kuzan is definitely saying to Gion with great enthusiasm, "I plan to join the navy in the future" - even if he had only seen the disappointment of the residents of the navy on this remote island before, but he knew very well that it was not the inaction of the navy, but the more cunning of the evildoers, who walked outside the edge of the law.
But then again, if Kuzan wasn't talking to Gion, but to a certain Vice Admiral of the "Terminator of the Coastal Seas" who was on vacation in his hometown in the East China Sea, then the latter would be excited to discuss with him how to join forces and join the Navy and come directly to his ship.
The reason is simple - although the latter has a bad personality, he has a pair of extremely clear eyes and a strong ability to pay for his actions most of the time.
And Gion......
"First of all, as much as I hate these pirates for ruining the lives of the inhabitants, I have no right to make a decision on what to do against them without consulting my superiors; Secondly, even if our navy decides to wipe out all the pirates here, we won't join forces with you. Professional matters should be entrusted to professional people, and it is the duty of our navy to exterminate pirates; Finally, it's certainly a good thing that you're going to join the Navy, but it's not as simple as you think, and you need to go to the branch to do registration and qualification...... If you don't know the place, I can show you the way. ”
Gion let her guard down slightly, and although she still didn't sit down, her hand on the hilt of the knife was already loose.
- That's right, compared to Polusalino, a "naval bastard" who symbolizes the downline, and Sakaski, a "naval elite" who represents the upline, the 15-year-old female captain Gion is not as monstrous as the two of them, but it is more in line with the definition of "naval model" by the top brass of the Navy Headquarters:
Born in a good background, he has the talent to endure hardships, and he absolutely agrees with the Navy in concept...... The most important thing is to act in a way that is absolutely consistent with the rules.
Kuzan, who had roughly guessed what kind of character this Navy lady was from the previous conversation, didn't feel much surprised at this time, he just sighed a little helplessly, then lowered his head and put his hand on the cold face that he had brought up before:
“ICE…… Noodle? ”
……
"Happy times are so short, and it's this shortness that makes happy times even more joyful, doesn't it?"
"Smile, look at me, I'm actually the one who has eaten the ability of the ape form of the human fruit!"
"Why don't you stand here and don't move, and I'll pick two wild oranges for you?"
"Don't really cry, Boya~ You have to stand up!"
……
Looking at Boya, who couldn't listen to the persuasion at all in front of him, and was still dropping "Golden Beans" all the time, Polusalino could only sigh helplessly - at this time, he hoped that he was not a person with the ability of a shining fruit, but an ability of "Everyone Fruit Phantom Beast Seed Nika Form", because that fruit was said to make everyone laugh......
However, even a "straight man" like him, who is not good at figuring out women's minds, knows very well why Boya is so out of shape at this time - the happy time is indeed very short, and it is already October 29, 1492 in the Haiyuan calendar. Polusalino is about to leave the island of training tomorrow, and judging from the movement on the south side of the island just now, the Nine Snake Pirates who came to search and rescue Boya have also arrived today.
In other words, it's time for the two to separate.
Although they have only known each other for less than 20 days, and they have not experienced any major events worthy of being written into history, the preciousness of friendship is so unreasonable—the stories generated by playing with mud in childhood can still be remembered by some people for a lifetime, not to mention the friendship between Polusalino and Boya, two people who can be said to have relied on each other in the vast sea, in the forbidden area of life?
It could be just a laughing and unnutritious chat while eating, or it could be a simple point of pointing at each other during training, or simply a speechless glance at each other when you are lazy and in a daze...... In short, the pure and superficial things are the most moving, at least both of them care about them.
In the end, I don't know if the theorem of "if you are comforted, you will keep crying, and if you are not comforted, you will not cry" worked, or whether it was realizing that time should not be wasted like this, Boya returned to the posture of the Nine Snake Female Warrior. She rubbed her crying red eyes and bit her lip to look at Polusalino:
"I will not say goodbye to Mr. Polusalino, because we will surely have the opportunity to meet again in the future! I want to see you again! ”
"Hey, the roles of the two of us who said this are reversed~"
Polusalino only felt that it was full of sight, but it was very strange.
"And I will definitely let you visit Daughter Island in the future, Mr. Polusalino! I will treat you well! We will always be friends! ”
"Boya, you still remember the joke I said I wanted to visit Daughter Island...... Well, it is estimated that it will be possible until you become the emperor of Daughter Island or your daughter Hancock becomes the emperor of Daughter Island~"
"Remember to tell her our story......"
Polusalino laughed.
Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he took something out of his pocket and handed it to Boya:
"This is for Hancock. Let me tell you, it is the tanuki god that the people in my hometown believe in, his name is Blue Fatty, and the children love it, this tanuki god ......"
……
Zefa, the world's highest combat power, Admiral, known as the "black wrist", is undoubtedly a time when men who have seen a lot of the world rarely lose their temper - even if he sees something beyond his comprehension (such as the Bayeri fist summoned by Polusalino last time), he will control his actions with his strong willpower, and he is not shocked on the outside.
What is the determination of the admiral! (Tactical Fallback)
But the scene in front of him made a man like Zefa really a little confused. So much so that after the cigar in his hand fell on the deck of the warship, he still maintained a stunned posture with his mouth slightly open.
(This is the windless island of Caledonia, right?) This monkey-looking guy is my student Polusalino, right? I sent him here to hell, right? )
(But how does this guy look like he's stocking up on a grocery store!! )
It was as if he had gone on a paid vacation to the most exclusive hot spring hotel, and Polusalino, who was very good-looking, stood on the beach with a smile on his face, and beside him were pheasants, coconut fruits, sea fish, animal skins, and hares piled up all over the beach......
"Mr. Zefa! I want to kill you! ”
Zefa suddenly had an urge to immediately order the warship to turn its bow and go straight away at full speed—not because of anything else, but because he felt that as an admiral, as a great husband, he should still have more responsibilities. What kind of master-apprentice relationship, what to take Polusalino away, and it is not too late to think about it when the pirates in the world are eliminated......
……
Although his heart was very angry, and his face even turned dark, Admiral Zefa still asked all the sailors on the ship to go into battle and bring back to the warship the souvenirs of the beach of Porusalino.
And Polusalino also took advantage of this gap to chat with him:
“…… According to Mr. Zhao Zefa, you say that, the scientific researchers of the navy and the government really conquered the technology of warships sailing in the windless zone according to the idea I proposed? ”
"It can't be completely overcome, after all, there are still big deficiencies in the stability of the Hailou Stone camouflage system and the power of the warship. The old man brought this prototype ship to the windless belt this time, in addition to picking up you students to take this task, it is also to help the scientific researchers record data and do some experiments. ”
"That's right...... Then again, Mr. Zefa, the predecessor of this warship was a super-large lieutenant-admiral-class battleship in the headquarters, right? I see that the artillery on it has been dismantled? ”
“…… Otherwise, why do you think the ship can hold these things for your boy!! Don't be ashamed!! Get the old man on board!! ”
……
By the time the flying squirrel, a naval avant-garde hairstyle, was picked up by Admiral Zefa, Polusalino was almost unrecognizable.
- His body, which was originally relatively thin among the future lieutenant generals, became thinner, his eyes were deeply sunken, and his surroundings were blackened. The purple Moxican hair was not only a lot duller, but also a lot thinner. The face seems to have become more carrot-like due to hunger, the lips are chapped, and the whole person takes on a sickly yellow color. Coupled with black shorts that have been rotted into strips of cloth and leafless branches in his hands, he is a refugee from Alabastan.
"Well, Flying Squirrel, do you think you've made progress after a month of hell?"
General Zefa asked with secret satisfaction in his heart while looking at the student flying squirrel.
(This is what I imagined hell to look like!) Polusalino was an accident...... )
"Mr. Zefa, I ......"
When the flying squirrel who had just boarded the warship saw Zefa, he only felt that his nose was sour, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Yo, flying squirrel, long time no see~"
Polusalino greeted with a smile.
Not only did there be no trace of suffering, but Polusalino, who seemed to have been nourished a lot, brought a huge impact to the flying squirrel's heart.
He only felt that his nose was more sore, and tears couldn't stop falling......
"Zefa-sensei......"
"You kid, why are you still crying......"
Zefa smiled with a confused smile.
……
Most of the next seventeen elite class students also have a similar mental outlook to the flying squirrel, and Polusalino roughly compared, and the flying squirrel who couldn't help crying was actually in better condition among the eighteen people.
Those who are even worse, like ghost spiders. When he boarded the ship, he was covered with scars, some of which were still fresh and had not yet scabbed, and they looked like they were no more than two days at most. And the most terrifying thing is that his face is green, his hair is also stained with strange green slime, and his body also exudes a kind of spider smell......
Dalmesia was just as miserable, and when he got on the boat, he looked like he was swollen. After squinting his eyes and taking a closer look, he realized that this layer of puffiness was actually a small pimple, because there were too many and too dense, so it looked like red puffiness.
Polusalino could probably guess what had happened to him—General Zefa must have sent him to an island full of mosquitoes and creatures by "random lots...... And the dog fruit ability is also a dog from a certain point of view, and mosquitoes are the most annoying creatures for dogs......
The appearance of these students made Porusalino feel lucky on the one hand, but also felt a little chilling on the other.
I feel lucky because they have had a miserable experience, but they are very comfortable, in contrast, except for tax evasion or tax evasion; And I shudder because what happened to them reflected, in a way, some of the characteristics of Zefa as a teacher (black belly). These qualities made Porusalino feel that their lives would be miserable for the rest of their lives......
(Zefa in the theatrical version is really just an appearance, but fortunately I didn't believe it all...... Damn, Oda is really a man who draws manga, and he knows the One Piece with a hammer...... )
Of course, in addition to tax evasion and shuddering, Polusalino also found it troublesome—every time a cadet boarded the ship, he had to endure the man's resentful gaze, and then, when questioned, explain the origin of the ship's suvenirs.
"Mr. Zefa, only Sakasky is left, right? We're going to pick him up now? ”
Seeing that everyone's resentment was getting deeper, Polusalino, who was afraid of trouble, hurriedly changed the topic.