Chapter 15: The Highest Level of Joke Telling
No matter what you do, you will only feel a little more at ease when you have a backup option, just take the simplest weekend. It is estimated that most people will love Saturday a little more than Sunday, because on Saturday, they always think "you can play freely today, after all, there is a Sunday, even if it is okay to stay all night tonight!" ”
And if it's a Sunday, it's still a rest day, but there is a backup day off compared to Saturday, so Sunday's "Oh, are you going to work tomorrow?" "It's a lot inferior, it's like a stone falling in my heart, even if I can't let go of it no matter how much I want to play, and gradually I will become melancholy. (Except, of course, those who do not have weekends)
And this theory, also known as Fu Xiaoyou theory, means that everything must be prepared so that you can deal with all kinds of emergencies.
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At this time, several hours had passed since Wu Lei was told the plan in the afternoon, and after agreeing on a meeting place with Wu Lei, only Fu Xiaoyou and Li Fanzhu were left in the office.
Fu Xiaoyou, who was standing in front of the mirror, was trying to change his image, while Li Fanzhu, who was standing behind him, was repeatedly thinking about the role he was going to pretend to be for a while.
A female college student who is confused by a campus loan.
There are no more details, but I briefly explained that I am a college student who loves vanity a little, but my family is not wealthy, and after being stimulated by other sisters in my dormitory, I also went to the road of pursuing luxury.
“……”
Li Fanzhu, who was holding a script in his hand, but was actually just a map of the city, secretly looked at Fu Xiaoyou, who was combing his hairstyle, and the places with X on it were all fast food restaurants similar to KFC.
Hell of the body.
As for Fu Xiaoyou, he played a villain who collects debts. Because Li Fanzhu didn't repay the money in time after borrowing money, he came here thousands of miles away to collect debts, but Li Fanzhu himself had no financial resources, and in the face of this, he was almost unable to repay the interest on the principal, even if it was only a part.
Finally, it is the protagonist of this story, Wu Lei. Originally, he was taking the money and was going to choose a gift for his girlfriend for the first anniversary of their relationship, but on the way there, he stumbled upon Li Fanzhu who was being coerced by debt collection. But then there is no money to buy gifts for girlfriends.
Li Fanzhu (annoyed): I'm sorry, you have nothing to do with me, but you paid off my debt for me, this is ...... I really don't know how to thank you, anyway, I'll make it up to you when I have money in the future.
Wu Lei: Well, it's just a little money! Hehe, and besides, even if someone else encounters this situation, they will draw a knife to help.
So, having lost the money to buy gifts for his girlfriend, Wu Lei could only give up, preparing to go out for a few more days to work part-time, and then make up for his girlfriend.
A boyfriend who missed his anniversary turned into a good man who missed his anniversary because he wanted to help others
……
For such an arrangement, even now Li Fanzhu still doesn't understand a little, maybe he hasn't set foot in this aspect yet, or for other reasons, Li Fanzhu always feels a little uncomfortable with this kind of plan, but he can't say what's wrong.
And after Fu Xiaoyou once again confirmed to Li Fanzhu that he would continue to participate in this plan, Li Fanzhu also understood that he had no other choice, after all, he couldn't come up with a plan that met his heart in a short time.
"Boss,,, what kind of clothes do I need to change?"
"It's better, at least look like some expensive clothes, but don't focus on the combination, just make it look like you're wearing expensive clothes together."
"Oh!"
"Also, you're playing a girl who is in a hurry to get in touch with the pop, and it seems that brown hair has been very popular among girls recently, it should be brown, but it's a little yellowish, if you can dye that kind of hair, maybe it feels better! Hawkers, but just think about it, not to mention that I don't have time to dye my hair now, and even if I am the boss, I don't have the right to let employees dye their hair! (Although it has existed in name only) haha......"
“…… Yes boss. ”
(embarrassing...... It's embarrassing) After saying the above sentence, Fu Xiaoyou carefully observed Li Fanzhu's expression through the surprise in front of her, but she didn't seem to react to the cold joke she told!
So much so that in the end, Fu Xiaoyou could only laugh awkwardly twice at the end to prove that he was telling a cold joke, not the domineering demands of a domineering boss.
"Poof......
However, it seems that Fu Xiaoyou smiled bitterly, which was more useful than the previous cold joke, because Li Fanzhu, who had not reacted, couldn't help but snicker at this moment.
Looking at Fu Xiaoyou, who wanted to ease the atmosphere and told all kinds of lame jokes, Li Fanzhu only felt embarrassed and wanted to laugh. The embarrassment is naturally because it is not a joke at all, and the reason for wanting to laugh is naturally not the joke itself, but the boss who is trying to lighten the atmosphere but is making jokes.
So, it turns out that the highest level of telling jokes is to turn yourself into a joke? Although it is the boss, it is actually not such an inaccessible property!
And at this moment, Li Fanzhu suddenly understood a little why Qin Yinnai called the boss to buy clothes together today, maybe he wanted to know the boss better!
“…… Actually, if the boss wants me to dye my hair, I can do it! ”
“…… Yes? ”
"No...... No. ”
Although the person who tells the bad joke has already become a joke himself, if someone takes his joke now, then the joke can only become an embarrassment in the coat of jokes.
And now it is obviously in this state, when Li Fanzhu unconsciously wanted to respond to Fu Xiaoyou's words, the embarrassing atmosphere spread instantly, and the two who turned their heads looked at each other, but it only lasted for a second, and the two of them instantly looked away again.
"Old ...... Boss, I didn't mean that, I just wanted to say,,, if the boss has this need, I can't do it...... No, no, no, no. ”
Li Fanzhu, who wanted to explain, depicted the scene darker and darker, dancing to the end, and could only choose silence.
“…… Yes, yes? ”
“……”
Burying his head lower and lower, Li Fanzhu at this time only felt a hot pain on his face, after all, what he said just now, no matter how he sounded, it seemed to be ......
Seeing that the atmosphere was about to be unmaintainable, a phone call suddenly came in, and the original boring ringtone had now become a natural sound in Fu Xiaoyou's heart.
Ah, I've never heard such a pleasant ringtone, and the person who can call right now must be an angel, right?
Wu Lei: "Hey, is it Mr. Fu?" When is evening, when do we get moving? ”
…… I didn't say what I just said.
"Ahem," coughed slightly, and Fu Xiaoyou picked up the phone.
"Well, we're almost ready here, and when we get to the school, you can start contacting you!"
Wu Lei: "Okay, doesn't it matter if the location is in the school?" ”
Fu Xiaoyou: "Well, that's right, after all, this is the best place." ”
Wu Lei: "Why? ”
Fu Xiaoyou: "...... I'll explain it to you when I get to the place. ”
Wu Lei: "Okay, I'll be waiting for you here." ”
Fu Xiaoyou: "Hmm! ”