Chapter Ninety-Five: King (Monkey) Card Agent Polusalino

The "Forward Pirates", a pirate group with a very positive name, is actually not positive at all - as the leader of the group, Bardy was originally a gangster gold medal fighter on a small island in the West Sea, and was later hunted down because he was green with his own boss, so he chose to go to sea and formed the Forward Pirates.

The first members of the pirates were all thugs on the island where he was, and after his persuasion, they boarded his ship (the merchant ship of the thief boss) with the same desire to make a fortune on the sea. And the members of this pirate group were similar to the original gang members, all of whom were gangsters on a nearby island.

Naturally, these little gangsters who even the local gangsters in the West Sea refused to accept would not have any strong combat power, let alone some Devil Fruit ability. In fact, like the vast majority of other pirates on the sea, the advancing pirates relied on only a dozen muskets to fight - not even a single one.

And the reason why they were able to get to the place of the Great Voyage, and even to the island of Zaran, which was under the protection of the Navy Headquarters, was also funny to say was purely because Baldi was too cautious.

As a pirate group, they never fly the pirate flag during the day, nor do they carry out raids, they behave like normal merchant ships, and even take the initiative to ask the navy for help when they encounter special situations; And on the night when the pirate flag was hoisted, they never attacked only those small merchant ships, and fought quickly and left no room for survival.

Bardy's men were initially unhappy - they were fed up with cowering as grandchildren on the island, so they wanted to go to the sea to be unscrupulous grandfathers. It turned out that after coming to the sea, most of the time you still have to pretend to be a grandson!

So the disgruntled crew members asked questions and even questioned Baldi, who thought he was a wise man, and he touched his stubble and replied in a tone of knowing everything:

"Only with wisdom can you be a pirate, go forward to the pirate group, double identity, double insurance. Remember: robbing too much does not necessarily make you rich, and not being killed is success. One pirate group, two identities, two time periods, carried out separately without interfering with each other. This is the Forward Pirates! ”

Bardi's titanium speech with a purity of 8848 was like a book from heaven to his group of younger brothers who hadn't read much. So Bardy gave full play to his strength as a former gangster gold medal fighter and taught his younger brothers a good lesson, so the younger brothers immediately understood his mind and settled down.

But Bardy also knew that such a class would not last long. Therefore, he promised his younger brothers that before entering the second half of the great voyage, he would definitely take them to do something great that caused a sensation in the sea!

After a minute-long reflection (two pounds of horse urine had been poured into it, a bit of a head), Baldi finally chose to "massacre" the town of Zaran. Because he thought about it carefully, although there is no naval garrison here on Zalan Island, it is very close to the naval headquarters, and the trouble here shows that their advance pirate group is strong and has a good reputation; And this island is also very close to the Chambord Islands, they can quickly move to the Chambord Islands after the trouble, and then take advantage of the fame to recruit another wave of crews, and finally enter the New World......

He had already thought of a new pirate flag - a white pattern on a black background, a dragon on the left, and a rainbow on the right. Dragons and rainbows complement each other, commemorating their cautious past as part pirates and half merchants.

After another glass of horse urine, Bardy spat at the unconscious bar owner. With the strength of his drink, he picked up the pistol that was placed on the table and aimed it at the head of the bar owner.

"Brothers~ Hiccup! I promise you! We...... It's time to do something big! ”

"Long live Boss Baldi!"

"Oooooo!!oo

The howl of the little brothers made Bardy grin and pull the trigger without the slightest hesitation.

"Bang!"

With a gunshot rang out, the head of the bar owner who fell to the ground ...... Nothing.

“…… What's going on? ”

Bardy was a little confused - he had clearly pulled the trigger and the gun had gone off, so why didn't the man on the ground have anything to do?

Bardy looked at his younger brother, and his younger brothers looked at him in confusion.

And just then, a man's voice came from the wide open door of the bar.

"Kuwa Ichichi ~ Sea Pirate ......"

……

It was none other than Polusalino who appeared at the door of the bar, holding in his left hand a long-handled umbrella he had just bought in the town store, and in his right hand he was still in the posture of a cocked orchid finger - he had just shot out Bardy's bullet with a laser.

Polusalino's strange tone, strange expression, and bewitching posture made Baldi stunned for a moment, and then the latter bent down sharply, and spit out all the horse urine he had just poured out. Gu mystery

Seeing this scene, Polusalino was still smiling, but there was no smile in his eyes.

……

Baldi, who had finally stopped vomiting, looked at Polusalino on the table and said, "I thought this island was ...... Hiccup, there's no navy left...... It turned out that Hiccup ...... There's still a ...... there."

"I went to buy an umbrella just now, I'm sorry,"

Polusalino smiled, "The 'Zaran Umbrella' on this island is very famous~"

"Buy an umbrella? Belch...... You're going to block my ...... with an umbrella Bullets? Hiccup~"

"Hahahaha!"

"That's stupid!"

Bardi's words made his men laugh unbridledly—indeed, in front of a battle of thirty of them, Polusalino, alone with an umbrella in his hand, was like a clown who had broken in.

- But who is the real clown?

Polusalino turned around with a smile on his face, and slammed the door of the bar shut.

“manners maketh man。”

Do you know what that means? It's okay if you don't know......"

The corners of Polusalino's mouth curled, "I'll teach you a lesson!" ”

……

Five minutes later, when Gion arrived at the bar with thirty sailors, Polusalino was sitting at the door of the bar, smoking a cigarette rather lonely.

Bardi had a nice pack of cigarettes on him, and when Polusalino beat him, he saw it and took it.

As a captain, Gion reacted the same as the thirty ordinary sailors, looking at Porusalino and the bar behind him with dozens of pirates.

"Colonel Polusalino...... Didn't you just throw us down and say you went buy an umbrella first? Then let's meet you at Zaran's Bar......"

"yes, I went to buy an umbrella,"

Polusalino waved the umbrella in his hand and smiled, "Didn't you meet me here too?" ”

"That's not what I meant, Colonel...... I mean, behind you, it's ...... What is a situation? ”

"It's nothing, just eliminate a group of miscellaneous fish pirates that happened to come across," Polusalino shrugged, "Also, don't be stunned, let's get started." ”

"Huh?"

"Of course I'm going in and washing the floor, my lovely captain~"

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