Of course, it was not clear to Polusalino that his leisurely work life was coming to an end, in fact, he had just woken up from his coma, and then he quickly fell into great doubts about his life.

Because before he fell into a coma, he deliberately explained the reason why General Zefa asked Fina and Gion to take care of him, so Polusalino actually had high expectations for his care during his coma.

According to his vision, everything should look like this:

He fell to the ground in a coma - Rear Admiral Fina and Gion, the two beautiful navy with proud figures, helped herself back left and right - Rear Admiral Fina, who had a negative relationship with herself, took off her clothes and wiped them with a towel, and Gion, who had just an ordinary relationship with herself, watched shyly from the sidelines - In order to avoid wetting the bed in a coma, Rear Admiral Fina and Gion shyly helped herself go to the toilet and were in a hurry...... In short, it's a very addictive episode!

However, the fact is that the general process of his assumptions is correct, but there are some discrepancies in the details - Major General Fina and Gion have become male nurse No. 1 and male nurse No. 2 from the medical department, and their shy expressions have changed to the expressions of excitement of the two, and their hurried hands have changed to their hands......

When Polusalino was in that state of being awake, he could clearly feel two pairs of powerful hands massaging his whole body. From the arms to the chest to the lower abdomen...... These two hands were extremely attentive and did not miss a single part; The dynamics are also moderately sized and quite artistic.

(Fina and Gion didn't expect to have such massage techniques...... Comfortable! Didn't I join the Navy for such enjoyment? ）

Because Rear Admiral Fina had been fighting in the navy longer and had rougher hands than Gion, Polusalino judged by feeling that the owner of the rougher hands that was massaging his left arm was Rear Admiral Fina; And the owner of the slightly delicate hands that are massaging his calves is Gion.

(Since it's Fina...... ）

With this in mind, Polusalino came to his senses and looked at "Major General Fina" with a smile that he thought was very handsome, ready to say hello in the sun.

"Yo! Fina, what's ......???!!! ”

Porusalino couldn't continue to speak, the original smile on his face froze, and his body was like a robot with a stuck gear, completely unable to move.

“…… Major General Polusalino! You're awake!!"

Nurse No. 2, a male nurse whose arms were thicker than Porusalino's thighs, met Polusalino's gaze with three points of surprise and seven points of reverence.

"Ah——!!!!!!h

The voice of pathos resounded throughout Marinfando.

This day is the darkest day of Polusalino the Traveler.

……

Time is a very wonderful thing, and even though it has not changed in itself, there will be obvious differences in people's perception of it - when they are busy, they will feel that time flies, and a long time has passed in a flash; In your free time, you feel like time flies slowly, and it seems like there are more than 24 hours in a day.

Since the World Conference, the Navy has embarked on a three-month world conscription program. Porusalino thought that there was nothing wrong with him, but he didn't expect the Warring States Marshal to suddenly arrange him as the head of the Beihai Division of World Recruitment, and he was fully responsible for the recruitment plan in Beihai.

At first, Polusalino excused himself with various reasons, but the Sengoku Marshal directly told him, "The title of lieutenant general is about to begin......", so Polusalino took Gion and Major General Fina and ran to the North Sea.

After handing over the task of recruiting to his deputy, Major General Fina, and Colonel Malvern, the land snake of the North Sea, Polusalino threw himself into the phone bug network plan.

This plan is the most difficult thing Polusalino has ever done since he crossed over, and the mere integration of the complex network technology of the Digimon world is enough to dumb down any ordinary person, let alone complete the adaptation work of the pirate world.

But fortunately, Porusalino's brain is no longer a human brain, but can be called a "light brain", and there are also a large number of technological Digimon in the Digimon world - they assisted Polusalino in tackling the phone bug network technology, and at the beginning of the third month of the World Draft in the North Sea, they successfully built a phone bug network that can be used.

Of course, although in the initial stage, the network plan relied on biowave communication between telephone bugs and did not require physical lines, but in the later stage, especially after the number of users and the distance between users increased dramatically, physical cables were necessary. Therefore, Polusalino called Doflamingo, who had eaten the fruit of the thread, to the North Sea.

Summoned to the North Sea, Doflamingo stayed in the best hotel on the island of Puerto Rico, the most prosperous island in the North Sea and close to the North Sea Naval Branch, where Polusalino met his family. Doflamingo himself was free to roam here, and every three days Porusalino came to give him an hour's lesson.

The course content includes the composition of network cables, the manufacture of network cables, and the precautions for laying network cables......

Just like Polusalino once had a big brain, wanting Sakasky to make a thermal power plant and Kuzan to make an air conditioner - Doflamingo, who ate the fruit of the line, is the most critical person in the modernization of the pirate world in Porusalino's eyes.

Why are there so many disputes in the world of pirates? Why so many tragedies? Polusalino believes that in addition to the source of the evil of the Draco group, there is also a very important point that the abilities of the capable people are not used scientifically, and they are all used to fight! If these almost anti-scientific abilities can be used to increase the productivity level of the entire world, why would Roger and the former Nika bother so much!

Therefore, although before Porusalino crossed over, he often saw people say that Doflamingo's fruit abilities were suitable for conceptual development, such as lifelines, destiny lines, and so on...... But in his opinion, compared to these mysterious and mysterious things, modern cables such as network cables and wires are the direction that Doflamingo should take!

What is the pattern!

Closer to home, after everything was ready, on the first Sunday of the third month of the implementation of the North Sea World Recruitment Program in Porusalino, the telephone bug network program was piloted in the North Sea. The location is the place where the North Sea has the most phone bugs, and it is also the place where Polusalino once joined the Navy, the North Sea Naval Branch.

That morning, Colonel Malvern was eating in the Navy cafeteria when his exclusive herald, Corporal Eden, ran in in a panic.

"Colonel Malvern! Colonel Malvern! ”

Colonel Malvin, who had just finished the main meal and was now drinking the after-dinner soup, couldn't help frowning, turned his head to look at Corporal Aden, who was running towards him, and reprimanded with a sinking face:

"What are you doing in a panic? And is there a little bit of a navy look! Major General Fina and others from the headquarters are still in our base, do you want them to look down on the spirit of the navy in our base? ”

"Hug, sorry! Captain! ”

Corporal Aden took a breath and then said loudly, "...... But it's really a big deal! Captain! All the phone bugs in our base have stopped working! ”

"What did you say?!"

Colonel Malvern's eyes widened, and his voice was so loud that it drew the attention of the rest of the sailors in the cafeteria.

"All the phone bugs in our base have stopped working?!"

"Yes...... The technicians couldn't handle it, so that's why they're coming to you, Colonel! ”

Corporal Aden replied.

Although the phone bugs are dormant on weekdays, Colonel Malvern is well aware that in order to ensure the normal operation of the base, the phone bugs in the North Sea Navy branch base under his jurisdiction do not sleep for the same time - in other words, they really all stop working, not collectively dormant.

The thought of the more than a hundred phone bugs in his base stopping their work en masse, Colonel Malvin's heart couldn't help but tremble. As an important armament material of the Navy, every telephone bug of the Beihai Branch has been approved and then issued by the Navy itself. Its importance and preciousness are no less than that of the latest heavy artillery.

"Quick! Take me there! ”

Colonel Malvern hurriedly urged.

"Yes!"

Corporal Aden and Colonel Malvern were on the run, and five minutes later, the two arrived at the communications room where the phone bugs were now gathered.

The communication room, which usually only makes sound when sending and receiving messages, is like a hot pot with boiling water, not only crowded with the civilian sailors in charge of communication in the base, but also these sailors are still pacing anxiously inside and outside the door at the moment.

And when Colonel Malvern entered the door, these civilian sailors seemed to see the backbone of the main heart, and they all showed surprise, and gathered around and shouted:

"Colonel!"

"Colonel Malvern!"

"You're finally here!"

……

Although he estimated that he would not be able to solve the problem by himself, Colonel Marvin knew very well that as the supreme commander of the base, he could not panic at any time, otherwise everything would really be over. So he nodded calmly and said stubbornly:

"Don't panic! Let me take a look at the situation of these phone bugs! ”

The civilian marines who had been surrounding immediately moved out of the way of Colonel Malvin, revealing the table behind them with telephone bugs.

Colonel Malvern's attention was instantly drawn to the rows of telephone bugs on the table, large and small, all with their eyes closed, hanging motionless, looking lifeless, and he was almost fainting in a panic of horror.

In particular, the much larger video phone bugs and long-range communication phone bugs among these telephone bugs are almost equivalent to half a warship on the military expenditure application form submitted by the Beihai Branch to the Navy Headquarters every year......

"What's going on with the specifics of these phone bugs stopping working? Which of you knows? ”

Facing Colonel Malvin, whose face was gloomy, as if a heinous pirate had escaped from his hands, these civilian sailors didn't want to speak first, so they all lowered their heads, for fear that they would become the target of accountability.

Colonel Marven looked at the way they bowed their heads and didn't dare to speak, shook his head slightly, and simply named them himself.

"Libar, tell me about it."

"Ah...... Good! ”

Captain Libar, who was named by Colonel Malvern, was first a spirit, and then quickly organized the language: "...... Not long ago, uh, an hour ago, all the phone bugs in the base suddenly stopped working at the same time without warning...... At first, we thought they were in a normal dormant state, but we couldn't wake them up...... The technicians at the base have also tried to repair it, but so far, nothing has worked......"

“…… In other words, we have now completely lost contact with our headquarters and with the warships that are out on patrol. If it continues, and there is a pirate riot in the vicinity, or if there is an urgent order from the headquarters......"

The last sentence of Captain Libal did not continue, but at this moment, everyone in the communication room, including Colonel Malvern, realized the seriousness of the problem.

Just when Colonel Malvern was staring at these phone bugs, his eyebrows were squeezed, and the atmosphere in the entire communication room was depressing as if it could suffocate people to death, on the table where more than a hundred phone bugs were placed, the largest pink video phone bug suddenly made a sound of "Blue".

Everyone in the communication room immediately turned their attention to the phone bug.

"That phone bug just spoke! Is it?! ”

Colonel Malvern asked excitedly.

"Okay, it seems to be!"

"It speaks! I heard that! ”

"I heard it too!"

……

Faced with the babbling answers of his subordinates, Colonel Malvern chose a more direct and accurate verification method - he walked straight up to the big phone bug and raised it with both hands.

"You just spoke up, didn't you?"

“……”

Colonel Malvern was responded to a deathly silence — the phone bugs were silent, and so were his subordinates.

"Ahem......"

Colonel Malvern himself realized that he had made a fool of himself, and he quickly cleared his throat, ready to make up a reason to explain a little to his subordinates. And yet, at this very moment-

"Blue."

"Blue."

"Brubru."

……

Including the big video phone bug in Colonel Malvern's hand, the hundred or so phone bugs in this room made noises one after another, and all of them opened their eyes.

"Colonel! The phone bugs are back! ”

"They all seem to be normal!"

……

"Ah, I...... Damn?! ”

Colonel Malvern couldn't help but show joy, and was about to say something, but the phone bug in his hand suddenly opened his mouth, "snapped", and spit out an envelope.

After being stunned for a moment, Colonel Malvin first put the phone bug on the table, then turned around with a gloomy face, looked at his subordinates, and roared:

"Who the fuck did you feed the phone bug?! It eats a bad stomach!! ”

"No, no! Captain! ”

"We didn't feed the phone bugs! Captain! ”

"We don't! Captain! ”

……

"You guys didn't feed it, so what's going on?!"

Colonel Malvern pointed to the letter on the ground in annoyance.

These civilian sailors, you look at me, I look at you, and finally Captain Libar, who answered the question before, spoke:

"Colonel, although I don't know what this letter is about, these phone bugs must not have stopped working so abnormally because they have eaten bad stomachs. Because there's only one letter here, and there are so many phone bugs that stop working. They can't all eat the letter and eat their stomachs at the same time......"

"And what's going on with this letter?"

Colonel Malvern frowned, crouched down, and picked up the letter.

The envelope of the letter was made of plain paper, very new, and although there was no word at all, it had an unknown transparent slime.

Colonel Malvern simply ignored the slime and opened it up.

Inside the open envelope was a square white sheet of paper full of words, and directly above it was a line of bold red headings:

"You and I work together! Enter a new era of communication! 》

"What the hell ......"

Colonel Malvern muttered, confused as he continued to watch.

"Dear customer, hello!"

"First of all, today is October 1, 1499 in the Haiyuan calendar, on this special day that is ordinary but meaningful to you and me, we would like to express our sincerest greetings and thanks to you on behalf of our telephone bug family!"

"Thank you for choosing our phone zerg as a communication tool, and not the immature guys like Transsonic Conch and Transsin Bey, who have disappeared into the long river of history - by the way, their disappearance is justified, because their service is really bad!"

"For hundreds of years, in order to thank you for your trust, we at the phone bug family have been working diligently to make your communication experience better. It is no exaggeration to say that our family regards your communication as our vocation and mission! ”

"The more you serve, the more honored, the more honored, the more awake! We don't stop because of what we've achieved in the past, but we are constantly reflecting on our shortcomings and what we can do for you. ”

"Pocket phone bugs can't talk across islands, they can only communicate in close proximity; The number of large phone bugs is too scarce to meet the growing demand; The communication quality of ordinary telephone bugs is good and bad, and once the distance is too far, it will be intermittent...... We see these problems in our eyes and hurt in our hearts! ”

Luckily, all of the above is a thing of the past! All your past grievances with us will be solved! ”

"In the past few decades, there have been more than 10,000 experience and technology exchange meetings within our clan. Through mutual communication and learning, we finally came up with a mature plan. And from today, we will continue to upgrade and update the phone bugs all over the world! ”

"Please forgive us for not being able to inform you of this upgrade in advance due to the tight schedule. We apologize for the inconvenience caused. But we're sure you'll be so happy to see what's next to the new messaging service that you'll forget about these little unpleasantnesses! ”

"Of course, only what you give will you get what you get, and the world is fair. In the process of our people's difficult evolution in order to improve the communication function, we have put in too much effort, so in the coming days, we have to charge a small fee for communication and other functions. However, we assure you that the fee is extremely low and affordable for anyone, and will be 100% used to help you and enhance your communication experience! ”

……

(Phone bugs are going to be charged?) ）

Seeing this, Colonel Malvern couldn't help but have an extremely strange feeling, it was like one day the world's oceans suddenly became conscious, and issued a notice to all mankind, saying that in the future, ships on the sea will need to pay tolls......

(Will the world government agree to the phone bugs' charging behavior?) The most common and most important organization in the world is the World Government...... ）

Thinking like this, Colonel Malvin continued to look down - he didn't know that Polusalino would also control the phone bug to send the same note to the five old stars, except that the purpose of the charges was changed to "50% of these fees will be paid to the world government to ensure the credibility of our people, and the remaining 50% will be used for the user's communication services", and also showed a non-troublesome attitude.

Polusalino understands it: no matter how strong and developed a private enterprise is, it is only a private enterprise, and only by pulling the world government in and becoming a "guo enterprise" can it continue to do it, and with the help of the latter, it will become bigger and stronger!

"First of all, it's an exclusive number! Starting today, all phone bug larvae around the world will generate a unique special number on their surface from birth, which we will call a telephone number - after the 981st plenary meeting of our clan has studied and discussed and decided, only telephone bugs with telephone numbers can use communication services in the future! ”

"What did the philosopher say - only standardized service is good service!"

"Of course, there is no need to worry about adult phone bugs that have been put into use, and users can apply for a unique phone number (random number) by themselves. This can be done by holding down the '*' button on the dial pad and saying the phrase 'request my phone number', and for some special numbers, such as consecutive digits and repeating digits, we will sell them. Those who want to get it can hold down the '#' button on the dial pad and say the phrase 'buy a beautiful number'. ”

"After that, the communication between the phone worms will be carried out by dialing the phone number, and the call fee will be borne by the caller - not affected by any factors such as distance, weather, space, etc., you can call if you want, and you can talk when you want to talk! Even if you use the most miniature phone bug, as long as you know the phone number, you can call from the East Sea to the West Sea! ”

"Each phone number will be billed at the end of each month based on the communication service selected by the user, and all charges will be charged on the day of the bill. Below is a breakdown of the contents and prices of each of the service packages available to you. ”

"Additional statement: If you do not choose any service package, then the phone bug can only make the most basic intra-island calls, and will be charged at a price of 100 Baileys per minute."

"1888 Bailey's Smart Package - Users who purchase this package can get 30 minutes of free calls every month and 30 Feixin as a gift from us! Affordable! ”

"2888 Bailey's All-you-can-eat package - users who purchase this package can get 100 minutes of free calls every month and 100 free messages from us! Enjoy the call! ”

"3888 Bailey's premium package - users who purchase this package can get 500 minutes of free calls every month and 500 free messages from us! Not all packages are called Premium! ”

"8888 Bailey's unlimited package - users who purchase this package can get unlimited free calls every month and unlimited times of Feixin as a gift from us! Unlimited Packages, Endless Possibilities! ”

"Note 1: The new communication method developed by Feixin for our clan is simply that text transmission can be carried out between two phone worms (the number of words per transmission is limited to 50 words)."

Note 2: If the user fails to pay the bill in time after the monthly bill is issued, then we will shut down the phone bug! The phone bug can be reused until enough payment is paid! What did the philosopher say? If you want a horse to run, you have to give it grass! ”

"Note 3: 100001001010086 is our customer service number, if you have any doubts about the use and want to make suggestions for our service, please call this phone number. We sincerely welcome your call! ”

Note 4: More new services are in development! Stay tuned! ”

……

After reading everything written on this piece of paper, Colonel Malvern fell into deep contemplation - if this upgrade service of the phone bugs can be implemented all over the world, then it can really be described as "a change of sky".

You know, for a long time, the advantage of using large phone bugs for long-distance communication has been in the hands of only a few people: the world government, the large pirates, and the royal families...... And even if these very few people have mastered long-distance communication, in fact, neither the quality of communication nor the reliability of communication is particularly good. The upgrade of the phone bug family this time has turned long-distance communication into a convenience that everyone can enjoy, and they promise to ensure the quality of communication!

Then there is the new service Feixin launched by the telephone bug family this time, which may be just a novel way of contact for ordinary people, but from the perspective of an old navy and a naval officer, Colonel Malvern is undoubtedly a new function with great strategic value.

In the past, the navy did not have a text transmission type of telephone bugs, but the number of such telephone bugs was extremely rare and could only be held by high-ranking naval commanders. Navies who are out on investigative intelligence and undercover missions usually have to wait at least two months for approval to obtain one of these text-transmitting phone bugs, and the phone bugs are often shared by a team.

Therefore, in most cases, these sailors who carry out investigative intelligence missions can only carry ordinary miniature telephone bugs. The slightest carelessness can cause the failure of the mission and, more importantly, expose the sailors on the mission to danger.

And if you can use this Feixin function opened by the phone bug family in the future, then the scarcity of miniature phone bugs that can transmit text will no longer be a problem (all phone bugs can transmit text), and the sailors who perform reconnaissance and undercover missions on the front line can also contact the rear more safely and conveniently.

Finally, there is the price set by the telephone bugs for their new service, which in the eyes of Colonel Malvern is very fair, if not a little cheap. After all, the phone bug itself is not a cheap object, and the people who can use the phone bug can only be regarded as a small cost for them.

Merely...... As the largest target of telephone bugs, what kind of attitude will the world government have, and what measures will it take?

"Colonel, what is written on this piece of paper? Is it something awesome? ”

Seeing that Colonel Marven looked at this paper seriously for a long time, and after reading it, he fell into deep thought, Captain Libar couldn't help but ask.

"See for yourselves."

Colonel Malvern, who was not in the mood to explain more, handed the paper to Captain Lybal, who began to read, and the rest of the civilian sailors in the communications room gathered around.

While his subordinates read the promotion notice, Colonel Malvern picked up a black phone bug on the table - it was the phone bug that he usually kept in his office, and it could be said that it was his exclusive phone bug.

(Is it my delusion?) I always feel that these phone bugs seem to have smarter eyes than usual...... ）

Thinking so, Colonel Malvern ghostly pressed the "*" button on the dial pad on the soft belly of the phone bug, and whispered the phrase "request my phone number".

“……”

"! Nothing happened, so it can't be a lie......"

Just when Colonel Malvern felt a little uncomfortable on his face and was so suspicious, the phone bug in his hand suddenly vibrated and began to speak!

"Dear customer, hello! We are wholeheartedly dedicated to your satisfaction! Your dedicated phone number has been successfully applied for, the number is: 233333333! Congratulations! ”

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PS: The most I have ever received 9 mobile text messages in one day, which is outrageous!

PS: 7.7k second update! Ask for support! The plot is starting to run wild!

ps: There is a third update during the day~

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