Chapter 19: The Nature of Nonsense and Meeting My Father-in-law (Pseudo)
"Oh, so you're leaving here tomorrow afternoon?"
"Hmm," Ling Ya nodded gloomily, and her two hands were also pointing at each other with nowhere to place, for her, it should be a very uncomfortable thing to be separated from her brother!
"Since you don't want to separate, why don't you just separate?" Li Zhuoni on the side did not forget to fan the flames, and her indifferent appearance was also in stark contrast to Ling Ya.
Is this a matter of not caring for oneself? I don't even have time to think about the problem, and if I can not leave, I still need you to say it?
Li Zhuoni, who turned her head unintentionally, saw Fu Xiaoyou with a look of wanting to complain, and then, Li Zhuoni's eyes narrowed.
Obviously, Li Zhuoni saw through her thoughts again...... Is your idea so good-looking?
"Does the boss think I haven't thought I've thought about that?"
“……”
"It's a pity, I thought about it a long time ago, and I just asked casually because I didn't know what to say."
Can you not talk so fresh and refined about the shortcomings of not being able to find nothing to say because you can't chat?
"Generally speaking, people like to ask nonsense, like watching someone go to the toilet, and they will say, 'Are you going to the toilet?' Or when you look at someone carrying a garbage bag, you will ask, 'Are you going to take out the garbage?' That's this kind of nonsense, so I'm asking this kind of knowingly question, which means I'm having normal human communication. ”
After explaining why she was talking nonsense, Li Zhuoni picked up the coffee again and drank it, sitting on her legs, with her hands on her knees, looking extremely elegant.
…… This logic may sound inexplicable, but when you think about it, it seems to be the case. After all, there is only so much useful information that people exchange every day, and how to support the topics of most of the other time can only be broken by talking nonsense.
"You're going to take out the trash?" This sentence seems to be asking him what he wants to do, and in fact it should be obvious, but the real meaning is, "Do you want me to go out with you?" Or, "I have something to do right now, I can't go out with you." At such times, people often have to choose to be forced to answer, yes.
If you want to go out to play, or if you want to stay at home, no matter what kind of result it is, it is all led by a sentence, and I have to say that talking nonsense can be regarded as a science. It's just that people are used to this way of speaking, so it has been included in social skills.
However, looking at the depressed Ling Ya in front of her, now is not the time to study these.
"However, my brother doesn't like me, and I don't want to drag my brother down......"
The coffee that he only took a sip of was placed in front of Ling Ya.
"So, although my mother agrees with me to come here to study, if my brother doesn't want to, then he should go back."
"But did you ask your brother about what he hated about you?"
"This ...... Not yet. ”
“……”
Seeing that the situation was not good, Fu Xiaoyou hurriedly pulled Li Zhuoni, who had only one tendon in his brain, over.
"Boss, ...... you" Just when he wanted to say that being held was a meeting fee, Fu Xiaoyou's index finger pressed in front of Li Zhuoni's lips and interrupted Li Zhuoni's words.
"(whispering), Li Zhuoni, don't say such things, don't you see Ling Ya and she is very sad?"
"(whispering), huh?"
“…… You can't just because you don't have a face, so you don't have to look at other people's faces, okay! ”
"Well, from now on, I'm not going to speak, I'm just looking at you."
"Really?"
After breaking free from Fu Xiaoyou's shackles, Li Zhuoni tapped her finger on her lips, looking like she was testing whether her lipstick had been rubbed off.
"......" and Li Zhuoni's action reminded Fu Xiaoyou of her fingers just now, but she didn't touch her lips just now! It's just a symbolic gesture of silence.
"I have one condition, though."
Can this still be conditional? You're a negotiator, aren't you?
"What, what's the condition?" Knowing that Li Zhuoni pays special attention to her money, Fu Xiaoyou can't help but silently hide her mobile phone.
"That is, everyone will call me Xiaoni in the future."
“…… This,"
Such unexpected conditions couldn't help but make Fu Xiaoyou stunned for a moment. She didn't have the idea of hitting her own purse?
"What's the matter, does the boss say yes?"
“…… But,"
"Actually, I think Ling Ya, your brother ......"
"I promise."
"Okay, the boss will call first as a down payment."
"Huh?"
"Ling Ya,"
"Okay, okay, my name." Seeing that Li Zhuoni was about to scream again, Fu Xiaoyou could only stretch out his hand and stop her.
Looking at Li Zhuoni, who was still expressionless after the treacherous plan succeeded, Fu Xiaoyou only felt a tingling in his heart. Damn, I was actually put on by her again, this is really ......
Eh, it seems that she is called Xiaoni, and she has nothing to lose! Except for a little shame. After all, no matter how the name sounds, it sounds like a mutual name between girlfriends.
Well, I'm here!
"Little ...... Xiao Ni. ”
"Uh-huh!"
Poof~~ (pretending to be a nosebleed)
After hearing Fu Xiaoyou call her name, Li Zhuoni's head nodded like a bird, plus she was now sitting with her hands propped up on the chair...... Such a cute action in the world,It's actually from a girl who is almost 1.7 meters.,Now can you sell cuteness across borders? AWSL。
Fu Xiaoyou, who was mentally attacked, couldn't help but block his arms in front of him, and he looked a little embarrassed when he was full of resistance. But fortunately, Ling Ya didn't see her embarrassment because she kept her head down all the time.
So, since you have already called, then the deal is reached!
After tidying up his clothes, Fu Xiaoyou started the topic that had just been interrupted again.
"Well, Ling Ya, I'm sorry, just now Li Zhuo (from Li Zhuoni's kind eyes) ...... Xiao Ni, she spoke a little heavily, don't you mind. ”
"I didn't ...... It's okay. Hearing Fu Xiaoyou's apology, Ling Ya also hurriedly replied, and her two little hands shook like rattles.
"However, although Xiao Ni has said a little too much, I think Ling Ya can also ask you to find out if your brother hates you, after all, speculation is always speculation!"
"But," Ling Ya twisted her little hand,
"Now that my brother is not coming home, how can I test my brother?"
"This ......" seems to be such a problem. If no one is there, then what are you looking for?
Fu Xiaoyou, who felt a little difficult, scratched her head and subconsciously looked in the direction of Li Zhuoni, but unexpectedly found that she was playing with her mobile phone with peace of mind.
“…… That, Xiaoni, do you have any solutions? Let's talk about it! ”
"Didn't the boss let me talk?"
"......" answered so simply, which really made Fu Xiaoyou a little crazy.
Not letting you speak is to make you pay attention to the proportions of your speech, okay! It's not that you keep your mouth shut.
"So, Xiao Ni, do you have any good solutions to this matter?"
With Fu Xiaoyou's permission, Li Zhuoni put down her mobile phone, and then seriously changed the things in her hand for coffee.
…… Got it, drink coffee when you think, and play with your phone when you don't think about anything.
"Why don't we just go to her brother?"
Such an earth-shattering answer made the scene quiet all of a sudden.
…… Forget it, when I didn't ask.
*
However, although this solution is really stupid, it seems that there is no other way now.
"But, I don't know where my brother is!"
"Don't be afraid, I have a way."
In this way, the three of them left the company with Li Zhuoni's unreliable guarantee.
But as soon as he came out, Fu Xiaoyou began to regret it...... How did I believe her at the time?
"Sister," even Ling Ya felt a little unreliable, and asked with some concern,
"Is this really okay?"
Looking at a pet dog picked up from his coffee shop, Fu Xiaoyou's mood was the same as Ling Ya's.
"Probably."
"Probably ......"
Li Zhuoni nodded, then took out another box and handed it to Fu Xiaoyou.
"Boss, cut off the top layer of this box."
"Oh," after subconsciously agreeing, Fu Xiaoyou thought of a question,
"But what are you going to do with this scissor?"
"Of course, it's used as a kennel."
“……”
As she spoke, Li Zhuoni shook the little white dog in her arms, and the little white dog also licked Li Zhuoni's face very cooperatively...... Damn, is this the pinnacle of dog life?
"Xiaoni, what are you carrying the prince for?"
At this moment, the voice of a rugged middle-aged man interjected into the conversation between the three of them.
I saw an uncle with a beard walk out, and according to his dress, if he guessed correctly, he should be the owner of this shop.
…… Wait, isn't the owner of this shop Li Zhuoni's father?
"Dad," after seeing Dad come out, Li Zhuoni turned around and said,
"I'll take the prince out to find someone."
"That's it, haha......" The boss smiled and nodded,
"It's right to find someone, let our prince smell that person's scent, and you'll probably be able to find it."
"Is Dad's head a show? Prince: It does not have this skill. ”
"Really?" Regarding the facts stated by Li Zhuoni, the boss seemed a little incredible.
"But isn't that one of the dog's innate skills? And the prince helped me find my socks last year! ”
"It's because after helping dad find the socks, the prince lost this skill."
"Ah~~"
Receiving a blow from Li Zhuoni's heart, the boss couldn't help but cover his chest, and the whole person retreated directly to the bar, holding it with his hand, as if he had suffered internal injuries.
With such an exaggerated performance, Fu Xiaoyou didn't know where to vomit...... This family is all actors, right?
"It turns out that I caused it? Prince, I'm sorry for you! ”
…… He really is the one who can make the coffee blends that are known far and wide.
"By the way, Xiaoni, who are these two?" Hey, the conversation is changing so fast!
"This is my boss, Fu ...... Fu Xiaomi? ”
Li Zhuoni tilted her head in confusion, it seemed that she couldn't remember my name...... Give me the boss's name to remember.
"Hello boss, my name is Fu Xiaoyou."
"Oh, Fu Xiaoyou! Remembered. The boss looked at Fu Xiaoyou and couldn't help but nodded,
"A talent, there is a city government, but he is kind-hearted, it seems that he is very suitable to be my son-in-law!" While talking, the uncle also patted Fu Xiaoyou on the shoulder.
A son-in-law, almost didn't let Fu Xiaoyou die on the spot, poof...... Isn't this family serious?
“…… Uncle, this, it's not what you think, Xiaoni, she's just my employee! …… No, it's just a part-time job with me to earn pocket money. ”
"Look," Obviously, the uncle didn't believe Fu Xiaoyou's truth.
"Xiao Ni is called, and she still says nothing? You know, not just anyone in my family can call her nickname. ”
…… Yes, when you meet someone, let others call her Xiaoni, Ye Zi has a good relationship with her, don't you say it, don't you just let us call her by her nickname when you meet Fan Zhu and me?
Also, Li Zhuoni, hurry up and explain, hey!
"Uncle, actually,"
"Of course, don't think about the problem so simply, after all, I'm also a father, and I won't let others touch my daughter casually, just to test you,"
"Rebirth: The Great Age of Waves"
Speaking of this, the uncle couldn't help but show a meaningful smile.
"So, just now,,"
"That's right, boy, you just passed my test, so I can rest assured that my daughter is with you."
After that, the uncle didn't forget to pat Fu Xiaoyou's shoulder heartily.
The arm full of strength kept patting Fu Xiaoyou's body, making Fu Xiaoyou's body sink ...... So, if he was interested in Li Zhuoni just now, would he die in his hands directly?
Thinking of this, Fu Xiaoyou couldn't help but shed a cold sweat.
After passing the test of Fu Xiaoyou, the uncle of his daughter's control set his sights on Ling Ya.
"So, who is this little sister?"
"Hello uncle, my name is Ling Ya."
"Oh, Ling Ya, what a cute name," Seeing Ling Ya so cute and polite, the uncle's expression was almost happy.
"Ling Ya, wait, Uncle will go and get you a cup of coffee now."
Well, when you see your cute little sister, you will give coffee, and the coffee in this store is a little too cheap, right? Or maybe the little girl is too lethal to the boss?
"No need Dad,"
At this time, Li Zhuoni, who had been watching the play on the sidelines, finally made a move and grabbed her father's collar.
"We've just had coffee, so we don't need to do it now, and we're down to business now! Don't bother us. ”
"Huh?" It's a heart-rending scream.
If special effects can be added, Fu Xiaoyou guessed that the uncle at this time should have become black and white, and he had been split in half.
"Woo woo, when my daughter grows up, she won't be her father's intimate little padded jacket."
"Why isn't it intimate, it's not because the boss you won't take the padded jacket for dry cleaning."
"......" is good, such a strong complaint, it is a fatal move.