Chapter 234 Polusalino: The Internet is not a place outside the law, check the water meter carefully~
In the rising smoke, Mr.3 Gar Tino's memories flashed back to a week earlier, when he was still in Alabastan, when they received a call from a strange man who said that he wanted to entrust them with a Baroque studio to make some sensitive remarks during the live broadcast of the Admiral's promotion ceremony and the subsequent forum discussions.
"Sorry, we ...... in Baroque studios for such a thing"
"100 million Baileys,"
The voice of the man on the other end of the phone bug, who had been treated by the voice changer, interrupted Mr.3's refusal as an operator, "I will pay 100 million Bailey as a deposit first, and after seeing that you have done a good job, I will pay another 200 million Bailey for the final payment......"
300 million Bailey, this is a figure that makes Mr. 3 and several senior agents in the office breathless, and for the Baroque studio, which is still in the development stage and is short of money everywhere, this figure can almost represent their expenses in half a year.
After forcibly calming his tone, Mr.3 cautiously spoke:
"Your offer is indeed very sincere...... However, we do not know your identity, and although we in the Baroque studio have the ability to call the wind and rain in the network of telephone bugs, our principle is that we will only accept the commission if we know the identity of the client, which is necessary to be cautious. ”
The man on the other end of the line was silent for a moment, then hung up directly.
If it were a normal case, the matter might have stopped there. But when the boss of the Baroque studio, Klockdahl, found out about this, he immediately asked Mr. 3 and the others to re-contact the number and accept the commission.
"Boss, we ......"
"Hmph, no way, he gave too much."
……
After the memories ended, Mr. 3 continued to operate on the phone bug.
The promotion ceremony of the admiral, which was officially broadcast by the "World Economic News", has now been carried out by the three admirals to take the oath together.
"I, Admiral Yellow Ape—"
"I, Admiral Kuzan—"
"I, Admiral Sakaski—"
"Take the oath! We will ......"
Listening to the oath of the three generals, Mr.3's fingers danced rapidly, constantly switching accounts, and constantly sending a golden barrage symbolizing Weichat members to the barrage tide in the live broadcast room:
"The three final lines of defense for justice? The three world government eagle dogs that protect the interests of the Draco people are just that! ”
"Tragedy in the Kingdom of North Sea Frevans! Tragedy in the Kingdom of Frevans in the North Sea! Tragedy in the Kingdom of Frevans in the North Sea! Be sure to check it out! ”
"If you want me to say, instead of exterminating the pirates, let's first reflect on the corruption problem within your navy!"
"The three generals, it's so powerful, but what does this have to do with the heavenly gold I have to pay this year? The Navy guys won't share any Bailey for me! ”
"Arrive at the final fortress of justice, Marin Fando! It's so beautiful Marin Fando, oops, isn't this the Admiral? Let's take a look at the sea kings in the distance, family ......"
……
I have to say that as the "deputy emperor" of Bucky, one of the four emperors in the original plot of the Pirates, although Mr.3's combat effectiveness is not enough, there is absolutely nothing to say about all aspects of ability, including EQ and IQ - for example, although he has not experienced the influence of the big Internet era on the earth, but as a biased villain, he can also build a phone bug network that has not been built for a few years.
No, with the issuance of his remarks, the live broadcast, which was originally relatively harmonious, suddenly became a miasma.
There are quarrels, there are gibberish, there are counter-arguments, and there are scholars who speak...... In short, the speech of normal people is almost invisible.
Gar Tino smiled smugly as he looked at the chaotic atmosphere of the live broadcast room, which was just like the living figure of the candle he loved, a work of art that he was proud of.
However, at this moment, a rough knock on the door suddenly sounded, interrupting his self-appreciation.
"Who?"
Gar Dino frowned with some displeasure, the inn he had settled in with public expense, which was said to be the number one in the Chambord Islands, did not seem to be very good, and the complete quality of the waiters needed to be improved—he had said it many times before, and the knock was light, and now it was the case.
(When you leave, be sure to give you a big bad review on the phone bug network review!) )
Just as Gal Dino was thinking this in his heart, a calm young man's voice came from outside the door, simple but powerful:
"Check the water meter."
"Check the water meter? Isn't the water in your hotel all free? What other water meters to check? And I don't see the water meter in my room, do I? ”
"This guest, the water in the hotel is indeed free, but the hot water is not. I'm a little embarrassed, but this is your first time visiting the Chambord Islands? The hot water in our hotel here is charged separately...... The water meter is right behind the door of the toilet. ”
Gar Tino looked behind the door of the toilet and saw that there was indeed a water meter.
"Then you can check again tomorrow, now I am about to eat and I don't want to open the door."
(Now is the most critical time for the Navy's live ceremony, and I have to use all my strength to muddy the waters!) )
"Do you want to eat? That's a coincidence! As an excuse for the interruption, we have prepared black tea for each guest, and you are serving it......"
"Black tea?"
Gar Dino's eyes couldn't help but light up, and he said with a little reserve, "Is it from Darjeeling?" I don't like other varieties of black tea. ”
"Darjeeling? Belch...... It should be. ”
"What do you mean by what it should be...... Forget it, you've been talking here for so long, even Darjeeling black tea is cold. Darjeeling black tea, which is not the optimal temperature, is soulless and not worth tasting. You take it away, I don't want it. ”
“……”
The man outside the door was silent for a while, and then suddenly spoke again: "Sorry, excuse me." ”
"Then get out of here!"
Gal Dino shouted impatiently, lowered his head and continued to fiddle with the phone bug in his hand.
However, there was no sound of footsteps leaving the door, but there was a squirming movement. Gar Dino turned around in confusion, and then was stunned to see that the iron door of the room had been kicked open with a "bang".
Three tower-like figures appeared at the door, blocking the light outside, black suits, standard sunglasses, and a cold aura emanating from them, which was quite terrifying.
Gar Dino was stunned, and a bad feeling welled up in his heart.
"You're Mr.3 from the Baroque studio?"
The man in black in the middle took off his sunglasses, and his oppressive gaze swept coldly - the person who spoke to him just now was this man, and the man in black said coldly:
"It seems that our information needs to be further improved, you are picky about the temperature of Darjeeling black tea, which is not recorded."
“mr.3? Who's that? ”
Gal Dino chuckled in his heart, and after thinking quickly in his head, he decided to try pretending to be stupid first.
So he frowned and said, "Did you recognize the wrong person?" I've never heard of such a strange name...... Also, who are you? Why did you break into my room so rashly? I tell you, the Chambord Islands have a large naval garrison, so be careful that I will report to them in a moment! ”
Hearing this, the man in black twitched the corner of his mouth, raised his finger and pointed at the funny "3" shaped skull on Gal Dinno's head.
"If you continue to lie in this situation, should I say that you have the courage to do so? Or are you not wise enough? ”
The man in black at the head said so, and then he took out a cowhide file bag from his arms, took out the information contained in it, and said lightly:
"This is a record of all your age groups from the time you first left your hometown at the age of six. And 250 situations including but not limited to 250 situations where you modify your appearance with the Devil Fruit ability, do you need to go through the analysis chart of your appearance and behavior for yourself? ”
"Of course, whether it is your provocative speech on the phone bug network in the 'Fish-Man Street Redevelopment Incident' three years ago, or the insulting expression you maliciously made about Lieutenant General Karp two years ago, we have also recorded it......"
“!!!”
Looking at the extremely clear photo in the corner of the exposed information, Gar Tino couldn't help but be dumbfounded. But soon he reacted, his eyes flashed, his wrist shook suddenly, and he threw out several powerful wax balls to attack the three of them, and he took the phone bug on the table, quickly turned into a white cloudy liquid and jumped out of the window.
(Is it someone from the World Government?!) I found it so quickly! What's going on?! )
As he jumped out of the window, Gar Dino glanced back, and the three of them didn't seem to react, and they were about to be encased in the wax ball he had thrown out.
He trusted his superhuman wax fruit ability, and immediately felt a little relieved, and sneered disdainfully. His wax fruit allows him to produce a versatile candle slime that is as hard as steel when solidified, and is highly resistant to aggressive poisons, allowing it to change shape freely, trap enemies, make wax figures, or keys to prison cells, and use it as a power source for small boats......
It seems that the world government still underestimates itself too much, and the strength of the people you send is like that......
If that's the case, you can't keep Lao Tzu!
So—you give Luda!
……
The third floor of the hostel, in the room.
The wax ball launched by Mr.3 struck the three men in black at a rapid speed. However, just as the three wax balls were about to hit them, the one behind the left of the three took a step forward indifferently.
“door!”
A blue door, made of metal, appeared in the air, and then the man opened it, and three wax balls slammed into the space behind the door. The man closed the door, and it disappeared. Whether it's a wax ball or an air gate, it's as if it never happened.
The other two men in black were very calm, and seemed to be completely indifferent to what was happening in front of them that was enough to make ordinary people stunned. The man in black at the head looked at Mr.3, who was running farther and farther out the window, and waited for a while before he said lightly:
"Bring him here, Bruno, Gabra."
The two men in black behind them bowed slightly at the same time, and when they stood up straight, they had disappeared into the room without a trace with a sound of breaking through the air.
Only the expressionless young man in black remained.
Ten seconds later.
The figures of the two men in black returned to the room again, their expressions still cold, and unlike when they had just gone, there was still a person between them.
"This ...... What's going on?! ”
Looking at the familiar room in front of him, Gal Dino looked confused.
Obviously, he had already run hundreds of meters, and just in case, he threw out five identical wax man fake identities to run separately, but the two men in black appeared in front of his real body, and before he could react, he was captured.
"Still running?"
The two men in black let go of him, and the man in black led by him said with a cold expression.
"No, don't run away......"
Gar Dino swallowed, and barely squeezed out a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying - after seeing the terrifying strength of these guys, he had already accepted his fate, "You take me to the city, I promise to be honest ......"
(Find a way to stabilize these guys who are not easy to mess with first, and when Boss Klockdahl knows that I have been caught, he will definitely get me out...... The World Government has assured him that after he becomes the king of the Seven Martial Seas, his subordinates, that is, us, have a certain immunity from crimes! )
Just when Mr.3 had already begun to figure out how his boss Klockdahl would negotiate with the world government, the young man in black opposite frowned slightly:
"What are you taking to Advance City for? Is the current pirate trend going to Advance City? ”
“……”
Gal Dino was stunned, "Haven't I been captured by your navy?" ”
"Who told you that we are the Navy?"
Gar Dino was stunned for a moment, and then reacted - indeed, the people in the world government are not necessarily navy......
"And who are you?"
"Although we are not in the Navy, we and the Navy are now in a cooperative relationship," the young man in black said lightly, "We are CP9." ”
Gal Dino gasped.
As an absolute mindset in the Baroque studio, he knows very well what CP9, a secret spy agency directly under the World Government, represents—it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the strongest intelligence agency in the world.
However, it is this kind of terrifying institution that actually cooperates with the navy, and even finds itself directly at the door...... Gar Tino felt a chill run down his spine.
He had heard that some mad scientists in the New World, with the support of the Sea Pirates and the World Government, would study Devil Fruit abilities by slicing them into their own subjects......
(So my precious wax fruit, is it really being targeted?) Don't do this kind of thing! )
Seeing the appearance of Gal Dinno's soft-footed shrimp, a hint of mockery flashed in the eyes of Bruno and Gabra.
The young man in black led by him was still expressionless, and said calmly:
"Don't be too nervous, we're not here to kill you. Although it is true that we are here to settle accounts with you, if you have a good attitude, we may recruit you and let you join us. ”
"Huh...... Huh? ”
Gar Dino sniffled blankly.
The young man in black tilted his head slightly, and Bruno on the right immediately bowed his head, stepped forward, took out a document out of nowhere, and stared at Gal Dino while flipping through it and asked:
"First of all, we need to identify a problem with you, you are the 'gossip and gossip' section of the forum, and the 'most hated shemale in my life' who often posts anti-world government remarks, right? Your strongworld account also has the same name? ”
"Those anti-world government remarks are actually misunderstandings, I ......"
"The answer is yes or no."
The young man said with a blank face.
"Yes...... Yes. ”
Garr Dino replied subconsciously, and then his pupils suddenly shrank - the expressionless young man in black, his left hand had already been raised, turning into some kind of beastly claw.
(Animal-based Devil Fruit Ability?!) This...... Is it a cheetah? )
"Looks like you'll be answering the questions truthfully in a moment."
Gar Dino's reaction naturally couldn't escape the eyes of the three of them, and Gabra's gaze fell on the phone bug in his hand, and said, "Can you turn on your phone bug and show us your account backstage?" ”
(Can I still say no?!) )
Gar Dino couldn't help but complain in his heart, but he naturally didn't show the slightest on his face, hurriedly smiled and nodded, opened the phone worm and entered the password to log in, then switched to the background interface and handed it to Gabra.
After a little inspection, Gabra threw the phone bug back to Gal Dino, turned his head and nodded at the young man in black who was obviously his boss:
"It's him."
"Very well, General Polusalino will be satisfied."
The young man in black narrowed his eyes slightly, said the name of a big man who made Gar Dino tremble, and then waved his hand and said, "Take him away, get out of here first." ”
At this moment, a lot of people gradually gathered on the street outside the window, pointing towards the hotel, obviously attracted by the previous commotion.
"Yes."
The two men answered, and Gabra picked up Gal Tino with one hand, and Bruno opened another door in the air.
"Wait!"
The feeling of being picked up with one hand was so uncomfortable that Gar Dino was so frightened that he almost peed his pants and hurriedly shouted: "Where do you want to take me?" And what about General Polusalino?! Could it be that a big man like him wants to see me?! ”
Gal Dino regretted doing something in the live broadcast of the latter's promotion to general......
The young man in black looked Gal Dino up and down, and then showed a smiling expression: "Well, you can't have a chance to leak the secret anyway, so let you know some of the information......"
"We've talked about our cooperation with the Navy, and under the direction of the World Government, the CP Department and the Navy set up a special agency a few years ago, called the Strategic Fool Team. The captain, the chief of the strategic flickering team, is General Polusalino, and we are his men. Under his arrangement, we found you because of your inappropriate remarks on the phone bug network over the years. ”
"My name is Rob Lucci, codenamed 'Garfield', an animal-based cat and cat fruit ability, cheetah form, and the two of them are members of my group, Bruno, a superhuman 'Gate Fruit' ability, codenamed 'Doraemon', and Gabra, an animal-based wolf-wolf fruit ability, codenamed 'Big Big Wolf'."
"With this kind of information, you can be blind even if you die, right?"
After saying this, before Mr. 3 could recover from his shock, Rob Lucci was the first to enter through the air door opened by Bruno, followed by Bruno and Gabra, who was carrying Mr. 3.
Then the air door vanished without a trace, and the room was as if nothing had happened.
------Off topic------
PS: Mr.3 is the emperor's vice-president! Laughing to death
ps: When he speaks, there will be a ~ ガネ mouth fetish at the end of the sentence, I don't know how to translate it, so I didn't add it
ps: It's started.,Plus more started.,Today's it's a little 5.2k.,Enter the state!
PS: At the beginning of the new volume, there may be some foreshadowing, showing the changes in the past three or four years, and then bringing out the rest of the content. Spoilers in advance, the client is Sanji's father, and Polusalino wants to do something to Jerma and compile the scientific research results, which is the first big event in this volume
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