Chapter 245: Polusalino: Yang Scheme! Yangmou!

To tell the truth, if it weren't for the fact that Polusalino didn't want to be a naval marshal, the marshal of the Warring States would definitely think that Polusalino worked so the collection of talents in order to increase the talent reserve for his faction and pave the way for his future ascension to the throne - a bit like before Polusalino crossed, in the history of the feudal dynasty of China, the princes who wanted to compete for the throne would always have a good relationship with the important ministers in advance and support their customers.

Of course, it was precisely because he knew that Porusalino had no idea of wanting to be in the navy that the Sengoku Marshal was puzzled.

On the highest floor of the Marinfando Fortress Building, on the open-air balcony of the marshal's office, Lei Jiu, who was brought over by Polusalino and was entertained by the Sengoku Marshal with Xianbei tea, was holding on to the railing here, looking at the daily life of this righteous final fortress.

Together with the non-combat warships, a total of more than 100 large ships stretch out on the sea, as far as the eye can see. A number of heavy coastal defense batteries are guarding the front of the military port, and even if you don't look at the caliber, the number alone is enough to make your scalp tingle.

The naval soldiers standing solemnly in the layers of guard towers, and the naval giants and vice admirals who quietly and orderly help the warship carry heavy cargo...... These scenes that would have a violent impact on the mind of any ordinary child did not make Lei Jiu's heart fluctuate much at all.

The reason is simple - behind her, the conversation between Polusalino and the Sengoku Marshal in the office did not mean to avoid her at all. And the content of this conversation that has two hearts about the world government is even more shocking to her, the princess of the Jerma Kingdom who has matured her mind early.

"We are the most powerful violent agency under the command of the world government, Marshal Sengoku, and many people even say that we are the largest pirate force in the world...... We are very capable of fighting~"

"Of course, I'm well aware that the vast majority of our Navy, including you and me, don't want to see a world that is completely chaotic...... However, if there is a need and opportunity, wouldn't it be nice to change this old system of order that is still operating within the framework, but which has many problems and a large number of parasites? ”

"Colonel Malvern can shout the slogan of the NEW Navy, and we can also be the NEW World Government......"

"If there really is such a day, Lieutenant General Karp will definitely be very happy, after all, he has always felt that almost all the Draconians are garbage......"

"Surely someone like Sakasky will be happy that he can finally enforce true justice instead of upholding the justice of the world government......"

"Well, if there is no day, it doesn't matter, after all, the influence of the Navy has expanded, and its strength has increased, no matter how you think about it, it's not a bad thing......"

"You know better than I do that truth and justice are always within range! The same is true for the right to speak and the rules~"

……

When Polusalino and the Sengoku Marshal ended their conversation and found Lei Jiu, the little girl was obviously a little confused - but Polusalino didn't say anything to her, not even jokes such as "Lei Jiu, you don't want your brother Sanji to ......", and directly led her to the accommodation in silence, as if she was thinking about something.

That's right, Polusalino let this little girl with an adult mind listen to it, completely deliberately, and he was not worried that Lei Jiu would leak secrets at all - on the contrary, he was sure that Lei Jiu would take the initiative to renew the "five-year employment plan" she signed with her father after this incident......

Five years after that, five years after that, five years after that......

Already exactly in the shape of the Navy and Polusalino pinched!

- Ideologically.

……

The location is the Kingdom of Brunay in the North Sea, where the Revolutionary Army is now the stronghold.

In the royal palace of this kingdom, which is where Long's daily office is located, all the senior cadres of the revolutionary army are in attendance, and an important meeting has just been concluded - several cadres who were unable to actually attend the meeting also used phone bug video to participate remotely.

"Then it's settled, comrades,"

The always serious leader Long gave a rare smile, "If you find a reliable candidate, contact me in time...... The World Conference of the Year 1508 is about to take place, and it is the perfect time for us to send a full undercover agent to the world government. ”

"Mr. Long, I'm wondering, can we directly turn our people into big people who can know top-secret information through the recruitment of His Majesty the Seven Martial Seas of the World Government?"

Sitting across from the dragon in the conference room, the "tyrant" Xiong proposed.

"About this ......"

Long was just about to make his point when a jolt from his pocket interrupted him.

"Sorry, it looks like there's an urgent message."

Long explained apologetically, then took out the phone bug in his pocket, unlocked it and checked it.

"Hmm......"

Soon, he frowned.

(newNavy ...... οΌ‰

"Did something serious happen? Dragon? ”

Lucy, the wife on the dragon's right, didn't look at his phone bug, but looked at him worriedly.

"It's not a serious matter,"

After thinking for a moment, Long groaned, "The 'New Navy', an anti-world government organization formed by the fallen Navy Commander Marvin, sent me a contact message just now...... They hope that our revolutionary army can join them in challenging the voice of the world government and navy in the telephone bug network, and seize the high ground of public opinion......"

"With all due respect, I think the 'New Navy' is a bit underestimating the world government, and the goal is a bit unrealistic...... But from another point of view, our senior cadres may be able to collectively authenticate themselves in the telephone bug network, and then run their accounts into places to promote the ideas of the revolutionary army......"

……

Although not at the same time, it was in the same place - the office of the marshal of the Warring States.

Admiral Zefa, Vice Admiral Karp, and Marshal Sengoku, the three of whom can be said to be the highest-ranking in the navy at present, are now gathering together, sitting on the sofa with a phone bug in their hands like elementary school students listening to a class, and listening carefully to the narration of Polusalino, who is sitting opposite them.

At the beginning of 1508, a new world conference will be held, and many important topics will be discussed at this meeting......

β€œβ€¦β€¦ As I just said, if you want to make the most of the advantages of the telephone bug network, the three of you must abandon your previous identities to a certain extent, so as to bring our world government and navy closer to the general public, so as to gain the psychological recognition of the people and the advantage of public opinion. ”

"For example, at the forum, Mr. Zefa, don't keep thinking that you are the highest combat power of the world government, former admiral, you think of yourself as a retired old man named Lao Hei next door to ordinary people's homes, so it's good......"

Porusalino's mouth was dry, and he hurried to take a sip of tea, the kind that was specially provided by the marshal's office.

"I understand the truth, but why am I an old black?"

Admiral Zefa frowned.

"Hahahaha, because Zefa's nickname isn't black-handed!"

Lieutenant General Karp smiled, and then he looked at Polusalino again, "Then again, Polusalino, according to what you mean, then I'll post my daily routine of eating donuts on my personal page, okay?" ”

"Absolutely,"

Polusalino nodded, but he was worried that Karp would overdo it, so he immediately added, "But don't be too frequent, just once in a while." What the three of you need to create for the people is the image of the old man next door on weekdays, the big man at the critical moment...... Such a contrast will make you more convincing and inducing when you say something crucial in favor of our Navy and the World Government. ”

"Understood,"

The Marshal of the Warring States nodded, "How about my first news post like this?" Just put a photo of the front of my office, and then add it with a text like 'I'm Marshal Sengoku, and I'm glad to meet everyone on the phone bug network'......"

"In my opinion, if that's the case, I can only give you a 60 for this first story,"

Polusalino stroked his chin, "Listen to my thoughts...... In the accompanying picture, I recommend that you shoot down from the window of your office, which can show the majesty and momentum of the Navy Headquarters, and at the same time, such a high angle can also show your identity; In addition, I also suggest that you take a picture of the training of our soldiers in the headquarters, and then display the documents piled up on your desk in the corner seemingly unintentionally but intentionally...... As for the copywriting, because of your status, my advice to you is to put it in the simplest way to say the most amazing things, such as 'It's another ordinary day, after processing 30 documents, go to Impelton to inspect the Red Earl, this is a rest after work'......"

Whether it's inadvertently revealing what you really want to show, or a different kind of pretending copywriting, the set of necessary skills for the circle of friends of the earth green tea bitch that Polusalino said really scared the Marshal of the Warring States. Judging by the latter's glowing eyes and thoughtful demeanor, Polusalino knew that he might have to produce a unique admiral.

(Perhaps, in the future, the daily life of the marshal of the Warring States period will no longer be to feed goats with documents or fight with Lieutenant General Karp, but to post photos of the Holy Land meeting?) Send out a photo of your medal? I induced his unserious character in advance...... οΌ‰

Seeing that the Marshal of the Warring States had received the guidance of a master such as Polusalino, Lieutenant General Karp, who had always claimed to be the first person to surf the Internet in Marin Fando, of course refused to let go of this rare opportunity, and hurriedly widened his eyes and asked:

"Polusalino, no wonder you can make the strategic flicker team impressive, it seems that you have a lot of things, so how do you say the old man's first news should be posted?"

"There are things that you can't talk about, but you understand a little,"

Polusalino nodded slightly with a pretended reserve, "According to my thoughts, I think that Cap's first dynamic should fully reflect your status as a naval hero, in other words, fully inspire young people......"

"Look at this, let Kuzan freeze a sea area, give you a background, and then you stand on the bow deck of the warship, look into the distance with a solemn expression, and the person taking the picture will take a 45-degree upward shot from below you; The copywriting is simple and atmospheric, such as 'After three days at sea, my second uncle Karp exterminated three pirates and cured my spiritual internal friction'......"

Lieutenant General Karp made up the picture that Polusalino said, and couldn't help but smile crookedly: "That's a good idea!" It fully shows the image of the old man! That's it! ”

Lieutenant General Karp and the Sengoku Marshal were satisfied, so the remaining General Zefa took the initiative to speak without him mentioning Porusalino himself. On the one hand, it is to help Zefa, an old man, complete the tasks of his superiors and master the skills of the new era, and on the other hand, it is also to satisfy his own bad taste:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yes, to show the justice of our navy with your broad back, yes, the head should be slightly sideways, and the eyes should be ...... back."

"It is recommended that you use a tattoo sticker to highlight your domineering, just use the dragon with teeth and claws......"

"Copywriter, what do you think of 'Dawei Tianlong'? It means that the general's power is like a flying dragon in the sky......"

......

Since the appearance of the first batch of certified individual big V led by "Bucky the Sea Pirate", there have been a lot of analysis posts for these big people in the phone bug network forum during this time, and the popularity is quite high.

After all, the vast majority of the inhabitants of the Pirate World have always enjoyed discussing the powerful and world events. The posts are either expressions of admiration for a certain strong person (by the way, discuss their specific rankings), or analyze the impact of a certain strong person on the world with the big events he has done.

Therefore, when these users found out that the idols they worshiped before had really applied for certification, and they could have close contact and dialogue with them, they began to have a heated discussion like chicken blood, which was expected.

Of course, due to the quality and ability of the speakers, most of the relevant posts are not of high quality, and they are full of prejudices and stereotypes.

If you have attracted attention for the people you admire, you can initiate a post and can't wait to give all the people who reply Amway; There are also those who belittle some certification big Vs, thinking that this kind of person can find followers through certification, why don't the phone bugs officially pass their own application requirements.

In short, the average person refreshes the homepage and scans it at a glance, which is really a bit painful.

However, in addition to this, there are also some posts that can be called dry goods, which stand out with their excellent content, firmly occupy the top of the hot post list, and receive countless money and praise.

For example, a user who was secretly bought by the Navy and whose forum ID was "the most hated shemale in his life" was updated every six hours in the top 50 of the list of forum big V fans! In this hot post, a basic statistic has been made for all the big Vs currently settled in the forum, not only listing the ranking list of fans, but also updating and replacing it in real time to maintain the accuracy and freshness of the list ranking.

Even in the developed network environment of the world before Polusalino crossed, this is also a high-profile content, not to mention the pirate world of the Internet desert now - the popularity of this post directly shook off the second place on the hot post list with hundreds of thousands of popularity.

After all, no matter who the fans are, even many big V users themselves, are quite concerned about the ranking changes in the number of fans on the whole site, but the phone bug official did not display this statistical data in the background, which made most people quite dissatisfied.

Therefore, it is conceivable how pleasantly surprised most people are at the appearance of this post.

What's more, many people found that "the most hated ladyboy in life" is not only a senior user of the forum, but also one of the three trainee moderators of the "Great Route" section, although I don't know why from a certain point in time, the wind of this big guy's speech has come to a 180-degree reversal, but in terms of the credibility of the ranking given by the post, it is undoubtedly quite guaranteed.

It is worth mentioning that most of the top 50 people in this list counted by MR.3 are deserved, and their rankings are directly proportional to their strength and fame, except for two exceptions - one is Bucky, who calls himself a sea pirate, and the other is Major General Fina, the secretary of Polusalino.

It's normal for Bucky to be on the leaderboard, after all, he is the first to eat crabs, just like a pig standing on the tuyere, even if he can't do it himself, he is brought up by the momentum; And the latter Major General Fina, compared with other bigwigs on the list, the reason why she can be on the list is actually a little subtle.

In the world before Polusalino traveled, there was a great man named Xun Ge'er who once said: "Lust is the first productive force that drives human progress." ”

When he first saw this sentence, Porusalino, who had just finished some indescribable exercise and fell into the sage mode, was unimpressed, and when his sage mode passed, he admired the incisiveness of this sentence.

Therefore, with Major General Fina, a female secretary who is extremely capable of playing in appearance and figure, some of the dynamics posted by Polusalino on her forum are all pictures that can be directly saved as the desktop background of the phone bug, without a word.

Of course, Polusalino didn't put any particularly excessive pictures, but similar to long legs and the like, it can be said to be a high-quality piece. Whenever he saw someone in the comment section notice that a certain man's hand or other part appeared in Major General Fina's picture, and then let out a collective wail of envy, jealousy, and hatred, Polusalino's heart was extremely comfortable.

As the saying goes, the object and affection are used to show, and the happiness is doubled after the show.

......

In addition to the two special exceptions of Bucky and Major General Fina, there is actually an exception in the top 50, but unlike the two of them, this exception means that the ranking is greatly inconsistent with the person's own strength and fame.

That's right, it's the strongest woman known in the world of pirates, and there is no doubt that the world's top powerhouse is Big Mom.

Compared to Whitebeard's top 10 rankings, Kaido's top 15 rankings, and Big Mom's 47th ranking is really a bit of a stretch - and it's still declining.

To tell the truth, pirates of Whitebeard's level are actually not so valued by them, and it can even be said that in front of their own preferences and face, the so-called interests are not worth mentioning. So on Cake Island in the Totland Sea, it's not surprising that Big Mom, who feels disgraced, gets angry.

"Huh? Can anyone explain to Lao Niang why Lao Niang has so few fans, and the ranking has reached No. 47!! ”

In the castle of Cake Island, Big Mom crushed the phone bug in his hand and roared angrily. A monster like her, in anger, the whole Cake Island trembles with it.

"Rest your anger, mother! Calm your anger! ”

The eldest son of the Charlotte family, Charlotte Perospero hurriedly reassured, the cold sweat that continued to ooze from his forehead showed how panicked he was at the moment.

"I've asked my younger siblings to notify everyone in our territory who has phone bugs to follow your account, and it won't be long before your ranking rises!"

"The old lady doesn't want to rise, she wants to surpass the three bastards Whitebeard, Kaido and the redhead!! Also, why is there more young women in the navy than old women!! ”

(Because they are outstanding and good-looking..... How can you be like you, as soon as you settle in, you posted a very fierce dynamic, and also posted a selfie of you, even if you are your son, I can't appreciate your appearance! οΌ‰

Perospero, who was serious on the surface, but was actually an old critic and secretly paid attention to Major General Fina, of course would not say what was in his heart, so he frantically thought of reliable reasons and excuses, and hurriedly said: "Mom! Don't be offended! I think this is an objective reason! ”

"The inhabitants of our territory themselves are smaller than those of Whitebeard, and in terms of sphere of influence, we ......"

Perospero couldn't go on, because he found that Big Mom was staring at him with an extremely terrifying expression, and those huge eyes were already bloodshot with anger.

"When、Of course, it's just a trivial reason, our pirates are still very strong, Mom! I definitely didn't mean to say that we are inferior to them!! The real, real reason lies in the ...... They all discriminate against women! ”

As soon as these panicked words came out, Perospero felt that he was extremely witty, and hurriedly said while his thoughts were still clear: "Look! Even if you count moms in the top 50, there are only five women, and the number of men has reached 45! A nine-fold difference, this is naked discrimination!! ”

"Think about the past, the Navy called you and them differently, they called them sea pirates, you are a terrible woman...... Isn't that what is discrimination?! So that in our countries where the sun is shining, I saw this situation, and I was so angry that I trembled, and my hands and feet were cold, Mom!! ”

β€œ...... You're right,"

After a moment of silence, Big Mom said in a deep voice, and she seemed to have suddenly calmed down. But Perospero's heart not only did not let go, but hung even more - he knew Big Mom's personality and habits deeply, and he knew that this was a manifestation of Big Mom's anger to the extreme.

Sure enough, Big Mom laughed angrily and said coldly: "This was the case when I was on Captain Locks' ship before, although the strength of the old lady was there, but the old lady knew very well that they still discriminated against the old lady in their hearts......"

β€œ...... Very good, very good!! The old lady understands!! ”

"What pirates want is always robbed! Perospero! Pass on the old lady's orders! Ready for war!! ”

"Start, go to war?"

Perospero was a little confused for a while, "Mom, who are we, who are we going to war with?" ”

"Who else?! With Kaido, with Whitebeard!! With the red-haired imp!! The old lady wants to count the old and new hatreds together!! ”

Bigmom roared, "Attack their territory and rob their inhabitants!" Let everyone who has a relationship with them pay attention to the old lady!! Let these three guys kneel on the ground and say that women should not be discriminated against!! ”

"It's war! Perospero! This is a battle for fans, and a war to regain the dignity of women!! ”

------Off topic------

ps: If you pay attention to Pelosi's old witch, you will know that I am keeping up with current affairs again, laughing to death, reality is more magical than magic

PS: The World Conference will be a more important plot, and then it will fast forward to the year 1511 of the Haiyuan calendar! The characters that appeared at that time were interesting!

ps: Take a leave tomorrow, the old man at home is 95th birthday, accompany her, and have a party with her family~ (I also wish the elderly at home good health and a long life!) οΌ‰

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