Chapter 113: The Stinky Cave
In the restaurant next to the small gatehouse, Feng Rui had already prepared some pork and mutton, cabbage and radish and other things.
This is especially true for vegetables such as turnips, which help with gas.
The one-eyed wolf beard is also greedy, and he packed it all and brought it back.
There is a large iron pot in the cave.
Feng Rui counted, in addition to the seven wolves in Yuzhong, there were thirty-six small minions.
Although a pot can be stewed, in order to turn over a few powerful seven wolves in Yu, Fengrui decided to open a small stove for them.
Three o'clock in the afternoon.
The bandits inside the cave were growling with hunger.
Feng Rui hurriedly asked Zhou Wujian to make a fire, and he was also busy.
In the cauldron, the pork, cabbage, and radish were stewed in a full pot.
The small pot of mutton and radish is also full of pots.
Feng Rui put an extra layer of pepper sesame sauce in the big pot, and only a spoonful of shallow pepper sauce was placed in the small pot, but the secret pepper sesame sauce was placed in a very conspicuous position.
Hehe, I'm just waiting for you to enter.
"Each ... Ladies and gentlemen... Hero, small... The villain has done a good job. ”
Feng Rui winced and glanced at Li Dahu beside him.
This product has been guarding the pot for a long time, and it seems to be a foodie.
"What kind of stuff did you put in this kid, it tasted so good, it shouldn't have been poisoned."
Li Dahu glared at Feng Rui fiercely while wiping his saliva, he had never seen such a red pot, and then stared at the small jar of pepper sesame sauce.
Hu Yiguan walked over, sniffed it and said, "Incense!" It's more fragrant than last time, it seems that your two skills are really extraordinary. ”
Hu Yiguan introduced to Li Dahu, "This is a unique thing in Yongjia County, I heard that it is a tavern in Yongjia County, and it is the warmest to eat in this cold winter wax moon." ”
Well, although the sharp and unique secret method of pepper sesame sauce is still a secret recipe, as a chef, after eating it a few times, you can almost eat the general content of the pepper sesame sauce, so it has slowly spread.
The rest of the bandits also came over smelling the fragrance.
Not to mention that I have been hungry all morning, in this cold weather, who can resist this hot pot, if it is not for the head to press, I am afraid that it would have been robbed long ago.
Liu Yiyi glanced at him, Hu Yiguan took a big spoon, stirred it a few times in both large and small pots, and then took out two spoons and put them in front of Feng Rui and Zhou Wuji.
Sure enough, I'm very cautious.
Feng Rui and Zhou Wujian hurriedly nodded and brought it over, and ate it in their stomachs
In the morning, I only drank two bowls of hot soybean milk, and I was already hungry when I climbed these mountain roads, and this Hu Yibo really knew how to cook, his hands did not shake the spoon and did not shake the spoon, he wanted meat and meat, and he wanted vegetables and vegetables, and it seemed that he was really afraid that some kind of food was drugged.
After gobbling it up, Feng Rui also added his lips after eating, with an unfinished expression.
Zhou Wuji stared at the two pots, one large and one small.
The Seven Wolves and other bandits in Yuzhong saw that there was really no change in Feng Rui and Zhou Wuji, and immediately surrounded them.
"This taste is really overbearing, and it is really comfortable to eat it in this cold weather. The white straw is newly harvested and brewed red, and the pot is washed and the fire is blown to cook the shallots. Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! ”
Zhu Youwen also dragged a poem.
"It's good, it's just a little lighter."
Li Dahu ate the most fiercely, but he didn't like it yet, he glanced at Feng Rui and asked, "Boy, is it so hot with the sauce in the small jar?" ”
Feng Rui cringed and replied, "Return... Back to the hero, that... In that small jar is a pepper and hemp thing, just a small spoonful can be hot, small... The little ones are afraid of the heroes. . . Fear... If you don't eat hot and spicy, you can... I didn't dare to put it more... ”
"Humph! Looking down on the uncle, not to mention this kind of hot, even if it is a red-hot piece of iron, Uncle Ben can swallow a few pieces. ”
Hearing Feng Rui say two words of fear, Li Dahu rushed to glare, and then personally picked up the secret pepper sesame sauce, without using a spoon, and poured half a jar into the small pot, and the small pot was already floating a layer, and the red one was even more tempting.
"Cool! That's how enjoyable it is! It would be better if there was wine, but the second brother also rushed up the wine when he went down the mountain on a cloudy day. ”
Li Dahu didn't use chopsticks at all, he grabbed it directly, and added the red oil on his hand after eating, which was really not wasted at all.
"Forget about the wine, it's a mistake to drink too much, but today's meal is really good, and the second child is doing this beautifully!"
Liu Yishou also ate with a mouth full of oil.
As for Hu Yiguan, Fan Wuying and Wang Xiaoshan didn't talk at all, but the chopsticks in his hand were like flying mutton, and they had to be dipped in a layer of pepper and red oil.
The meal was eaten for half an hour.
The big pot and the small pot, even the bottom of the pot have been eaten clean, and a small jar of secret pepper sesame sauce has also been cleaned.
"Boy, you're good at this! Take it, this is the uncle's reward for you. ”
Li Dahu took out a large ingot of silver from his waist and threw it to Feng Rui, and then said, "It's just that the pepper and hemp thing is gone, it seems that your kid has to go down the mountain on a cloudy day, but next time don't put the exhaust thing like radish... ”
After that, he laughed and walked out of the cave.
Except for the two bandits guarding Zhou Wutong and Master Jia, the other bandits all came out of the cave.
As soon as I ate the hot iron pot, everyone was hot and sweaty, and some people in the hole couldn't stop farting, how could I stand it in this big hole.
Feng Rui smiled and picked up the silver on the ground, and glanced at Zhou Wu.
After another half of the tea time, the two pulled two roasted steamed buns from the bonfire and slowly walked to Zhou Wutong and Master Jia.
"Two... Two big brothers, this... This is the meal that the hero called for the two of them! ”
Feng Rui nodded and walked to the bandit guarding Zhou Wutong.
The bandit was picking between his teeth with a twig, and he glanced at it and didn't care.
"Do it!"
A sharp hungry tiger pounced, knocked down the bandit in front of him, and then grabbed his head and slammed it to the ground.
Bang bang bang!
The bandits under Feng Rui don't know whether they are alive or dead, and the bandits under Zhou Wujian have already blossomed in their heads.
Seeing this, Zhou Wutong and Master Jia almost screamed in shock, but fortunately, Feng Rui covered their mouths in time.
However, there were two kidnapped men in the cave, and they screamed when they saw this blood.
Such a scream naturally attracted the bandits outside the cave.
Liu Yishou immediately ran to the campfire in the middle and picked up his iron claws, and the rest of the bandits also found their own weapons.
"Boy! You can't find death! ”
Fan Wuying stared at Feng Rui and Zhou Wuzhi viciously.
Feng Rui covered the ears of the little sister of the Zhou family, and Zhou Wujian shouted 'do it' outside the cave!
This sound can really be transmitted ten miles away, and it is even more shocking to the ears of everyone in the cave.
"Second brother! Brother Rui! ”
Who is Zhou Wutong and white.
Feng Rui touched Zhou Wutong's little brain and told her to hide with Master Jia.
Feng Rui and Zhou Wujian picked up the bandit's big knife, although it was not a big sword, but it was also a weapon, not to mention that the medicine should also attack, so Feng Rui himself only ate a small bowl, and there was a faint reflection in his stomach.
Liu Yishou was the first to feel that something was wrong, and when he saw Feng Rui and Zhou Wuzhi resisting, he immediately thought of being poisoned, and immediately wanted to urge the internal force to suppress the circulation of qi and blood in the stomach, so as to weaken the toxicity.
But when he operated the internal force, he immediately noticed that something was wrong, and the strand channel was constantly deflated, and he couldn't operate the internal force at all.
Under the forced operation, the abdominal pain in the stomach is unbearable, and the chrysanthemum is loose, and it can't be tightened at all when you think about it.
I thought that I would eat too many spicy things to make my mouth dry, but at this time, I was even more thirsty, and I was dizzy with thirst.
Puff puff!
The small cave is full of the sound of chrysanthemums opening and closing, and there are many bandits under the crotch is already drenched and scorched, and the stench instantly fills the entire cave.
The smell of diarrhea is even more unbearable, and one by one can no longer hold back the chrysanthemums.
This head is lined with, and the back is even more terrifying, a large number of loose stools are flowing like flowing water, and they will not stop without pulling out the water.
Feng Rui had already taken out four water-soaked cloth towels and wrapped them around the noses of himself and the others.
Even so, the stench can still be smelled, and the smoker wants to retch.
If you pull the prostration like this, if you talk about cutting people, it's good to be able to stand.
"You..."
The strongest Li Dahu also became a soft-footed shrimp at this time.
Wolf Fan Wuying still wanted to charge the two of them, but their footsteps were already shaking.
Zhu Youwen seems to love face very much, and he still holds on to the chrysanthemums, but his face is already red.
Seeing such a sharp edge, I really want to look up to the sky and laugh.
Hey! Dare to provoke the young man, this is the end!
At the foot of the mountain.
When the county Cheng Chen and Xiao Hei Zhutou heard Zhou Wuji's shout, they had already led the troops to start climbing the mountain.
"Hmph... Small... The kid dared to poison him, old... Lao Tzu won't make you feel better! ”
Liu gritted his teeth with one hand and deflated fiercely.
That's right, it's just a hard deflation, so that the chrysanthemum can be tightened for a while.
Liu single-handedly used the internal force to attack Feng Rui, but as soon as the internal force was running, the river and the sea in his abdomen turned over again, and he staggered before Feng Rui could reach him.
Feng Rui glanced at it with disgust, and then gave Zhou Wuzhi a look.
robbed his little sister, Zhou Wuzhi was angry, walked in front of Liu Yishou, and without saying a word, it was a knife.
Liu Yishou also tried in vain to use the beast form to dodge, but the internal strength was not enough, how to run the move, so he had to raise the iron claw and want to fight the knife, not to mention that his stomach turned over at this time and the river and the sea were already prostration, even if he was afraid that he would not be able to bear Zhou Wuji's blow before.
Bang!
Liu was knocked to the ground by Zhou Wuji, and then Zhou Wuji kicked him on the head, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
Such a boss was easily solved by Zhou Wuji, and the rest of the people did not dare to come forward.
There is only one way down the mountain, and the official has climbed up quickly, where is there a way out.
So sharp and the bandits stalemate for another half an hour.
If it is according to Zhou Wu's intentions, he should rush out all the way, anyway, these bandits are a group of soft-footed shrimp, and some of them are already dehydrated and lying in the feces and urine, but Feng Rui disagrees.
The bandits still have swords in their hands.
Although it is easy to rush out like this, what if one of them has enough strength to sneak attack and stab a sword?
If you hurt Zhou Wutong or Master Jia, then your efforts will be wasted.
In this way, this stench is still endured, or the most important thing is life!