Navy, pirates, world government member states, CP0 - at the same time that the entire East China Sea is in chaos because of Polusalino's script, the calm of the naval headquarters Marin Fando is also beginning to come to an end. Diaphragm

"Moximoxi? Is it Nami? ”

The phone bug meticulously simulates the expression of Luffy's hippie smile on the other end of the phone.

“……”

Nami, who was sorting out the report of the materials entering and exiting the warehouse No. 201 to No. 237 of Marin Fando today, her face instantly became gloomy:

"Nami isn't in the office, let's play again at 25:00 tonight."

Without any hesitation, Nami answered the phone and hung up directly after only a perfunctory sentence.

In fact, as a trainee staff member of the Navy's warehouse management office, Nami is required to answer every phone call carefully during working hours, and she even has a set of special words to learn before joining the company, which is used to deal with some senior generals who do not understand the rules of the warehouse material management process. Diaphragm

But Luffy, an annoying boy, Nami doesn't want to say even a word to him after work, let alone during working hours.

For example, now, normal people are not uninteresting, but Luffy still tirelessly dials the number, and he has a great posture to compare with Nami who is more patient and who has more free time.

"Say, Luffy, what do you want to do, I told you in advance, it's absolutely impossible to take you here to visit again......"

Sighing slightly, Nami picked up the phone from the table in resignation - last time, she took this kid to visit her place of work under Luffy's soft grinding. As a result, Luffy fell into a frenzy in the face of the warehouse's full material reserves, and wanted to put everything on his future ship, completely ignoring Nami's need to do a good job of accounting.

Under Nami's determined gaze that does not allow any bargaining, the corners of the phone bug's mouth go straight down, simulating Luffy's dissatisfaction on the other end of the phone:

"What do you think of me, Nami! Didn't I promise you last time? ”

After a moment of silence, Nami roared in a tone that almost gritted her teeth, and even like a predatory tooth-like fish-man, not only did her teeth turn into sharp daggers, but her eyes also emitted a vicious red light: Lang

“…… That's what you said last time!

Bastard!

”

"Huh?! Is that so?! ”

It seems to be innocent in hindsight, but in fact, the corners of his mouth have been skimmed to the side, and his eyes are also sneakily rolling - Luffy's ability to lie has perfectly inherited his grandfather, Lieutenant General Karp.

“…… Alas, don't delay me, Luffy, if there's anything to say. ”

Exhausted, Nami gave up her useless job of continuing to deal with "one of the three major troubles of the Navy Headquarters" - the other two major troubles were naturally Polusalino and Vice Admiral Karp.

"Are you going to see the progress of the ship...... If that's the case, Frankie showed me the construction site yesterday, and it's basically OK, and it's time for the later decoration work. ”

"Is it basically OK? That's great! "Ahh

Luffy nodded at this again and again, and praised in a tone of amazement and admiration: "It's worthy of Frankie!"

He is the best boatman!

”

"I'll tell him that for you,"

Nami replied calmly, "So you should be fine, right?" If it's okay, then I'll hang up. ”

"Don't hang it! Nami! ”

Luffy, who was watching the busy scene of the Orix Military Port in the distance in his dormitory, immediately dissuaded him when he heard this, but then laughed hehehe:

"Actually, I think we can already prepare to go to sea now! How about you get in touch with Frankie? ”

"You say it again?!

"Ahh

Suddenly, Nami, who turned into a humanoid tyrannosaurus, startled a certain uncle lieutenant colonel who passed by the door of her office with a file, and Luffy on the other end of the phone was also so frightened that he almost didn't hold the phone bug steady, causing it to fall to the ground.

"You didn't eat bad brains today, did you? Luffy? ”

After looking left and right, and confirming that there was only the back of the lieutenant colonel's uncle who had walked away in the corridor outside the door, Nami instantly retracted her head and locked the office door fiercely.

However, Luffy's answer this time was rare and reliable, which surprised her:

"Of course I didn't eat bad brains! Nami! I'm serious! Listen to me and I'll give you an analysis! ”

"The word 'analysis' actually comes out of your mouth...... Well, you say it, I'll listen. ”

"Hmm...... In my opinion, there are three main obstacles to our departure from Marin Vando! "Ahh

While trying to recall the tone and pattern of Admiral Zefa's speech in class, Luffy mobilized all the brain cells that only thought about dry meals and fights on weekdays:

"The first point is General Polusalino! He is the one who guided my path as a navy, and he is the most powerful admiral in our navy, and if he knew that I was leaving Marin Fando and taking you with me, he would definitely stop me! We can't win against him! ”

Speaking of Polusalino, Luffy's eyebrows and facial features were tightly pressed together because of worry.

Nami had a strange expression - she knew that Luffy's plan to leave the Navy Headquarters was actually secretly arranged and promoted by Polusalino.

(The first point is wrong...... But Luffy, you're not easy to use your brains...... ）

“…… You continue. ”

"The second point is my grandfather Karp!" Diaphragm

Luffy gritted his teeth and said, "He's an old man, he has a weird temper and strong strength, and he likes to go against me the most...... There is nothing we can do when we meet him! ”

"Hmm...... You continue. ”

Nami hurriedly changed the angle of the phone bug, so as not to convey the expression of her wry smile on her forehead to Luffy's side, which would cause the topic to shift and disrupt Luffy's extremely difficult rational thinking.

"The third point is the rest of the naval predecessors, including the Marshal of the Warring States, many of them, we can't beat them, and they will definitely stop us."

"You just said that the entire Navy Headquarters is a point that hinders us from going to sea, Luffy...... There's no point in dividing three of them! ”

Nami, who felt that she was looking forward to a loneliness, finally couldn't help it and complained.

"Hee-hee-hee, so to speak," he said

Luffy smiled very happily, looking like a stupid monkey with no heart and lungs, "Didn't Mr. Danzefa say that when persuading others, you usually have to list three points, so that it can be convincing!" ”

"This theory of Mr. Zefa is based on your correct analysis, and then gradually deepened! But what you say is the same thing! ”

Nami, who was broken for Luffy to go to sea, immediately jumped to her feet, and slammed the table with both hands, almost waving an afterimage - if Luffy wasn't by her side at this time, she must let this kid know that the three-point subdivision when persuading others is not necessarily good, but the hammer man triple attack is definitely fine.

"Oh, don't be so serious, Nami, listen to me and give you an analysis......"

"You have two minutes left, and if you haven't finished two minutes, you should do what you want."

Nami's eyes showed indifference - she had been an intern in the Navy Warehouse Management Office for so long, and her heart was as cold as numbers!

"Ahem...... First of all, Saab told me that General Polusalino and my grandfather, as well as Lieutenant General Stoloberg and Lieutenant General Dalmecia, are all going to stay in the East China Sea for a while! Not returning to Marinfando for the time being! "Ahh

Although the trajectory of fate was influenced by Polusalino, the three "ASL" brothers still have a very good relationship with each other. And because they are in the same camp, plus there are more convenient phone bugs, there is much more contact between them than in the original plot.

"You go on."

Nami raised her eyebrows slightly.

"In addition, General Sakasky and General Kuzan just finished their debriefing back to the headquarters yesterday and returned to the New World and Fish-Man Island respectively, and General Fujitora also returned to Mary Joya to garrison ......"

On the other end of the phone, Luffy made a smug expression, and he put his hands on his waist: "The current Marin Fando can be said to be very empty!" The resistance to our going to sea is also the lowest in history! ”

"The emptiness you are talking about, is it a situation where tens of thousands of sailors, hundreds of warships, many elite lieutenant generals and marshals of the Warring States and General Zefa are all there? Let me remind you, Luffy, you are going to sea, not to be the Emperor of Pirates! ”

Nami only thought Luffy's strange statement was hilarious and speechless, but she still affirmed, "But what you said does make sense, in the current situation, if we go to sea, we will encounter the lowest resistance." "Ahh

As soon as her words fell, Nami also looked at the phone bug in a daze, and a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind.

(How does it feel like this...... General Polusalino deliberately ......? ）

"Yes, yes!

”

Luffy immediately smiled, but quickly cleared his throat again, pretending to be serious: "Secondly, I think the situation in the world is very turbulent right now, Nami!" ”

“…… Didn't you really eat a bad brain today? Luffy? ”

Nami, who had already heard a lot of incredible words from Luffy's mouth one after another, still widened her eyes.

"Be serious! Nami! I'm giving you an analysis! "Ahh

"Uh-huh......"

Nami clenched her fists.

The nervous Luffy didn't care about Nami's mood change at all, and said to himself:

"The flying pirate golden lion who competed with Roger for the throne of One Piece, didn't he come back from the dead, and he also met with the One Piece Emperors of the New World, they must have a conspiracy, not a simple banquet...... And maybe there will be a war with our navy soon! But in the face of such a situation, Granny Crane and her staff will definitely not choose to take the initiative to attack, and will definitely defend passively first......"

"Therefore, if we go to sea at this time, we can participate in the confrontation more flexibly! Just like Mr. Zefa said, use unobtrusive tricks to gain the initiative in battle! ”

- I have to say that whether it is Luffy in the original plot of the pirates, or Luffy, the "dark boy" who is now influenced by Polusalino, his mind is top-notch, but he doesn't like to think most of the time. And once they use their brains, they can use simple words to show the most crucial truths.

"What do you mean...... Yes, but are you sure you don't want to contact your dad? Luffy? "Ahh

Nami, who agreed with Luffy's point of view, nodded, and then joked, "He and the revolutionary army he commanded, maybe they also secretly have contact with the Golden Lion?" After all, it is also a formidable opponent of our Navy! ”

"Huh? My daddy? ”

Luffy tilted his head and buckled his nose very disdainfully, "No need to contact him!" Whether it's him, or the old man of my grandfather, sooner or later, I can beat them up! ”

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"Hmmm......"

Nami blinked, no matter how familiar she was with the Monchi family, she still didn't know how to accept this kind of "father and son filial piety" and "grandfather and grandson filial piety".

However, Luffy didn't say much about this, but took the initiative to pull the topic back:

"Finally, and most importantly, Nami!" Diaphragm

"I'm listening, don't be so loud all of a sudden!"

"It's the East China Sea! East China Sea!

”

"Tokai?"

Nami feigned confusion with a palpable hint of anticipation on her face.

"Nami, didn't you just come back from the East China Sea? You are also from the East China Sea, what did you say before about the problem of the Fish-Man Pirates, the problem of the local navy...... Now General Polusalino and my grandfather have gone there, and CP0, something terrible must be happening there! It could even be happening! ”

"If we're going to sea, how can we miss this opportunity?"

"And!" Diaphragm

Luffy suddenly pretended to be mysterious, and suppressed his voice again and again: "Ace told me before returning to Fish-Man Island with Admiral Kuzan that a new round of headquarters surveillance will start soon, and we can follow ......behind the headquarters monitoring ship when the time comes."

Just the right "Empty Headquarters", just right "Brother Gaomi", just right "Ship Completed" - it's really yours, Admiral Polusalino!

Nami sighed in her heart.

……

The capital of the Kingdom of Goa, the town of Goa.

On the square, two huge screens were erected early, and not far from the opposite screen, two naval squads were guarding two huge image phone bugs.

The people of the Goya Kingdom didn't know what was going to happen for a while, they just followed the psychology of watching the excitement, and began to gather in the square in twos and threes, but after a while, the square was crowded. Diaphragm

Since yesterday, outrageous rumors about the king of their country and some of the nobles have begun to spread throughout the country, and people are talking about it in the streets and alleys.

So, looking at today's situation, do you want to refute rumors?

"Polusalino, you go up and talk in a while, let the old man be in charge of the control, and play the video......"

Behind the huge screen, in the small building of the Navy, Vice Admiral Karp is still doing the ideological work of Polusalino, "You are the Admiral, your identity is ......"

"But you're from the East China Sea, and you're from the Goya Kingdom, Lieutenant General Karp~"

"But the old man ......"

"I'm coming to the East China Sea in a completely secret state, Lieutenant General Karp, Daba~"

"Then can you kid redesign the next line! Look at what you've prepared! You are not afraid of being embarrassed, the old man is afraid! ”

Lieutenant General Karp said angrily, eager to throw the paper in his hand hard in Porusalino's face - this kid, definitely on purpose! He Karp usually doesn't have a face in the headquarters, it's because in the headquarters, but when he arrives in his hometown, he can't talk like this! Especially in front of so many people!

He plans to go back to Windmill Village to retire in the future!