Chapter 4 It's not just about being an undertaker
"I ...... I saw my grandmother coming, so I followed my grandmother's figure, but I didn't expect to see you......"
"Your grandmother did come." Song Ding led me in: "Tomorrow your grandmother will be in another hall, you can go in and see her for the last time." ”
I walked in crying, knelt in front of my grandmother for a long time, talked to her a lot, and kowtowed a few times.
But my grandmother didn't seem to be at ease, and she suddenly sat up, so frightened that I didn't dare to make a sound! I grabbed Song Ding's trouser leg in fear, not knowing what to do.
This can't be a corpse fraud, right?
But it's my own grandmother who is cheating, can I beat her?
Song Ding said softly on the side: "Old lady, you can go with confidence, Yu Xian will be handed over to me in the future, and I will help you take care of her." ”
With that, the grandmother fell asleep again.
I finally understand that this Song Ding is not just a mortuary! He also has a lot of connections with my grandmother.
When I got out of the funeral home, I couldn't help but ask him: "Song Ding, ...... you?"
Song Ding glanced at me coldly: "What do you call me?" That's how your grandmother taught you to come to me? ”
I quickly changed my words: "Master! You...... Who the hell are you? What did you just burn a corpse for? How did you and my grandma meet? ”
"You have a lot of questions." Song Ding exposed his original temperament at night, and he was a little impatient when he asked him a few more questions, and his face was a little stern, but he still made it clear to me.
"I had a car accident when I was a teenager, and I was in a state of half-life and half-death, floating in the realm of fantasy for a while. Later, it was your grandmother who pulled me out of the illusion, and although I was reborn, my physique was different from that of ordinary people, so I took on the role of extraditer, guiding these dead people to the Yellow Spring. ”
"Then you're just ......"
"I'm giving guidance to that old lady, her family is here tomorrow, and if it goes well, she can go to the west."
"Then I'll follow you in the future? Inside this funeral parlor? ”
"It's a little reluctant to listen to your tone."
I frowned and said helplessly: "Where are girls who like to work in funeral homes, besides, is there anything suitable for me?" ”
Song Ding sneered: "With your appearance, your face is covered with sores, which company dares to ask you?" You have been staying at home for so many years and not seeing people, and you don't socialize extensively, is it suitable for you to work outside? ”
I was immediately speechless by him, and I felt a little inferior and ashamed, but I was powerless to fight back!
Seeing that I didn't speak, Song Ding was a little apologetic, and he hurriedly said: "Working here is also good for the unjust sores on your face, you have unjust sores on your body that have not been removed, and your extradition of Huangquan people in this funeral parlor can be regarded as doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, and the unjust sores will slowly disappear......"
"Really?" I was overjoyed: "Really? Can the sores on my face be removed? ”
"Although I have deceived many ghosts, I generally don't deceive people."
"That's really great!" I bravely rolled up my sleeves and said, "Master, I will listen to you in everything, as long as I can eliminate my injustices, you can move the corpse if you want me to do it, and if you want me to extradite me, I will extradite, I can do anything!" ”
Song Ding laughed sullenly, as if watching the monkey perform acrobatics.
"Let's go, go rest and rest, it's dawn soon, and you're busy."