Chapter 22: Blind Dates
Listening to his mother, Xiang Hui immediately shrank his stomach unnaturally, his mother keeps pace with the times and knows a lot......
Another woman who has been over-popularized by short videos!
He quickly interrupted his mother's nagging, "Mom, I don't think I can be someone's brother......"
"What are you thinking, I didn't see that there are so many conditions for being someone's brother, which one of you meets, you still have to find a girlfriend seriously."
"When you're thirty, it's hard to find someone of the same age, and then go to find a little girl, there is an age gap, can you have a common language?"
"Now if you find one early, you can also cultivate a relationship, and won't it be a matter of course to talk for a year or two? If it goes faster, it will be fine in a few months......"
Xiang Hui couldn't help but nodded, he felt that what the said made sense, but if you look for it now, you may not have a common language!
He told her the code, did she understand it? My brother may understand...
Well???
Wait a minute... Something wrong......
He immediately pulled back his deviant train of thought, "Mom, I know, I will definitely cooperate with your work." ”
Xiang Mu frowned angrily, hated iron and steel, and said: "What does it mean to cooperate with my work, you are looking for a daughter-in-law, not me looking for a wife, you have to take the initiative to talk about it yourself." ”
"Okay, good, I'll take the initiative!"
"Chasing girls should take the initiative, be more diligent and send messages, make phone calls, and say more words of concern, and you won't go to the Internet to check ......"
"I think this girl is quite okay, she grew up with Aunt Li in the unit, and she is in S City like you, if you are free, you can make an appointment, and if you are not free, you will wait for the Dragon Boat Festival to come back to H City and then make an appointment."
He said one word, and his mother said more than ten words!
In order to get away from the topic quickly, he could only echo whatever the said, "Uh-huh... I'll check it out, I'm not free right now, I'll talk about it later. ”
"Okay, then you can do it yourself, Mom hangs up first, you pay attention to rest, and pay attention to exercise, don't go to the laboratory to do experiments, or write code."
"Okay Mom, I know, you should also rest early, let my dad drink less alcohol, hurt his body."
When Xiang's mother in the video heard this, she immediately grabbed Xiang's father's ear, "Hear it, drink less, there is no day when you don't drink, you have to lick it before going to bed." Where did the extra bottle of Sea Blue come from on the wine cabinet? My WeChat is missing 200, is it that you have changed to buy wine......"
"How can there be ......" in the video, Xiang's father's voice is full of emptiness......
"Don't think that if you delete the transfer record, I won't know about the collection record......"
Xiang Mu hung up the phone while chattering, and Xiang Hui also breathed a sigh of relief and mourned for his father!
Thinking that he would be managed like his father in the future, he felt that it was good to be alone......
"Master, don't you want to find a girlfriend?" Shen You squatted down, put his head to the edge of his screen, and watched him flip through WeChat.
"What are you doing with a girlfriend?"
He didn't have time to accompany her, did he find the green?
He lives quite comfortably alone, every day is very fulfilling, and only occasionally when he returns home, he will feel a little lonely, but wouldn't it be good to go to the small room to continue to study the applet?
So, does he want a girlfriend?
"Isn't your girlfriend okay with your master, how many things do you do?"
"Why should I ask her to accompany me? My girlfriend is slimy, which only affects the speed at which I can write code. ”
As he spoke, he clicked on the chat window of the girl he had just added, and he still listened to the fuck and chatted a few words, otherwise he would call again tomorrow and ask, and he would not be able to explain.
"She can chat with you when you're bored, and she can also accompany you to eat, watch TV, and sleep."
"Can't you?"
"Huh?"
Shen You looked at him in surprise, what does the master mean by this, is he treating me as a girlfriend?
Xiang Hui didn't know what she was thinking, and edited the information in her hand, but edited and deleted it, repeating it several times.
He didn't know what he was supposed to say......
To be blunt, the opening said that he was the son of Ms. XX, and was introduced by Aunt Li to WeChat?
Or do you want to introduce yourself directly? He's inexperienced.
"Does the owner treat me as a girlfriend?"
"What?"
Xiang Hui edited half of the information, paused again, and looked at her in surprise, "What girlfriend, you're not a little maid?" ”
"Didn't the host say I could let you eat, watch TV, and sleep?"
"Who wants you to sleep with? You say you're a robot, what's in your head? Watch a little less of those little videos. ”
Shen You was stunned, didn't the master say it himself?
"Don't stop, keep pinching your shoulders."
Xiang Hui turned his head to continue editing, struggled for a while, and simply sent it directly.
[My name is Xiang Hui, what is your name? 】
Straight man opens~
Anyway, I also took the initiative to chat.
After sending it, he exited the chat window, clicked on the small video, and planned to play for a while, but he accidentally swiped the funny blind date chat record for him, and he rarely watched it patiently one by one.
[Are you there?] 】
[Huh? What's wrong? 】
[Little sister, what does your dad do? 】
[What are you doing?] You two know each other? 】
[I don't know, I'm just curious to ask!] Was your dad a thief before? And then pluck the brightest star and put it in your eyes? 】
[Brother, can't you tease without flirting? ] Did my dad steal your brain too? 】
Xiang Hui laughed directly, "God her father is a thief!" ”
Shen You looked over curiously, just in time to see new information coming in.
[My name is Sun Yu. 】
Xiang Hui sighed, and then replied, [Very nice name, I feel happy when I look at it!] 】
Although he is a little straighter, his brain is still normal, and he will not be as strange as in the short video.
After the two had a warm-up beginning, they also chatted slowly, although he had the mentality of completing the task, but it did not prevent the two from chatting happily, so they passed the time in their spare time.
Shen You also saw all his chat records next to him, and said curiously: "Master! Are you going to make her your girlfriend? ”
"Huh? No, just talk about it, just complete the task. ”
"Then master, are you a scumbag?"
"Where am I scum? Don't talk nonsense. ”
"Master, you don't plan to let her be your girlfriend, and you are still chatting so energetically, what is not a scumbag?"
Xiang Hui is speechless, what brain circuit? All?
He sat up and flicked her forehead, "What nonsense, we are on a blind date, between men and women, just chatting and communicating normally, I don't want to find a girlfriend, but it doesn't prevent me from making friends, it's just chatting." ”
Shen You was stunned for a moment, and touched her forehead that had been flicked, she didn't feel pain, but she felt that this feeling was very novel.
I listened to him in a daze, but I didn't listen to anything.
Xiang Hui waved his hand in front of her, and she came back to her senses, "Master? ”
"What do you think? Will you get distracted? ”
"Master, do you like Sun Yu who just chatted with you?"
"I haven't seen it, I haven't gotten along, how can I talk about liking it or not? Why do you ask this question. ”
"Curious!"