Chapter 67: Eat Tofu
"Hmph-", let the horses come!
Aunt Ben said, let you make three moves, after three moves, you feel better, Yun Jiao saw Yun Feng and said to herself.
Wait for you to take my trick "Double Dragon Exploration Peak" are talking about? Yun Feng went straight with both hands, and Yun Jiao's proud twin peaks probed.
Yun Jiao looked at it, and when Yun Feng grabbed his twin peaks with both hands, he smiled and said, Hehe, dead waste, you use these obscene tricks to catch Aunt Ben's twin peaks.
"Ahh
Before Yun Jiao finished speaking, Yun Feng's hands quickly grabbed her narcissistic twin peaks. Suddenly, it caused Yun Jiao to scream.
Tsk, it feels so comfortable, it's as soft as grabbing a bun, Yun Feng squeezed it with his palm.
Dead waste, old lady, I am going to chop off your dog hands today, Yun Jiao looked at it, and Yun Feng squeezed his hands proudly and said angrily.
If you have the ability, you can chop off my hands. However, if you suffer a loss at that time, then don't blame me for not reminding you, "Hehehehehe", Yun Feng smiled at Yun Jiao.
This is what you asked for, don't blame the old lady for being ruthless.
After finishing speaking, Yun Jiao instantly burst out, and her six-star martial artist's breath attacked Yun Feng angrily.
I said steamed buns, didn't you say that you would let me make three moves? Now, we have only passed the first move, and you are about to regret it, it seems that you talk like a fart, and what you say doesn't count! Yunfeng joked.
"You"
"Hmph", who said that the old lady's words don't count! The old lady said that if you make three moves, she will let you make three moves. Now, we've made one move, and we have two more moves, let's move on!" Yun Jiao snorted angrily.
Hehe, that's good, I'm still afraid that your words don't count!" Yun Feng smiled.
You still have two moves, and after two moves, the old lady will have you to feel better.
Then I'm going to make a move, I'm going to travel all over the world", Yun Feng walked with both hands in a zigzag step towards Yun Jiao.
"Hmph, this time, the old lady must not be careless, let this dead waste eat my tofu, Yun Jiao snorted angrily in her heart. ”
Come on, you dead shit, Yun Jiao set up a defensive offensive and scolded at Yun Feng.
Hehe, steamed buns, wait for you to catch it, I'm talking about this trick of "traveling all over the world"! Yun Feng smiled at Yun Jiao.
Will I be afraid of you, a little qi person, the sixth stage, the old lady can win you even with one hand, Yun Jiao said to Yun Feng disdainfully.
Is it?
At this time, Yun Feng stepped forward and slapped Yun Jiao with one hand. Of course, Yun Feng's trick is just a trick to confuse Yun Jiao's feints. His intention is to * Yun Jiao's palm, so that Yun Feng's other hand can quickly press down Yun Jiao to block his hand, and his hands can be used on her at this time, he became famous in the martial arts in his previous life The trick of eating tofu "travels all over the world".
Sure enough, when Yun Jiao saw Yun Feng slapping her with one hand, she immediately blocked it with her hand, and Yun Feng's attack on herself.
However, at this moment, Yun Feng's other hand was stuck with lightning speed, and Yun Jiao was ready to block his offensive hand. His hands quickly touched Yun Jiao's devilish figure, and Yun Feng was still there, and Yun Jiao's buttocks were gently patted.
"Ahh
A scream that was even louder than just now came from the Yun family's dining room, and suddenly, the entire Yun family heard it.
Those people of the Yun family who had just walked outside the dining room and wanted to see Yun Feng compete with Yun Jiao suddenly heard Yun Jiao's screams coming from inside the dining room, and they all looked at each other in disbelief. This Qianjiao witch would let out such a scream, could it be that she was invincible to Yunfeng?
Haha, I didn't expect that your buttocks are more comfortable to touch than the two buns on your chest, Yun Feng said with a confused face.
"Ahh
Hehe, if you want to kill me, you are still going back, you are studying in the Imperial Martial Academy for a few years, come on!" Yun Feng said with a smile.
What? The Fourth Young Master dared to eat the tofu of the Qianjiao Witch? Those who were standing at the door were shocked and couldn't believe it when they heard Yun Jiao's angry words.
Dead waste, this is what you brought on yourself, "Xuanxu Palm", Yun Jiao shouted loudly. Yun Jiao used against Yun Feng, the Xuanxuan Intermediate Fighting Skill "Xuanxu Palm" that she obtained in the Imperial Martial Academy.
Isn't it? Bun, didn't you say that I should make three moves? Now I have only passed two moves, and there is one more move, and you haven't let me yet! You can't talk without words? Yun Feng pretended to be in a hurry.
The old lady doesn't talk anymore, what can you do? Yun Jiao said angrily to Yun Feng.
I can't do anything to you, but if I can't beat you, I can run! Am I still standing here and letting you fight? After speaking, Yunfeng ran towards the outside of the dining room.
Everyone present was stunned, even Yun Jiao didn't expect that Yun Feng would run when she said she would, and she didn't leave any reaction time. After Yun Jiao reacted, she said angrily, Yun Feng, you dead waste, don't run if you have a kind.
If I don't run, am I waiting there for you to beat me?" Yun Feng replied loudly to Yun Jiao's words as he ran. There is no way, Yun Feng can only pretend that he can't win Yun Jiao now, and he runs away.
Dead waste, if you are a kind of man, you don't run, Yun Jiao chased behind Yun Feng.
Have I planted it, you haven't tried it, how do you know! Yun Feng replied to Yun Jiao's words while running.
Okay, you sharp-toothed dead waste, you are dying, and you dare to tease the old lady, it seems that wait a minute, the old lady is going to tear your broken mouth first.
Hehe, wait until you catch up with me, or else, like you just farted, you will say that it counts.
"Hmph", isn't it a fart, wait a minute, don't you know?
Haha, you also admit it, are you farting when you talk!" Yunfeng laughed.
"You"
Yun Jiao only reacted at this time, she was confused by Yun Feng and said the wrong thing just now.
Have you had enough trouble?
A deep voice came from the depths of the Yun family, shouting at Yun Jiao and Yun Feng who were chasing.
When Uncle Yun Zhan, his father, heard this, Yun Feng and Yun Jiao both stopped.
Uncle Yun Zhan, don't you just ignore him? He eats my tofu. At this time, Yun Jiao said to Yun Zhan coquettishly.
Besides, you are a six-star martial artist, and I am only a six-stage qi person, and the difference between the two is a whole order, can I eat your tofu?
Dead waste, you dare to say that you didn't eat my tofu, Yun Jiao asked Yun Fengdao angrily.
That's good, you said I eat your tofu, then you say, how do I eat your tofu, as long as you say it, I Yunfeng will admit it, Yunfeng said with a serious face.
Yunfeng's appearance shows that all this is the same as what I didn't do, everything is that you Yunjiao is slandering me.
Why are you telling me to do such a shameful act?" Yun Jiao said with a blushing face.
Hehe, steamed bun, since you can't say it, it means that I haven't eaten your tofu?
Whoever said no, I still have witnesses who saw that if you eat my tofu, they can testify for me, you just ate my tofu. Yun Jiao said to Yun Feng.
The witness you are talking about is not your waste brother Yun Lei, right? According to what you say, I also have a witness, and she can also prove that I didn't eat your tofu, Yun Feng countered Yun Jiao.
Okay, both of you shut up for me, that's the end of today's matter, if anyone dares to make trouble, they will be locked up for three months, Yun Zhan said angrily to Yun Feng and Yun Jiao.
Yes, Father.
Yes, Uncle Yun Zhan.
Yun Feng and Yun Jiao replied at the same time.
It's all gone! There's nothing to see, Yun Zhan said to the people who came to see the play.
Yes, Patriarch, those Yun family juniors replied.
"Hmph-", you remember to the old lady, if Uncle Yun Zhan is not here that day, I have you to feel better, the Yun family intimidated Yun Fengdao.
Tsk, your buttocks and the pair of buns on your chest feel so good, soft and refreshing to the touch, Yun Feng said to Yun Jiao with a line of true qi.
Uncle Yun Zhan, listen to it, listen to what he said to me just now, Yun Jiao said coquettishly to Yun Zhan.
Did he speak just now? Why didn't I hear it, Yun Zhan said to Yun Jiao.
Uncle Yun Zhan, you can't pretend that you didn't hear anything just because he is your son, right?
What did I say to you just now????
At this time, Yun Feng condensed his true qi into a line and said to Yun Jiao, it feels so good, it is soft and cool to touch it, and the steamed bun deserves to be a steamed bun!
Uncle Yun Zhan, haven't you heard that he just used * to flirt again?
I just told you what I said to you, is this also called molesting you? Then you are really good at molesting!
You just said that it was not these words, you said that it was soft, and it was very cool to touch, did you say that you said these words?
I obviously didn't say that, you are slandering me, Yunfeng innocent Dao.
Uncle Yun Zhan, he just said clearly, you have to be the master for me!" Yun Jiao said with a crying voice.
Elder Taishang, did you hear Feng'er say these words to Jiao'er?
Hehe, of course I didn't hear it, Feng'er said these words, this Jiao'er, I will definitely discipline it well when I go back, Yun is absolutely Yun Zhandao.
Grandpa, why are you also protecting him, he obviously said these words to me, didn't you hear it in a daze?Yun Jiao asked.
Okay, you come back to me, Yun Jue said angrily.
Feng'er, you also come back, and have something to say to you for your father.
Yes, Father.
You come back with me, Yun Jue Yun Jiao said.