In Huafu, one of the four major families, Long Yuhe is complaining to Mrs. Hua: "Mom, didn't you say that if you are pregnant, you will let the champion marry me?" This child is about to be born, why is there no news? ”

Mrs. Hua sighed: "It was okay, who knew that the emperor suddenly gave a marriage, and Liuyun became a concubine, did he go to rob the princess of a man?" angered the emperor, and the Hua family was finished. ”

Long Yuhe's face was full of sadness: "Then what should I do?" Just give birth to a child like this, and others don't scold you to death? ”

Mrs. Hua slapped the table: "What are you afraid of?" Our Hua family has given a gag order, you usually don't go out, few people know, as long as you give birth to the child, you will become a great hero of our Hua family, and you will be offered as an ancestor when the time comes, who dares to say irresponsible things? ”

And I am lecturing in the top class of the military academy at the moment, and I plan to train them to stay in school to teach, even if the initiative is not in the school, I can fool a few to stay!

I cleared my throat and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, what I want to tell you today is the first of the thirty-six plans. If we comprehensively expound it, it belongs to the category of guerrilla warfare, and its central idea is 16 words: "When the enemy advances, I retreat, when the enemy retreats, I advance, when the enemy is tired, I fight, and when the enemy flees, I pursue." In the middle, it is necessary to apply the time, the place, and the people. The time of day is to choose the time to attack and retreat, the geographical advantage to choose the terrain that is favorable to oneself, to plan the retreat route in advance, the deployment of personnel and personnel to be rapid and effective, and finally to retreat quickly and decisively, never drag the mud and water. Therefore, guerrilla warfare tests the ability to adapt to changes on the spot, and the impermanence of soldiers and water is impermanent. On the battlefield, the overall situation is very important, and many wars are won not on the front line, but outside the battlefield, which belongs to the political game, which is another discipline, and I will not talk about it today. The theme of the thirty-six strategies is to use strategy to defeat the strong with the weak or win more with less, of course, it is not all, there is a saying called one force to ten will, that is, in the face of absolute strength, all strategies are ineffective, so it is very important to be strong itself, and no matter what you do, if you want to succeed, you have to form a team of your own, unity is strength, with the core team can do the spark can be a prairie fire. ”

I took a sip of water and said, "If you have any questions, you can raise them for discussion, and you must dare to speak and act to show your true heroic character." ”

Junzi Mo stood up and said, "Teacher, how can I be improvised, and grasp the best time?" ”

I thought about it and said: "This is a test of personal talent, talent can also be cultivated, usually to exercise their thinking ability, cultivate their organizational ability and leadership ability, and look at problems with a dialectical vision." For example, if your friend betrayed you, and you feel that you have made the wrong friend, but if the friend betrayed you for the sake of his wife and children, can you say that the friend did something wrong? If a friend dies for your family, will you have peace of mind in your life? But it can't be said that the friend is completely innocent, if he betrays you and involves the country and the nation, he still does something wrong, and even commits a crime. Therefore, we must emancipate our minds, don't let our thinking be solidified, and don't let others say that people can't go to heaven, so you think that people can't go to heaven, and there are many ways for people to go to heaven. ”

Xie Zhengxian raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, can people really go to heaven?" ”

I laughed: "Of course, birds can fly to the sky, why can't people, this involves mechanics, aerodynamics, still need to be studied by you, I believe that we will be able to create a carrier to fly to the sky, to realize our dream of going to the universe." ”

Huo Shuyi stood up and asked, "Teacher, is the Flying Ascension Realm also heavenly?" ”

I said: "This is more profound, I can only say my opinion, not the truth, it still needs to be verified, I think there are different spaces in the universe, we can simply call it three-dimensional space, four-dimensional space or five-dimensional space and higher-dimensional space, ascension is just to break through one dimension, into another dimensional space, so sometimes in a special time node when space energy resonance, it is also possible to cross time and space." That's why I've always believed that cultivation is about forming one's own cosmic space in the body, so that the mind is boundless. ”

I had a dry mouth in one class, and my classmates had all kinds of strange questions, but fortunately we were more than 500 years old, otherwise I would have been asked. There are many problems in this that are perfunctory and not well understood.

After class, as soon as she returned to the office, Huo Shuyi came running.

I casually asked, "Huo Shuyi, is there something wrong with you?" ”

Huo Shuyi said seriously: "What, can't I look for you if it's okay?" ”

I had a toothache, it was so sour: "Well, I'm going back, don't you have to go to class?" ”

Huo Shuyi immediately replied: "Let's go together, it's physical education class anyway, it doesn't matter if I can't go to it, the instructor can't beat me." ”

I don't have a toothache this time, my liver hurts, this girl won't like me, no, I have to kill her thoughts first.

I coughed dryly and said, "That, I asked Shui Yue and them to go to dinner, do you want to go together?" ”

Huo Shuyi looked disappointed: "Then forget it, I won't go, and I won't disturb the love of your husband and wife." ”

As soon as Huo Shuyi left, she quickly packed up her things and slipped away, and she didn't go home, she went to Qi Qianyan's place to drink tea. The two of them chatted and talked about Huo Shuyi, and I said, "Brother, that girl has thoughts about me, do you think I want to refuse?" ”

Qi Qianyan looked nervous: "Refuse, you must refuse, let her die as soon as possible." ”

I was dumbfounded: "Brother, do you like her?" When did I not know? ”

Qi Qianyan blushed: "No, I don't know her, but the position of the third child is reserved for my sister, where can I let her snatch it?" ”

"You have a sister, I don't know, it shouldn't be big," I asked busily.

Qi Qianyan's voice was much quieter: "It's about the same age as me, cousin, and her appearance is six or seven points similar." ”

I quipped, "You just say it's like you're wearing women's clothes, it's clear at a glance." ”

"Ah" Qi Qianyan opened his mouth wide: "Really? Can you say that? I don't care, anyway, I've already said it, you can take some time to propose in a few days. ”

"Ahh I was taken aback this time: "What do you say?" Boy, are you saying that you quietly ordered me a family affair? ”

Qi Qianyan said seriously: "Yes, I have already said it, you agreed last time, you won't regret it, right?" I went to my two sisters-in-law, who were witnesses. ”

I hurriedly stopped and said: "Don't go first, don't go first, in this way, I'll talk to your cousin first, I thought it was a joke, maybe your cousin is easy to talk to, and it's not necessarily a junior." ”

Qi Qianyan stared at me for a while and said, "Okay, you go!" Let's talk about it, maybe you may or may not like it. ”

I'm a little confused, and that's the exact opposite of what I mean.

Fortunately, Qi Qianyan changed the topic: "Let's not talk about anything else, tell me what cross talk is?" ”

I said, "Cross talk is a form of performance, that is, two or several people are talking and amusing themselves. ”

I can only say this, if I move out the "talking, learning and singing", it is estimated that it will take three days and three nights.

Qi Qianyan asked again: "Then what is a promotion?" ”

I replied: "It's just a sales method, using price reductions, discounts or gifts, lottery and other forms of publicity, there are many means, such as inviting celebrities to perform, posting advertisements on the busiest streets, and so on. ”

Qi Qianyan then asked, "What's the matter with the lottery?" ”

I said: "It's to set up a grand prize or a first, second and third prize for everyone to try their luck, whoever draws the jackpot will hype it up, and then attract popularity, everyone has a gambler mentality, who doesn't want to try something for nothing?" Aren't all of us pulling people over like this? ”

This lecture is half an hour, and the tea is full, let's hurry up, I don't want to teach students all day long.

When I had nothing to do, I entered the palace, and the emperor was surprised to see me and said, "This sun has come out in the west?" I don't usually summon you, but I haven't seen you here. ”

I hurriedly stepped forward: "Meet my father, mother, don't you miss you?" Just come over and say hello. ”

The emperor rolled his eyes: "Speaking of business, you will have such good intentions?" ”

I blushed: "Your Majesty, there's nothing else to do, I just want to make some suggestions." ”

The emperor waved his hand: "Okay, just chat as your own family, you can say whatever you want." ”

I said, "Your Majesty, that's the case, I think it's time to set up a clean government department to investigate corruption and dereliction of duty among officials. ”

The emperor groaned: "Isn't this the duty of supervising the imperial history?" Why create new departments repeatedly? ”

I said: "There are too many people who supervise the imperial history, it is inevitable that there will be omissions, and the supervision department has existed for too long, and it has become somewhat corrupt, just set up an anti-corruption office, put a knife on their heads, and the anti-corruption office is directly responsible to the emperor, accept reports from the people, can use the national intelligence department to investigate hundreds of officials, and has the right to request assistance from the local government and the army. ”

The emperor thought for a while and said: "It is imperative to rectify the rule of officials, Shuirou Kingdom has been peaceful for too long, many local officials are corrupt, and the forces are intertwined, there must be people in the supervision of the imperial history who have been co-opted, or not, just set up a new supervision department according to what you said, what did you just call it?" ”

I hurriedly replied, "Independent Commission Against Corruption, Anti-Corruption and Bribery Bureau." ”

The emperor smiled: "This name is a bit strange, I haven't heard of it before." ”

I blushed: "It's just weird to be remembered, and how obvious is the literal meaning!" Glance. ”

I'm really embarrassed, I copied it again and moved things from the earth.

The emperor nodded and said, "Then what is the name of this person in charge?" ”

I said, "Just call the director, and shout smoothly."

The emperor smiled: "It's really a little weird, then you can be the director, no one else knows what's going on, you made it, you bring me a group of people out first, and then replace you when there is a suitable person." ”

"Ah" I regretted it, I did it for a long time, and I got myself in trouble, which is something that offends people. Speaking of which, the emperor's face cannot be refuted. I had no choice but to hang my head and say, "Okay, I'll take on the job for a few days, and when I get regular, Your Majesty must let me go, I have a lot of things, and there are still classes at the military academy." ”

The emperor patted me on the shoulder and said, "Liuyun, don't worry, everything you have done, I will see it, and the country and the people will not forget you." ”

My hairs stand on end, why does the emperor say as if I am going to sacrifice, but don't say anything more.