Chapter 167: What a Pervert...... No! So excited! (Ask for subscription)
Ten minutes later.
Xu Jing tilted her head sneakily and peeked at Jiang Lan's expression.
He didn't seem to be very happy, he kept pouting and his eyes were staring, like a baby who had been robbed of a bottle......
The girl tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Jiang, Jiang?"
Jiang Lan turned his head with a straight face: "Why are you pulling me?"
"You don't seem to be happy......
"Oh no, I'm happy."
Jiang Lan snorted lightly, crossed his legs and turned his head again. If the AI changes its image, then he is simply the perfect tsundere princess.
Wouldn't you be going too far......
Thinking of this, Xu Jing suddenly felt a little unbearable, she shouldn't have blocked him just now.
Although Jiang Lan obviously likes the white silk suspender maid, he criticizes it...... But this is precisely because Jiang Lan's first law is in effect!
It's a proven scientific phenomenon!
So Xu Jing quietly unblocked.
Then it was quickly blocked again.
Otherwise, if he sends a message, he will definitely die!
Because I was so nervous, the two slender calves kicked back and forth involuntarily, and my feet were cocked......
The slippers, which were already not very stable, fell to the ground with a snap.
The two of them looked down in unison, looked at the slippers that had fallen off, looked at their feet, and finally looked at each other.
Although he didn't say a word, his eyes had already communicated everything.
Xu Jing picked up her shoes tremblingly: "Here, here you go."
Jiang Lan: "???"
"Take it, I don't want it!"
However, instead of taking it back, Xu Jing showed a very serious expression.
"Don't worry, you just wore it!"
"It doesn't matter if you just wore it!!
"Hmm......" Xu Jing held the slippers in one hand, and her mouth gently held the index finger of the other hand, as if she was contemplative.
Jiang Lan hurriedly moved his ass far away.
He's just a kid and he's a little scared.
Suddenly, the girl stood up and curled her hair.
Enlightened!
So Xu Jing also moved her butt in the direction of Jiang Lan, and picked up the other slipper.
Dose up!
"Don't come here!"
Jiang Lan waved his torso while his ass continued to move out......
As a result, I didn't notice that I had already reached the bedside, and I didn't flash out of bed without being careless.
Jiang Lan suddenly fell a little dazed, and felt as if his butt had become two halves...... Uh, the ass seems to be in half......
It doesn't matter.
The important thing is that when he came back to his senses, Xu Jing had already come to him with a slipper on the left and right.
The posture looks something like this:
Jiang Lan fell off the bed and sat on the ground, supporting the ground with his hands and his legs open; Xu Jing invaded the forbidden area between Jiang Lan's legs at this moment and squatted down gently.
There is no way to avoid it!
It was the first time in his life that Jiang Lan had experienced this kind of posture, and in a panic, he subconsciously tightened his legs, thinking that this might make Xu Jing clamp and turn it into a worse posture, so he hurriedly opened it again.
Then Xu Jing walked closer and closer more unimpeded......
"You...... Stay back! Get out of the way!"
Jiang Lan grimaced and tried to murder her, "If you dare to do anything to me, I ...... I'll blow your brains!"
Xu Jing's eyes lit up: "Is it okay?"
Jiang Lan: "......"
Damn! Taken care of!
If this is Yuan Rate, he has already turned over and become a strong man. However, this is Xu Jing, and the parents of both sides are still outside, so it is impossible for them to make too much movement......
Jiang Lan had no choice but to adopt a policy of appeasement and retreat, as long as there was room to get up, it would be easy to say.
However, Xu Jing is also pressing forward step by step......
He is going backwards, Xu Jing is moving forward, and it is clear who is slow and who is fast......
In the end, Jiang Lan was caught between two walls and one side of the bed.
In front of him, there is Xu Jing, who is eyeing her.
Jiang Lan's voice trembled a little unprecedentedly: "What the hell do you want to do?"
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He begged for mercy, alas~ Because of the tsundere, Jiang Lan, who was weak and helpless after being forced into a corner, hehehe......
Xu Jing smiled a little excitedly: "Don't do it!"
"Then you can let me go......
"Now! Give!"
The girl between her legs squatted down and solemnly handed him her slippers.
His eyes sparkled and his expression was serious, as if he was not handing out slippers, but as a tribute to the gods.
Jiang Lan: "......"
So I can only accept it, right...... It seems that if she doesn't accept her, she won't give up, and it will be embarrassing if the parents come and see this posture later......
Brother Shui sighed and felt the bitterness of an adult.
Subsequently, for the first time in his life, he accepted Xu Jing's slippers.
「…… I thank you."
"You're welcome~" Receiving Jiang Lan's thanks, Xu Jing shook her fists happily and unabashedly showed a dimple smile.
It's innocent, it's beautiful.
If it weren't for this position, maybe it would be better......
"So...... How do I use it? 「
Jiang Lan shook the slippers from the girl in his hand at her.
Not to mention, it smells pretty good, although it must have a bit of foot smell, but he still thinks it tastes good......
And you can also put your hand in it and imagine that her feet were once in it, which can bring a different sense of experience......
How did he figure out how to use it on his own??
It's weird, it's weird......
Jiang Lan continued to maintain a puzzled expression, vowing that Xu Jing would never be allowed to guess his thoughts.
I saw Xu Jing thinking about it with her fingers in her hands...... Then he showed a slightly lost expression: "I don't know......
Oh, but that's it.
The corners of Jiang Lan's mouth raised slightly: "Don't make trouble if you don't know, I'll help you put it back."
"Oooh."
Xu Jing then lifted one foot and watched him put on his slippers.
Because she was still squatting, she curled up and stood on one foot a bit like ...... Uh, please make up for the little parrot that tickles the foot with the brain......
Jiang Lan helped her put on her left foot first.
Anyway, watching such a good-looking foot put on slippers is actually a bit of a pleasure......
Wrong! Don't enjoy!
Damn, I'm going to be assimilated by Hanbao!
After wearing one, Xu Jing landed on the ground with her left foot, cocked her right foot and waited for the next one.
Jiang Lan saw that she was standing on one foot without shaking in this position, and subconsciously praised: "The balance is pretty good......
"Then ......"
"Bang!"
The bedroom door was pushed open with a loud noise.
Xu Jing was taken aback, suddenly lost her balance, swayed forward and backward, and finally threw her arms forward -
"Hmm!"
"I'll go!"
"Jiang Lan, tell Xu Jing to come out to eat ......" Jiang Junlong at the door didn't have time to say the second half of his sentence, and he was stunned.
Father's Perspective:
In the narrow corner of the bed and the wall, Jiang Lan opened his legs and wrapped his hands around other people's daughters; Xu Jing threw herself between his legs, the whole person covered him, and then the heads of the two were still next to each other......
「……」
「……」
「……」
"It's okay, you'll eat when you're done."
"Bang-"
The bedroom door closed again.
「…………」
The two looked at each other and winked, the girl on top and the boy below.
Maybe it's because each other's snorts are a little hot, and both of their faces are a little red.
Xu Jing's hands were still propped up on the sides of Jiang Lan's head.
Jiang Lan's hands were still wrapped around Xu Jing's waist.
This pose, huh...... It's very convenient to kiss up...... Although from the perspective of position, Xu Jing took the initiative to ......
"You didn't fall, did you?"
"Uh-huh, no~"
"Oh, then you get up first."
"Well, okay."
Xu Jing left Jiang Lan's body a little reluctantly, and there was still some unfinished meaning in her eyes. However, the two of them can't always be
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Sticking together, you need to do something else......
- Explain! The "other things" here are very serious things! Not what you think!
Xu Jing watched as Jiang Lan got up from the ground.
I saw Jiang Lan symbolically patting the ashes on his body.
"You put on the slippers on your right foot first."
"Oooh!"
Xu Jing found that one foot was still bare, and she was busy putting on shoes.
After putting it on, I looked at it carefully.
The slippers only cover the middle section, and the most alluring toes and ankles are exposed! And when blocked, the brain will automatically make up the curve below......
Xu Jing thought for a while, it turned out that Jiang Lan liked this half-concealed feeling......
"You're dressed, aren't you?"
"Get dressed!"
The girl shook her slipper-wearing feet at Jiang Lan with an expectant face.
And then......
In the next second, the girl was blocked in the corner by the annoyed and angry teenager.
"Abominable, abominable, abominable! What the hell are you doing? You've misunderstood my dad!"
Xu Jing had never seen Jiang Lan look so red-faced, and she was suddenly frightened: "I, I didn't mean to! I'm sorry......"
"Is it useful to say I'm sorry? Huh?"
"That, that ......" Xu Jing trembled for a while, stopped shaking, and closed her eyes nervously.
"Then you should be lighter, not too hard......
Jiang Lan: "????"
weird!
No, no, the attributes of this product are very strange, the stronger she is, the more comfortable she is...... Can't make her comfortable!
Thinking of this, Jiang Lan subconsciously planned to let go of her.
However, just a second before he let go......
"Squeak-"
「……」
「……」
「……」
Aunt Yu Fang's mouth opened slightly, and her eyes blinked.
"Excuse me~"
"Bang-"
The door was closed a second time.
"What's going on? The children aren't done yet?"
"No! Maybe it's the first time I'm nervous, so give them more time~"
"Hey! What, they're still in that position? Isn't it a little ...... for girls to be on it?"
"No, no! Change the way you play! This time, Xiao Jiang is the one who took the initiative!"
"Oh~ No wonder, I wanted to try everything......
Jiang Lan: "......"
Xu Jing: "......"
The earth is really not very habitable...... Why don't you go to the M78 Nebula......
Lunch.
The food on the table is steaming: oily pork, garlic tofu, shredded fish-flavored pork, oily wheat cabbage...... Although it is not a delicacy of the mountains and seas, it is a classic dish that Huaishi people love to eat.
The adults sat on the same side, the two children sat on the other side, Jiang Lan next to Jiang Junlong, and Xu Jing next to Yu Fang.
Jiang Lan is estimated to be still angry about what happened just now, and he is pulling rice with a straight face.
Xu Jing was invited to dinner by other people's parents for the first time, and she was careful when she took chopsticks to pick up vegetables, for fear of leaving a bad impression on her father-in-law and mother-in-law, no, uncles and aunts.
Later, she found out that her uncle and aunt were very approachable, so she let go.
Then look at Jiang Lan......
Jiang Lan grinned with oily wheat cabbage in his mouth, "Eat yours!" Jiang Lan didn't let him see it.
Xu Jing turned her head a little aggrieved. Isn't it just that they were accidentally misunderstood, and there are not a few of them who have been misunderstood.
Well, that doesn't seem right......
The adults at the table were chatting, and she couldn't insert it, so she had to continue to watch Jiang Lan. But Jiang Lan was angry......
Xu Jing thought about it for a while, and saw that Jiang Lan was eating oily wheat vegetables, so she picked up one and put it in his bowl.
Jiang Lan was stunned for a moment when he saw the oily wheat cabbage that appeared out of thin air, and then looked at her, his expression was a little softer, but he was still stiff: "You don't need to pick up vegetables for me."
"Hmm......"
Xu Jing watched as Jiang Lan took the wheat vegetable back into her bowl. Now I had to eat it myself. Hey?
Eating
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Dish, the girl was suddenly stunned.
It's a dish that has been served in Jiang Lan's bowl......
Good! So excited!
The girl's face turned into a red steaming teapot again......
"Dada!"
Jiang Lan tapped her bowl with chopsticks, and her brows furrowed: "Eat!" Normal!"
"Hmm!"
Xu Jing hurriedly nodded and covered her red face. As a result, because of the white little hands, it looks even redder......
Yu Fang next to her smiled, "I'm sorry, my Xu Jing is more timid, let you see the joke~"
"No, no, Xiao Xu is very cute, let's look at this girl~"
Jiang Junlong also smiled kindly, then quickly changed his face, and took his elbow to pestle Jiang Lan: "Xiao Xu will give you vegetables!" You're like that?"
"......" Jiang Lan suddenly choked up, and even experienced Yuan Yu's feelings.
At the dinner table of the two families, he became the only one who was injured.
Grass, why......
Jiang Junlong whispered again: "You also serve vegetables to others, you ......."
"Clip clip! I'm going to do it!"
Jiang Lan pursed his lips and also gave Xu Jing a stick of oil and wheat vegetables. Why don't you just pick up a dish? What's the big deal, he even caught Xu Jing himself just now. The last sentence really popped out of his brain on his own, and it was none of his business......
However, Xu Jing stared directly at the meat that Jiang Lan had already caught in his mouth, and subconsciously whispered, "Think about this ...... again."
Jiang Lan: "......"
Jiang Junlong hurriedly pestled his son with his elbow again: "Give it to her quickly!"
Tired, destroy.
Jiang Lan had no choice but to sandwich the oily meat that had already entered half of his mouth into Xu Jing's bowl.
"Hmm! Thank you!"
Xu Jing didn't expect him to really give it, so she nodded a little flattered, and by the way, she also gave him the oily wheat vegetables in her bowl.
Jiang Lan didn't object, alas!
Xu Jing put her mind at ease, put the meat in her mouth with peace of mind, and tasted it carefully. The eyes are also slightly narrowed like when a kitten eats dried fish, and it becomes a slit.
It's the meat that has been in the bowl of Jiang Lan~
Alas?
A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in her mind, and Xu Jing hurriedly poked and poked to observe the situation on Jiang Lan's side. I saw his chopsticks lingering between the dishes in the bowl for a moment, as if he was thinking about what to eat first......
The girl prayed silently in her heart: first the oil and wheat vegetables, first the oil and wheat vegetables......
Finally, Jiang Lan picked up the oily wheat cabbage and rice and put it in his mouth.
It's a success! He really eats!
The girl who was so excited that she was about to fly shook her fist with a triumphant smile on her face.
Mom said that a dish that was served in someone's bowl would make his mouth water.
She has her own saliva for the dishes she gave Jiang Lan......
Jiang Lan gave her a dish with Jiang Lan's saliva......
She ate Jiang Lan's saliva, and Jiang Lan also ate her saliva......
So excited...... No! What a pervert!
The picture in my head is automatically reduced to the kind of picture without the food as an intermediary. The girl's face flushed......
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