The live broadcast overturned the car, which made Juan a little embarrassed.

But what made him feel even more uncomfortable was that his intestines were pumping like a river and a sea.

After eating the biscuit at the entrance of the village, Juan felt uncomfortable in his stomach, he thought that he could endure it, but he didn't expect it to be more and more powerful now.

Juan hastily ended the live broadcast of "Exploration of Dragonman Customs".

Before turning the live stream into a video, he glanced at the ratings.

There are tens of thousands of viewers, and it seems that this kind of live broadcast is quite popular.

And there are many people who give rewards, but Juan doesn't have time to check carefully, and his stomach is urging him.

"Morgan, I need to go to the bathroom."

"There are no toilets in the village, Frodo, take the owner to the RV."

With the support of Frodo, the halfling, Juan endured a strong pain, struggled to move to the RV, and locked himself in the small bathroom.

Perhaps to take care of humanoids that are very different in size from humans, squatting pits are used in the bathroom.

Juan took off his pants and squatted down.

But just as the gate opened uncontrollably below him, a window popped out of Juan's view without warning.

The huge alliance coat of arms serves as a background and occupies almost the entire window.

"What's going on? Where is the option to close? Damn it! How can it not be turned off? Am I poisoned? ”

Just as Juan was wondering, a man in black wearing sunglasses who seemed to be paralyzed walked into the window.

He sat down in a chair in front of the badge and introduced himself:

"This is the Coalition Bureau of Investigation, I'm Agent K, and now I have some simple questions that you need to answer."

Juan didn't doubt the identity of the other party, because no hacker would use the alliance badge as his emblem.

But the labor pain in his stomach was not completely over, so Juan pleaded, "Please wait a minute, I am not in a situation right now." ”

"It seems that you don't know much about our alliance investigation bureau, so I'll take a moment to explain it to you.

"Our Coalition Bureau of Investigations is part of the Department of Justice, and our credo is--

Fidelity,

Union,

Candour

Kindness.

"We reserve the right to investigate all criminal acts, as well as suspected criminal acts.

"And the subject of the investigation shall not shirk or obstruct the investigation in any form, do you hear clearly?"

"I'm not refusing to investigate, I mean can I wait a while, I'm really inconvenient right now."

"Listen, I'm a veteran agent, and I usually deal with major cases like the destruction of the main planet by alien creatures."

Juan, who was stunned by Agent K's aura, temporarily forgot about the commotion in his stomach.

"Alien creatures destroy the main planet? Oh, my God! But I'm a human being, and my account is on the main planet, are you making a mistake? ”

"If it weren't for the fact that my ex-partner had just died in the line of duty, and I was required to stay in the office, the authorities wouldn't have sent me to investigate you.

"Actually, I'm not interested in your case at all, so you'd better not waste my time, understand?"

It doesn't seem that he is involved in any major conspiracy to destroy the main planet.

Juan breathed a sigh of relief, "Poof~".

Agent K, who seemed to be paralyzed, continued: "The Alliance Investigation Bureau has received a report, and someone has reported that in your video "Life is Priceless, Stay Away from Scumbags, Elf "Yourong" Says", there are scenes of pornographic violence that are inappropriate for children, what is your explanation for this? ”

"I just recorded what happened at the scene in a factual way."

"Realistically? Let me take a look at the video.

"Wow, this elf is very punctual, but she didn't show three points, it seems that the whistleblower is making a bit of a fuss."

Juan complained: "But she was killed! An intelligent creature was thus destroyed! ”

"It's nothing, elves are not protected by the laws of the Alliance."

Juan said excitedly, "Don't you think it's cruel? Headshot! 'Click', the beautiful head bursts like a watermelon! ”

"It's nothing, and that's what I've done a lot when dealing with alien creatures invading the main star."

Juan's face flushed: "But she's not a criminal, how can she be treated like this?!" I think that's too violent. ”

"Don't 'you think,' but 'I think,' and I don't think this video is violent at all.

"Okay, the whistleblower is suspected of malicious reporting, this case is over, and then another report will be dealt with......"

Juan was furious, and he shouted, "How can you jump to conclusions so hastily?!" ”

Outside the door, Frodo shouted, "Boss, are you okay?" ”

Agent K of the Coalition Bureau of Investigation said expressionlessly, "Are you an agent or am I an agent?" Now I'm investigating you! Also, whose voice was it just now? ”

"A servant," Juan shouted at the door, "Frodo, I'm fine." ”

"Okay boss, if you call me for something, I'll be outside."

"In order to protect the privacy of the person being investigated, the way we do things in the Investigation Bureau of the Alliance requires that the person under investigation be interrogated in a secret environment.

"Now I'm asking you to release your camera and let me confirm if you're in a hidden environment."

"Are you kidding? What kind of privacy is this? ”

"Pay attention to your tone, in front of you is a senior agent from the Coalition Investigation Bureau, are you teaching me to do things?"

Juan calmed down, he realized that he was too impulsive, and the Coalition Bureau of Investigation was not something he could mess with.

He resigned himself to a weightless camera and levitated in the air to film himself.

"Very well, your environment is more secluded than I thought.

"Now, I ask you to explain the abuse of wild animals in the video 'Griffon Hunting Overture - Demon Antelope Crusade'."

Juan knew that it was illegal to hunt wild animals on the main planet, but he wasn't sure if the law would apply to the same remote and beautiful planet.

"I'm just hunting, my guide said, you can hunt on a beautiful planet," he said apprehensively. ”

"Beautiful planet, what the hell is this place? Is there still this planet in our Alliance?

"Let me look it up, hell, there really is! Why did you go to such a nook and cranny place? ”

"I want to ......"

"Forget it, no need to explain, it doesn't matter. I've found out that hunting on the beautiful planet isn't illegal. ”

Juan breathed a sigh of relief, "Poof~~".

"But the report against you is not about you hunting, but about your cruelty to animals."

Juan thought of the wildebeest that had been blown to pieces by his own anti-tank missile, and perhaps he had gone too far.

But what Agent K said was something else: "Before hunting the demon spirit sheep, you made a hole in its head, which is not necessary for hunting, it is a very cruel act of animal cruelty, what do you explain for this?" ”

"I missed."

"You're only two steps away from the Demon Antelope!"

"It's really a miss!"

"It seems necessary to take a lie detector on you. With the camera in front of your face, repeat what you just said, as I instructed. Now, said with a smile. ”

Juan's stomach began to rumble again, and he endured the discomfort, stifled a smile, and said, "I missed." ”

"Crying."

Juan really wanted to cry, but he couldn't, he frowned and said, "I missed." ”

Said angrily.

Juan's face flushed and he roared, "Hell, I missed!" ”

Said helplessly.

Juan let out a long sigh and put his current mood on his face, saying, "I missed." ”

"You're lying."

"How is that possible?!"

"You can't go wrong with a lie detector. The crime of animal cruelty committed by the person under investigation was found to be true. Now announce the penalty against you, a fine of 0.5 Union Coins. ”

As soon as Agent K's voice fell, Juan received the news that 0.5 alliance coins had been deducted from his account.

Juan is pretty sure he didn't set up a passwordless payment for small amounts, but the deduction doesn't seem to require him to enter a password.

"This is the end of the survey, please give me a rating for my survey: very satisfied, please press 1; If you are satisfied, press 2. Thank you and goodbye. ”

"But where are 1 and 2?"

The pop-up window disappeared without warning.

Juan then discovers that he has more important things to do than he has to find buttons 1 and 2.

"Frodo!"

"I'm here, boss."

"Come in and help me, my leg is numb."