Juan's personalized video was highly praised by netizens who wanted to buy:

"Thanks to you, my Golden Wedding Anniversary Banquet is very lively.

"Someone squirted out dentures, someone had an asthma attack, and someone burst a blood vessel in their brain and almost died on the spot.

"Anyway, I have always looked at that person unpleasantly, but unfortunately he was rescued in time.

"But how do you know my wife is again?"

And in the word of mouth of the guests, the interesting humanoid blessing video became a hot topic and quickly spread.

"Boss, the number of bookings for blessing videos has reached 1,000 and counting.

"There are already two-headed demons dancing to cramps, and they really can't bear it."

"If you can't bear it, you have to carry it, send more two-headed demons to dance."

"No, the two-headed demons are all sent."

"Then send dwarves, halflings, and elves to dance."

"Yes, but these videos don't respond as well as the two-headed demon."

"Elves can't do it either? Let them try to wear less. ”

"I've tried it, I'm already wearing bikinis, I can't do it less, but humans don't seem to like it.

A newlywed netizen reported that his newlywed wife almost divorced him on the spot because he drooled when he watched the big-breasted elf blessing video at the wedding.

"Now he is asking for the money back, saying we have to compensate him for his moral damage."

"It's impossible to return the money, it's impossible to return it in this life, but we can compensate for the mental loss and send him a video of the big-breasted elf's love."

"Okay, boss."

"What about the other videos, what about the live interviews that followed the hype?"

"It's not good, it's still the same."

"How is that possible? Tune one out and I'll take a look. ”

Then Juan discovered the problem.

"This can't be done, this kind of uneventful interview can only be used by the alliance news report, and no one will watch you doing this.

"It is necessary to take a biased position, to speak absurdly, to use exaggerated headlines and unrealistic content in order to attract the attention of some ignorant human beings.

"For example, this interview of 'robbership and robbery' should focus on how immoral and unjust the victim's source of wealth is, so as to highlight his opposite, that is, the justice of the robber."

"This, that's not right, the opposite of injustice is not necessarily justice."

"Of course I know that, the opposite of injustice can be justice or injustice.

"It's like a robber fighting in a den where black eats black, dog eats dog, and unevenly distributes spoils, where does justice come from.

"And the first world war in the history of mankind, which was an imperialist war and was unjust for both warring parties.

But some netizens have forgotten history, and they generally believe that this world is black and white, and white is black.

"So it has to be reported in a biased way in order to stir up the emotions of these people.

"And this video that says the chili pepper is very spicy, who wants to watch it if you put a halfling with a spicy face and a red face?

"You should edit a shot of a nuclear bomb explosion here, with a description: this pepper alone can destroy a planet."

"That's an exaggeration, isn't it?"

"It's going to be such an exaggeration!

"Then I have to connect with the previous report of the robber burglary, and tell netizens that the robber has a lot of this chili pepper in his hand, and he can destroy the entire human alliance.

"So it's best to obey the robber and not provoke him, for any resistance to his robbery will bring ruin to humanity."

"But who would believe it?"

"This needs to be rhythmic, you look at the comment area below, how can it be done by spontaneous comments from netizens?

"You have to arrange a water army, and praise it here one-sidedly, such as 'the robbers are mighty', 'who will compete with the peppers when they come out', 'I hope the robbers will give a few peppers to a certain planet they hate' and so on.

"As long as the rhythm is up, there will be people who lack common sense to believe."

"And what if someone doesn't believe it and refutes it?"

"Scare him with empty slogans and spark controversy."

"This, I'm afraid I can't argue, there are still a lot of capable people among netizens."

"Do I want to win? What I want is attention!

"As long as the topic can be hyped, what does it matter if the trumpet with rhythm wins or loses?"

"It's the boss, high, it's really high. However, there is a bit of a technical problem. ”

"Say."

"To build a water army that controls and reviews, we need more humanoids who can type.

"But most of the humanoids who can speak human language do not know human writing, and only those who have had a lot of contact with humans can be literate.

"I've arranged all the literate people in the building, and I can't spare more manpower, unless I ......"

"Don't babble, unless what?"

"Unless I go to the elf town to recruit elves, I know that there are still a group of elves there, who have a lot of contact with humans, and there are many literate ones."

Juan remembered that Morgan had told him that this elven town, which was dominated by moon elves, used to be a human barracks, and now it is a base for supplying the building's daily necessities.

"Is that town far from here?"

"It's not far, boss, you come here, look over there, it's there."

Juan climbed up from the sun lounger on the rooftop and looked south of the building under the guidance of the elf director, Yaling.

"There's nothing, it's just a savanna."

"Boss, look at those plants, they're not grass, they're all crops."

"Oh, I saw it, it's green, it's like grass."

"Yes, yes, the boss is wise, and it is indeed about the same as grass.

"Boss, look at the middle of these fields, that open space, is the elf town."

Juan used his brain chip to adjust his gaze distance, staring at the open space, and then he saw Ni Duan.

The grass in the clearing, swaying in the wind in a different direction from the surroundings, seemed to have a sense of incongruity after the light had been distorted.

Yaling introduced: "It used to be a human military camp, and in order to avoid being discovered and attacked by the resistance forces, the technique of visual deception was used, and it can only be seen when you get closer. ”

Juan estimated that the distance between the vacant lot and the building was only about 5 kilometers.

That is, it is within the 10-kilometer no-fly zone and there is no risk of being attacked by "ghosts".

"Is it safe there?"

"Safe, very safe, my house is there, the moon elves in the building are all recruited from the town, and the moon elves there are the first to start supporting humans."

Juan became interested: "Let's go, go there and have a look." ”

Three float cars drove out of the building.

Under the coordination of the elven supervisor Yaling, when Juan arrived at the elven town, which was as fortified as a military camp, the mayor was already waiting at the door to greet him.

It was an old male elf with a white beard, dressed in a gorgeous and wide robe, and saluted Juan in a five-body posture: "The Führer is coming, and the lower officials are not very afraid. ”

Ya Ling on the side introduced: "This is the elder of the Moon Elf Clan, the mayor of the Elf Town, Zack, and my father. ”