Chapter 67: One Hundred Percent Elf Girl
After dinner, Juan, who was thinking about Tyrande's genetic problems, habitually walked to the infirmary.
Then, he remembered that Mosi was not there.
It's all here, or else, use the genetic tester in the infirmary to test Tyrande's blood.
Juan, thinking so, called the servant to bring an electrician's knife from his room.
After letting the servant walk away, Juan was left alone and sat in front of the detector.
He found the instrument to be very easy to operate, basically no different from a point-and-shoot camera.
Juan dipped the swab in the extract, wiped it on the blade, and then he put the swab into the tube and broke it, leaving only a nylon fiber flocked swab tip in the reagent.
Then, he put the test tube into the instrument, and the rest of the thing is fully automatic.
Soon, the instrument showed all the genetic information, but it was all technical vocabulary that Juan couldn't understand.
But it doesn't matter, this point-and-shoot instrument has an intelligent interpretation function.
Juan commanded: "Interpret." ”
A soft female voice came from the instrument: "The sample provider is a woman, 100% elf genes." ”
"What? 100% elf genes?! ”
"That's right, dear, it's a 100% elf girl."
"But is it true that there are no human genes at all?"
"No, dear."
"But, looking at her so confident, it's impossible, isn't it wrong?"
"If you want to make a mistake, it's also a mistake in the sample provided, and this machine never makes a mistake, dear."
"Damn, I don't have any human genes, I still think she has a little bit."
"If you are not satisfied with the test results, you can use your own genetic sample to test it, and this machine promises not to test you as a dog."
Damn, I'm too smart, I'm going to make fun of people.
Juan snapped and turned off the machine.
Then it occurred to him that he really should test his genes.
But it's all closed, and it's troublesome to start again, so you have to wait at least 5 seconds, forget it.
Juan adamantly refused to admit that he was afraid that the results would not match his predictions.
He put away the electrician's knife and left the infirmary.
When he saw Tyrande again the next day, Juan felt completely different.
However, Tyrande, who followed human habits, did not seem to notice Juan's strange gaze.
She was holding a portable projector, typing unusually engagedly, as if she was chatting with someone online.
Juan thought about it and felt that there was still no need to tell Tyrande about the results of the genetic test.
He now understood Tyrande, the elf had been the best since she was a child, she had always lived under the gaze of the other elves, and her pride made her unable to accept the reality of falling into the mire.
Therefore, in order to maintain this pride, she must become the top being, that is, "human".
That's why she made the radical move of cutting off the tips of her ears.
Therefore, after making such a move, she deceived and modified her own memory, recording the experiment that she had only done half of the experiment as a successful completion, and recording the results of plastic surgery as natural changes after genetic modification.
Juan is worried that this elf girl, who is escapist like an ostrich and lives in the fantasy of "being a man", will be driven crazy by the real genetic test results.
Old Zach, who rushed back last night, entrusted himself with taking care of Tyrande, and it seemed a little unreasonable to make this girl with a little brain problem relapse the next day.
Forget it, if she wants to be a human, let her be a human, for the sake of her father, who is the mayor of the town, for the sake of serving herself, just keep her like a pet.
Juan summoned Yaling and commanded, "Tell the people in the building to serve Miss Tyrande from now on, according to the standards of human reception." ”
With a grateful look, Yaling thanked Juan, then turned around and went down to set up.
Juan, who had nothing to do, asked Lisa to go to the rooftop to bask in the sun.
Just as he was applying sunscreen to Lisa, who had loosened the bikini strap and was lying on a sun lounger, the brain chip indicated that there was an urgent email.
It was sent by Agent J of the Coalition Investigation Bureau, and the content was that he wanted to make video contact as soon as possible.
In such a hurry, there must be something important.
Juan could only leave the rooftop in a hurry, pretending not to see the ghost crying wolf in the video subtitles of "Lisa and You Talk":
"What a beast is not as good as a beast!"
"Damn, are you a man! Can this go?! ”
"I took my pants off again...... Hey, why do I say 'again'? ”
……
Arriving at the office, after retiring the servant, Juan opened the video link.
The office on the screen has changed a lot.
The Human Alliance logo on the background wall has been moved to the corner, so small that it is almost invisible, and I am afraid that there is a rule that has allowed it to be preserved.
Instead of a white cross with a red round background, the center of the cross is a diamond-shaped frame with a small red tadpole facing downward.
There is a line of text underneath: "Ku Klux Klan".
At this point, Agent J said "Sorry, I'm late again" and walked through the window.
He sat down in a sofa chair in front of the background wall, stretched comfortably, and rested his feet on the transparent coffee table.
He said smugly, "How's my office going?" ”
Juan looked at the other party in amazement: "This is the style you requested?" ”
"No, it was recommended by the renovation contractor, and he said that this is the style with the biggest rebate, and he gave me this number, hehe."
"I guess he's white."
"yes, how do you know?"
Juan didn't answer directly, he asked rhetorically: "Brother, did you teach history by a physical education teacher?" ”
"You guessed it again, buddy, yes!"
"I'm guessing you didn't pass history."
"Holy, buddy, God, did you possess Sherlock Holmes today?!"
"I suggest you redecorate in a different style."
"That's not good, the decoration funds are only approved once, and the director will definitely not approve the same reason."
"Then find some paint to paint the background wall white, man, if you don't want to live in the ridicule of others."
Agent J realized that something was wrong, he retracted his foot on the coffee table, and asked with a serious face, "What's the matter, there is a problem with the background wall?" ”
"Big problem, the specific situation, you just look up that line of words, in short, you were pitted by that white renovation contractor."
"No, he gave me a lot of kickbacks, and I think he's pretty good."
"Believe me, brother, he didn't have a good heart."
"Okay, I'll check it out."
"So, what are you looking for from me?"
"Ah, that, the snail is dead."
"What? What's going on? ”
"You really don't know, it should have been all over the Internet."
"I've been busy with personal things lately, and I haven't been online." Juan said with some humility.
He actually went online, but only cared about "Lisa and You".
"Then let me inform you: yesterday at 20 o'clock, Rakshasa Star, Moko State.
"The snail exploded in a float car after a 50% or less non-human gathering."