Chapter 76: Borrowing Money Again
Juan, who returned to the Pioneer Station building, quickly found Lisa, and wanted to take advantage of the gap when Mosi was placing the tree elves in the elf town and did not return, and completed the filming of the oil video.
But an email from Agent J of the Coalition Bureau of Investigation frustrates his thoughts.
In a series of condemnations from netizens who "...... and swayed", Juan left the rooftop.
Juan, who returned to the office, dismissed his servant and opened the video link.
Agent J is not there, and he double-checks again to make an appointment with someone but is late.
Juan saw that behind the sofa chair was replaced with a background wall with all the bells and whistles.
Except for the inconspicuous Human Alliance badge in the upper right corner, the rest of the section is filled with various graffiti.
These graffiti look a little interesting, such as:
a human body that is half skeletal and half beautiful;
weapons with flowers;
a mushroom cloud rising over a baby;
bombers dropping bread;
scholars manipulated by puppet lines;
……
In addition to these bizarre patterns, there are also horizontal and vertical slogans:
War is peace;
Freedom is slavery;
Ignorance is power.
Long live the All-Knowing Almighty!
……
If the slogans still have a little meaning, other phrases and words that seem to be randomly inserted in graffiti are completely incomprehensible.
What "Josellen is alive", "doublethink", "alpha", "beta", "sigma", "delta" and so on.
Juan had no idea what they meant.
He felt that the background wall could be summed up in one word, and that was "chaos".
However, at least it is better than the logo of the Ku Klux Klan, a historically notorious racist organization.
"Sorry, I'm late."
Agent J, who was dressed in a black suit, apologized insincerely and walked into the video.
He lay down on the couch and rested his feet on the coffee table very naturally.
Juan asked with some dissatisfaction, "What's the matter with being so anxious to find me?" ”
"Guess?"
"Holy, brother, can you be serious?"
"Guess what, I just want to see if you have Sherlock Holmes on top today?"
"Can't we get down to business first?"
"There's no hurry."
"Okay then, I guess you want to ask me to borrow money."
Agent J's half-stretched waist froze suddenly: "No, brother, you really guessed it!" It's amazing! How did you guess? ”
"What else can make you anxious to see me other than borrowing money?"
"Hey, brother, don't make me so bad."
"Why, do you have other urgent matters? For example, in a hurry to return the 10,000 yuan you borrowed from me last time? ”
"Uh, that," Agent J said with a hint of embarrassment on his face, "Next time, next time I pay your salary, I'll pay you back first." ”
Juan didn't want to embarrass the other party too much, in his opinion, wasting a little money is nothing, and multiple friends and multiple paths are more important.
So Juan said magnanimously: "I'm just joking with you, you don't have to rush to pay me back the money, wait until it's convenient for you." ”
"Haha, brother, I know you're righteous enough, well, can you be a little more righteous?"
"What, does your uncle have another son who is one year old?"
"No, no, even a pig can't be born like this, it's my ......"
"Are you one year old?"
"Haha, brother, you're so funny, I recently met a girl."
"My sister is one year old?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn, I really didn't see it, beast!"
"No, what do you think, it's my sister's birthday, and she told me before that she wants a bracelet."
"Dog chains?"
"Bracelets, bracelets, bracelets with sparkling diamonds."
"It's not cheap."
"yes, it's not cheap."
"Tell me, how much do you want to borrow?"
"Look, is 20,000 convenient? Otherwise, 18,000 will do. ”
Juan secretly complained: This guy, his appetite is getting bigger and bigger.
But he agreed with a false smile.
Juan cashed out the meat from the platform, withdrew 18,000 alliance coins, and transferred it to Agent J.
The other party looked surprised: "Really give 18,000, I thought you would give a little more like last time." ”
Hu An's head was furious: Last time, I wanted you to help get some energy weapons, so I gave you more money, but that thing hasn't been done until now, are you embarrassed to say?
Juan continued to have a fake smile on his face and reminded, "Brother, has the matter of the energy gun been settled?" ”
"That's not going to happen, didn't I tell you, the shipping cost is too high, and the top can't approve it.
"So I made a report in your name, took out a hundred energy guns, and sold them to street gangsters."
"It's not! You, you sold my gun to the gangster?! ”
"yes, you can't get it anyway, so it's better to exchange some money."
"What about the money?"
"I spent it."
Juan's fake smile could not be contained, and his face became ugly.
Agent J seemed to see Juan's displeasure, and said, "Hey, brother, I know I can't spend your money in vain, didn't I give you the contact information of your employer in Washington, but I finally found out, and it should be able to make you earn it back." ”
Juan thought about it, although Ya Ling hadn't reported to him how much the navy had earned, but this was a way to make money, and as long as it continued, money would continue to come in.
Thinking so, Juan calmed down.
He transferred another 7,000 Union Coins from his account to Agent J.
"Many, count the congratulatory gifts I gave you in advance, I wish you and your sister all their wishes come true, and a hundred years of good together."
"Aha, brother, I knew that you were my true brother, but I didn't plan to marry that girl, just playing, getting married or something, it's too scary."
You scumbag! Give me back the money!
Juan didn't say that, and Agent J didn't return the overcharge.
However, Agent J finally got down to business:
"Brother, I got a message that the Black Light President intends to set up a rumor review office, which is subordinate to the National Security Agency NSA, and in the future, all rumors involving ZF will have to be reviewed before they can be published."
"What is the NSA?"
"Hey, I haven't paid attention to this, let me check, NSA...... Well? No such agency? ”
"No bureau?"
"Yes, no, there is no information."
"But you said that the Rumor Review Office is subordinate to this bureau, and if there is no such department, wouldn't the Rumor Review Office be suspended?"
"It's possible, maybe it's a smokescreen for the president with a black light, but in fact, this office is directly accountable to the president."
"Well, leave it alone, another question, censored rumors, is it still rumors?"
"Of course it's a rumor, and only a rumor can pass censorship."
"Hehe, don't joke with me, I think your news is a rumor."
"It's absolutely true, because this news came from the mouth of Aunt Black Palace, how can it be fake?"
"What did Aunt Sweeping say? That's true. ”