"These people...... It should be those brain-dead fans of later generations. ”

Looking at the condemned person in front of him, Zhu Han couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

The scene in front of me is exactly the same as some of the things that happened in the afterlife.

Obviously, Chongyunzi is an ordinary liar, but in the eyes of these people, he is an omnipotent god.

There is no room for even the slightest slander from others.

But if someone puts forward a different opinion, they will immediately be sprayed by these people.

Even they themselves will make up for the character and rationalize any of Chongyunzi's weird behaviors.

With the continuous efforts of these people, Congyunzi has also become more and more flawless.

In this case, many people who don't know Chongyunzi at all.

was directly put on a strong filter by these brain-dead fans, don't treat the heavy gentleman as a great immortal figure.

After waiting for about a quarter of an hour, the two people at the door suddenly announced: "Someone has gone out inside, and now ......"

Before he could finish his words, some people at the door began to bid frantically again.

"I'll give you thirty taels of silver!"

"Fifty taels of silver, I will give fifty taels, as long as the Taoist chief is willing to see me."

Just as they were bidding, Zhu Han had already quietly squeezed to the front under the protection of Jinyiwei.

Zhang Fengnian directly stuffed ten taels of silver into one of the two gatekeepers: "The two of them are under Zhang Fengnian, and they came to visit the Taoist chief today." ”

Hearing this name, the eyes of the two of them suddenly emitted a blazing light.

It was as if they were looking at not a person, but a moving mountain of gold.

Zhang Fengnian is Chongyunzi's biggest customer at present, and he alone contributed more than 100,000 taels of silver.

Not to mention that Zhang Fengnian was very generous, he directly rewarded each of them with ten taels of silver.

Even if Zhang Fengnian didn't give them money, the two of them would never dare to stop Zhang Fengnian.

After receiving the money, the attitude of the two became more respectful.

"It turned out to be Boss Zhang, the Taoist chief has already ordered, if you come, please just go in, you don't have to queue up."

"If you come next time, send someone to inform us directly, so that we can meet you, and you won't have to squeeze in with the others."

Seeing that these two people flattered Zhang Fengnian without a bottom line, the others were suddenly dissatisfied.

"Not allowed to go in, he came later than us, why did he go before us?"

"Even if you want to be ahead of us, you have to pay for money, huh? Could it be that the silver of the master is not silver? ”

The two janitors hurriedly explained.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this donor is different from you, he is a friend of the Taoist chief, and the Taoist chief has specially instructed him to enter in advance."

Hearing what the watchman said, the eyes of the people around him were all focused on Zhang Fengnian.

"Why haven't Dao Chief's friends heard of it?"

"Wait, I think this guy looks familiar."

"I remember, he is Zhang Fengnian, one of the top ten official grain merchants."

Hearing Zhang Fengnian's name, everyone at the door couldn't help but take a breath of cold air in reverse.

In other places, Zhang Fengnian may not be so famous, but in Yanjing and Datong Mansion, the three words Zhang Fengnian can already be placed together with Shen Wansan and Zhou Gushan.

They are all ordinary businessmen, rich people who can only look up.

Hearing that it was him, those who were still indignant suddenly lost their lives.

It's not all because they were frightened by Zhang Fengnian's name.

It's because Chongyunzi was able to become famous because he helped Zhang Fengnian drive away the evil dragon that possessed him.

In order to repay Chongyunzi, Zhang Fengnian directly donated 100,000 taels of incense money to Chongyunzi.

This is a full 100,000 taels, and many of them, even if they have rich families, have never seen so much money in their lives.

If it were someone else, they would naturally be dissatisfied, but no one could really say a word to Zhang Fengnian.

Zhang Fengnian hugged his fist at the people around him: "It is also a last resort to take the first step, it is really an evil dragon that is uneasy in the body and mind." ”

"So the Taoist has already replaced the possessed evil dragon that has been driven away by the chief, but the Taoist chief has also said that he is not legally able to completely destroy the evil dragon, so he often has to ask the Taoist chief for advice, and please make it convenient."

Anyway, with Zhang Fengnian's current status, it is already commendable to be able to explain it to these people.

So almost a few of the people present disagreed, and waved their hands to show that they didn't mind.

Zhu Han looked at Zhang Fengnian and sighed secretly in his heart.

It can only be said that no one is perfect, and Zhang Fengnian, who has no obvious shortcomings in terms of people and things, was fooled by an old liar and couldn't find the north.

Chongyunzi's residence is not particularly large, because originally this guy just fled to Datong Mansion, and was even forced to join the White Lotus Sect, so he was not particularly wealthy.

After relying on the White Lotus Sect to teach him the magic cheats, after becoming famous, it was not so easy to change places.

After all, almost everyone knows where he lives here.

And in order to create the image of his predecessors, Chongyunzi also deliberately built himself into a cultivator who does not eat fireworks in the world.

If you change to a mansion now, you may be suspicious.

This kind of thing must not arouse the slightest suspicion of the target.

It's like smashing a cup.

When a cup hits the ground by chance, the owner finds that it is not broken, so he is curious to see if it will break.

So increase the distance of the cup again and again until the cup actually breaks.

When the moment of suspicion begins, exposure is only inevitable.

Because no matter what the liar says, the other party will no longer believe it unconditionally as before.

As long as every sentence can be verified, all kinds of irrationalities will soon be discovered.

So in order to maintain your personality as much as possible, reduce unnecessary suspicions.

Even if he is no longer short of money now, Chongyunzi still lives in this small courtyard that is not luxurious, and repeatedly refuses Zhang Fengnian's request to change him to a big mansion.

And it is precisely because Chongyunzi shirked several times that Zhang Fengnian felt more and more that this Chongyunzi was a rare master outside the world.

The courtyard is not very large, and there is a screen at the entrance of the courtyard.

Zhu Han, Zhang Fengnian and others, just after crossing the screen, saw Chongyunzi for the first time.

If you can't see it, only he is the most conspicuous in the whole yard.

In the middle of the courtyard, a high platform was erected, and on the high platform was placed an altar of incense burners.

Next to the altar, a Taoist priest in a Taoist robe was jumping up and down with a peachwood sword, and his colleague was screaming in his mouth.

Others couldn't hear what he was talking about, but Zhu Han just moved his ears, listened for a while, and almost couldn't hold back, and laughed directly.

It's not that Chongyunzi's skills have regressed, and he actually let others hear what he is talking about.

The main reason is that Zhu Han was also half a cross talk lover before the crossing.

Although I haven't been to any small venues, I have read a lot of various jokes on the Internet.

According to the rhythm and pronunciation of Chongyunzi's speech, sweating is almost possible, eighty percent certain, what this guy reads in his mouth is: "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes and spit out grape skins......"

Coupled with the deliberate weird scale, a little longer at the end, and a little faster, it sounds like some kind of mysterious spell.

Of course, only if you don't understand it.

But for Zhu Han, every syllable that this guy uttered was similar to a cross talk he heard in later generations, and the laughter was really a little unbearable.

Seeing Zhu Han's strange appearance, Zhang Fengnian said with concern: "Wang ...... Boss, are you alright? If you don't feel well, you can go back and rest. ”

Sweating isn't really uncomfortable, so where would you leave at this time?

I just wanted to open my mouth to explain, and I heard Chongyunzi keep chanting something when he danced the big god.

I almost couldn't help laughing again, and I repeated this several times, until Zhang Fengnian was almost annoyed and angry, and then he barely calmed down.

It's just that Zhu Han just held back his laughter, and when he saw the situation in the courtyard, he burst out laughing again.

Chongyunzi stood on the high platform and danced the gods, and the people below who came to tell fortunes were neatly done in rows.

Where is this dancing god, it's clearly the scene of a magic show, okay?

"Lord Wang, the villain knows that you don't like these gods and ghosts, but since you are here, please don't laugh at me and others."

When Zhang Fengnian persuaded Zhu Han, the audience who was originally watching Yunzi's magic performance all looked at him indignantly.

Zhu Han also realized that it was not good, he couldn't be kicked out as soon as he came.

So he hurriedly waved his hand and apologized: "I'm sorry, everyone, I just suddenly remembered something interesting, so I couldn't help it for a while, and I would like to ask you Haihan." ”

After hearing Zhu Han's explanation, most people nodded slightly and stopped paying attention.

But there are also those who don't give up: "What makes you so funny?" Let's hear it. ”

This is why Zhu Han has not revealed his identity now, if they knew that Zhu Han was the current His Royal Highness, I am afraid that they would have been bored and kneeling down for a long time, where would there be such a situation where they could point at Zhu Han's nose and question him.

Zhu Han smiled: "It's not a big deal, it's just that my wife just gave birth to a son." ”

Hearing Zhu Han say this, the person who stood up to accuse Zhu Han just now withered visibly.

Others also began to congratulate.

"Congratulations, brother."

"Brother, you have a successor.

made such a big move, Chongyunzi naturally saw Zhang Fengnian's arrival.

However, to Zhu Han's surprise, this guy did not put down all the work at hand with a look of ecstasy and came over to talk to Zhang Fengnian.

Instead, he quickly turned his head and continued to sit on a chair next to the altar and said, "Donor, your life is originally fire, there is a Yan character in your name, and your residence is in the south. ”

"You must know that everything in the world is a way of yin and yang that is mutually reinforcing and restraining each other."

"Your three fires are no different from setting fire to burn your body, presumably the donor is also a person who has been fighting with fire all year round, am I right?"

When the man heard Chongyunzi's words, he immediately stood up excitedly: "Dao Chief, you are really a god, the villain does often deal with fire, the villain is a cook, and he can't leave the stove every day." ”

Chongyunzi nodded solemnly: "That's right." ”

"The so-called lonely yin does not grow, and the lonely yang does not give birth, I am afraid that it will be difficult for you to have children in your current situation......" said Chongyunzi's painting style suddenly changed: "But you did good deeds and accumulated virtue in your early years, and you can be regarded as using merit to pass this calamity, so you should have children." ”

The cook nodded again and again: "Dao Chief, what you said is so right, I only have one son in my life, and I have always wanted to give birth, but my mother-in-law has never been able to conceive." ”

Chongyun muttered for the first time left and right, pinching his fingers as if calculating.

"You should be rich before your mother dies, and what the poor say is right."

The cook was even more excited, and Lian Yuan, who pecked at the rice, nodded: "Dao Chief, what you said is too right." ”

Zhang Fengnian knew that Zhu Han looked down on this Chongyunzi, and seeing that Chongyunzi was so accurate, he hurriedly praised Zhu Han: "Lord Wang, you see, the principal's ability is so powerful, even other people's family affairs can be calculated." ”

"Huh!" Zhu Han didn't bother to explain to Zhang Fengnian.

Now he is still in the information cocoon he has woven and has not come out, no matter what he says, it is useless.

Besides, the skills used by this guy Chongyunzi are also quite high-end skills.

Later, those charlatans can use this set of skills to make people unable to find the north.

Not to mention the current Ming people.

Liu Shenhong felt like a cat scratching in his heart, and leaned into Zhu Han's ear and asked, "Lord Wang, I also think this long way is quite accurate." ”

Zhu Han gave him a big roll of his eyes: "Don't you understand?" ”

A hint of confusion flashed in Liu Shenhong's eyes, obviously he really didn't understand the meaning of Chongyunzi's words.

Others can be fooled, and the people around him can't understand these words, Zhu Han is still a little disappointed.

But soon he understood why he knew these things in later generations.

It is also thanks to the cross talk, the cross talk master surnamed Liu in later generations, the cross talk Huang Banxian, which tells in detail the Taoism used by these charlatans.

So that nature explained to Liu Shenhong: "As long as you can calm down and analyze carefully, you will be able to find that many of the things this guy said can be interpreted in a variety of ways." ”

"Like that, the father dies before the mother." How do you think it should be explained?

For example, Chunhong replied without thinking about it: "Father should die in front of my mother." ”

Zhu Han nodded: "That's right, it seems that your father went over first, and then your mother passed again, right?" ”

Liu Shenhong nodded again and again: "The prince is really ...... wise."

As he spoke, Liu Shenhong suddenly found that it didn't seem right.